Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 3 Haotian Dog and Blue Silver Butt

"What?!"

Tang Hao jumped off the bed, his face full of excitement.

"You possess twin martial souls?!"

Tang San nodded, somewhat embarrassed.

Tang Hao placed both hands on his shoulders and said excitedly:

"Quickly, show me your martial spirit!"

Tang San looked conflicted:

"Father, do you really want to see it?"

"Hurry up!"

Tang San gritted his teeth, grabbed a dog with his left hand and a fart with his right!

Tang Hao: "??????"

Tang Hao stood there dumbfounded, his mouth agape in an "O" shape.

That familiar aura... Haotian Dog?

Blue Silver Fart?

Tang Hao was bewildered and couldn't utter a word for a long time.

What the hell? Aren't the martial souls of descendants inherited from their father or mother? What the hell is this?

Seeing this, Tang San weakly said:

"Father, is my martial spirit strange?"

Tang Hao thought to himself, "Nonsense, how could I have given birth to such a freak?"

"By the way, Father, Su Yuntao said I have innate full soul power."

"Innate full soul power?"

Tang Hao was surprised. "Really?"

Tang San nodded, and Tang Hao immediately fell into thought.

Although Xiao San's martial soul is a bit strange, the Clear Sky Hound can be cultivated as a beast martial soul. If cultivated properly, it might even become a powerful beast martial soul.

As for Blue Silver Butt, Tang Hao didn't even want to comment on it.

"Hey, you little brat, show us your Haotian Hound!"

Tang San nodded, and with a thought, a majestic and vicious dog appeared beside him.

Tang Hao was surprised:

"It has its own consciousness, and it's even a mutated martial soul!"

Tang San asked curiously:

"Father, what is a mutated martial soul?"

Tang Hao explained:

"Generally speaking, the outward manifestation of a beast spirit is possession, but your spirit can actually be summoned, which means it's a mutated spirit. Mutated spirits can be good or bad. Try controlling the Haotian Hound to bite the haystack in the corner."

Tang San suddenly asked:

"Father, you know so much, are you a Soul Master?"

Tang Hao's face stiffened. "Damn it, today is too shocking. I let it slip!"

He casually replied:

"Yes, but your level isn't high. I didn't tell you because I wanted to train you. Alright, quickly control your martial spirit!"

Tang San nodded and controlled the Haotian Dog to attack the haystack.

He also wanted to test what kind of abilities his Haotian Dog possessed.

Upon receiving Tang San's command, the majestic Haotian Dog bared its teeth at the haystack, exuding a ferocious beastly aura.

Tang Hao was overjoyed. It seemed to be a ferocious beast, and very strong!

However, the next second, Haotian Dog suddenly turned around and farted at the pile of straw!

Blue Silver Fart!

Tang Hao fainted with a thud!

Tang San was shocked and pale.

"Father, Father, what's wrong?!"

Tang Hao:

. . . . . .

Bai Yu sat at home, examining his Emperor Banner.

"One body, two soul skills? That means I can awaken two soul skills with just one soul ring?"

He examined the Emperor's Banner with great interest. Under his mental control, the banner sometimes emitted a holy golden light and sometimes a dark aura, creating a stark contrast.

"Let's call the golden one the Human Emperor Banner. It's a good name; it can cover up the black Myriad Soul Banner. The Myriad Soul Banner's greatest function is to devour, refine, and nourish souls, so we can't let anyone discover it."

"The function of the Human Emperor Banner is relatively simple. Currently, it appears to be a support-type ability. Its function is to provide buffs within a certain range, accelerating cultivation and healing speeds. It also makes others within the range trust me more, which is quite a good passive ability."

Bai Yu studied it for a while, then sighed:

"It looks like my character will be a support-type Soul Master from now on. I can't show any combat power on the surface, and I can't let anyone find out about my Soul Refining. So I need to get along well with Tang San. On one hand, I'll follow him to modify the plot, and on the other hand, I'll follow him and Shrek Academy. My safety is relatively guaranteed."

"I'll follow Shrek Academy in the early stages, but I definitely need to build my own power in the mid-stages, otherwise it'll be difficult to cultivate the Myriad Soul Banner. Hehe, I'll find an opportunity to first bring Ah Yin into the Human Emperor Banner... no, I'll invite your mother into the Human Emperor Banner for a chat!"

. . . . . .

Bai Yu made up his mind, while on the other side, Tang Hao, who had just woken up, saw Tang San standing by his bedside and his blood pressure spiked again.

"You, mistress, all your Haotian dog can do is fart?!"

Tang San nodded, looking embarrassed.

Tang Hao nearly vomited blood. Lying on the bed, he finally accepted the reality.

"Sigh, whatever. At least you have innate full soul power. Let it be. There are no useless martial souls, only useless soul masters. By the way, besides you, has anyone else awakened a martial soul?"

Tang San thought for a moment and said:

"Yes, I was late, but I inquired and found out that Bai Yu awakened a banner, which I heard is a support-type martial soul, and he has innate full soul power!"

Tang Hao was shocked, got out of bed, and fell into deep thought.

A banner, born with full soul power, and a support-type martial soul, Hiss, this child is destined for greatness!

"Xiao San, you need to build a good relationship with him. A powerful support-type Soul Master is someone everyone wants! No, you need to go find him right now!"

Tang San was dumbfounded. Tang Hao half-pushed and half-forced him out of the house and headed towards Bai Yu's house.

Meanwhile, Tang Hao was secretly monitoring the situation. If Xiao San managed to get information out of Bai Yu, and Bai Yu joined the Spirit Hall or became hostile towards Xiao San, he would immediately kill him to silence him!

We must nip the threat in the bud!

. . . . . . .

"Knock knock knock!"

Who is it?

Bai Yu opened the door and saw Tang San, and was slightly surprised.

"Hey mistress, what brings you here?"

Tang San remembered Tang Hao's instructions and smiled.

"Xiaoyu, we both have innate full soul power. I'd like to come and exchange experiences with you."

"Sharing experiences?"

Bai Yu probably figured it out. Tang Hao guessed that Su Yuntao would definitely try to recruit him, so he sent Tang San to test him. If he couldn't be used by them, he would kill him to silence him!

Then Bai Yu laughed and said:

"Okay, let's go!"

Tang San also laughed:

"Let's go to the back mountain; there are fewer people there, making it easier to cultivate!"

They even went to the back mountain because they thought it would be convenient to kill someone and cover it up!

Bai Yu thought to himself, but still went with Tang San.

I'm Third Brother's good brother, what am I afraid of?

The two arrived at the back mountain, and Tang San deliberately revealed his Clear Sky Hound spirit first, sighing as he said:

"Xiaoyu, you've seen it too, my martial soul is a dog, but...sigh!"

Bai Yu asked:

"Little San, beast spirits are pretty good too, why are you sighing?"

Tang San said with grief and indignation:

"But all my dog ​​does is fart!"

Bai Yu: "?"

Is this a combination of Haotian Dog and Blue Silver Butt?

Tang San looked grief-stricken, half-joking and half-serious.

On one hand, Tang Hao instructed him that from today onwards, his Blue Silver Dog and Haotian Dog would be combined into one martial soul, which would be called Blue Silver Dog to the outside world.

If anyone asks, just say it's a mutation of Blue Silver Fart. After all, it's just a dog that farts, so no one will investigate further.

After all, what can you do with the Blue Silver Fart Martial Soul? Just fart and kill people? That would be ridiculously weak in terms of both combat power and effectiveness. Besides, you'd be facing away from your enemy while farting, and what if you didn't even have time to fart before being killed by someone who has lived for a thousand years?

At least Haotian Dog has its own consciousness. Since all it does is fart, let it fart; it'll have some deterrent effect.

But twin martial souls are twin martial souls. No matter how trashy or bizarre they are, twin martial souls will still attract a lot of attention.

Tang Hao had a grudge against the Spirit Hall, which was inconvenient to reveal. In order to prevent Tang San's twin spirits from attracting attention, he could only have him combine the two spirits into one and then deceive others by claiming it was a mutated spirit.

On the other hand, Tang San's grief and indignation were not entirely an act; he was genuinely grief-stricken. Why was his martial soul so disgusting?!

(End of this chapter)