Oh no! I've been kept as a pet by a stray killer whale!

Oh no! I've been kept as a pet by a stray killer whale!

糟糕!被街溜子虎鲸当宠物了

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When the research vessel encountered an epic storm, Jiang Che, the sole survivor, clung to a piece of driftwood, thinking he was about to become a buffet on the sea. Then, the scene took a dramatic turn—"Big brother, look! I found a two-legged creature! Alive!" "Holy crap? It really doesn't have a single hair! It looks so smooth, I want to touch it!" "Don't bump it too hard, this thing is very fragile, it'll break if you touch it." "Quick, quick! Take him back to the island, I want to raise him! I want him to scratch my back!" Thus, Jiang Che was forced to become the darling of this "ocean street urchin army." If he even slightly frowned, the entire orca village would come out to catch fish for him; whenever he went swimming, seven or eight bodyguards would form a circle to protect him; even when he went live to greet netizens, the orcas would rush over to steal the spotlight and seek attention. As the live stream went viral, Jiang Che noticed that the animals on the island were all acting strangely: there was a seagull who loved listening to gossip, an otter with obsessive-compulsive disorder that insisted on arranging its shells perfectly, and a seal with husky-like traits that always thought it was a wolf… [Live stream viewers]: “Help! Streamer, why is that orca whimpering to you?” “It’s begging for a head pat! It’s even rolling its eyes!” “Wait, is that seal delivering takeout to the streamer?” “Can anyone tell me why the seagull is helping the streamer hang up the laundry?”

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