Oh no! I've been kept as a pet by a stray killer whale!

Big Fatty's voice turned playful, tinged with a wicked chuckle:

"Looks like he's still half asleep, guys, let's wake him up! Let's give him a 'wake-up call'!"

"Okay! I'll do it!" the mischievous child immediately responded.

Jiang Che's heart skipped a beat.

Wake-up service?

What are these guys trying to do? Are they planning to rush ashore and bite me?

Before he could figure it out, a dangerous intuition made him instinctively want to shrink his neck.

But it was too late.

"puff--!!"

A sound similar to the activation of a high-pressure water gun suddenly rang out.

next second.

A jet of water, as thick as a bowl and carrying a powerful impact, accurately crossed a distance of more than ten meters, like an intercontinental missile, and slammed into Jiang Che's face!

"Cough cough cough! Whoa!"

Jiang Che felt as if his face had been slapped hard with a wet towel.

The icy seawater instantly filled his nostrils and mouth, even washing away the salt crystals from his face.

This is not the end.

Then came the second and third rounds!

The five killer whales were like five fire trucks parked side by side, activating "firefighting mode" at the same time.

Splash!

The once dry and warm beach was instantly transformed into a waterfall cave.

Jiang Che's clothes, which had just dried a little, were soaked again, making him look like he had just been pulled out of a washing machine.

"Hahahaha! Got it! Headshot!"

The mischievous child let out a barbell-like laugh and rolled around happily in the water.

"Are you awake or not? If not, I still have a big one here!" The fat man said, his mouth full of water, ready to pounce.

"He's awake! He's awake! Stop spraying me!!"

Jiang Che could no longer keep up the act.

He flipped himself up from the ground with a swift movement, wiping the water from his face as he stumbled backward until he reached the trunk of a coconut tree.

He pointed angrily at the row of black and white heads in the sea, cursing under his breath, but because he was so weak, it sounded more like he was begging for mercy.

"Don't you have any sense of public decency?! You know you're disturbing the peace! Can't you let people breathe for a bit?!"

However, these "black and white bullies" showed no remorse in the face of his accusations.

Seeing that Jiang Che had "come back to life," they were even happier.

The five killer whales placed their large heads neatly on the sandy beach, their bodies swaying gently with the waves. All ten of their eyes were fixed on Jiang Che, their gazes filled with anticipation and urging.

Big Fatty even deliberately raised his large pectoral fin, like a leader waiting for a handshake, or perhaps showing off his elbow:

"Hey, he's perfectly fine! Look how loud his voice is!"

"Now that you're awake, stop sitting around! Come here! Don't make me have to come and get you! You know my stranding skills are top-notch!"

Threat.

This is a blatant threat.

Jiang Che looked at the group of scoundrels, then at his own soaking wet body, and finally let out a helpless sigh.

He knew that his "holiday" was completely ruined.

On this isolated island, although he was the only human, the true masters of the island were clearly the unreasonable group of people in front of him.

"Fine...you win."

Jiang Che shook his head with a wry smile, then resignedly raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender towards the sea: "I give up, really, I'm coming, I'm coming to serve you gentlemen."

……

At this moment, the "Sky Eye" drone, which had been circling in the sky for half a day, intelligently raised its perspective, giving the viewer a highly artistic panoramic overhead shot.

The scene in the live stream was so beautiful, it was like a surrealist painting.

On the white sandy beach, at the edge of a lush coconut grove, a tiny, disheveled human sits on the ground, waving helplessly at the sea.

In the azure waters opposite him, five enormous orcas stood in a row.

They look like a group of elementary school students waiting for their teacher to give them candy; their black and white colors shimmer with an adorable sheen in the sunlight.

Occasionally, a tail would gently slap the water's surface, creating ripples.

The visuals are extremely soothing.

It is also extremely bizarre.

The live stream chat was completely overwhelmed by this striking contrast of cuteness.

[My God, this screenshot is wallpaper material!]

[Aren't they so cute! They even spray water to wake you up in the morning? I want an alarm clock like that too!]

[This is hilarious! The way the streamer was sprawled out in a "spread-eagle" position, getting soaked from the spray, was like a scene from the famous painting "The Unemployed Man Who Doesn't Want to Go to Work and His Perverted Boss."]

[Orca: Wake up! Let's have some fun! I haven't had enough yet!]

This isn't desert island survival; it's more like "The Story of How I Was Forced to Work by a Group of Ocean Street Scoundrels."

[Who just said the streamer was going to die? Look at the way these orcas are looking at the streamer; they're clearly looking at their own silly but adorable husky.]

[Indeed. Look at the lead one, it keeps raising its flipper, doesn't it look like it wants the anchor to shake its hand?]

[The person upstairs is too naive. As a biology major, let me tell you, that posture... usually means the orca has parasites and is itchy, so it's begging for a rub. The streamer's current identity is confirmed: the personal body scrubber.]

[Hahaha! The personal bathhouse attendant! His status is second only to the emperor!]

As the popularity of the live stream continues to rise, the number of online viewers has exceeded five thousand.

Jiang Che, the newly appointed "ocean scrubber," was dragging his heavy steps, looking back every few steps as he walked towards the sea.

Unbeknownst to him, this scene of "man versus whale" had already been edited into a short video by quick-fingered netizens, accompanied by cheerful background music, and was spreading like wildfire across various social media platforms.

#Desert Island Guy Wakes Up by Orca Spraying Water#

#The most miserable yet happiest pet owner on the entire internet#

Jiang Che has become famous.

Although he was forced to do it.

Jiang Che stopped at the edge of the shallow water.

Although he was forcibly woken up by this group of "street thugs" and asked to start business, Jiang Che did not actually go into business immediately.

It wasn't that he didn't want to, but that his body had truly reached its limit.

Although those few "high-pressure water jets" had brought him back to his senses, they had also taken away the last bit of heat from his body. Now, with the sea breeze blowing, he was shivering from the cold, his lips were turning purple, and his throat was so dry it felt like he was swallowing razor blades.

"Ahem... just... wait a minute..."

Jiang Che waved to the several pairs of eager eyes in the sea, signaling to stop.

He turned and staggered toward the edge of the coconut grove behind him. Just as he was forced to crawl, he noticed a pool of clear rainwater accumulating in the center of the leaves of several broad-leaved plants.

Jiang Che carefully picked up the large leaf, as if he were holding a rare treasure.

He lowered his head and greedily sucked.

It is cool and sweet, with a slightly astringent taste unique to plants.

When the first sip of fresh water flowed down his esophagus into his stomach, Jiang Che felt that the long-dried-up flame of his life had finally been rekindled.

He drank all the water from the three leaves in one gulp until he felt a slight fullness in his stomach, then let out a long sigh of relief and slumped down against the tree trunk.