Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"?Elaborate."

"Oh, it's just a courtesy, nothing more."

"...boring." Pajeta curled her lips.

This young woman is half a head shorter than Charlemagne, about 1.58 meters tall. She has short orange hair, a side ponytail combed under a yellow headband. Dark golden pupils - anyway, the skin color, eye color and hair color of the characters in the comics are randomly selected from the spectrum. She looks heroic and handsome.

Just like Gudako, she is more handsome than Gudafu. Of course, Gudafu is more beautiful than Gudako. (The male protagonist of FGO is more beautiful than the female protagonist, and the female protagonist is more handsome than the male protagonist)

"Ah, but there are really men who can... ahem. Carl?" Looking at her husband, Pajeta walked over and threatened with a smile: "From what you said, you are going to look for your ex-wife again?"

The marriage between the two parties was a political one, but Pajeta had been here for more than a year.

She could see clearly that her husband was easy to bully. If her mother-in-law hadn't been watching, and her husband was indeed very good at administration, military affairs, and connections, she might have rebelled long ago.

"I, I didn't, I didn't, you, don't talk nonsense." Gudafu... uh, Charlemagne lowered his head and said helplessly: "I actually... I actually... didn't let her... uh."

"Hmph." Of course, he didn't look very happy with his ex-wife: "I'll go see that Levi - doesn't your ex-wife have a crush on him? Just marry him."

"Ah? No..." Charlemagne was stunned for a moment. The handsome boy opened his mouth and said bitterly, "Isn't this bad? I have no objection to her getting married, but... Levi has an engagement with the queen. In fact, they are already married. She is just a temporary duke and doesn't want to be a gigolo. He actually..."

"I'll go find him myself." Look at his mentality: "I'll go and beg him. He's just a demon, so what? He has so many women around him, and a lot of concubines, including your ex-wife. Aren't all the facts clear? - Ah, in public, it seems that your ex-wife's choice is very clear?"

You see, this statement is irrational. If it were an ordinary man, he would have slammed the table and fought with the other person! But Charlemagne is not an ordinary man after all!

"...Oh." Mr. Xia Lulu nodded and said aggrievedly: "Okay... maybe this is the best choice. Alas... I just feel a little sorry for Levi. I just asked him to help solve the situation, how did it turn out like this? Why? Why did it turn out like this?"

"——Afu?" Without paying any attention to Charlemagne, Pajeta Dovrada Arashis said, "Please introduce me to someone."

"Well, I'm giving you some personal advice as a friend. It's best for women not to meet Levi alone. Although I believe in Levi's character, he is a true gentleman who can remain calm even when a woman's lap is on his face. Similarly, his faith in God is strong. But, he himself is

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Admit that his race harmed him. If he were an angel, he would be much better than Raphael. "

"? What do you mean? Do you mean I'm the same as those sluts and those voluptuous bitches?" You see, here comes the plot.

"No, no, no, it's just an objective description to provide you with information. He is now trying his best to control himself from contacting other women. Of course, including you, this is actually a very good choice. There will be no problem if everyone does not contact each other..."

"Why shouldn't I believe it!? - Xia Lulu." Pajeta called her husband.

"Ah?" The beautiful boy was stunned.

"Tell Levi to come over, I'll go out hunting with him - oh, you can call your ex-wife along. The three of us will go hunting - I'll just pack up your ex-wife and give her to him, and let him take her to Brittany!"

"No, this is not good, right? After all..."

"Mother-in-law is not here again - don't you listen to me?"

"...Oh." Charlemagne, who was a bit henpecked, lowered his head and said to Alfu, "Astolfo, please help contact Levi. Oh, by the way, I'll meet him first and apologize to him."

Chapter 78: Each of us has his own opinion. I call you brother and you call me dad.

"...Karl wants to see me?" Levi was startled, and looking at Astolfo in front of him, he had the urge to run away. If Astolfo was not still in this slutty and slutty sissy look, he would have really started to pack up and leave by now -

If a normal man doesn't fight back at this time, it means he has a good temper. If he ignores it, he is a coward. Of course, he came to the door for... Get the complete CG collection of the plot of Blood Splattered in the Yuanyang Building!

"Yes, Xia Lulu is looking for you." When he came to Levi's bedroom, Ah Fu was very familiar with him. He lay down on Levi's bed and grabbed a bunch of winter grapes: "She said she wanted to talk to you about Holo."

"...Didn't I ask you to help me explain it?" Levi was so angry. Wasn't it his fault? "It was obvious that Hrotrude had made up his mind to frame me right from the start! He took off his clothes and climbed on me, and it's not my fault!!! - This is a scam! This is blackmail! This... this..."

Levi felt like he was experiencing a medieval female fist essay!

In this era, if women dare to put their chastity at stake and report someone molesting them, then it is 100% true. But this is ancient China, based on feudal rule. Because women are bound to their souls, if they dare to bring up their most important chastity and then bear very serious backlash, then it is true. All of the above conditions are indispensable, and they are not taken seriously anyway. If you take this kind of thing as the only absolute evidence, then you are no different from a feudal judge.

The Germanic female barbarian obviously didn't take the word chastity seriously, and she took off her clothes in a cool and handsome way like a martial artist! - Let's be honest, the way she took off her clothes was really cool.

Li leaned on Li's body. After all, he was a demon blessed by Lilith. He was indeed very scary under the blessing of various attributes. It was easy for an ordinary woman to get into trouble if she touched him.

Li Wei himself was also very distressed. He felt that he was just an ordinary person. He didn't think he was energetic. Isn't it normal for ordinary young people to have sex three or five times a day? (No, once or twice is fine, but if it's three or five times, you should go to see a male doctor. It will be very painful after the age of 36.78.) Ordinary people should have sex in one go. Who can stand you interrupting them all the time? But the problem is that his Lilith driver was installed on an ordinary woman, and the system often overheated and crashed.

For example, yesterday, Hrotrude did come here to commit fraud.

She hoped to use her body as a bet, to shoot many birds with one arrow, to save the nuns who were about to be burned to death (actually they wouldn't), to embarrass the pagan (Levi) who was jumping up and down in front of her, and to make Xia Lulu wear a green hat - she was still the same as in her hometown, and only the upper body would be OK.

It’s a great profit.

Then he pounced on me.

Then I met Lilith's Chosen One.

Then he just laid on top of Levi and didn't get down, gritting his teeth, rolling his eyes, and ejaculating - all in one go.

Good news, good news! There is a cure for sexual indifference! ——Lilith God's Choice specializes in treating all kinds of sexual impotence, sexual indifference, sexual loss. What to do? When people reach middle age, there are always many things they have to do. There is great pressure in life, much mental damage, career setbacks, and conflicts between husband and wife! Severely impaired sex gland function, pituitary adenoma secretes prolactin and other organ-induced diseases. Excessive drinking and smoking!

No surgery, no operation! Painless treatment, one-stop service! Your unspeakable secrets can be cured in one visit, and there is no charge for the cure! Lilith (Slaanesh?) God's Chosen welcomes you!

—Anyway, Herotrude was carried off Levi’s body, and the whole person was just twitching when he threw himself on it.

Levi was also heartbroken - the system's enhanced capabilities had been getting stronger and stronger recently.

He even had to do something "in line with the devil's three views" to prevent his buff from stacking so high. This woman was completely defeated when she was touched. How can this couple live? Yes, you can eat more in one meal if you have a good appetite, but you can't afford to change 18 cooks for one meal, right?

I've seen too many Ahegao, and I actually want to see the expressionless ones. At least please don't make every woman so exaggerated, okay? Every day is like a sex addict,

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Levi often saw that female knight who "seemed" to be nonchalant and "seemed" to come over and touch his hand or shoulder unintentionally.

Then he walked lamely to a corner and twitched.

"Xia Lulu, I don't blame you." Ah Fu patted Levi's shoulder with a smile.

Pretty boys are not (that) affected by Levi - ugly boys are not affected at all. This is similar to Hunyuan Tai Chi. Only if you practice my skills can you be beaten by me. If you don't practice my skills, you can beat me to death on the street.

"Xia Lulu said he's sorry for you."

“…Hmm?” Who is this Eternal Green Lord?

"I originally asked you to solve the problem, but I didn't expect that you would be blamed. Xia Lulu saw this matter very clearly, and it has nothing to do with you. It was all Holo's attempt to extort money from you. Don't worry. Xia Lulu not only doesn't blame you, she plans to come and see you in a couple of days."

"Hiss!" Li Wei didn't expect the other party to be so insightful and understand the people's sentiments. He couldn't help but sigh - this bastard: "Your Majesty is wise! Your Majesty, you are virtuous!"

I didn't even understand how this bastard punched me.

"Hahahaha, Xia Lulu is indeed very considerate. She is always very nice to her own people." Ah Fu said to Li Wei with a smile: "Then when are you free? Xia Lulu? I want to see you."

"There's always time." The emperor is so wise, is it appropriate for me not to be a traitor to the emperor? If not, then I will definitely let the emperor share my worries: "How dare I not do my best, be loyal, and die for the emperor?"

"..." This is a set of words: "He came to apologize to you in person. I explained the matter very clearly, seven times. I praised him as a gangster... and praised him as a monarch."

"? Uh, thank you..."

"Don't be in a hurry to thank me. I'm actually quite puzzled." Astolfo looked at Levi, then at Levi's lower body: "Let's talk about men. How long are you?"

"...?! How would I know?"

"Really? I don't believe it." Lu Astolfo Yu gave a fake smile: "How can a man not measure? - I'm just wondering, if a man has reached a certain level, a woman will turn on him at the first glance? Is this some kind of magic?"

"Magic..."

"Sometimes I really envy women." Before Levi could explain, the crossdresser sighed and lay down on Levi's bed: "Lying there, you don't have to worry about premature ejaculation like men. You don't have to worry about lack of physical strength like men. The man does everything without you having to move at all. All you have to do is wait there for pleasure."

You are... too chauvinistic.

I heard, I heard. Women are not satisfied because of the double inside, but because of the outside. Men are satisfied with the front: that thing, women are also satisfied with the front few centimeters. As for saying that... the "opening palace" of the Nine Heavens Gate will be satisfying, that is purely the fantasy of shameless writers. As for saying that the "back door" has endless thoughts, the probability of being satisfied is even lower than the probability of being able to squirt.

So when men say that women can just lie down, that's really...

Basically no problem.

In this country, men spend an average of 5-10 minutes in the dragon pool, with thunder and lightning day and night; women spend an average of 12-17 minutes lying down, listening to the sea tide blowing the earth, the wind making the sound, the tide blowing and the rain dispersing. This is talking about the general mobilization before the war and the aftermath after the war. In real hand-to-hand combat, men in this dynasty average 4 minutes, and women 11 minutes. So for the vast majority (note: the vast majority, anyway, the readers of this book are an average of 18 cm per hour) of men, you must have some skills for the other seven minutes, because more skills are better.

Before you get married, you must have a lot of skills - otherwise, if the two of you are not in sync, you will be in trouble. At the very least, the couple will be at odds, and at worst, the woman will use this issue to control you.

The woman should just lie down, and don't do anything. We men can do anything, and we do it to make up for the 7 minutes - if you move your hands, feet, or mouth, we men will really lose our way, just lie down. As for some men who insist that they are clearly having sex with the woman - that's fine, anyway, it's not impossible, and there is a high probability that women will pretend to have an orgasm.

"How about this." Levi thought that if he could avoid talking about this topic, he would give up a few tasks and do a few bad things after a while to make himself less powerful. It was uncomfortable for me to be a human-shaped aphrodisiac. "Let's each take a step back. Karl doesn't have to apologize to me. This matter was a big mistake in the first place. Christmas is coming. Why don't we each donate 500 gold coins to the monastery and give them to the widows and orphans in the city who can't support themselves? It can also be regarded as a good story."

"Oh, that's a good idea." Although he didn't know what was going on, the gentlemen didn't consider gold coins as money, so Ah Fu clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I'll also contribute 500 gold coins to make up the difference."

(Ahfu's wife's hands trembled slightly as she lit a cigarette and said to Ahfu in a pleading tone: Ahfu, you know, this is very expensive.)

"That's great." Levi didn't object. After all, other people's children would never die. "Well, I have a date today. If you want to eat, we can eat together. If you don't want to eat, I won't keep you."

"...? Date? What date?"

"Uh... it's hard to say. It's also about Karl. Alas, there's nothing I can do. I have to share my boss's worries."

"Oh……

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Levi, you are so nice to Xia Lulu."

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"Oh? Levi, you are so mean to Xia Lulu?~"

You see, this is addictive.

Li Wei and the mother of the beautiful boy in front of him are no longer clear - there is no way, when you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Under the tyranny, Li Wei, a boy who is not even 18 years old (now his physical age), must succumb to the queen in front of him who is already a mother of three children. On the one hand, he is a brother to Xia Lulu, and on the other hand, he is a father and son to Xia Lulu. Alas... This is all forced by livelihood, there is no other way.

"Uh... Madam, please respect yourself." What else could Levi say? The Earth OL version of Charlemagne was so promiscuous that he had two illegitimate children with Charlemagne's brother. In this anime world, it must be... "We are really doing this to Karl..."

"Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end."

Wow...is it really appropriate for you to talk like that?

“Well, the Queen Mother asked me to come here today, didn’t she want to talk about the two Karl brothers?”

"Well... okay, let's talk about serious things first." Then talk about indecent things? Widows and wives now don't even bother to use contraception, absolutely invincible. People have lived a happy life in this life, and it doesn't matter who they give birth to? Aunt Xue has a famous saying [I am willing to give birth to his children, you deserve to be cuckolded].

Queen Mother Beltrada gently held Levi's hand, her eyes were full of spring, her voice was at least eighteen plus sweet, and she said coquettishly: "Queen Mother, you call me too distant - just call me Belle."

"......? How can this be possible? You are the mother of my monarch——" Uh, big sister, are you so naive? However, Levi saw that the other party's face seemed to be about to take a sharp turn for the worse: "Call me like this when there is no one around——Queen Mother Belle."

“The Queen Mother is superfluous… But calling her like this does give it a different kind of excitement…” She seemed about to leave again, but pulled herself back.

Queen Mother Belle rarely looked serious for a moment, and said, "I did ask you to come here today to support Carl. For him, I can give everything ~ of course, including myself ~ I..."

"No problem, Carl is the destiny and the people's choice. After a few days of getting to know him, I feel that he is a rare wise ruler." This hat is put on... Levi, who took the initiative, couldn't believe it. It might be difficult to find a boss like this who would take the blame again. Levi immediately said: "Queen Mother Belle, don't worry about it... I just don't know what..."

"You don't need to tell me that. I have to talk to you about something else. For example... Did you know that Pepin and I have eight children?"

"...Ah, I've heard a little bit about it." After traveling through time, Levi made up for some knowledge, or gossip.

"Well... I think Pippin is a capable person, except that he is a little short, a little short, and a little fast." This is Charlemagne's father Pippin, the man who truly established the Carolingian dynasty. He is most famous for being in Chinese history textbooks, and his most famous deed in his life was [Pippin's Donation of Land].

"You were a little old when you married me - everything else is acceptable. Now, I am the Queen Mother of Frank - that's good enough, isn't it?" The bad woman gently tickled the tip of Levi's nose with her hair and said, "But, I gave birth to eight sons with him - oh, five of them are not his."

"..."

"Don't worry, Charles is his. Um... the only one. It's a pity among the eight children... Alas." The woman really showed a lonely expression at this time: "Only three have survived to adulthood and are still alive today. My daughter is in the monastery, and my eldest son Xia Lulu~ - Oh, my favorite eldest son. He inherited my best looks... and my second son Carloman... Um, this one may not be Pepin's."

“…” I really don’t want to know any more.

"He doesn't look like me, his personality is not like me, and he doesn't listen to me. He ran away early. Sigh... Actually, it's a good thing that the child ran away. He can have many children. But the fact that he didn't listen to me makes me very unhappy. Of course, these are secondary - I have evidence, because I am Xia Lulu's court spy chief!" The mother made a decision and said in a vicious tone: "Carloman, this useless little bastard, actually dared to send assassins to assassinate his brother! - I absolutely, absolutely cannot forgive this!"

"..."

"You, the seductive devil." After saying this, Queen Mother Belle changed back to that sweet voice - I really don't know which one is the real her. Maybe it's both, maybe it's neither: "Seducing women, making them degenerate, and willingly giving birth to the devil's offspring..."

"I……"

"Darling, baby...oh...so charming, beautiful - and powerful. Who doesn't like a strong and handsome man?" She stood up, walked around, and sat directly on Levi's lap.

Hold back!

Levi felt a little wet.

"You are the most powerful lord under Xia Lulu, no doubt about it. In the extreme situation that may happen next, I hope you can support Carl to the end."

“…Hmm?” What’s this?

"I heard from that little bitch Ah Fu~" You see, these words are very unpleasant to hear, but for some reason, they sound more provocative when they come from her mouth: "When you fought against Xia Lulu's army, you sent 20,000 troops. They were so well disciplined that it was amazing."

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No, my warp demons are about as rubbish as the warlords, and are only outshined by their feudal-era counterparts.

"Twenty thousand people... twenty thousand people... this is a great help." The pretty queen mother held Li Wei's face and said, "How about you come to help me and Xia Lulu? I will give you a reward you can't refuse~"

"...? I didn't refuse? I agreed directly..."

"No, the reward still needs to be paid - let's put it this way. Karl still only has a disabled son with his ex-wife, right? Hmm~ Otherwise, I'll give him a younger brother~ How about you be his godfather?"

"...Uh..." Levi didn't know how to respond when he heard this.