Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Wow, wow!——" The baby's cry continued, loud and clear. As expected of a human baby, it was not fully developed at birth, except for its strong heart and lung functions! It was so loud that it sounded like an air raid alarm. Levi looked at everything in front of him.

"Let's go in and take a look."

Per was an extremely ordinary country girl. Before she was seven years old, she was quite vulgar and thin. She was so ordinary that her family could not afford to support her. Two of her three older brothers survived, and one of her two younger brothers survived. In between, there were two sisters. Her elder sister died in a plowing accident. She was sent to a convent.

She didn't go to the monastery voluntarily. It was natural for her to think more when she reached puberty. If she could only spend the rest of her life in seclusion, it would be fine if she didn't see anything. If I had never seen the light, then I could endure the darkness.

But what is a monastery? ——When people have money, they want to do some good deeds. Even if everyone knows it is fake, it is still a good thing. So the rich people look for religious sustenance and move to the monastery to live for a day or two, a week or two, or even a few months. When there is a plague, the rich will also go to the monastery or the countryside to avoid disaster, which made her come into contact with too many rich people.

Look at others, they wear silk, eat oil, and live in buildings. Look at yourself now - send!

So, driven by the general environment, the 13-year-old girl got married to a knight who was willing to give her a piece of cinnamon.

Then the knight got the upper hand.

Then she was pregnant and had no choice but to bear it all by herself in the end.

Fortunately, the monastery has not been collecting food and drink in recent years. The monarch's ex-wife lives here in seclusion. Although she is a pagan, she is quite rich. After all, she is the former queen mother, so she often helps some nuns in need. Many nuns don't have to throw their babies directly into the river - fishing is prohibited in the rivers near the monastery. Who knows what the fishermen will catch that will embarrass the monastery?

"Push harder! Inhale, exhale... Don't worry, you'll be fine. Sweet girl, your God will protect you. It was much harder for me to give birth to my first child, and I was a year younger than you! This is nothing - grit your teeth! Push harder! - I can see the end! Again! Inhale, exhale! Inhale, exhale! - Over there, bring some warm water! I need warm water!!"

Believe it or not, these days kids are...

Raw while standing.

If you can't stand, they can tie you up - so this posture... is a bit like the execution in anime.

"Wow, wow!——" Finally, Per's baby was born.

"Huh... Fortunately, it's a boy." The midwife was a beautiful girl. She looked about 18 or 19 years old. She had blond hair that was a little reddish, and she was wearing ordinary monastic clothes...

A monastery in the Rihanna world.

So she looked so naughty - at this moment, she was full of maternal aura, holding a knife - cutting the umbilical cord with her hands. Then she started to do some simple treatment, while the child was handled by others. She smiled and said to the 14-year-old mother who had just given birth, "It's a boy, he doesn't need to suffer our pain. Oh, congratulations, you will be a mother in the future."

"Thank you...thank you." Per was originally a village woman who had just given birth to a child. She probably had a broken pelvis. She was a little weak, but very grateful: "Thank you, Your Majesty...ah, I'm sorry..."

"I haven't been the queen for a long time. Just call me Holo." The person who spoke was Holotrud Himichudi: "It's better that I'm not the queen anymore. From now on, I will be everyone's woman. Ah, you don't know - that Xia Lulu, she is completely useless down there. Not to mention poking to the bottom, she can't even last a normal length of time. She can't get excited without being insulted, and it's so hard to give birth to a child!... Let's not talk about her."

"Master Holo." An old maid came over and said, "Let me handle this... There are two masters outside who are looking for you."

"? Looking for me? - Rest today, no, rest this month." He was stunned for a moment, then said shyly: "Oh, today... I'm too tired. The grass is too wet, the grass is too dry, the grass is neither dry nor wet... In short, it's not okay. I personally don't mind sleeping with anyone, I accept everyone! As long as it's not Xia Lulu, I will sleep with both men and women - it's just that it's not convenient today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow - don't ask, if you ask, just wait and let them come next month - go out and help me promote it, I accept everyone!"

"...No, no, no, sir." When the hell have you ever gone to the bathroom? But I can't say that. The old lady just said, "It's Master Astolfo, and another Master Levi."

"...Astolfo? Doesn't that guy love his wife very much?" Herotrude was stunned, then asked: "Levi? What Levi?"

"Yes, he is a devil who believes in Catholicism."

“?!?!?” Has the world changed?

"The demon who recently defeated His Majesty Karl's three armies..."

"Are you trying to give face to that bastard Xia Lulu? Come, let me meet him!"

Chapter 76 Tags: Fall, Give for Nothing, Stupid...

Levi had no intention of saving the fallen girl, and it looked like she

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Life is not that bad. Even if you are a prostitute in a monastery, at least you are a prostitute with a long-term meal ticket. When you are old, you can still go out and work as a religious mediator - and don't take it too seriously. What's the point of writing poems in youth and studying scriptures in old age. If you open your mouth to advise you to cherish your youth, shut your mouth and don't wait until there are no flowers to break branches - in fact, if you were born in ancient times, generally speaking, you would not live to old age. You will die for some reason in your prime, so you don't need to worry about what happens after [aging and fading] - you have to live to old age first.

In the monastery, few people can really live to be seventy or eighty years old. The average age is pitifully low these days. It’s useless to rescue them. Li Wei can’t arrange jobs for them. Chicken houses can be banned, but the problem is... they are the livelihood of millions of boatmen.

Livi looked out through the cross-shaped crack in the monastery's thick stone wall. The sun could not shine into the monastery, which was cold all year round, but full of spring. It was the end of the year and Christmas was approaching. Everyone wanted to celebrate Brother Tian's birthday, but now some people still burned incense to the Roman gods of lust and love.

Everyone in this world likes to cram at the last minute.

"I never thought that this ancient temple would have such evil things!" Li Wei glared at the nuns who were trembling, lowering their heads, and wearing vaguely hentai-style nun uniforms! "The country has laws that allow you to practice Buddhism here devoutly. You should have been a saint and lived out your remaining life! But you helped the evil spirits and defiled the holy place! Your sins are so serious that they cannot be tolerated by heaven and earth!!!"

"Master Li... Lord Li Wei, I..." A nanny who looked to be in her forties was dressed rather gorgeously. She should have been a beauty back then. Unfortunately, she had no face, and she was really old and ugly. So even though she was one of the stewards here, Li Wei didn't like this type of person.

"Shut up, you shameless old thief! Haven't you heard that the orthodox Christians would eat your flesh alive upon hearing such dregs? How dare you keep on talking here? - Come! Take all these obscene and blasphemous people away! After the trial by the Vatican, send them all to the stake. I want to burn to death these witches who have signed a contract with the devil!"

Hey, hey, hey, are you getting too immersed in the role?

Ah Fu, who was watching from the side, was stunned - you old man are the devil, right? Everyone really didn't know how to spit out this complaint.

"Stop it!" A delicate voice, a beautiful figure. A single woman, a disgraced slut.

But at this time, she looked very heroic, holding a bloody knife in her hand. She looked like she was going to kill someone if she disagreed with her - this beautiful young woman with flaming red hair instantly made Levi's heart beat fast.

--nonsense!

"Shh!"

Four or five female knights flashed in front of Levi, and there were four or five more people behind him who were on guard. It was obvious that they were experienced in battle.

"Hey, you're still good at hiding behind a woman? - Why, you came to me on the orders of Xia Lulu, and he finally made up his mind to kill me?"

"Go down, thank you." Levi patted the shoulders of the two female knights who were closest to him. The two female knights immediately softened after being patted on the shoulders, but at least they stood on their feet. They put away their swords, bowed, and retreated while holding their stomachs in one go. They were heroes in training.

"I am Levi, Duke of Brittany - meeting Lady Hrotrude Himichudi."

"Miss Herotrude Himichudi! - I am no longer Xia Lulu's wife, of course I am a lady! How can you talk like that?" The other party looked at Levi and thought that this devil... "Devil, you talk so funny - why, do you want to administer justice in the monastery?"

"To uphold justice? No, no one can uphold justice before God. We just live for the Lord and fight for the Lord." Ah, you're trying to be politically correct with me? Then you've found the wrong person. I'll kill you: "In the darkest time, in the most terrifying time, in the most helpless time - we are not alone, because the Lord is by our side! In the name of the Father, justice is loyalty! A husband who loves his wife is loyal to his wife; a minister who loves his monarch is loyal to his monarch; a lamb who loves God is loyal to God - we act naturally in a way that is loyal to God."

The devil has horns on his head, fleshy wings behind him, he wears armor with a cross printed on it, he has a cross on his chest, and he keeps chanting "God the Father" - this is fucking magical.

Levi is acting very genuinely now.

"Open your eyes and look up to God! Be grateful, hold your fists high in gratitude, follow your faith, and let faith lead your way. Don't be afraid - be afraid of the dark road! When you walk alone, remember that the key is not that you bear it alone. Seek God's protection, and you will see it at the darkest edge every day. "Update.'New: One! Novel? Group!.5;4":3;6':;5,9,",3,8!:.9?! God, answer your call. If fate must imprison you and let you fall down. Clear your thoughts and open your eyes, your steps will be inherited and moved forward! ——Kyrie Eleison! (Brother Heaven, save me!) Great, great, all those who believe in my Lord will be saved. "

Taken from the lyrics of "Medieval II: Total War", the last line is taken from "Faust".

Levi spoke very righteously, and with a wave of his hand he showed how righteous he was.

Of course, he was just talking, but in fact, he looked righteous and moral, but he was full of thieves and prostitutes. He was also waiting to be with the ex-wife of his handsome boss, or even his wife...

"...You speak better than you sing." The boss's ex-wife stared at Levi for a few seconds.

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Then he sneered in silence: "There is no problem with this monastery - everything is done under my instructions. What, do you want to arrest me?"

"Of course not. You are unmarried now, and it is your freedom to do what you want - I have no right to interfere with this. But these people cannot do that. Even if they were instructed, it is their problem. Take them all away! Lingchi and burning at the stake, leave no one alive!"

"You! - Okay, I get it. You are Xia Lulu, the one who came to trouble me, right?"

"Not really—" Levi felt that this kind of thing was like mud stuck to your pants, it was shit if not shit. So he had to meet his boss's KPI and save his own face. So he had to act more gloriously: "The monarch did ask me to solve some problems. I came and saw the problems—I'm solving them. It must be these unruly nuns who led you astray, so I just..."

"Heh, heh... Christian, do you think I'm easy to bully? Oh, by the way, I'm just a believer of Odin. Well, it's interesting, you guy." Herotrude Himichudi sneered and walked in front of Levi in ​​a relaxed tone: "Oh, you are afraid of swords, right? Simple - I'll just throw it away."

"Oh..." If you throw away the knife, I will feel relieved. It should have no lethality.

Then Levi looked at Hrotrude Himichudi, the pagan ex-wife of our beautiful young boss.

Throw away the knife.

Then he took off his shirt.

Then he rushed directly into Levi's arms.

It turns out that women do have other weapons besides swords.

"Well, now - a loyal and good subject of justice." The red-haired girl directly asked Levi a difficult question: "Do you want to capture yourself as well?"

"?!?!"

"Ah, it seems I'm wearing too much - I... eh?"

"You, you let go!"

“Woohoo! — You’re lying! Actually…are men like this?!”

"You, if you don't let go I'll call for help!"

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"what? What?"

The transvestite knight went to the handsome boy boss to tell on him.

It vividly describes "your ex-wife, who just saw that guy Levi. She couldn't walk instantly, and her body was shaking. She seemed to be in a trance, and there was a red light on her face. She said something like "impossible, no way, I can't" - but her body was very honest. She took off her clothes and stuck to Levi with a snap. Ah, what is this called... let me think... depravity, free gift, nymphomaniac, brainwashing, hypnosis, Ah Hei..."

“?!?!” What’s going on? !

Outside the room, eavesdropping secretly.

She is the current wife of the beautiful young boss - it seems a little unbelievable and incredible?

Chapter 77 Apology

After hearing all this about his ex-wife, Charlemagne couldn't help but feel angry. His face flushed with anger, and he said in an angry tone: "... Come on, tell me again."

"No problem." Ah Fu said it again, even more vividly than the last time. How Charlemagne's wife took off her clothes like a great warrior, how she took off her pants, how she looked like Amami Tsubasa, how she looked like Uehara Mizue. Her figure was like Tachibana Risa, her eyebrows were like Hatano Yui. The painting style was like Asanagi, and the plot was like Mizuryu Kei. Ha! ——

"do it again!"

That day, Ah Fu reported it seven times.

"Hahaha - this has nothing to do with me." The Middle Ages was a transition from barbarism to civilization. The previous paragraph used some literary descriptions. Anyway, this beautiful young man was very happy. He threw the blame away: "Alas, but Levi was unlucky."

"Yeah, anyway, Levi has failed this time. What he said at the beginning was so beautiful. You didn't see it. He said a lot... I didn't remember it. Let me try... Oh, by the way, it seems I can sing it. I'll sing it for you." Then Ah Fu sang a famous medieval song "Lift Thine Eyes" - it was in antique English, written in the 21st century, and it was the dozens of words used to make up the word count in the previous chapter.

"Oh? ... Amen." With a sigh, the handsome boy made the sign of the cross and chanted the Christian version of Amitabha. Then he put his hands together and sang: "Levi is really pious."

Hehe, Taoism may seem like paganism to you, but I have something to say to you: True words are not beautiful, beautiful words are not true. Good people do not argue, but those who argue are not good. The more they jump, the more fake and shoddy they are. Li Wei is a typical representative of this type.

"Amen... But he spoke better than singing - you didn't see it, your ex-wife took off her clothes. He didn't move, and then your wife lay on him - he stood up at that time. Oh, it's down there. But it's the first time I've seen it - 15 inches... Isn't this stallion-level?"

"...15 inches?" Charlemagne exclaimed.

"15 inches?!" someone exclaimed outside Charlemagne's door.

Then you just look embarrassed.

Two men were chatting and bragging. Let me tell you, I saw a really cool one when I was taking a shower yesterday. It was about 20 centimeters long. —— 20 centimeters? Wow, no boki? —— No! —— Is this a disease?

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Then your wife pushes the door and comes in, and the two men just brag. If a woman comes in, that's another story.

"......?! Uh, Pachetta, you're here?" The husband saw his wife coming and didn't take the conversation about other men seriously at all.

Look at him, he is worthy of being called the father of Europe, the Great Emperor! - He is so generous. A real man is born between heaven and earth...If you want to live a good life, you have to have some green on your head.

"Yes, dear." Even to her husband, she had to salute. The Italian barbarian showed respect to the German barbarian, and then immediately asked, but not to Astolfo, the person involved, but directly to her husband: "What did you say just now? 15 inches? Isn't this a horse?"

"Uh..." The beautiful young man didn't know what to say.

For a normal human being, 15 cm is already pretty good, and it’s one in a hundred among Asians.

Eighteen centimeters, one in a million Asians.

My great America, the average is 11.2

We Germans rank first among the white race, 14.5.

Oh, the strongest country in the world is in Congo, with an average of 18

The test result this dynasty showed an average of 12.4 per capita.

The weakest country in the world is South Korea, with an average of 9.7

——The average number of people in Lifan is Congolese.

Of course, the male protagonist of anime is someone like Levi.

Even in hentai, it is the strongest in the world - 15 inches.

40cm - Considering that Ah Fu didn't put his throat close to the measurement, but only measured it from a distance, it is possible that there is a difference of several centimeters.

You are... so boring, vulgar, vulgar, so vulgar! There is no ear for this thing... Pajeta looks very excited now.

Just a desire for knowledge.

"Is there really anyone who can...reach fifteen inches?"

"About that, it looks like fifteen inches, but I didn't measure it myself." The way Afu drove the car instantly turned into a famous homosexual scene. Here we can sing a song "Winter Flower" (not really): "Maybe it's sixteen inches..."

"Why don't you go and measure it?" The plot of anime came out of his mouth.

"Uh... I don't have that ability, right?" The transvestite was stunned for a moment, and in fact, a certain beautiful boy next to her was also stunned - she didn't expect that her beautiful young wife had such a strong taste - Ah Fu immediately said: "Besides, Levi has a normal sexual orientation and doesn't have much interest in me. Ah, at most he kissed me a few times."