Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 32 A Tailor-Made Dead End

Yu Xiaogang was embarrassed, and Tang San was also a little embarrassed. If his teacher took off his pants and exposed his butt in public, wouldn't he, as his disciple, also lose face?

He was somewhat resentful of Bai Yu, but at that moment, Bai Yu pushed through the crowd and walked in, whispering to Tang San:

"Little San, don't worry about losing face. No Soul Master can guarantee where they'll get injured in battle. Your teacher's injury was an accident, but helping him detoxify shows your sincere heart. The more shameful your teacher's injury, the greater you are!"

Tang San's eyes lit up. Xiao Yu's words made sense!

I sacrificed so much to help my teacher detoxify. Doesn't that just prove how loyal and righteous I, Tang San, am?

Tang San looked at the master with burning eyes, almost as if he were saying to Yu Xiaogang, "Teacher, just take your pants off!"

Yu Xiaogang felt Tang San's gaze and was annoyed. How could I possibly take off my pants in public?

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is unwilling to take off his pants to show his wounds in public]

Bai Yu removed the word "no" and changed "unwilling" to "willing".

As Bai Yu made his revisions, Yu Xiaogang suddenly had a strange thought: he wanted to take off his pants, really wanted to, and he wasn't afraid even if there were people around; the more people, the better!

Without saying a word, Yu Xiaogang bent down and took off his pants!

The crowd gasped in surprise. The girls covered their eyes, while the men were all dumbfounded, not understanding why Yu Xiaogang would take off his pants.

Didn't you want to show me your wounds?

What's the difference between this and being a hooligan?

Yu Xiaogang said loudly:

"Look, my wound is on my butt!"

He stuck out his buttocks, revealing a hideous but beginning-to-heal wound.

Everyone's attention shifted from his pitifully small body to the wound on his buttocks. Someone nodded and said:

"Hmm, it does look like the venom of the datura snake."

Yu Xiaogang wiggled his bottom and said smugly:

"Right? We hunted the Mandragora Serpent for four hundred years, would I lie?"

At this point, someone else asked:

"You just said that Tang San helped you detoxify. How did he do it?"

Tang San was extremely embarrassed, but for the sake of his reputation, he still raised his head and said loudly:

"The situation was urgent, and I helped the teacher suck out the toxins!"

Upon hearing this, everyone fell silent.

The atmosphere became awkward for a moment, and just when everyone was about to die of embarrassment, someone suddenly exclaimed:

"Tang San risked his life to save his master; he's truly a good disciple!"

Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and echoed in agreement:

"Yes, Tang San is truly a good disciple!"

"The master is truly blessed."

"Yeah yeah."

Tang San's vanity was greatly satisfied. He subconsciously turned around, only to find that Bai Yu was gone.

Meanwhile, at the edge of the crowd, Bai Yu, who had been leading the exclamations, quietly left the area.

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, like victorious generals returning home, one brimming with vanity from his newfound fame, the other utterly satisfied from publicly removing his pants, strode confidently toward Yu Xiaogang's office.

The crowd made way for the two with subtle expressions, and after watching them walk into the office, the scene was quiet for a few seconds before becoming noisy again.

"Oh dear, I just remembered I haven't brought in my laundry yet. I'm going to bring it in now, hehehe."

"I haven't washed the dishes yet, I'm going to wash them now, hahaha."

"Ahem, everyone disperse, everyone disperse, hehehe."

Everyone left with smiles on their faces.

In the office, looking out the window at the dispersing crowd, Tang San frowned and said:

"Wait a minute, why did they disperse so quickly?"

In his plan, they should continue to spread his good name!

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang also walked over. Tang San subconsciously turned his head to look at him, and his mouth twitched wildly.

"Teacher, could you please put your pants on?"

. . . . . . .

The next day, as Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were walking in the school, they suddenly heard a lot of bad rumors.

"Have you heard? Yesterday, some pervert took his pants off right in front of the school!"

"Really?"

"Really? I heard it's pitifully small!"

Yu Xiaogang's face stiffened.

Tang San's face stiffened.

The master and apprentice looked at each other, utterly bewildered.

How did it turn out like this?

. . . . . . .

"How did it come to this? Heh, you two idiots."

In Bai Yu's small private room, he sat by the window, admiring the scenery, and said in a voice only he could hear:

"Isn't that obvious? Tang San thinks he'll be praised for sacrificing himself to save his master? He's dreaming. Yu Xiaogang isn't a good guy; he's just a clown who brags without thinking! Saving a clown and expecting praise?"

"Of course, if Tang San were smart, he could release the information little by little and guide public opinion to potentially establish a persona for himself. Unfortunately, both Tang San and Master Da Shi are people who are obsessed with saving face and want to have their cake and eat it too, so they can't be that patient."

"With my modifications, the master immediately took off his pants, and Tang San immediately claimed that he had sucked out the toxins for the master. Naturally, everyone would associate this with their posture, and the rumors would spread. After all, neither of them has a good reputation."

"Furthermore, what proof does Tang San have that they hunted a four-hundred-year-old Mandragora Snake and obtained a four-year-old spirit ring? Even if everything went smoothly before, and everyone was moved by his selfless act of saving his master, if he can't produce a four-hundred-year-old spirit ring, everyone will immediately think that it was all a story made up by the two of them."

Bai Yu thought to himself, a smile playing on his lips.

Given Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's intelligence, they would still count the money for him even if he sold them out.

Of course he would help Tang San publicize his deeds. After all, he was Tang San's good brother. Tang San risked his life to save his master, so he would definitely publicize it widely and let the world know!

However, how the world views and spreads this matter is none of his concern. After all, Tang San and the Great Master have extremely poor reputations, so everyone subconsciously thinks of everything that happens to them in the worst possible light, and public opinion naturally begins to smear this master and disciple duo.

This is the same principle as "the winner takes all, the loser is condemned." When the winner wins, great scholars will naturally defend them. When the loser loses, everything is decided by the winner.

If Tang San and Yu Xiaogang had good reputations, great scholars would naturally debate their doctrines. But unfortunately, their reputations are bad, very bad. One is a homosexual king, and the other is a madman and an idiot.

Moreover, once Tang San's four-year soul ring is revealed, even a small group of onlookers who are "on the side of Tang San" and "not on the person" will instantly switch sides.

After all, Yu Xiaogang, you said you were poisoned while hunting the Mandragora Snake. You said you successfully hunted the Mandragora Snake, so what about the Soul Ring?

No spirit rings? Then what are you talking about!

This is a dead end, a dead end tailor-made for Tang San and the Master by Bai Yu!

Bai Yu could foresee that Tang San and Grandmaster would be completely disgraced in the near future. He, Bai Yu, would become Tang San's only trusted brother, pushing him step by step into the abyss, ultimately causing Tang San to perish without understanding why!

After all, both of them were time travelers, and neither of them wanted to live under someone else's roof. So, two tigers cannot share one mountain, and a battle was bound to happen sooner or later. It was destined.

In other words, the two were enemies from the very beginning, but Bai Yu was using Tang San to improve himself as much as possible, and would find an opportunity to kill him at the end!

(End of this chapter)