Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 18 Third Brother is the Essence of Humanity

Sure enough, Bai Yu glanced at the gatekeeper, then said to Boss Xiao with a half-smile:

"Boss Xiao, isn't it a waste of time for people like us to waste our time talking to these lowly thugs?"

Boss Xiao nodded, deeply agreeing, and waved to his henchmen beside him, saying:

"Yeah, you two handle it. If I see this guy still here guarding the gate tomorrow, you can get out!"

The two henchmen nodded frantically, while the gatekeeper, upon hearing this, turned pale and immediately begged for mercy:

"Brother Xiao, you two young masters, I have elderly parents and young children to support. I rely on guarding the academy to earn a living. You can't be so heartless!"

Bai Yu laughed. He even went to plead with Boss Xiao. Serves him right!

Bai Yu isn't a petty person. He can now chat with Boss Xiao. If the gatekeeper had been a little more polite back then, Bai Yu might have mentioned it to Boss Xiao and asked the city lord to give him a promotion.

When he pleaded for mercy, saying his family was struggling financially, Bai Yu couldn't help but laugh.

He's struggling financially and doesn't know how to keep a low profile. He looks down on Old Jack because of his shabby clothes. Doesn't he deserve his retribution?

Bai Yu is a bully who only takes advantage of the strong, not the weak!

Seeing that Bai Yu remained unmoved, Xiao Laoda ignored the gatekeeper's pleas and walked with Bai Yu into the academy. The two chatted as they walked, as if they were old friends who had known each other for many years.

"By the way, Boss Xiao, about that battle we fought last time..."

"Hey, are you afraid I'll hold a grudge? I may not be petty, but I'm not that narrow-minded either. Besides, I'm about to graduate, and I don't care about being old anymore."

Bai Yu smiled slightly:

"That's true, being the boss is just a title. Look at Tang San in our Dorm 7, the blue-haired guy who farted last time. He's not the boss of Dorm 7, but he farts all the time, and we can't do anything about it!"

Bai Yu feigned a sigh, and upon hearing this, Boss Xiao frowned and said:

"Bullshit? That's disgusting! Aren't you going to kick him out?"

Bai Yu smiled wryly:

"It's fine if you ignore him normally, but if you have a conflict with him, one fart from him can stink the whole dorm. How are you going to get rid of him?"

Boss Xiao was dumbfounded.

What fart king?

He patted Bai Yu on the shoulder and said:

"Don't worry, bro, I know what you mean. From now on, I'll have people harassing him every day. I guarantee he won't dare utter a sound!"

Bai Yu smiled slightly and said, "I didn't say that, you said it!"

Tang San is in for a rough time. I'll be in charge of revising the narration, and with those three free attempts each day, I can accumulate at least 3 points. That's 30 points in ten days, and 300 points in 100 days.

After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Bai Yu parted ways with Boss Xiao and returned to Dormitory Seven. He happened to run into Tang San walking towards him with a long face, and Bai Yu quickly put on a concerned expression.

"Mistress, what happened to you?"

Under the passive effect of the Human Emperor Banner, Tang San immediately began to pour out his grievances to Bai Yu.

"Oh, Xiaoyu, my teacher is missing. I just went to the dean, hoping to find her, but the dean said he couldn't."

As he spoke, Tang San clenched his fist and said in a deep voice:

"The dean is a friend of my teacher for many years. He definitely has a way to find my teacher; he just doesn't want to tell me!"

He has already found a way to die!

Bai Yu patted his shoulder and comforted him:

"Don't worry, little one, maybe the master will be back soon?"

Tang San was speechless.

Yu Xiaogang owes 10,000 gold soul coins. Can he repay them?

Based on his understanding of Yu Xiaogang, he probably couldn't repay it.

Will he be able to come back? I hope he doesn't flee the country!

Tang San said in a muffled voice:

"But I also need to hunt for spirit rings. I don't know how long I'll have to wait until my teacher comes back."

Bai Yu's eyes darted around, and he adopted a serious tone:

"Mistress! You need to pull yourself together. Perhaps the master is using this opportunity to test your character. The dean is a long-time friend of the master; maybe he's been entrusted by the master to secretly observe you. Be patient, and the clouds will eventually part!"

Tang San stared blankly at Bai Yu, "That makes so much sense!"

Yes, the teacher might just be testing my patience, to see if I can wait patiently. What is 10,000 gold soul coins to the teacher? I can't lose faith in the teacher because of this.

"Xiaoyu, thank you so much!"

Just then, several sixth-grade students passed by, suddenly turned around and walked straight towards Tang San.

"Hey, isn't this Tang Sanpao? I heard your teacher is called Luo Sanpao, so aren't you called Tang Sanpao?"

"You farted at Liu Xuan that day, and he beat you up badly, didn't he? Do you dare fart again?"

Tang San looked at them coldly and asked:

"Are you Boss Xiao's men? You lost that day, are you trying to cause trouble?"

"Hahaha, lost? We didn't lose to you, we just look down on you, you little brat. If you've got the guts, fight us again!"

"Yes, let's have a match, one-on-one. We can't let Bai Yu play!"

Tang San looked at Bai Yu, who nodded to him, indicating that he should take it to heart.

Although Puxin San's temperament is unmatched by ordinary people, he should still be given a little taste of success from time to time, and let him win a little.

Casino owners all know that you can't let customers keep losing money; you have to let them make a small profit from time to time, otherwise the customers will all leave and the casino will go out of business.

According to Puxin San's logic, as long as he wins a few rounds, he can adopt the spirit of Ah Q and become like Qin Shi Huang touching an electric gate, winning until he's numb.

With Bai Yu's support, Tang San immediately looked at his opponent and said:

"Come on, who wants to go first?"

A boy stepped forward, about to introduce himself, when Tang San coldly said:

"No thanks, I can't be bothered to listen!"

After saying that, Tang San charged toward his opponent without even summoning the Haotian Hound.

The opponent was furious:

"Fine, fine, you don't even need a martial spirit, huh? I'll beat you to death today!"

As he spoke, he summoned his beast spirit, which appeared to be a horse.

However, just as the horse appeared and was neighing to the sky, Tang San suddenly threw two pebbles, one hitting his opponent in the abdomen and the other hitting his knee. His opponent screamed and knelt on the ground in pain.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Tang San rushed over and delivered a flying knee strike from below, hitting his opponent in the face and sending him flying, crashing to the ground unconscious.

Cool!

Tang San stood up, his expression calm and collected, but in his heart he kept shouting, "So refreshing!"

The others were furious:

"Tang San! How could you be so vicious? Aren't you worried about him being disfigured?!"

Tang San looked at them disdainfully. "Last time you came looking for trouble, you were already courting death in my eyes. Now you dare to come and cause trouble again? You deserve to be beaten up by me!"

Disfigurement? Is disfigurement comparable to the loss of face I've lost?

Thinking about how he had lost face before, Tang San was even more furious and roared:

"You lot, come at me all at once!"

They exchanged a glance, and were enraged by Tang San's arrogance. They actually attacked him together!

Tang San used the same old method: first, he used hidden weapons to incapacitate his opponents, and then quickly sent them all flying.

"snort!"

Tang San touched his nose, looking smug.

I knew it! I was just not in good shape before, otherwise I would have taken care of the likes of Boss Xiao in one fell swoop!

"You pieces of trash dare to challenge me, Tang San? I, Tang San, am a once-in-a-century genius. It's your honor to be my classmate, yet you dare to be so blind as to not recognize my greatness! You're courting death!"

Bai Yu watched from a distance and suddenly fell silent.

Yeah, with Tang San's shamelessness, would he be afraid of these blows?

I was worried that he wouldn't be able to handle the setback and would give up on his cultivation, affecting my progress in the story. Am I overthinking this?

Just then, Boss Xiao rushed over.

(End of this chapter)