Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 9 My name is Xiao Wu, the "Wu" in street dance.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a cute little girl skipping and hopping in.

"My name is Xiao Wu, the 'Wu' in 'dancing'!"

All the boys stared wide-eyed, except for Bai Yu, who had a sudden inspiration and changed "jump" to "street".

Suddenly, Xiao Wu did a forward somersault, her head hitting the ground and her legs pointing to the sky, leaving everyone stunned.

Then, Xiao Wu suddenly started spinning around her head, followed by a somersault and a Thomas Flair!

"Hello everyone, I'll say it again, my name is Xiao Wu, the 'Wu' in street dance!"

Everyone: "???"

The girl is incredibly flexible, but isn't it a bit too much to start dancing the moment we meet?

Bai Yu suppressed a laugh.

If there's free entertainment to watch, why not take it?

Xiao Wu's flexibility is such that she would be a great choice as a sex slave.

And to be fair, before she became a tool, Xiao Wu was loyal and courageous enough. As a partner or companion, she would definitely be a good choice.

What's more, she also has soul rings and soul bones, as well as two powerful little brothers. My own Ten Thousand Soul Banner will inevitably need to be refined in the future. If I build a good relationship with her and fool those two soul beasts, then the Star Dou Great Forest will become my soul refining holy land!

Bai Yu fell into thought, while Xiao Wu, having finished her dance, suddenly saw Tang San lying unconscious on the ground and exclaimed in surprise:

"What's going on?"

Wang Sheng explained:

"This guy is from Nantong. He actually licked my hand just now. It was disgusting. Everyone couldn't stand it, so they beat him up."

Xiao Wu: "???"

"You're insane!"

A man licking another man's hand?

I've never seen anything like this in the Star Dou Great Forest. Do you humans play such elaborate games?

Wang Sheng was speechless. It doesn't seem very normal for someone to start by dancing street dance, does it?

Why do all the part-time workers this year, except for Bai Yu, seem a bit off-topic?

Bai Yu coughed lightly and said:

"We were just vying for the position of leader of Dormitory Seven, and judging from the result, Tang San should have won."

"What?"

Wang Sheng was stunned. Tang San had been beaten to the ground. Had he won?

At this moment, Wang Sheng's henchman said to him:

"Big brother, Tang San really did seem to knock you down just now. What if he gets up, licks you again, and hits you again if you don't admit it?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Sheng trembled and quickly said:

"Yes, yes, I lost just now!"

I'm really scared of this Tang San!

After Wang Sheng finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Wu and urged her:

"Every newcomer has to fight the boss; that's the rule in Dorm 7. If you win, you're the boss!"

A sly glint flashed in Xiao Wu's eyes as she said:

"Really? But Tang San has already fainted, what do we do?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang San slowly woke up.

Wang Sheng and the others retreated, but Bai Yu squatted down and asked:

"How's it going, mistress?"

Tang San glanced at Wang Sheng and the others, and said in a deep voice:

"My whole body aches!"

Bai Yu said, "I guess he holds a grudge against these people."

"You just defeated Wang Sheng, so you're now the leader of Dormitory Seven. She's new here and wants to fight you for the leader position. Are you going to fight or not? If not, you can just surrender!"

Tang San followed Bai Yu's finger and stared wide-eyed!

He's even thought of names for his child!

Bai Yu waved his hand in front of him and asked:

"Hey, mistress, say something!"

Tang San then came to his senses and thought to himself, "If only I could have some physical contact with this girl."

So he nodded and said, "Hit!"

However, he felt pain all over his body whenever he moved, and the pain made him grimace.

Bai Yu laughed:

"It's alright, you heal. I'll use the Emperor's Banner to speed things up. They're just superficial wounds, they'll heal quickly."

As he spoke, Bai Yu summoned the Human Emperor Banner, and the holy aura emanating from it startled everyone.

Xiao Wu seemed to feel her mother's warmth and exclaimed in shock:

"Bai Yu, is this your martial soul?"

Bai Yu nodded:

"Yes, I am a support type. My martial soul's function is to accelerate cultivation and healing within a certain range."

Everyone was shocked. This martial spirit is that powerful?!

Tang San remained silent and quickly healed his injuries under Bai Yu's Emperor Banner.

Xiao Wu couldn't help but ask:

"Bai Yu, maintaining your martial spirit like this must consume a lot of your soul power, right? By the time Tang San recovers, won't you be completely drained?"

What she said makes sense. There's no danger now, so we can do this. But we can't do it in the future. We'll have to rely on the Myriad Soul Banner to refine our souls and turn our trashy souls into soul power to replenish ourselves.

Bai Yu laughed:

"It's alright, Tang San is my brother!"

Tang San felt a surge of gratitude; Xiao Yu was truly a good friend!

Xiao Wu was also somewhat surprised. Was Bai Yu really that loyal? I admire him!

After a while, Tang San had recovered enough, stood up, and put on a polite demeanor in front of Xiao Wu:

"Please!"

Xiao Wu didn't hold back and tried to get close right away. However, Tang San had the Xuan Tian Gong, so she couldn't gain any advantage in close combat for a while. But she was very flexible, and Tang San couldn't catch her. Instead, she made him look a bit disheveled.

At that moment, a system pop-up window appeared in front of Bai Yu's eyes.

[Plot: Xiao Wu fights Tang San, and Xiao Wu ultimately defeats Tang San. Tang San then acknowledges Xiao Wu as the boss.]

Bai Yu changed "elder brother" to "mother".

After Tang San and Xiao Wu fought for a while, Xiao Wu gained a slight advantage and looked at Tang San triumphantly:

"I won! Call me boss now!"

Tang San and Xiao Wu fought closely for a long time, and Tang San felt that it was worth losing. So he prepared to call out "boss" to make Xiao Wu happy, so that it would be easier for him to pick up girls.

Tang San took a deep breath, his expression serious, and said from the bottom of his heart:

"Mom!"

Xiao Wu: "Hey, wait a minute, what did you call me?"

Xiao Wu was stunned.

Wang Sheng and the others were dumbfounded. What? Did I hear that right?

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu with a warm expression, as if she were his long-lost mother.

"You win, I admit you're my mom now!"

Xiao Wu trembled all over and couldn't help but take two steps back, her face filled with terror.

Is this the power of Nantong? How disgusting!

I, I don't want to be a mom!

Seeing Xiao Wu step back, Tang San asked with concern:

"Mom, what's wrong? You look so frightened. How about I give you a massage? I haven't been able to be filial to you for so many years."

As Tang San spoke, he knelt down with a thud and cried out:

"Mom, do you know, you were gone the moment I was born. I've grown up with Dad all these years, and I've always longed for a mother to love me. Mom, you're finally back!"

"Mom, after you left, Father became self-destructive and filled with resentment every day. I took care of him diligently. Do you know how difficult that was?"

"Mom, I've never had a chance to be filial to you. Today, we're finally reunited as mother and son. Let me give you a massage!"

As Tang San spoke, he reached out his lewd hand towards Xiao Wu, who then cursed loudly:

"Get out of here, you pervert!"

With a slap, Tang San, who was completely unprepared, was sent flying and unconscious once again.

Looking at the unconscious Tang San, Xiao Wu said fiercely:

"I...I don't want to be a mom unexpectedly!"

She looked at Bai Yu and asked:

"Is he your brother?"

Bai Yu shrugged:

"He's a rather sentimental person. Although I don't understand it, I respect his choice. By the way, now that you've won, you're the leader of Dormitory Seven, right, Wang Sheng?"

Wang Sheng jolted awake and nodded frantically:

"Yes, yes, Sister Xiaowu, from now on you're the boss of Dormitory 7!"

"Greetings, Sister Xiaowu!"

Everyone shouted, and Xiao Wu, as expected, was diverted from the topic, and said smugly with her hands on her hips:

"From now on, your little sister Wu will protect you!"

Bai Yu looked at everyone as if they were children playing house, and couldn't help but laugh.

(End of this chapter)