Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 60: Those who dare not do pole dancing are mediocre.

The journey from Soto City to the Star Dou Great Forest was not short, and the Shrek Academy students planned to spend the night in a small town along the way.

Food is the most important thing for people. After a day's journey, Zhao Wuji led the hungry crowd to the only decent hotel in town to prepare a meal.

"I can't take it anymore, I'm starving! Waiter, bring me the menu!"

Ma Hongjun plopped down on the stool, which creaked under its weight, but he didn't care. He called out to the waiter while rubbing his stomach like a starving pig.

But as he touched his stomach, his thoughts suddenly drifted to the area below his belly, and remembering painful memories, his face stiffened.

Dai Mubai and Oscar sat down as well. They took the menu and ordered a lot of meat dishes and a lot of alcohol without saying a word. It seemed they were ready to have a big feast.

Zhao Wuji said in a deep voice:

"We'll arrive at the Star Dou Great Forest tomorrow, so no drinking tonight."

Oscar pleaded:

"Teacher Zhao, we're all Soul Masters, and we can hold our liquor pretty well, so it's okay if we drink a little less, right?"

Dai Mubai winked at Zhao Wuji:

"Teacher Zhao, this meal is on me!"

Zhao Wuji raised the corner of his mouth:

"That's more like it. I'm going back to my room to rest. Remember to bring me the food."

Dai Mubai nodded, a knowing smile on his face.

Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu showed expressions of disgust. Seeing this, Bai Yu simply said:

"How about this, those of you who drink will sit at one table, and those of us who don't drink will sit at another table."

As soon as he finished speaking, the three women's eyes lit up and they sat down at the table next to him.

Tang San originally wanted to sit next to Dai Mubai, but seeing this, he hesitated and simply turned around and walked towards the table where no one was drinking.

As a result, Dai Mubai grabbed him and laughed:

"Mistress, we're drinking until we drop tonight!"

Before Tang San could speak, Ma Hongjun and Oscar pulled him to sit down at the table, leaving Tang San looking helpless.

I don't want to drink with a bunch of rough guys like you, I want to eat with beautiful women!

Bai Yu sat at a table with the three women and very gentlemanly handed the menu to Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu didn't stand on ceremony and ordered a whole bunch of vegetarian dishes.

"Xiao Wu, why did you only order vegetarian dishes?"

Ning Rongrong took the menu, made a comment, and then ordered some meat dishes.

Xiao Wu stuck out her tongue and pinched Ning Rongrong's waist:

"I'll order the vegetable dishes, and you guys order the meat dishes!"

"Ouch, you pinched me again!"

Watching the two women playfully interact, Bai Yu smiled and handed the menu to Zhu Zhuqing.

Zhu Zhuqing shook her head, her voice cold and clear:

"That's enough, no need to order any more."

Bai Yu didn't insist, poured four glasses of water, and waited for the food to be served.

At this moment, a group of young people dressed in matching red uniforms walked into the restaurant. Leading them in was a handsome middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a Soul Master's robe.

Behind him, the uniforms worn by six men and one woman clearly bore the words "Canghui Academy".

The restaurant owner immediately recognized that these were people from the Advanced Soul Master Academy and bowed and scraped as he went to greet them. After all, any student from the Advanced Soul Master Academy could compete for the position of mayor in their small town, so he couldn't afford to be impolite.

At this moment, Ma Hongjun, who was waiting for his food, kept glancing at the female student from Canghui Academy. The girl looked to be about fourteen or fifteen years old and was very well-developed. Ma Hongjun's eyes lit up as he said:

"Boss Dai, that girl from Canghui Academy is really pretty!"

Dai Mubai, however, disapproved of the arrogant attitude of Canghui Academy and sneered:

"What's with all the arrogance from that little Canghui Academy?!"

The two were very arrogant and did not lower their voices, so the eight students from Canghui Academy immediately turned their attention to them.

Dai Mubai looked at Tang San and Oscar, his back to Canghui Academy, and deliberately spoke loudly:

"Little San, Little Ao, we should all learn from this. True masters are low-key; only losers flaunt themselves. Because they've been trash for so long, they can't hold their heads up high, so they want to stick their ass out for others to see. Heh!"

The students of Canghui Academy were immediately enraged:

Who are you insulting?

Dai Mubai turned around:

"I'll yell at anyone who tries to talk to me."

Just then, a waiter came over with a plate of food. One of the students from Canghui Academy had an idea. He tripped the waiter, and the plate of food was thrown at Dai Mubai's head.

In the blink of an eye, Tang San stepped forward, steadily caught the plate of food, and smiled:

"Wasting food is shameful."

Oscar had already whispered to him that Shrek Academy's motto is that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre, so they should actively cause trouble!

Dai Mubai stood up abruptly, raised his head, opened his mouth, and gave a disdainful look.

[Plot: Dai Mubai prepares to say that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre, and then challenges the Canghui Academy students to a duel.]

Bai Yu changed "causing trouble" to "dancing".

He didn't want to spoil Dai Mubai and the others, but he also didn't want them to be mistreated too badly by Canghui Academy, because they were now in cahoots, at least on the surface.

Let's do something abstract then!

Dai Mubai addressed the Canghui Academy students with a disdainful expression:

"Heh, your Canghui Academy is trash, unlike our Shrek Academy. In our Shrek Academy, anyone who's afraid to dance is mediocre!"

"Yes, that's right, those who are afraid to dance are all... huh?"

Oscar and Ma Hongjun were about to support Dai Mubai, but before they could finish speaking, they suddenly froze.

Dance?

Is someone who's afraid to dance mediocre?

What is Boss Dai saying?

They thought they had misheard, but the next moment, Dai Mubai turned his head to look at the center of the restaurant, where there was a small platform with a steel pipe in the middle. It was obvious that the restaurant owner would occasionally hire girls to perform sexy dances to attract customers.

Dai Mubai walked to the pole and, to the astonishment of Canghui Academy, Shrek Academy, and all the guests in the restaurant, began to perform a pole dance.

Dai Mubai wrapped one leg around the steel pipe, his massive body making all sorts of alluring and seductive movements, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and the others were stunned. Did Boss Dai have this side to him?

Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong's mouths twitched uncontrollably. Dai Mubai's dancing was good, but it was just too awkward and strange.

The students from Canghui Academy were completely bewildered, and their supervising teacher was even more confused, having no idea what Dai Mubai was up to.

Among the restaurant's patrons, several bald, unshaven old men clapped and cheered loudly, their lewd eyes occasionally roaming over the young female trainees, clearly hoping they would join in the dance.

After finishing the dance, Dai Mubai used the fingers of both hands to make a gesture of lifting the hem of her skirt, then placed her right foot behind her left foot to the left of her left foot and gracefully bowed.

The students of Canghui Academy shuddered. Could this guy be a zero?

Is she after one of them, and deliberately using this method to get close to them? How cunning!

"So, are you convinced?"

Dai Mubai revealed a disdainful expression again, as if he was very proud of his dance moves.

(End of this chapter)