Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 36 Xiao Wu, you like me, right?

Bai Yu opened the door, and Xiao Wu stood there. Tall and slender, she exuded energy. A cute little bag hung from her incredibly thin waist, and her long legs, clad in pink stockings, were extremely eye-catching.

It has to be said that Xiao Wu looks much better now that she's grown up than when she was little. She looks so fresh and radiant.

Xiao Wu, hands on her hips, said:

"Hurry up! I'm all packed. I don't want to wait for you at the school gate with Tang San. That guy has used you as an excuse to get close to me countless times!"

Over the past six years, Tang San has grown increasingly fond of Xiao Wu, while Xiao Wu has grown increasingly disgusted with him, causing Tang San to become more and more deeply entangled, almost to the point of being a simp. His unrequited love has led to his psychological breakdown; even without Bai Yu's intervention, he can still engage in some perverse behaviors.

Specific examples include, but are not limited to: peeping into Xiao Wu's room every night under the pretense of looking for Bai Yu; getting an erection while staring at Xiao Wu's beautiful legs during meals in the cafeteria, forgetting to eat; encountering Xiao Wu during combat training; not washing hands after training, and rewarding himself with hands still carrying Xiao Wu's scent when returning to his room.

Of course, most of the things were known only to Tang San himself, but Xiao Wu's sixth sense still made her extremely disgusted with Tang San.

Bai Yu opened the door and said:

"Everything's packed, let's go."

Seeing that there was nothing behind Bai Yu, Xiao Wu couldn't help but ask in confusion:

"Huh? You're not bringing anything? Not even money?"

Bai Yu pointed to the soul tool at his waist; everything was inside.

Xiao Wu suddenly realized, while Bai Yu glanced at the bundle on Xiao Wu's back, felt the feedback from a jade pendant on her chest, and sighed silently.

He redeemed this jade pendant for 1 points. Its function is to sense all those secretly monitoring him, with a very large range, and to directly detect the soul power of the monitors regardless of level differences. It can also be used as a detector to directly detect the specific level of other people.

Bai Yu sighed because he sensed that Tang Hao was secretly monitoring him.

He originally wanted to buy a soul tool for Xiao Wu, which would be much more convenient. However, Tang Hao was secretly monitoring him, so he couldn't give it to her because he couldn't explain its origin. He couldn't very well say that he found it in the Soul Hunting Forest; the Star Dou Great Forest would be more plausible.

Moreover, Tang Hao was able to see through Xiao Wu's true identity. Bai Yu even suspected that if he hadn't deliberately kept a certain distance from Xiao Wu, and if he hadn't been Tang San's good brother on the surface, Tang Hao might have already made a move against him and Xiao Wu.

While pondering, Bai Yu and Xiao Wu walked to the school gate to meet Tang San, and the three of them left Notting Academy together.

Tang San walked to Bai Yu's left, and Xiao Wu walked to Bai Yu's right. Tang San really wanted to talk to Xiao Wu, but Xiao Wu avoided him like the plague. Bai Yu, however, strolled leisurely, seemingly unaffected by the two's emotions.

Unable to find an opportunity, Tang San had no choice but to create one. He said to Bai Yu:

"Xiaoyu, there are several better academies willing to accept you unconditionally, so why did you and Xiaowu choose to go to Shrek Academy with me?"

Xiao Wu snorted inwardly, "Who wants to go with you? I'm just following Xiao Yu."

Bai Yu laughed:

"You mistress, have you forgotten our promise from six years ago? Wherever you go, I'll go."

Tang San was stunned upon hearing this, and was so moved that he almost burst into tears!

He also encountered an accident when hunting for his second spirit ring. His seven-hundred-year spirit ring became a seven-year spirit ring. Although his second spirit skill, "Softening Tendons and Numbing Bones Fart," could make the body of opponents who inhaled his farts weak and their spirit power dissipate, it still only had the power of three farts and could not be replenished in a short time.

Therefore, no academy was willing to accept him. Rather than saying he chose Shrek Academy, it would be more accurate to say he had no choice.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu, who was to Bai Yu's right, had mixed feelings. On one hand, she liked, and even fell in love with, the loyal and righteous Bai Yu, but on the other hand, she extremely disliked Tang San.

"If only Bai Yu's best friend wasn't Tang San!" Xiao Wu thought to herself.

The three of them arrived in Nottingham and hired a carriage, chatting as they traveled. Of course, Bai Yu mainly spoke with the other two separately.

On their journey, they encountered a caravan fighting amongst themselves. Several of the caravan's guards, seeing the money, planned to kill the others and rob them when no one was around, but Bai Yu and his group happened to witness it.

To impress Xiao Wu, Tang San jumped out of the carriage without a word, summoned his Haotian Hound, and shouted:

"Farting is like imprisonment, banning farts from heaven and earth!"

He learned this from Yu Xiaogang. At first, he didn't accept it, but gradually, he felt that since his martial spirit was just a fart anyway, he might as well make his fart a little more impressive.

Haotian Dog farted, and the guards immediately felt their movements slow down, as if someone was pulling their hands and feet.

Immediately afterwards, Tang San shouted again:

"A fart is like surrendering, a fart that makes your muscles go numb and your bones go numb!"

Haotian Dog farted again. This time, the guards felt incredibly numb all over, their limbs went weak, their soul power drained, and they lost all ability to fight.

Tang San wiped his nose, looking smug, and was about to return to the carriage when he discovered that the other people in the caravan had also been rendered incapacitated by his farts.

Tang San: "."

Oh, I forgot, I deal AoE damage.

Inside the carriage, Bai Yu peeked out and smiled:

"Mistress, get this sorted out and catch up quickly, we'll slow down and wait for you!"

After saying that, Bai Yu shrank back into the carriage, while Xiao Wu looked disgusted and said:

"His soul skills are disgusting, and is it really necessary to go to such lengths to deal with a group of guys whose soul power is only a few levels?"

Bai Yu really wanted to join Xiao Wu in complaining, but after thinking about it, he remained silent.

Seeing Bai Yu remain silent, Xiao Wu's eyes darted around. Suddenly, she took Bai Yu's hand and said with a grin:

"Xiaoyu, you don't actually like men, do you?"

Bai Yu: "?"

Xiao Wu pinched Bai Yu and said slyly:

"So if you don't like men, then you like me?"

Bai Yu: "??"

What kind of logic is that?

Xiao Wu said:

"Think about it, since your sexual orientation is normal, and I'm the girl you're closest to, doesn't that mean you like me?"

Bai Yu: "???"

I get it, Xiao Wu is hinting at something.

No, it should be considered a clear indication. Judging from Xiao Wu's attitude towards me over the past six years, anyone can see that she likes me. Especially Tang Hao, he definitely knows that too, and he knows Xiao Wu's true identity, so he definitely covets Xiao Wu's spirit ring and spirit bone.

Tang Hao must be wary of Xiao Wu and me being so close. The reason he hasn't taken action to eliminate the threat yet is because I have a good relationship with Tang San, and because I've been waiting for Xiao Wu to grow up, I've deliberately kept my distance from her for the past six years.

In other words, Tang Hao believed that Tang San still had a chance to win Xiao Wu's heart.

Having figured this out, Bai Yu sneered inwardly, planning to find an opportunity to turn Tang San into Eunuch Tang.

Well, it would be best if Xiao Wu took the initiative to show affection to Tang San, making Tang San feel that Xiao Wu liked him and was pursuing him, and then at that moment, he would kill Tang San, hehe.

It's exciting to think about!

Thinking of this, Bai Yu suddenly had an idea and said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, you like me, don't you?"

(End of this chapter)