Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

It’s so exciting to kiss someone else’s wife in front of him!

“Just talk about the ceremony, don’t talk nonsense—I’ll give you

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You can tell everyone about the benefits of this." He also put down Ah Fu's face. At this time, there was no other way, so he could only go up and say: "Remember, from now on, we are grasshoppers on the same boat and people on the same rope!"

When the time comes to deal with Charlemagne, don't pretend you don't know.

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It’s not a bad feeling to know that your boss is a handsome boy—mainly because he has good genes, damn, good genes.

His wife shouldn't be much worse.

His brothers and sisters should not be much worse.

His daughter shouldn't be much worse.

Charlemagne’s character has been crowned with three major “mysteries” in history – not the massacre of pagans, which was not a mystery at all, and people did not think there was anything wrong with it.

First, did he kill his brother to inherit the throne? After all, his brother had a son, so why didn't he let his nephew succeed him? - He will probably be crowned a parricide until the end of the world. However, this is a Western version of "Candlelight and Axe Shadow, a Mystery for the Ages" - it's hard to say whether it was fratricide.

Second, is he the ultimate cuckold? This is not easy to say, because his mother gave birth to two children with his brother, and he not only had no reaction, but also got along well with his brother. Well... of course it is difficult to say, many celebrities in history did not care about this. Mothers can make as much noise as they want. For example, Qin Shihuang's great-grandfather, King Zhaoxiang of Qin, who was a bit cowardly, did not think much of his mother giving birth to two bastard brothers who had the right to inherit. If it were Qin Shihuang himself, it would be obvious that his personality was not one that could tolerate bastards, and he would be smashed into a pulp. Since his biological mother was not a human being, there was no need to treat her as a human being. He was just imprisoned and fed until he died.

Third - was he promiscuous? Charlemagne was a notorious daughter slave. Almost all of his daughters were not allowed to marry, and only one daughter had an illegitimate child with a poet. During his reign, his daughters stayed with him - rumors were rampant when he was still alive.

With these three serious problems, Charlemagne's personal morality will always be questioned - so what?

His achievements are there, his abilities are there, and his position in history is there. Even the historical nihilists can’t do anything about it—of course, Charlemagne probably wouldn’t have thought that 1,200 years later, a group of people would sissy him, effeminate him, and create literary and artistic works.

...Of course, it may not be as good as the plot of the Five Greens of the Central Plains - the Five Greens of the Central Plains are too strong, and it is not something that ordinary people can accept. But he is a millionaire writer, which shows that there are cuckolds in this world who like this kind of plot. Don't deny it, Jin Yong dared to write the plot of Xiaolongnu, just because he was fearless.

There might be some problems in the family of my handsome young boss.

That morning, Li Wei and Ah Fu and his wife chatted, and after chatting for a long time, the three of them became dear comrades-in-arms. They cut off the chicken head and burned yellow paper. The three brothers knocked their heads on the ground and they were just like real brothers, because the three of them had the same mother-Lilith.

That's what they say anyway.

But at noon that day, Livi was invited by Charlemagne. To be honest, Livi was quite worried...

After all, although it was Charlemagne's mother who started it the night before, this kind of thing...if you can explain it, you won't be able to clear yourself from it even if you jump into the Yellow River!

"Alas...yesterday." The beautiful young man looked at Levi and mentioned yesterday with a tired look.

Li Wei was so frightened that he suddenly realized, "Aren't there 300 swordsmen? Are your family members ganging up on me?"

"Yesterday, I was very happy. But... Alas, my wife is causing trouble for me." Is this something I can say to you? Charlemagne did not seem to regard Livius as an outsider: "I was going to host a banquet for you, but she was not present yesterday. It was really my fault. I apologize to you..."

"Uh... it's nothing, nothing." Levi was a little embarrassed. What could he say? "Then..."

"Actually, my wife didn't come yesterday, partly because my mother came. Although this marriage was decided by my mother, the relationship between my mother and my wife is not good."

I can understand that. Your mother's personality is indeed...

"On the other hand, it's because of my ex-wife's problem. Alas..."

"Hmm...?!" Is this really something you can say to me?

"Dun, dun, dun..." The bitter wine went down his throat with a pain in his heart. Levi watched the beautiful boy drink a glass of red wine in front of him: "This marriage is all my fault. I fell in love with her easily and let her unknowingly satisfy the vanity of being loved. It's all my fault. My pampering of her was a temptation..."

Oh? Charlemagne is really an ancient man. This word is quite old.

"But no matter what, the last marriage was a failure." Don't worry, the next one will be even more of a failure: "She and I have a son... my poor child. If nothing unexpected happens, he is destined to have no inheritance rights and be a sad deformed child."

Uh... "These are all your Majesty's family affairs, I can't interfere..."

Why are you telling me this? Are you bored?

"The others are too close to me, and my ex-wife might not like them very much. So… now can you do me a favor?"

"Ok?"

"Please help me persuade my ex-wife to change her mind.

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Get married, or find some other life partner. Don't waste your youth here any more. I can't let her down any more..."

"Um?!"

Aren't you... a little too strict on yourself? But this is my real thought, and it is indeed a way to deal with divorce in the real world, but...

What a coincidence?

"I'm afraid it's not appropriate for me to go?" Li Wei waved his hand and said, "Although I am sure there is no problem with me personally (really?), this is your Majesty's family affair after all. And even if there is no problem with me, outsiders will think I am a devil. This is a melon field and a plum field..."

"Under the plums in the melon field?"

"...In a melon field, don't tie your shoelaces, because whether you intend to steal the melons or not, others will think you have already done it; under a fruit tree, don't straighten your hat, because whether you intend to steal the fruit or not, others will think you have already done it."

"Ah, I see... It's okay." Charlemagne didn't care: "Next I may have to use military force against Saxony... You should know that my ex-wife is a Saxon and retains the original Germanic religious beliefs. So this matter is very serious. It just so happens that you can comfort her from the perspective of the devil. It would be best if you can get her to convert."

I...what do you mean by pushing me so hard?

Chapter 75: Ex-wife bullies ex

Charlemagne's idea was relatively normal. He asked his ex-wife to find an honest man to marry if possible.

Well then, why did this beautiful young man say that?

Because his ex-wife Herotrude was living in the monastery.

Ah, that’s the nunnery.

Considering that our dynasty is one of the few countries in the world without a state religion, we are a rare group that can be objective (or sarcastic?) in this regard. It is undeniable that there are some people in this world who really hate the secular world and like to live in seclusion, spending the rest of their lives in seclusion with a green lamp and ancient Buddha...

But many people don't like it.

This is just like all great faith groups. When the first generation founded the sect, everyone was an Aryan superman, with strict requirements from thought to body, and all members of the group were required to be max. For example... Mohism, yes, Mohism is like this. But the problem is that it is too idealistic, and it will be G after two or three generations, not to mention thousands of generations.

We can imagine that the gods and Buddhas may or may not exist in Japan. There is a magical personality charm that can make the masses maintain a pure religious or group mood in that ancient era. But then... In our country, every dynasty has had strange ideas about nunneries, and literary creators are willing to describe these things.

In the West? The completely barbaric Middle Ages? What... guess what, a monastery is?

Who do you think was the most popular deity in medieval monasteries? Was it our Heavenly Father? Or the Heavenly Brother of the Three Altars and Seas? Or the Virgin Mary of the Queen of Heaven?

Neither, it's Apuleius and Venus. The former is the one who controls prostitutes in Roman times, and everyone knows what the latter is. Why do you think that heretical gods from previous dynasties were worshipped in medieval Christian temples? Oh, you don't know Apuleius, and you don't know Venus either? It's been 2,000 years since the heyday of Rome, and there was still (Eastern) Rome in the Middle Ages! Why can't there be one?

European proverbs: "She is either a nun or a prostitute", "She is a nun above her and a prostitute below her", "The prostitute opens the door when the priest calls her". According to the public, there are only three nuns in the world who remain chaste: one ran away, one jumped into the river, and one has not been found yet. The Roman Catholic Church began to maintain its face during its heyday and reorganized the ancient monasteries that had been in operation for N centuries. In a letter describing the current situation, the confidential secretary Burckhardt wrote: "Almost all monasteries in Rome have become places of filth and dirt."

So, as the ex-wife of Germanic primitive religious beliefs, Herotrude ran away to live in a Christian monastery.

Do you know why you went?

So why did my handsome young boss deliberately ask me to solve his ex-wife's marriage problems? Isn't it because he can't afford to lose face? He hopes to use the public bus for personal use and let this public bus find a driver to turn it into a private car.

If something happens to a private car again, it will be the next owner's problem - it has nothing to do with the previous owner.

Wishful thinking, this kind of hat can be worn for a lifetime

"…So, what do you want to do?"

I just entered the court as an official, and there is nothing to do anyway. I heard that the next step is to fight against the primitive religious believers in the German Saxony region - it's none of my business.

Levi and Ah Fu were facing each other. Levi had a gloomy face, while Ah Fu had a gossipy look on his face.

"How should I know? Oh, right, isn't there a beautiful boy in front of me?" Li Wei suddenly seemed to think of something and said with a smile: "Why don't you sacrifice yourself and seduce him..."

"Stop! What are you thinking about? He's married!" You see, his chastity level instantly maxed out: "Besides, do you think Holo is easy to seduce?"

"...Holo?"

"Herotrud - ah, actually I liked her quite a lot before. I thought Xia Lulu would grow old with her... Oh. Politics, politics again, so disgusting..." At this point, Astolfo seemed to feel very lost, and even blamed Charlemagne in his tone...

Ok? !

Did Astolfo take marriage so seriously?

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I'm just a simple Central Plains Five Green Transvestite, I'm wrong about you. Of course, is this the time to steal Charlemagne's girl?

"Alas, marriage is sacred and should not be treated like this." Livi hurriedly took advantage of the situation and said, "I respect Charlemagne very much, but this is something I cannot respect him for. He is not even a man, and his wife was abandoned like this. He has so many concubines, but he cannot tolerate a woman. Alas..."

"Eh? Do you think so too? Ah, Xia Lulu is really...sigh. The Queen Mother is not a good person either. She facilitated this marriage with one hand, and then strangled it with the other hand - I hope Xia Lulu's second marriage will not be like this again!"

"Yeah." Levi nodded.

There are three more sections to come, and if nothing unexpected happens, there will be N illegitimate children and concubines.

"I can't accept this." Levi continued to seduce the transvestite in front of him into his territory, and said confidently: "I have three magic weapons to judge people."

"? What do you mean? Ah, you're not going to say you have the Holy Grail and King Solomon's Ring again?"

"Of course not. My three magic weapons can be used by everyone. To judge a person, you only need to look at three points: If a person does not love his parents, who can he love? If a person does not love his country, who can he love? If a person does not love his wife and children, who can he love?"

"Uh……"

Successfully fell into the devil's deception - anyway, what the devil said is not wrong, this is the absolute rule of judging people and dealing with things. If you can't do any of the above three points, don't make it. If you can't do any of the above three points - my friend, what about the 50 yuan of China Mobile? One report will be accurate!

"That does make sense." Ah Fu nodded, obviously convinced.

"In short, Xia Lulu is my monarch, so naturally I have to do things for him. But... Alas." Levi sighed and said with a look of regret, "I hope he won't trample on the sacred marriage again, otherwise I will be like you, just pretending to be with him but not being with him."

"Uh..." Ah Fu thought to himself, am I not incompatible in spirit?

"Anyway, I can't accept divorce." This is the political correctness of this era: "I can only say this much, but as a human being, I praise the sanctity of marriage. Marriage is approved by God, and divorce is not something that can be done casually unless there is a serious fault."

If you can't live together anymore, you have to be decisive and divorce. If everyone advises you not to divorce and you have no choice, then it just means - it's time to pack up and run away.

"Alas, no matter what, this Holo..."

"Herotrud."

"Oh, Herotrude." Levi nodded and asked, "Who is this person?"

"...I'll go with you. I'll explain it to you in detail on the way." Ah Fu looked at Li Wei a little worriedly: "I'm really worried about you going. By the way, take your female guard with you."

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There are monasteries in and around Aachen. After all, a temple needs people to worship to make money, and a temple needs real estate to be considered to have a foundation. Therefore, many temples are chain enterprises, and there are also many that have shops in front and factories in the back.

Levi rode his horse along a small road outside Aachen, along a small river towards the Fals Monastery.

"This scenery is really beautiful." He praised the rural scenery, but it would be even better if there were some garbage from the Industrial Revolution. Suddenly a big fish jumped out of the stream, and Levi asked in confusion: "How come I didn't see any fishermen along the way? Is the fishing industry here so desolate? Obviously..."

"Ah, because the Fars Monastery is upstream..." Ah Fu thought for a moment and said, "After all, fishing is one thing, but it's hard to say what you catch..."

"?What's the meaning?"

"Ah, it's meaningless. In short... it's just meaningless. It's very cruel, so I never go to the monastery, and I don't allow my family to go." With a disgusted pout, Ah Fu said: "I always ask professional old ladies to pray at home."

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What the hell?

Fars Monastery is not far ahead. It is a nunnery - and it is full of nuns. So Levi thinks...

"......? What's up with these men?" Levi looked at a few men wearing simple equipment coming out of the monastery gate... Soldiers? Knights? Or warriors?

The devil Levi still underestimated this world.

"A whore, please."

"…What? Pilgrims?"

"A prostitute - this place is not much different from a large brothel, especially after Hrotrude came - it's even more..." With a sigh, Ah Fu continued: "Poor woman, she put everything on her marriage. After being abandoned... Anyway, she didn't go crazy, but became another kind of evil spirit. I hope her soul can be saved by her God. I hope her life can be favored by her God again, Amen."

“…Amen.”

The devout religious believers stopped at the gate of the monastery. It was ironic that the monastery in front of them was a corrupt monastery.

"Wow, wow, wow..."

Suddenly, the sound of a baby crying was heard.

"?! What's going on?" Levi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly heard the faint sound of a baby crying inside the courtyard wall.

"Alas..." The beautiful transvestite continued to sigh and continued to draw ten

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Word: "There is sin again."

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