Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 37 Tang San, the Simp, Pays the Bill

Xiao Wu was stunned by the sudden direct attack, a blush quickly crossing her face, and she stammered:

"Xiao, Xiaoyu, what are you saying?!"

Her thoughts were suddenly pointed out, making her incredibly shy.

Bai Yu, however, showed no interest in flirting with her, and whispered:

"Xiao Wu, it's not impossible for you to be my girlfriend, but I have one condition. If you agree, I'll date you. How about it?"

"Who, who wants to be your girlfriend? What are your demands, you're just being presumptuous!"

"On the surface, I tried to get along well with Tang San and become his friend."

After Bai Yu finished speaking, Xiao Wu subconsciously frowned and asked in return:

"You want me to be friends with that disgusting guy?"

Xiao Wu frowned and thought for a long time before finally relaxing her brows, revealing a gentle expression, and softly said:

"Xiaoyu, I really do like you. Do you know what attracts me most about you? It's your loyalty. Tang San has become a pariah, but you still treat him like a brother, that's why I like you."

"Since it's your request, I'm willing to do it!"

Bai Yu smiled and held up his little finger, saying:

"Let's pinky swear!"

This somewhat childish act made Xiao Wu realize Bai Yu's feelings, because Bai Yu is usually a very calm person, and showing his childish side in front of her shows that Bai Yu trusts her.

"Okay, pinky promise!"

The two reached an agreement and confessed their feelings, and the carriage was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere for a moment.

Bai Yu pretended to look out the window at the scenery, but actually quickly spent the remaining 5000 points to exchange for a special eye skill in the shop. Similar to the Purple Demon Eye, it could see things in the distance and see through fog and illusions. Bai Yu casually named it Fiery Eyes.

"Eagle Eyes" has two tiers. The 5000-point version is the standard version, which can only see through the fog and illusions created by enemies below Soul Emperor (level 60). The 5-point version is the advanced version, which has no restrictions, but Bai Yu can't afford it right now.

Using his keen eyesight, Bai Yu saw Tang San's situation.

Tang San dragged the caravan leader out of the yellow mist, pinching his philtrum to try and wake him up sooner so he could breathe fresh air.

As Bai Yu witnessed this scene, a voiceover appeared before him, including the following:

One of the caravan guards, who had lost his sense of smell, lay on the ground pretending to be dead, preparing to escape after Tang San left.

Bai Yu's heart skipped a beat. This guy couldn't smell the fart, but he knew Tang San was too strong to mess with, so he was pretending to be dead on the ground?

He smiled and changed "escape" to "ambush".

At this moment, the caravan leader slowly woke up. Tang San told him what had happened, and the leader stood up, grateful and ready to leave.

Just then, a figure suddenly rushed out from the thin yellow mist, holding a dagger, and aimed it at Tang San's back garden, stabbing it with a whoosh!

Tang San was immersed in the caravan leader's gratitude and was completely unaware of the sneak attack. Suddenly, a stone flew out from nowhere and hit the attacker squarely in the face, knocking him unconscious.

Tang San was shocked and instinctively covered his buttocks before turning around to check the situation.

Inside the carriage, Bai Yu frowned slightly as he watched this scene.

Sure enough, with Tang Hao by his side, it would be difficult to harm Tang San through external means. To turn him into Eunuch Tang, they would need to find a good opportunity, such as an explosion during the absorption of a spirit ring. Tang Hao wouldn't be able to find fault with that, right?

Bai Yu looked away, pretending not to know anything.

Soon, Tang San caught up with the slowly moving carriage, panting heavily. However, Xiao Wu found his sweaty appearance unbearable and couldn't help but climb out of the carriage, preferring to ride a horse rather than stay in the same carriage with Tang San.

Tang San was a little embarrassed, but taking advantage of the opportunity when Xiao Wu left the carriage, he whispered to Bai Yu:

"Xiaoyu, can you do me a favor?"

"you say."

"I want to win Xiaowu's heart. Can you help me? I know you've always treated her like a younger sister, and she's always treated you like a older brother. I really like her. Can you help me?"

He knew that Xiao Wu had feelings for Bai Yu, so he directly labeled Bai Yu as "brother and sister." That way, if Bai Yu had feelings for Xiao Wu, he wouldn't be able to say anything. This was Tang San's little scheme.

Bai Yu: "."

If Tang Hao hadn't been there, I would have turned you into Eunuch Tang right now.

He coughed twice and said:

"Mistress, this is your own business, there's nothing I can do to help."

Tang San was disappointed upon hearing this, but he did not hold a grudge against Bai Yu, because he thought that Bai Yu did not have any special feelings for Xiao Wu.

He didn't know that Bai Yu had only been waiting for Xiao Wu to grow up. If he had known, who knows what he would have done.

The master first revealed that he possessed twin martial souls, and he wanted to kill the master. The gatekeeper looked down on him, and he wanted to kill the gatekeeper. He didn't want to be sucked up by the master, so he wanted to kill Bai Yu to silence him.

If he saw Bai Yu taking Xiao Wu away, who knows what the pure and innocent Tang San Shao would do?

However, Bai Yu also had something to say: "I just won't let you see it, is that enough?"

For a fleeting moment, Bai Yu wanted to create an illusion in front of Tang San, then pull Xiao Wu into the carriage, and learn about postures with Xiao Wu right in front of Tang San.

But she quickly dismissed the thought, firstly because she couldn't make the driver fall into the illusion, as it would easily cause the carriage to overturn; and secondly because Tang Hao was secretly following her.

So Bai Yu did nothing, and the three of them made their way to Soto City.

Once in the city, Xiao Wu skipped and hopped around on the streets, looking like a country bumpkin visiting a grand garden.

"Wow, Soto is much more prosperous than Notting!"

Tang San quickly went up to him, revealing a fawning smile:

"Of course, Soto is definitely more prosperous!"

Thinking of Bai Yu's request, Xiao Wu gave Tang San a forced smile, casually pointed to a shop by the roadside, and said:

"Look, mistress, those bags hanging in that store are so pretty!"

Tang San was stunned. This was the first time Xiao Wu had smiled at him!

A surge of passion welled up within him, and Tang San said without hesitation:

"I'll go buy it right now, consider it a birthday present for Xiaowu!"

With that, Tang San rushed into the store.

Bai Yu and Xiao Wu exchanged a glance, their unspoken understanding unspoken.

Soon, Tang San rushed out carrying two bags, flashing Xiao Wu a big smile:

"Xiao Wu, these two are the most popular bags in their store right now. I didn't know which one you liked, so I bought them both for you!"

Xiao Wu responded with a smile:

"That's wonderful, thank you so much! Hmm, I feel like my outfit is a bit old-fashioned and might not match these two bags."

"I'll go buy you new clothes!"

As Tang San spoke, he rushed into another store.

Xiao Wu winked at Bai Yu while holding two bags; she was planning to use Tang San as an ATM!

Bai Yu chuckled and didn't stop him, because he had already established a persona of "not caring about money," so he didn't have much money on him. As for Xiao Wu, it was normal for a girl to like shopping, and Tang Hao wouldn't suspect anything.

And so, Bai Yu was in charge of browsing, Xiao Wu was in charge of pointing, and Tang San was in charge of buying. The three of them soon arrived at the entrance of an antique shop. However, Tang San was already captivated by Xiao Wu's smile, so he had no interest in the antique shop at all and simply walked past it.

But Bai Yu went straight in.

In the antique shop, Flanders was lying in a rocking chair reading a book. Hearing someone come in, he didn't even look up.

Bai Yu pretended to look around, then pointed to the rutilated quartz on the table and asked:

"Boss, how much is this?"

Flanders still did not look up:

"One hundred gold soul coins."

Bai Yu deliberately feigned surprise and asked in return:

"One hundred gold soul coins?"

Flanders yawned, preparing to raise the price on the spot, while Bai Yu took the opportunity to start making revisions.

[Plot: Flander prepares to raise the price at the last minute, demanding two hundred gold soul coins.]

Bai Yu changed "gold" to "copper".

He now has a level 12 system. For him, the three free chances every day can accumulate 12 points. In addition, he can earn 11 points for each basic chance he redeems and uses. He can accumulate at least dozens of points a day, so why not save them?

Flanders opened his mouth and said:

"Two hundred copper soul coins."

"make a deal!"

(End of this chapter)