Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Plot Begins to Collapse

Chapter 44 Super Invincible Stinky Sausage

Flanders coughed lightly and said:

"Alright, Mu Bai, you take the others to the fourth level. I'm taking Tang San to my office and punishing him severely."

Dai Mubai nodded and led the group toward the fourth level.

Along the way, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong found common ground because of the eccentric Tang San, and the two quickly became friends while cursing Tang San together.

Although Zhu Zhuqing didn't integrate so quickly, she didn't reject Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong. She walked silently beside them, nodding from time to time to indicate that they were right to scold her.

Just as Bai Yu and Dai Mubai were chatting idly, a guy with a full beard came running out pushing a small cart, shouting as he went:

"Oscar-brand giant sausage, don't miss it!"

At that moment, he saw Dai Mubai, his eyes lit up, and he immediately pushed the car over here, smiling ingratiatingly:

"Hey Boss Dai, wanna get a sausage?"

Dai Mubai's lips twitched, and he immediately wanted to tell him to get lost, but at that moment, Xiao Wu, who was curious about everything, skipped over and took Ning Rongrong's hand, saying:

"This sausage looks good, sir. How much is it?"

Oscar's face stiffened.

"Uncle? Please, I'm a Shrek Academy student too!"

Xiao Wu: "???"

There's a hint of something, you really can't tell.

Oscar took a razor from the cart and shaved, removing most of his stubble. He barely looked like a young man, but his gaze, which kept wandering between Xiao Wu's thighs and Ning Rongrong's chest, disgusted the girls.

"Oh right, you want to eat sausage, right?"

Oscar suddenly chuckled, and Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong said in unison:

"Never mind, I'm not eating it."

However, it was too late.

Suddenly, Oscar placed his hands below his abdomen, revealing a lewd smile, and shouted:

"I have a big sausage!"

Immediately afterwards, a large, thick sausage appeared in his hand.

"vomit!"

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong started retching, while Zhu Zhuqing's face turned green, as if she was about to rush up and scratch Oscar until his face was covered in blood.

At that moment, Dai Mubai kicked Oscar in the butt and cursed under his breath:

"Xiao Ao, calm down! Don't go crazy every time you see a pretty girl!"

Oscar chuckled and quickly tried to save face:

"Ladies, please don't be offended. My martial spirit is special, and I have another way. Watch closely!"

"No, we don't want to see it."

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong spoke weakly as they dry heaved.

However, this did not stop Oscar, who roared again:

"A super-sized sausage!"

Bai Yu, who was watching quietly from the sidelines, changed "big" to "stinky".

Oscar didn't seem as disgusting when he used the incantation, but the quality of the sausages didn't seem to be very good either. The sausages he summoned were so red they were almost black, and they didn't look appetizing.

Dai Mubai frowned and asked:

"Little Ao, what do you mean by the appearance of these sausages?!"

Before he could finish speaking, an indescribable, peculiar stench quickly entered his nostrils, triggering a tsunami in his stomach.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were about to step back when suddenly the stench enveloped them, and they began to gag again.

Zhu Zhuqing, who was some distance away, escaped unscathed, but the stench seemed even worse than Tang San's fart, making her face turn pale and causing her to pinch her nose.

Bai Yu hadn't expected it to smell so bad. Before he could vomit, he quickly summoned the Human Emperor Banner, and the stench was instantly eliminated amidst the radiant golden light.

Ning Rongrong stopped gagging and looked at the Emperor's Banner that radiated a sacred golden light, feeling a sense of resonance in her heart.

Her eyes lit up, and she blurted out:

"You have a support-type martial soul?"

Bai Yu nodded in agreement.

Ning Rongrong exclaimed in surprise:

"This... I've never seen a support-type martial soul before. What kind of martial soul is it?"

Bai Yu calmly said, "I'll name him Emperor Banner."

"Human Emperor Banner"

Ning Rongrong was stunned. Both the domineering name and the sacred effect suppressed her pride, which originated from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, in an instant.

The others, on the other hand, subconsciously had a thought:

"Bai Yu named his martial soul 'Human Emperor Banner,' so does it have another name?"

They then chuckled, assuming that Bai Yu was simply giving his martial soul a cool name.

Just then, Oscar, who had been muttering to himself for a while, gritted his teeth and said:

"I refuse to believe it! What's going on today? A super-sized, invincible sausage!"

Bai Yu made another revision, and with the appearance of the sausage, the stench once again filled the air.

Fortunately, Bai Yu managed to dispel the stench in time with the Human Emperor Banner, while Dai Mubai kicked Oscar again, cursing with lingering fear:

"Do you want to stink everyone up?"

Everyone nodded in agreement. What kind of martial soul does Oscar have? It's even stronger than a power-attack type martial soul! Ugh!

Oscar became withdrawn.

Dai Mubai kicked him aside and continued leading Bai Yu and the other three toward the fourth level.

Soon, the group spotted Zhao Wuji dozing off in a chair.

As Zhao Wuji sensed the arrival of the crowd, he suddenly opened his eyes and chuckled:

"Not bad, not bad, so many little monsters this year! I'm intrigued! Little monsters, the fourth test is to withstand me for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn. As for my information, Mu Bai, you can tell them!"

Dai Mubai exclaimed in surprise:

"Teacher Zhao, shouldn't I be the one doing this?"

"Enough with the nonsense, just do what I say!"

Dai Mubai stopped speaking, looked at Bai Yu and the other three, and quickly said:

"Teacher Zhao is a level 76 Soul Saint. He possesses a Beast Soul and is a Battle Soul Saint. He is also the vice dean of the academy, second only to the dean in overall strength. He once had a grudge against the Spirit Hall, escaping unscathed from an attack by sixteen bishops. His reputation in the martial arts world is that of the Immovable King!"

Everyone's eyes widened instantly.

Dai Mubai smiled wryly:

"I don't know why, but Teacher Zhao suddenly became interested and wants to stay under his tutelage for the duration of an incense stick burning. Be careful and don't get hurt."

Everyone fell silent for a moment.

For the four of them to think they could withstand an incense stick's worth of attacks from a Soul Saint was utterly delusional. What's more, two of them possessed support-type martial souls, which would directly halve their combat power.

Just as everyone was feeling discouraged, Bai Yu suddenly waved his hand, signaling the three women to come closer.

Bai Yu said in a deep voice:

"Let's exchange information so we can discuss tactics. Although our opponent is a Soul Saint, he's also an academy teacher and won't go all out from the start. If we back down now, what will we do when we encounter enemies in the future? Will we just surrender?"

His words encouraged Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing. The four exchanged information about their martial souls and soul skills. Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were both somewhat surprised to learn that Ning Rongrong was from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School.

Bai Yu didn't react much, and quickly said:

"We lack control-type Soul Masters, while Ning Rongrong and I are both support-type. In comparison, the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is more famous, so Teacher Zhao will definitely target you, Ning Rongrong, first. And since he is a Soul Saint, he might attack the moment it starts, so you and I will attack together from the beginning to speed things up for you."

Ning Rongrong's face turned pale as she seemed to think about her goal of becoming a Soul Saint.

Seeing this, Bai Yu encouraged him:

"Since you are from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School and are the focus of everyone's attention, then you should be prepared to be targeted. Don't worry, with me here, nothing will happen."

For some reason, after hearing Bai Yu's encouragement, Ning Rongrong felt much warmer and less afraid. Together with Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, she continued to patiently listen to Bai Yu's tactical instructions.

(End of this chapter)