Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 11 Third Brother's Farts Fill the Canteen, Master's Debts Are Hard to Repay

Several boys who had mocked the work-study students lay on the ground, some coughing and others crying, as Tang San's fart made them feel like they were dying!

Bai Yu laughed:

"This is the mistress's martial spirit, please don't be offended."

Everyone was dumbfounded. There was such a martial spirit?

At this moment, Tang San looked at the group of boys and sneered:

"You mocked us first; you got what you deserved!"

Looking at the few people curled up on the ground, Tang San felt extremely smug!

He stood up for Xiao Wu, even if his methods weren't very cool. In this world, strength reigns supreme, and he won. Xiao Wu will definitely look at him with new respect, right?

He turned around impatiently, only to see Xiao Wu covering her mouth and nose, her face turning pale.

"It stinks!"

Bai Yu silently retreated, inwardly cursing:

As expected of Blue Silver Fart, the Blue Silver Grass has strong vitality, so Tang San's fart is also extremely powerful, smelly and long, ugh.

Wang Sheng and the others couldn't resist and ran downstairs with Bai Yu.

Tang San was stunned. I won! I stood up for you! Why are you running away?

He can't smell how smelly his own farts are, but other people can!

The powerful blue silver fart quickly spread throughout the second floor of the cafeteria, and the students who were eating all vomited when they smelled it!

Snapped!

Someone slammed their fist on the table, stood up, pointed at Tang San, and cursed:

"You bastard! We can't be bothered with your fight, but you deliberately farted to stink up our air, can you?"

Tang San frowned. "I didn't deliberately stink you out. Are you trying to cause trouble?"

The next second, students from all directions surrounded Tang San, filled with righteous indignation. Only then did Tang San realize that something was wrong.

"Haotian, Blue Silver Hound, save me!"

Tang San was terrified. There were so many people, even if he used hidden weapons, he couldn't kill them all!

He quickly released Haotian Dog, whose fierce expression frightened the group of students, who involuntarily took a step back.

"What... what kind of ferocious beast is this?"

"Don't be afraid, let's all attack together! He's no match for us!"

Despite what some people said, they still didn't dare to be the first to make a move.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Tang San commanded Haotian Dog to fart, and he himself farted again. The second floor of the cafeteria was instantly filled with farts, making everyone unable to open their eyes.

"Ah! I've gone blind!"

"Blanching, how disgusting!"

"vomit!"

Tang San was already used to smelling his own farts, so he quickly crouched down and ran down the stairs!

However, his blue silver farts didn't stay idle either, quickly spreading throughout the entire cafeteria.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the cafeteria, Xiao Wu took a deep breath of fresh air, couldn't help but look at Bai Yu, and complained:

"Hey, your brother's farts stink!"

Bai Yu coughed twice and said:

"His martial spirit is indeed quite unique. By the way, if you meet him later, be sure to praise his powerful fart."

Wang Sheng's face twisted in pain:

"We're practically suffocating from his stench, and you're still praising his farts?!"

Bai Yu said:

"He's a petty person. If you don't want to be bothered by his farts every day, do as I say."

Wang Sheng swallowed hard, his face filled with terror.

I don't want to be surrounded by farts every day!

Xiao Wu said speechlessly:

"That Tang San is no human being!"

Just then, Tang San hurriedly slipped out and saw Xiao Wu and the others, a joyful expression appearing on his face.

However, Xiao Wu and the others showed expressions of disgust. When Tang San walked over, they backed away, which made Tang San a little angry.

"You... I stood up for you, and this is how you treat me?"

Wang Sheng said awkwardly:

"Brother Tang, it's not that we're treating you like this, it's just that your farts are too damaging, we can't stop them!"

"That's right, that's right, we really can't stand it anymore. We're afraid of being accidentally hurt by you, all because you're too powerful!"

After being praised by everyone, Tang San's anger subsided.

Sigh, it's all because I'm too strong. There's a natural gap between me and these weak people. I forgive them!

Just then, the cafeteria door burst open again, and a group of people rushed out, including students and cooks. Upon seeing Tang San, they roared:

"That's him! He's the one who stinks in the cafeteria, grab him!"

"Grab him!"

"Ora ora ora!"

Tang San was terrified and ran away as fast as he could!

Xiao Wu and the others were dumbfounded.

. . . . . .

In the wild, in a cave.

Yu Xiaogang was roasting a chicken when Flander suddenly walked in, excitedly saying:

"Xiao Gang, great news!"

Yu Xiaogang raised his head and asked:

"What good news?"

"The Spirit Hall hasn't issued a warrant for your arrest; they're only asking you to pay 10,000 gold soul coins in compensation!"

Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched:

"Ten thousand gold soul coins, and you still want?"

"Are you stupid? Making you pay only 10,000 gold soul coins is already very lenient!"

Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Bibi Dong could have simply pardoned him, but instead she made him pay a huge sum of money. Wasn't she deliberately trying to disgust him?

Yu Xiaogang slammed his fist against the cave wall and gritted his teeth, saying:

"I don't have that much money!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Flanders, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Flanders shivered and coughed twice, saying:

"Ahem, I'm also short on cash; I don't have that much money."

Yu Xiaogang was furious:

"Flander! Aren't we still brothers?"

Flander quickly said:

"I really don't have any money! Oh, right, I heard from the Spirit Hall that you can pay in installments, ten coins a month, that's one hundred and twenty coins a year, and it'll be almost paid off in a hundred years!"

Yu Xiaogang was furious:

"Flander, are you even speaking human language? My monthly allowance is only ten gold soul coins. If I use it all to pay off my debts, what am I supposed to eat and drink?"

The implication is, you damn well better sponsor me!

Flanders pretended not to understand and changed the subject again:

"Xiao Gang, if you don't go to the Spirit Hall to accept your punishment within three months, they'll issue a warrant for your arrest. I think you should use this time to come up with a few more arguments; maybe the Spirit Hall will think they're plausible and reduce your fine?"

"Here's paper and pen. I have something to do, I'm very busy, so I'll have to go now. I'll come see you again in a few days!"

With that, Flander disappeared, leaving Yu Xiaogang stomping his feet in anger.

"Damn it, you stingy miser!"

. . . . . .

That evening, Tang San returned to Dormitory Seven with a green face, and was personally escorted back by the dean.

Although he did not cause any real harm to others, he was fined 1,000 copper soul coins for disrupting the cafeteria's operations, which was deducted from his part-time worker wages.

He only earns ten copper soul coins a day. If five are deducted every day, it will take two hundred days. How could his face not turn green?

He used to be able to eat meat dishes, but from now on he can only eat vegetables. And if the cafeteria ladies see him, they'll probably want to smash him to death with their rice scoops. Life is going to be tough!

Upon seeing the dean enter, the students of Dormitory 7 immediately stood up straight and shouted:

"Hello, Dean!"

The dean gestured for everyone to relax and not stand on ceremony, then, somewhat awkwardly, gave the instructions:

"You students in Dormitory 7 are all work-study students. If any of you encounter problems in the future, please offer more advice and support, understand?"

"yes!"

Everyone responded, while Tang San clenched his fists tightly.

Damn it, you old fool, bringing this up again? Are you trying to embarrass me? Fine, I'll remember that!

The dean's expression softened slightly, and he looked at Bai Yu, saying:

"Bai Yu, get ready, I'll take you hunting for spirit rings tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)