Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 47 A Chaotic Dance of Demons

Although Bai Yu only changed two words, Yu Xiaogang had already spoken, and as long as the modification period hadn't expired, he would continue to talk along this line of thought.

So he said frankly:

"What, am I wrong? Generally speaking, the probability of a married couple using a Martial Soul Fusion Skill is higher than that of brothers, fathers and sons, or friends and partners. This is because married couples work together day and night and understand each other extremely well, so their compatibility is the highest. The fact that your two Martial Souls are so compatible means that you are a match made in heaven; this is a destiny ordained by the heavens! If you become husband and wife and work together day and night, your compatibility will definitely be even higher!"

Ning Rongrong blushed, but it was from anger.

Zhu Zhuqing frowned and stood in front of Ning Rongrong, making no attempt to hide her disgust for Yu Xiaogang.

Oscar, Tang San, and Dai Mubai would occasionally glance at Bai Yu with envious eyes, and then at Ning Rongrong with lewd, covetous eyes, all extremely jealous of Bai Yu's good fortune.

Flanders coughed lightly and quickly tried to smooth things over:

"That's not what the master meant. What the master meant was that you need to develop enough understanding and rapport, not that you necessarily have to become husband and wife."

"Flander, what's wrong with being a couple? Are you a frigid man? These students are all adults. Let me be blunt, if you two could cultivate a Martial Soul Fusion Skill together, it would be able to heal the dead and bring flesh to bones. Besides, feelings can be cultivated, why don't you two cultivate them tonight? I'll pay for the room, after all, this is for the good of Shrek Academy."

Before Yu Xiaogang could finish speaking, Ning Rongrong picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at him angrily, saying:

"You old geezer, how dare you flirt with me! Shut your mouth!"

Tang San reacted instantly, using his years of experience practicing hidden weapons to grab the stone, and coldly said:

"What do you mean? You think being paired with Xiaoyu is beneath you? Being with Xiaoyu is your honor; you're not good enough for him!"

On one hand, he was supporting the teacher, and on the other hand, he wanted to bring Bai Yu and Ning Rongrong together so that he would have a chance to get closer to Xiao Wu!

Ning Rongrong was trembling with anger. Zhu Zhuqing supported her, and Xiao Wu stood in front of the two of them, gritting her teeth and saying:

"Dean, a teacher is harassing a student, are you going to do anything about it?"

Flander coughed twice, pulled the master aside, and growled in a low voice:

"Yu Xiaogang! Are you sick in the head?"

Yu Xiaogang was instantly sobered up by that shout.

The thought of his blatant lewd joke made him feel his face turn pale and then red, and his toes clenched so tightly they seemed to form a four-bedroom apartment.

He wasn't afraid of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, but the thought of his hard-earned image as a great master collapsing like this broke his heart!

When Yu Xiaogang died, Zhao Wuji, who was watching from the sidelines, twitched at the corner of his mouth. He didn't understand the thought process of these people and couldn't get a word in edgewise, so he couldn't help but touch the bruise on his face and said to Oscar:

"Oscar, give me one of those recovery sausages!"

Oscar nodded, and just as he was about to summon the sausage, Xiao Wu suddenly shouted:

"Don't!"

However, it was too late, and Bai Yu revised it again.

Super stinky sausage!

"vomit!"

In an instant, everyone present was so disgusted by the stench that they vomited. Even Zhao Wuji and Flander were not spared from Oscar's foul intestines.

"Oscar, what's with your sausage? Ugh!"

Zhao Wuji vomited and cursed loudly.

Oscar looked bewildered; he himself couldn't smell the stench and stared blankly at the sausage in his hand.

Flander kicked the sausage out of his hand, pinched his nose, and looked at Yu Xiaogang:

"Master, what's going on? What's wrong with Oscar's martial soul?"

The master was dumbfounded. I didn't expect this! I only met Oscar today!

But in an attempt to change the subject, he said in a deep voice:

"That's right, Oscar's martial soul has mutated."

Oscar was shocked:

"Master, can martial souls mutate?!"

The master nodded and made up a story off the top of his head:

"Yes, a martial soul can mutate depending on its environment. For example, if you live in a latrine for a few years, your sausages might smell even worse."

"vomit!"

Ning Rongrong and the other two girls vomited even more violently.

"You old bastard, you're disgusting! Shrek Academy actually has a teacher like you? I... I'm dropping out! Ugh!"

Ning Rongrong vomited and cursed as she spoke. Flander's expression changed upon hearing this. He knew Ning Rongrong's true identity. What would happen to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, his major benefactor, if Ning Rongrong dropped out of school? He was still waiting for the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School to send him money!

He quickly explained:

"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand. The master is just a guest, not a formal teacher!"

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is about to agree with Flander and follow Flander's lead to stabilize the situation]

Bai Yu changed "agree" to "disagree"!

"Flander! What do you mean? Didn't you say you'd let me be your teacher? Are you going back on your word? You two-faced bastard!"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly burst into a tirade of curses, which made Flander's mouth twist in anger!

You caused this conflict by making a crude joke without using your brain. Now, instead of continuing the conversation I'm about to make, are you going to pay off my loan shark debt?

[Plot: Flander prepares to persuade Yu Xiaogang to prevent the situation from deteriorating further]

Bai Yu changed "persuade" to "seduce"!

Suddenly, Flander slapped Yu Xiaogang, making him tremble, leaving Ning Rongrong and the others dumbfounded, and the air went silent for a second.

Immediately afterwards, Flander chuckled:

"Xiao Gang, you're right."

His voice sounded like a brothel madam who hadn't made a single customer in three months, and his expression was like an eight-hundred-year-old tortoise suddenly going into heat, making everyone almost vomit again.

Yu Xiaogang shivered, his face filled with terror, and tried to escape, but Flander's soul power was far stronger than his. He grabbed him and pressed him against the wall with one hand.

"vomit!!"

Ning Rongrong and the others vomited again, twice in a short period of time, which almost caused their stomachs to cramp.

Oscar was so eager to save his daughter that he momentarily forgot that his martial soul had "mutated" and tried to summon a sausage, only to be kicked away by Dai Mubai!

Tang San suddenly felt a sense of emptiness in his heart.

[Plot: Tang San stared blankly at Flander and Yu Xiaogang, seemingly somewhat disappointed.]

Bai Yu changed "disappointment" to "enjoyment"!

Suddenly, to the horror of Ning Rongrong and the others, Tang San began to caress his entire body with both hands, panting softly as he did so!

Zhao Wuji was dumbfounded. Even though he was a Soul Saint with extensive knowledge, what he saw today was far beyond his ability to bear.

"Holy crap, I can't take it anymore, let's get out of here!"

Zhao Wuji gestured to Dai Mubai to quickly lead the other students away, telling them to stop looking and that it was going to explode if they did!

Dai Mubai realized what was happening and, pulling Bai Yu along, escorted the three girls away from the area.

Oscar was about to follow, but all six of them shouted at the same time:

"roll!"

Oscar: "."

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang is pinned against the wall by Flander and is struggling frantically]

Bai Yu changed "struggle" to "enjoy/experience".

Before leaving, Bai Yu looked back one last time.

Yeah, the visuals are a bit cringe-worthy.

(End of this chapter)