Oh no! I've been kept as a pet by a stray killer whale!

Normally, ships should slow down and drop anchor or look for a deep-water port before docking, but these street hustlers clearly do not understand the rules of human navigation.

Big Fatty, along with its family, maintained its sprinting posture, like black torpedoes, charging straight toward the shallows!

"Attention everyone! Estimated distance: 500 meters!"

The fat man's gruff voice boomed in Jiang Che's mind, sounding less like he was seeing off guests and more like he was commanding a beach landing operation:

"The water gets shallower ahead! Be careful to avoid the coral reefs! Let's get this little guy to the beach!"

"receive!"

"Go go go! Let's see who gets there first!" The mischievous kid excitedly cut in line from the side, almost pushing the big fat guy off course.

As Jiang Che watched the white sand beach getting closer and closer, and the reef in front of the beach that might even protrude from the water, cold sweat instantly broke out on his forehead.

"Hey! Bro! Stop right there!"

Jiang Che, clinging to the back of the large, fat man, shouted hoarsely against the howling sea wind:

"There's no water ahead! We'll run aground! Stop right now!"

Although orcas have the habit of beaching themselves to hunt seals, they only do so for food and are taking the risk.

Now it's all to give him this "pet". If the whole family gets stranded on the beach and can't get out, wouldn't Jiang Che become a sinner for all time?

However, Big Fatty clearly had an inexplicable confidence in his driving skills.

It tilted its head slightly, and its large eye above the water glanced at Jiang Che, its gaze conveying, "You can rest assured."

"Stranded? How could that be!"

Big Fatty grunted, and its tail fin swung even faster:

"I've been in these waters for decades, I know every rock with hair on it! This sloping beach is our killer whale's 'natural unloading area'!"

"Hold on tight! We're going to drift! We're giving you 'VIP express' service!"

Jiang Che: "???"

drift?

discharge?

Before he could even realize what the combination of those two words meant, the color of the surrounding seawater instantly turned lighter.

They've already rushed into the shallow water!

The white sand on the seabed is clearly visible, and the water depth is estimated to be less than three meters.

For a giant fat man who is nearly eight meters long, this depth is the limit where his belly can touch the ground.

Just a second before it was about to crash into the beach.

The giant fat man demonstrated terrifying control as a top predator.

"Get out of here—!!"

Accompanied by a roar that seemed to come from the depths of his dantian.

The fat man's massive body suddenly veered sharply to the left!

The immense inertia created a two-meter-high wall of water in the water. Using the centrifugal force of this rotation, Da Pang's broad and powerful tail fin suddenly rose up, and like playing tennis, he used the relatively soft part of the tip of his tail to precisely "catch" Jiang Che on his back.

Then, with a flick of the wrist!

This is a perfect physical parabolic operation.

It's like throwing a shot put, or using a spoon to flick peas out of the spoon.

"Takeoff!"

Jiang Che felt an irresistible force coming from below his buttocks.

He was instantly lifted into the air!

"Aaaaaaahh ...

A scream shattered the tranquility of the island.

Jiang Che was like a kite with a broken string, drawing a beautiful parabola in the air, flying over the last few meters of deep water, and flying straight towards the dry beach.

At this very moment, the "Sky Eye" drone, hovering in mid-air, has intelligently activated the "Wonderful Moment Capture Mode".

The camera automatically slows down.

The thousands of viewers in the live stream were fortunate enough to witness this epic moment—

Blue sky, white clouds, and blue sea.

A massive male killer whale stirred up huge waves near the shore, and above the waves, a human, baring his teeth and brandishing his claws, flew through the air with a ferocious expression.

He even maintained a "toad kung fu" posture in mid-air.

The scene was both tragic and comical.

puff--!

A muffled thud.

Without any suspense, Jiang Che landed heavily on the soft sand in an extremely undignified "prostrate" position.

Fortunately, the fat man controlled his strength very precisely.

It didn't throw Jiang Che onto the pile of hard rocks, but rather onto the area with the finest and softest sand, and because it was flying close to the ground, the drop wasn't too high.

Even so, inertia still caused Jiang Che to roll three times on the beach like a ball, finally landing face down and eating a mouthful of salty, fishy sand.

"Cough cough! Cough cough cough!"

Jiang Che lay on the ground, feeling as if his entire skeleton had been shattered.

He struggled to turn over, lying on his back, looking at the blinding sun overhead, panting heavily.

pain.

My butt hurts, my back hurts, and my face hurts too.

But what follows is a sense of reassurance that makes you want to cry.

It stopped moving.

The ground beneath them remained still.

No longer are the undulating waves, no longer are the floating barrels that could sink at any moment, but solid, deep land.

He survived.

He actually survived.

Before he could even vent his emotions about surviving the ordeal, cheers erupted from the sea from the group of "culprits".

"Ten out of ten! I give it ten out of ten!"

The mischievous child was excitedly splashing water in the shallow area, sending water flying high into the air.

"Big brother, that 'Dragon Tail Swing' move was so cool! That two-legged beast flew so high! Look at how smoothly it rolled around on the ground!"

"It's so-so, just something you get used to."

The fat man stopped just a few meters from the shore, his massive body swaying gently with the waves, his tone full of smugness:

"How was it, honey? I told you I was a professional, right? This is called a 'soft landing'! Absolutely no damage!"

The old grandmother also swam over, squinted at Jiang Che who was still panting on the ground, and nodded:

"Yeah, it's still moving, so it's definitely not broken. Fatty's skills have improved. Last time when he threw that seal, he used too much force and it ended up hanging in a tree."

Jiang Che, lying on the beach: "..."

He listened to the Versailles dialogue in his mind and silently spat out a mouthful of sand.

A soft landing?

What the hell is this soft landing?!

You call this "handling with care"? This is clearly rough handling by the courier!

If this sand weren't so soft, I'd be a human pancake by now!

Jiang Che struggled to sit up on the beach.

He looked at the several large heads that were lined up in the shallow water not far away, peeking out and staring at him.

Sunlight shone on their distinct black and white skin, reflecting a dazzling light.

They looked so happy, so innocent, like a group of children who had just accomplished something amazing and were waiting for praise.

In that instant, the resentment in Jiang Che's heart vanished.

He raised his hand, still covered in sand, and gave the group of big guys a big thumbs up.

"Thanks, guys."

Although we know they don't understand human language, we understand each other's hearts.

"Hey! Did you see that!" the fat guy exclaimed excitedly, "He raised that forked claw! That's a compliment! He's definitely praising my skills!"

"Big Brother is awesome!" the whales cheered.