Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

[Abstract] + [Humorous] + [Crazy] + [Torture Tang San] + [Torture Master] + [Martial Soul Human Emperor Banner (Ten Thousand Soul Banner)]
Bai Yu transmigrates into Douluo Continent and awakens a narration system, which allows him to modify the narration and thus influence the plot.
[Plot: Tang San awakens the Blue Silver Grass and the Clear Sky Hammer]
Bai Yu chuckled, changing "grass" to "fart" and "hammer" to "dog." The master was instantly captivated; Tang San was a disciple bestowed upon him by heaven!
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang prepares to use the Ten Core Competitive Theories of Martial Soul to trick you into becoming his disciple]
Bai Yu waved his hand and changed "ten" to "ten thousand". After that, the students of Notting Academy did not see the master for three months. They heard that the master had gone bald in order to make up the remaining 9990 theories.
[Plot: Tang San prepares to acknowledge Xiao Wu as his leader in Dormitory Seven]
Bai Yu, in a fit of madness, changed "Big" to "Mom," and Tang San suddenly knelt down, weeping bitterly, shouting:
"Mom, your unfilial son Tang San will fulfill his filial duty to you!"
(The introduction is inadequate; the main text awaits you.)