Oh no! I've been kept as a pet by a stray killer whale!

Chapter 30 Help! Is this otter a Virgo?

Jiang Che felt a little uneasy under its gaze.

Before he could even say hello, the system translator in his mind faithfully started working again.

A shrill, rapidly speaking, and neurotic voice instantly filled Jiang Che's mind: "Who! Are! You!"

"Where did this filth come from! Where did this chaos maker come from!"

"Do you know I've been searching all morning? Do you know how many pounds of mud I've turned over to find this white stone?"

"You actually knocked it over! And let it roll into the black rocks! That's the black rock area! It's black! How can white and black be mixed together? This doesn't conform to color aesthetics! This doesn't conform to the laws of the universe!"

Jiang Che: "————"

He opened his mouth wide, and almost dropped the wooden stick.

this----

Is this an otter with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder?

However, the otter's scrutiny did not end there.

Its discerning gaze began to scan Jiang Che.

From messy hair to a mud-covered rain jacket, and a plastic water bottle covered in scratches.

With each place it looked at, its brow furrowed more, and it made a disgusted "tsk tsk" sound.

At last.

Its gaze fixed on Jiang Che's feet.

That is, on those hiking boots.

Yesterday, in order to start a fire by rubbing sticks together, Jiang Che untied the shoelace on his left shoe. Although the fire was later extinguished, in order to hurry on his way, he simply stuffed the shoelace back into the eyelet and tied it in an extremely sloppy knot.

The shoelace on the right shoe is a standard bow.

The left side is a complete mess.

The right side is neat and tidy.

Asymmetry.

Extreme asymmetry.

For this otter with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, this scene was tantamount to splashing concentrated sulfuric acid on its retina.

"Aaaaaah!!"

The otter suddenly let out an even more piercing scream, clutching its head in agony with its two little paws: "I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!"

"What the hell is that thing! Why is there a ball on the left and a butterfly on the right?"

"This is a crime! This is a desecration of symmetry!"

"I'm going crazy! I'm going blind!"

next second.

Under the horrified gazes of Jiang Che and the viewers in the live stream, the otter charged forward like a madman.

"Holy crap! Don't bite me!"

Jiang Che thought it was going to attack and instinctively tried to kick it away.

But this otter was as agile as a mudfish; it slid in and grabbed Jiang Che's left foot.

It did not bite.

Instead, it stretched out its two incredibly flexible little claws and frantically began to untangle Jiang Che's messy knot.

Its movements were so fast they were almost blurry, and it kept muttering, "Untie it! It has to be untied!"

"This damn knot! These twisted lines! Straighten it!"

"The left side must be exactly the same as the right side! The length must be the same! The angle must be the same! The ears of the bow must be the same size!"

Jiang Che stood stiffly on one leg, not daring to move.

He looked down at the little thing at his feet, who was intently tying his shoelaces.

Not only did it untie the knot, but it also straightened and straightened the shoelaces, then carefully threaded them through each eyelet, and finally tied a bow that was exactly the same as, or even more perfect than, the one on the right foot.

After tying the knot, it patted the shoe surface with its paw to smooth out the wrinkles.

After doing all this.

The otter took a step back, admired its masterpiece, nodded in satisfaction, and felt a sense of relief and comfort after being healed: "Phew—that feels good."

"This looks much better."

"Although this bipedal creature looks rather rough, at least its legs are symmetrical."

Jiang Che:

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Live stream viewers: 【————】

After a brief silence, the comments section erupted in laughter.

[Hahahaha! Help! Is this otter a Virgo?]

[The streamer has met his match! The orca is a street urchin, but this otter is the head of the household!]

Its frantic reaction just now was exactly like when I saw a hair on the ground that I hadn't picked up.

[Congratulations to the streamer! You've acquired a perfectionist butler!]

Looking at the two perfectly symmetrical bows on his feet, with even the lengths of the shoelace ends being exactly the same, Jiang Che fell into deep thought.

He looked up at the otter in front of him, hands on its hips, with an expression that said, "You're welcome, it's what I should do."

A bold idea sprouted wildly in Jiang Che's mind like weeds.

if----

Should we take this little guy back?

On this deserted island, even an extra broom is a valuable source of labor, let alone a highly intelligent creature with a "top-notch housekeeping system."

"Cough cough."

Jiang Che cleared his throat, his surprised expression vanished, and he put on a creepy smile that looked like he was trying to lure a child.

He slowly crouched down, trying to make himself look harmless, and then pulled a bag of dried leaves from the pocket of his jacket.

Opening the leaf, inside was a piece of grilled tuna jerky that I had specially left behind last night, intending to use as dry food for the journey.

Although it was cold, the salty and oily aroma was still strong after last night's smoky and smoky flavor.

"Inhale—inhale—"

The otter's black, wet little nose twitched instantly.

Its small eyes, which had been scrutinizing Jiang Che's "messy hairstyle," were immediately drawn to the piece of jerky. A gleam of a foodie's light shone in its beady pupils.

"What is that?!"

The otter's heart held a hint of longing, but it was quickly suppressed by its principles: "No! I can't be tempted! This two-legged creature is too dirty! His pockets are definitely full of dust!"

Jiang Che heard its struggle and smiled slightly.

Instead of handing over the jerky directly, he picked a clean, bright green broad leaf from the side and placed the jerky neatly in the center of the leaf. He even adjusted the angle so that the texture of the jerky was parallel to the veins of the leaf.

After doing all this, he held the leaves in both hands, as if presenting an offering, and handed them to the otter.

"Please use it."

Jiang Che, displaying impeccable gentlemanly manners, said, "This is to thank you for helping me tidy my shoelaces earlier. It's all-natural, pollution-free, and perfectly centered."

The otter was stunned.

Its psychological defenses crumbled instantly when it saw the piece of jerky arranged so "comfortably".

"oh----"

A satisfied sigh escaped its lips: "What perfect center alignment, what a harmonious color scheme."

"Since you are so sincere, I will reluctantly take a bite."

The otter stretched out its two little paws, carefully took the leaf, and then, like a gourmet, smelled it first before taking small bites.

While it was eating, Jiang Che spoke up: "Little guy, I see that you have extraordinary bone structure, wise eyes, and an unusual pursuit of order."

"I happen to be lacking one—um—an excellent manager like you."

"Not only is food and lodging included, but we also get to eat this dried fish every day. How about it? Want to join me?"