Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 10: Trouble in the Cafeteria, Third Brother Repels the Enemy with a Fart

Bai Yu smiled elegantly, but Xiao Wu, seeing his expression, assumed he was intimidated by his boss's imposing manner, and, hands on her hips, ordered him around:

"Xiaoyu, I see your bed is the biggest, give it to me, do you hear me?"

Bai Yu snapped out of his daze and looked at Xiao Wu with a strange expression.

Although his bed and bedding were obtained from his teacher thanks to the succubus buff from the Human Emperor Banner, making them far superior to everyone else's, Xiao Wu felt that there was more to it than met the eye.

But then I thought, if that's how things are in Love Continent, then there's no problem. Maybe I can just snatch Xiao Wu away?

Bai Yu laughed:

"Xiao Wu, this bed was specially assigned to me by the admissions teacher. If I give it to you, what am I supposed to say if the teacher checks the dorms? Am I supposed to say that the leader of Dorm 7 is bullying someone?"

"Besides, I have a support-type martial soul. If you take my bed, what will the teacher think? What will everyone think? As the leader, shouldn't you protect us?"

Xiao Wu was stunned by what Bai Yu said.

"Oh yeah, you're absolutely right. Then I won't take your bed!"

Xiao Wu's eyes darted around. "I didn't say I wouldn't steal it, but I didn't say I wouldn't sleep!"

She walked to the bed next to Bai Yu's, and the students sitting on the bed quickly made room for her. Xiao Wu giggled and said:

"Bai Yu, let's put our beds together. Your bed is quite big; you can't sleep in it all by yourself."

Others: "?"

Bai Yu: "."

Sigh, being handsome is a curse. I don't want to sleep with you for six years without any sleep.

"Xiao Wu, if you want to sleep in my bed, I'll give it to you. I, Bai Yu, came to Notting Academy to cultivate and become stronger, not to enjoy myself. I don't care if the bed is good or bad; if you want it, take it. You should have your own goals here, and I think you should prioritize those goals instead of worrying about the cost of a bed!"

With the Human Emperor Banner's Succubus buff activated, coupled with Bai Yu's eloquent speech, everyone, including Xiao Wu, was stunned, and then a sense of shame welled up in their hearts.

"That's right, I, Xiao Wu, came here to avenge my mother. I should focus on cultivating and not waste time on such trivial matters!"

Xiao Wu made up her mind not to mention switching beds with Bai Yu again.

Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief. Sleeping is so boring, really.

At this moment, Tang San slowly woke up, covering his face as if he had been slapped so hard he had no memory of what had just happened.

At this moment, Bai Yu said:

"Hey mistress, I have another bed next door, you can sleep here!"

Xiao Wu shuddered and looked at Bai Yu, like an angry little rabbit:

"Don't let him sleep next door!"

Bai Yu looked completely innocent.

"Fine, I'll stand between you two, okay?"

"That's more like it."

Tang San walked to Bai Yu's side, not understanding why Xiao Wu held such a grudge against him and Bai Yu, so he made a mental note of it against Xiao Wu.

"Hmph, this little girl is quite pretty, but she's so fierce and seems particularly hostile towards me and Xiaoyu. If she doesn't behave herself, I'll teach her a lesson later, hehe."

After tidying up their dorm rooms, the group quickly arrived at the restaurant and headed towards the cafeteria together.

Bai Yu and Xiao Wu had become the leaders of Dormitory Seven, and everyone wanted to follow them. However, Tang San's presence next to Bai Yu annoyed everyone, leading to this situation:

Bai Yu walked in the middle, Xiao Wu walked on the left, Tang San walked on the right, a large group of people followed behind Xiao Wu, while there was no one behind Tang San.

Seeing this, Tang San secretly made a mental note of the Seventh Dormitory.

As soon as everyone entered the cafeteria, a few boys who were leaning on the second-floor railing spotted Wang Sheng and immediately mocked him:

"Hey, isn't this Wang Sheng? Why don't you come upstairs to the second floor? I'll treat you to dinner!"

Someone next to him laughed:

"Hahaha, Wang Sheng, a poor, penniless work-study student, dares to go up to the second floor?"

Everyone's expression was rather unpleasant, and Xiao Wu even went so far as to curse:

"And what are you?"

The boy upstairs, instead of being angry, mocked:

"Huh? What a pretty little girl. It's a pity she's a part-time student. Sigh, she looks incredibly poor."

Xiao Wu is furious!

Seeing this, Wang Sheng explained:

"The second floor is where you order food separately. We part-time students are too poor to afford it, so let's skip it."

Xiao Wu clenched her fist and said:

"Just let it go? Wang Sheng, are you just going to let them mock you like this?"

Wang Sheng smiled bitterly. He couldn't win a fight, and he couldn't compete with his father's connections, so what else could he do?

At this moment, Tang San recalled the Tang Sect's rules, which forbade easily provoking trouble. So he prepared to persuade Xiao Wu to calm down, even though Xiao Wu had just been mocked.

Just as he was about to speak, a voiceover suddenly appeared in front of Bai Yu.

[Plot: Tang San prepares to persuade Xiao Wu to calm down and not cause trouble]

Bai Yu suddenly had a mischievous idea. He changed "no" to "then" and said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, you're right. Although we work-study students are poor, we also have dignity. If we let them mock us like this, we will be mocked forever."

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up.

At this moment, Tang San spoke:

"Xiao Wu, stay calm. We need to take him down with calm methods!"

Xiao Wu was speechless. How could you say such an unpleasant thing!

She then cast a grateful look at Bai Yu, because she felt that it was Bai Yu who spoke up for her that made Tang San change his tune. Otherwise, why would Tang San change his tune?

So she decided to let Tang San go first!

"Tang San, you lead the way, let's go make them apologize!"

"what?"

Tang San was stunned. Why should I take the lead? I'm not the one being mocked!

At this moment, Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Little San, I'm a support-type Soul Master. Wang Sheng is no match for them. Only you, with your composure and calm demeanor, can communicate with them. Keep going, you are our hope!"

Bai Yu showered him with compliments, making Tang San feel a little smug. With Xiao Wu also giving him an encouraging look, Tang San's blood boiled, and he led the team up to the second floor.

"Hey, isn't this Wang Sheng and his group of work-study students? What's upstairs for lunch or to do the dishes?"

When the boys saw Tang San leading the group up, they were not afraid at all, and they even laughed out loud.

Xiao Wu clenched her fists, wishing she could beat them up!

Tang San stopped her, shook his head, and said, "Now is the time for me to show off my manly charm, don't steal my thunder!"

Tang San walked up to the group of boys, looked up at them, and said:

"Apologize to us!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The boys burst into laughter and said:

"Apologize? We were just telling the truth, why should we apologize?"

[Plot: Tang San prepares to use his silver tongue to persuade the other party to apologize]

Bai Yu thought for a moment and changed "tongue" to "fart".

Yes, this episode best fits Blue Silver's fart.

Tang San stared coldly at them, ready to launch into a verbal attack, but suddenly lost the will to speak and turned to face them.

Those guys thought Tang San had backed down, and were just about to burst into laughter when Tang San suddenly lifted his buttocks.

"It's raining from the sky, bubbles are rising from the ground, eat my fart!"

Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing!

Several boys stared wide-eyed!

(End of this chapter)