Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 84 Oscar's Fantastical Aphrodisiac

"Sigh, Shrek Academy is going to become a eunuch academy."

Flander sighed. Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Tang San had all become eunuchs. How tragic.

Yu Xiaogang glared at him, walked over to Tang San's side, and began to comfort him with his most proficient toxic chicken soup.

A master is a master indeed. Back then, he tricked Tang San into becoming his disciple, and now he's tricked him again, successfully getting Tang San to temporarily put aside the pain of becoming a member of the Eastern Depot.

Seeing that Tang San had calmed down, the master asked:

"Hey, your thousand-year spirit ring seems to have turned into a one-year spirit ring. Will you still be able to use your spirit skills then?"

Tang San swallowed hard and muttered:

"In the past, when I awakened my spirit rings, the relevant knowledge about spirit skills would automatically appear in my mind. But I didn't sense anything just now."

After saying that, Tang San fell silent, like a heartbroken young wife.

No one dared to speak, fearing that Tang San would shatter if they did.

Suddenly, Tang San tried to activate his third soul skill; he wanted to give it a shot!

Everyone held their breath, watching Tang San's third spirit ring tremble more and more intensely and powerfully.

Then Tang San's buttocks twitched, and the spirit rings stopped.

Everyone was confused.

"Tang San, what kind of soul skill is this?"

Tang San remained silent.

Oscar was dumbfounded:

"Could it be that they don't have any soul skills?"

Bai Yu said quietly:

"Maybe it's a silent fart?"

Everyone started discussing it, and the master patted Tang San on the shoulder. Tang San, with a long face, said:

"It's a mute fart! My third soul skill is a mute fart!"

After saying that, he sat down under the big tree and shut himself in front of the trunk.

Flander couldn't bear it, so he looked at Yu Xiaogang and asked:

"Xiao Gang, you seem to have done a lot of research on martial spirit theory. What's going on?"

The master was silent for a moment, then said:

"Since there's a mutation in the martial soul, then perhaps Xiao San's soul ring has mutated."

Everyone was stunned. Soul rings could mutate?

Yu Xiaogang pondered for a moment, then rambled on and on, barely managing to convince everyone that the soul ring had mutated.

Of course, Bai Yu was practically bursting with pent-up frustration.

Afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back his laughter, Bai Yu walked over to Tang San, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him:

"Little San, it's alright. Even without a third soul skill, you'll still be a strong player among Soul Masters. After all, there are no useless soul skills, only useless soul masters!"

Bai Yu comforted Tang San with the kind of cynical advice Tang San loved to hear, and Tang San fell for it, fully revived, and said with a determined look in his eyes:

"Xiaoyu, you're right. I can't give up on myself because of this. Dean, Teacher Zhao, let's go. Xiao Ao is still waiting to hunt for a spirit ring!"

Oscar was stunned for a moment, then felt a surge of emotion.

When Tang San awakened his first spirit ring, Du Pi, he was gloating, thankful that he hadn't absorbed that spirit ring.

But Tang San's concern for him made him feel somewhat ashamed.

"I, Oscar, was being petty and judging him by my own standards. Tang San is truly my good brother!"

For a moment, Oscar looked at Tang San with intense longing.

Tang San didn't say anything on his face, but he was taken aback.

"I just said it casually, did Oscar get moved by me? How naive. Well, fine, I'll make him work for me from now on."

Bai Yu glanced at the two of them, seemingly lost in thought.

As soon as it was light, everyone set off to help Oscar find his spirit ring.

With Flander and Zhao Wuji by their side, many of the dangers they encountered were easily overcome, and they soon found a Phoenix-tailed Crested Snake—no, it was a Rat-headed Dragon-tailed Snake.

As its name suggests, this type of snake has a dragon's tail and a head that resembles a rat, hence its name.

Like the Phoenix-tailed Cockscomb Serpent, the Rat-headed Dragon-tailed Serpent is fast and would be a good fit for Oscar as a spirit ring.

Zhao Wuji caught the snake and said with a chuckle:

"Excellent, the age is just right, Xiao Ao, get started!"

Oscar killed the snake and began absorbing spirit rings.

[Plot: Oscar is about to awaken his third soul skill, Mushroom Sausage]

Bai Yu thought for a moment and directly changed "mushroom" to "aphrodisiac"!

Tang San has become a eunuch, shouldn't Oscar, as his good brother, comfort him properly?

Perfect timing! I'll give you a soul skill to deepen the connection between you two brothers!

After a while, Oscar opened his eyes, his face visibly reddening, turning a deep rosy hue.

Just as Flander was about to ask, he saw Oscar's flushed face and paused, wondering what kind of expression Oscar had.

Zhao Wuji didn't think that much and said directly:

"Oscar, what is your soul skill?"

Oscar blushed and stammered, unable to speak.

Dai Mubai said somewhat displeased:

"Little Ao, are you still keeping us in suspense? Tell us!"

Oscar glanced at the three girls and said with a bitter face:

"Boss Dai, how about I go back to the academy and talk to you guys privately?"

"Nonsense, just tell me!"

Seeing that Flander and Zhao Wuji were also getting impatient, Oscar gritted his teeth and said with a forced smile:

"My third soul skill is the Aphrodisiac Sausage. If you eat it, the effect is equivalent to a powerful aphrodisiac. Even just smelling the sausage will have an aphrodisiac effect, the exact amount depending on the situation."

Everyone was stunned by these words.

The three women immediately showed expressions of disgust and said in unison:

"Nausea!"

Oscar looked resentful, his gaze towards Dai Mubai and Flander seeming to say:

It's all your fault for insisting that I say it. Now look what happened, I'm completely ruined!

Flanders coughed lightly, looked at Yu Xiaogang, and said:

"Xiao Gang, what do you think of Oscar's soul skill?"

Yu Xiaogang remained silent.

Oscar: "."

Master, please say something.

Yu Xiaogang said in a deep voice:

"Hmm, dragons are lewd, and rats have a strong reproductive ability; their soul skills are very well suited to soul beasts."

Oscar: "."

Zhao Wuji coughed lightly, somewhat awkwardly trying to defuse the situation:

"This soul skill feels a bit useless. In battle, you can't stuff the sausage into the opponent's mouth, and relying on the scent to spread it can easily injure your teammates. But it is still a thousand-year soul ring. If used well, it can cause a lot of trouble for the opponent."

Oscar felt much better when he thought about Tang San's one-year spirit ring.

That's true, at least I have a thousand-year-old soul ring!

Besides, although my soul skill doesn't have much combat ability, it's very useful outside of the battlefield, like when I go there at night, hehehe.

And to be honest, my aphrodisiac sausage is still somewhat useful; at least it can cause trouble for the opponent. It's just that I don't know how to get the opponent to take it, and I also don't want to accidentally hurt my teammates.

Oscar was struggling with his thoughts when Tang San suddenly had a brilliant idea and interjected:

"We can have Little O throw it to us, pretending it's a supply sausage, to lure the opponent into taking it and eating it. That way, the opponent will lose their fighting ability!"

Everyone looked at Tang San with strange expressions.

Who would have thought that Tang San, who looks so respectable, would have such a dark heart!

Tang San was taken aback:

Am I wrong?

Flanders coughed lightly:

"That makes sense. In battle, we'll use any means necessary to win. Okay, everyone pack up, we're getting ready to head back."

Everyone nodded in silence, a thought simultaneously forming in their minds:

"Tang San has become much more gloomy without that thing. It's best to avoid contact with him in the future."

(End of this chapter)