Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 31 The Master and Disciple Are Treated Like Monkeys

"Slurp~ Slurp~"

The master gradually regained consciousness and felt the warmth coming from his buttocks. He forced open his blurry eyes and looked behind him.

Tang San exclaimed in delight:

"Teacher, you're awake?!"

By this time, Tang San's lips had turned purple from sucking, and the area around his mouth was covered with a mixture of venom and blood, almost solidified.

Yu Xiaogang's vision had not fully recovered at this time, and his vision was extremely blurry. He could only vaguely see a mixture of solid and liquid around Tang San's mouth.

Just as doubts began to surface in his still-unclear mind, Tang San lowered his head towards his buttocks again.

The master was suddenly startled. What was the mistress doing? She was putting her mouth on my butt and sucking it all over. Could it be... could it be...?

Da Shi's stomach churned, and he quickly tensed all his muscles, trying to shake off Tang San. However, his mobility had not yet recovered, and his body was stiff. In his haste, his sphincter suddenly went out of control, and a surge of true energy gushed out of his rectum!

collapse!

Tang San was working hard when suddenly, a burst of gas shot out from the door, which was right next to him, enveloping his entire face. The incomparable smell rushed into his nostrils, almost causing Tang San to faint on the spot.

boom!

Tang San fell to the ground, and roared angrily:

"I was sucking out the toxins for you, and you farted at me?!"

Yu Xiaogang farted, which cleared his head considerably. He instantly realized that his good apprentice was saving him!

"Little sister, I didn't mean to! I couldn't control myself! Ouch, my body is numb, please help me turn over!"

Bai Yu suppressed a laugh, lamenting that there were no cameras in this world, and said to Tang San:

"Little San, Master probably didn't do it on purpose. The fact that he can still fart means he's almost fully recovered!"

Upon hearing this, Tang San immediately thought of his reputation for sacrificing himself to save his master after returning home. Forgetting his anger, he turned Yu Xiaogang over and asked with concern:

"Teacher, are you okay?"

Yu Xiaogang grasped Tang San's hand and asked weakly:

"Mistress, was I poisoned just now?"

Bai Yu spoke first:

"Yes, Master, your butt was scratched by the fangs of a datura snake. To save you, Xiao San used her mouth to suck out the venom."

The master felt a chill run down his spine and trembled involuntarily when he thought of what had just happened.

Even knowing that Tang San was saving him, he couldn't help but feel disgusted by that posture.

But in order not to disappoint Tang San, the master still forced a smile and said:

"Thanks, mistress. I was saved because of you."

Tang San shook his head and said:

"No, teacher, you wouldn't have been poisoned if it weren't for hunting spirit rings for me. It's what I should do!"

He acted as if he wasn't the one who had just tried to kill someone to silence them.

After the master and apprentice exchanged pleasantries, Bai Yu couldn't stand it anymore and coughed twice before saying:

"The Soul Hunter Forest is dangerous, and it's getting dark. I think we should hurry back."

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang finally snapped out of their movie star mode, and the three of them quickly left the Soul Hunter Forest together.

Bai Yu wasn't in a hurry to try out the spirit rings; there would be plenty of time later.

. . . . . .

As soon as the three of them arrived at the entrance of Notting College, they were surprised to find that a large crowd had already gathered there, and there were also vendors pushing carts selling melon seeds, drinks, and mineral water, making it quite a lively scene.

"What happened?"

Tang San asked in confusion.

The master was also puzzled. He walked over with Tang San, intending to ask someone for advice. However, as soon as the group saw him, their eyes lit up and they all surrounded him.

"Master, I heard you took your apprentice to hunt for spirit rings?"

"Did it work? Let's see!"

"Let us admire the brilliance of you, Master, and your esteemed disciple!"

Yu Xiaogang instantly realized that this group of people were deliberately trying to humiliate him!

Tang San, standing beside him, clenched his fists tightly, wishing he could kill all of these opportunists who were kicking him while he was down!

Bai Yu was smart enough not to come with the two of them to watch the excitement, and instead watched from the periphery of the crowd.

Someone said to Tang San:

"Hey, you must be Master's apprentice? Don't be shy, let's admire your powerful spirit rings!"

"Yes, yes, a master's disciple must have at least a hundred-year-old spirit ring, right?"

Tang San's face paled, and he looked at the Master. The Master also looked at him; their thoughts were now aligned:

We can't show them Tang San's one-year soul ring, otherwise the two of them will go down in history!

Of course, it's meant to be a joke!

The master clenched his fist and said:

"What do you mean? My mistress and I finally made it back from the Soul Hunter Forest, and we haven't even had a chance to rest yet, and you're already mocking us?"

Someone laughed:

"What mockery? We've come to pay homage to you, Master! Your Martial Soul Theory is now famous throughout the country! Of course, we fools have to come and admire your achievements! After all, you can casually concoct a theory that's worth two gold soul coins; we can't compare!"

Yu Xiaogang's face stiffened. He was furious and wanted to beat this man up, but with so many people looking at him with mocking expressions, he didn't have the courage to make a move.

At this moment, Tang San stepped forward, clasped his hands in greeting, and said:

"Dear teachers and students, my teacher and I have just returned from the Soul Hunter Forest. We encountered a 400-year-old Mandragora Serpent and fought it. We are exhausted and need to rest. Please do not stop us."

Someone exclaimed in surprise:

"A four-hundred-year-old mandrake? How did you manage to survive?"

Mentioning this, Yu Xiaogang suddenly became arrogant, put his hands behind his back, and said proudly:

"You wouldn't believe it, we not only survived, but we also killed it!"

"Slayed it? Could it be that Tang San absorbed a four-hundred-year-old spirit ring?!"

Someone couldn't help but ask.

This question caused Yu Xiaogang's face to freeze instantly!

Oh no, I was just thinking about showing off. How could Xiao San have a 400-year-old soul ring?

Tang San's face turned even uglier. He had been secretly tugging at the Master's sleeve to tell him not to talk nonsense, but the Master hadn't noticed at all.

Everyone was excited when they learned that the master and apprentice had hunted down a 400-year-old Mandragora Serpent and had most likely absorbed its spirit ring.

"Little Tang San, quickly show us your spirit rings! They're four hundred years old!"

"Let us see it quickly, otherwise the 400-year-old Mandala Serpent is a fake!"

Tang San's face was pale, and Yu Xiaogang's face was also bloodless.

It's true that he killed the 400-year-old Mandragora Snake, and it's also true that he absorbed a 400-year-old spirit ring. But the problem is, the final spirit ring wasn't a 100-year-old spirit ring. Who would believe that if I told them?

Yu Xiaogang said in a deep voice:

"The mistress is too tired; she can't reveal her spirit rings right now."

"Oh, it's just showing off a spirit ring, what's the big deal?"

"That's right, that's right, it'll be over in a second! Or were you lying just now, and there wasn't actually a four-hundred-year-old mandala snake at all?"

Yu Xiaogang was at a loss and panicked.

Just then, Bai Yu, standing outside the crowd, suddenly spoke up:

"I testify! The four-hundred-year-old Mandragora Snake is real! Master and Tang San did indeed hunt down a four-hundred-year-old Mandragora Snake!"

All eyes immediately turned to Bai Yu:

"Kid, what proof do you have?"

Bai Yu laughed:

"The master was poisoned by snake venom while hunting him, and it was his disciple Tang San who cured him. Is that evidence?"

Everyone nodded and said:

"Calculate!"

They then looked at Yu Xiaogang, indicating that they wanted him to show his wounds.

Yu Xiaogang's face was pale.

With so many people, how the hell am I supposed to show this?!

(End of this chapter)