Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 52 Oscar's stinky sausages are so bad even dogs wouldn't eat them.

"The princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School?!"

Dai Mubai and Oscar were shocked.

"The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School is one of the seven major sects of Douluo Continent, and even one of the top three. If Ning Rongrong is really the princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, why would she come to our Shrek Academy?"

Tang San shook his head and said:

"I don't know, but I think it's probably true."

Oscar immediately pictured Ning Rongrong's beautiful face and graceful figure, thinking to himself that she was actually the princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. No wonder she was so noble, so beautiful, and so...

"Little Ao, Little Ao! Did you hear what we just said?"

Dai Mubai gave Oscar a push, snapping Oscar out of his reverie and making him look bewildered.

"No, I didn't hear you clearly."

"Then I'll say it again, we're going to avenge Fatty, but not now. We need to gain their trust, and once we've grown stronger, we'll ruthlessly betray them and turn them into Starfury, understand?"

Oscar was startled and suddenly felt a little scared.

Dai Mubai licked his lips and said:

"Then Xiao Wu will be the mistress's, and Ning Rongrong will be yours. We'll open the Silver Handkerchief together!"

Oscar glanced at the sinister-looking Tang San, nodded nervously, but his expression remained hesitant.

. . . . . .

The next morning, it was time for class.

Dai Mubai, Oscar, Tang San, Bai Yu, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing are the seven students of Shrek Academy. Of course, we also have to count Ma Hongjun, who is lying in the hospital, so there are only seven people who can attend classes right now.

Today, Flander is here in person to give a lesson. After yesterday's incident with the righteous eunuch, Flander's image has been somewhat salvaged, but only slightly.

Flander looked around and said in a deep voice:

"You are all Great Soul Masters or even Soul Venerables, and you will inevitably encounter battles in the wild in the future. Therefore, the first lesson I will teach you today is wilderness survival!"

Then, Flander pulled Oscar out and said:

"Your levels aren't high enough to maintain your strength for long periods without food, so finding food in the wild is crucial. More importantly, you don't have the guts to eat things like cockroaches, crickets, or grasshoppers. Eating means survival; not eating means starvation. What do you choose?"

"So, to toughen you up, Oscar, summon the sausages!"

Everyone's expression changed instantly.

"Dean, no!"

"Oscar's sausages smell terrible!"

Flanders chuckled and kicked Oscar, who forced himself to say:

"Don't worry, everyone. I've been secretly testing them every night. My sausages aren't all rotten; sometimes they're good ones too. Watch out, mine is a super, invincible giant sausage!"

Bai Yu revised it again.

The next second, a stinky sausage appeared in Oscar's hand. Luckily, Bai Yu was prepared and took out a mask, which he handed to Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong next to him.

Dai Mubai and Tang San quickly reached out to ask for it, but Bai Yu simply shrugged and said it was gone!

Dai Mubai and Tang San were made to vomit by the smell.

Flander was also prepared, and wearing a mask, he lectured:

"You guys threw up already? What if you go out into the wild and encounter even more disgusting food, and you'll die if you don't eat it? What will you do then? Eat it all! Who wants to go first?"

At this moment, Oscar used the incantation "I have a big sausage" to summon a good sausage.

Of course, this is purely because Bai Yu didn't make any changes, just like when Oscar stayed up late and summoned sausages, Bai Yu didn't have time to make any changes either.

However, he didn't change his mind this time because he had a plan.

Oscar was overjoyed as he held the delicious sausage, and images of Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing eating it flashed through his mind.

Seeing this, Flander said:

"Ning Rongrong, you eat first!"

He's taking this opportunity to retaliate against Ning Rongrong's coup attempt yesterday.

Ning Rongrong's expression changed:

Why?

Flanders smiled insincerely and said:

"Because you come from the noblest background, you've been pampered the most. You're the first to be unable to withstand harsh environments, so you need to train harder. Is that a valid reason?"

Ning Rongrong was speechless, but looking at the strangely shaped sausage in Oscar's hand, and thinking about the lewd way Oscar summoned the sausage, Ning Rongrong suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach and began to dry heave while clutching her stomach.

Oscar looked disappointed.

Flanders seized the opportunity to mock:

"You don't even dare eat Oscar's sausages? You're really used to being pampered. Once you're on the battlefield, you'll be the one dragging your comrades down!"

Ning Rongrong was retching and unable to refute. But at this moment, Bai Yu stepped forward and spoke up for justice:

"Dean, this can't be Ning Rongrong's fault, can it? Didn't you see that Xiao San and Mu Bai vomited just from the smell? If they couldn't stand it, how could Ning Rongrong?"

Flander's eyes were sharp. Bai Yu had always been an honest and reliable person in his mind. He never expected that Bai Yu would actually go against him!

"Bai Yu, that's not right. I've already said there's definitely even more disgusting food out there. What if you can't survive without eating it?"

Bai Yu interrupted:

"Dean, you're mistaken. We're all Soul Masters, and none of us are lone wolves. We rarely put ourselves in such dire situations. Besides, if we were in a situation where we couldn't survive without eating disgusting food, whether or not we ate the food wouldn't be the key issue. What you're describing is a very low-probability event, and the probability is extremely small. Isn't it unreasonable to use this to teach everyone?"

"Furthermore, there are many spirit beasts and even more wild animals in the wild. With a spirit master's strength, catching one or two to eat shouldn't be a problem. I don't think it's as exaggerated as you say. Besides, what in the wild is smellier than Oscar's sausages?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Exactly, even Gou Shi's sausages don't smell as bad as Oscar's!

Flander's face twitched; unable to think of a rebuttal, he could only command Bai Yu with the authority of a dean:

"Bai Yu, you talked back to your superior. You're punished by running! Don't use your soul power, go run!"

Flander originally only wanted Bai Yu to run ten laps, but Bai Yu took the initiative to change it to a thousand laps!

"Go run a thousand laps!"

Everyone was stunned. Bai Yu had only expressed his opinion, and he was being punished by running a thousand laps and couldn't even use his soul power?

Are these teachers and students, or capitalists and slaves?

Ning Rongrong raised her head, clearly displeased:

"Dean, isn't this too much?"

Flander didn't say anything, just stared at Bai Yu, as if to say, "Aren't you going to run?"

Bai Yu's face paled slightly, but he still turned around and said to everyone:

"Everyone, I'm running away, I'm running away!"

As he spoke, he strode outside. His expression, which was both gentle and strong, helpless yet resolute, angered Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu.

They glanced at Flander and said:

"Dean, Bai Yu is a support-type character! You're killing him!"

Flanders chuckled:

"Then he can drop out of school!"

They gritted their teeth, caught up with Bai Yu, and said:

"You're standing up for us, you can't be the only one punished. We'll run with you!"

Bai Yu frowned and scolded:

"Nonsense! Go back now!"

The three women shook their heads firmly, saying:

"No, we're comrades, aren't we?"

Bai Yu paused for a moment, looked at the three women's determined eyes, and slowly nodded.

Watching the four figures run away into the distance, Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at Tang San.