Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"? A place I've never heard of..."

"Paradox (hereinafter referred to as Paradox), this is a terrifying subspace." Levi introduced: "Here, you can simulate a battle spanning thousands or even tens of thousands of years anytime and anywhere. From simple massacres (Rome-Imperado), extermination (Europa Universalis), to adding personal fantasy Slaanesh (mod). It can even become a different world (various mods), a battle line with millions or tens of millions of people (Hearts of Iron) - summoning thousands of demons is just a basic operation in that different dimension."

"...I see, thank you for your confession. We noticed that you seem to be different from ordinary demons..."

"Yes, this is the price of my sacrifice." Levi waved his hand and said, "I will be completely different from all the demons. I will have endless power and will lose the desires of the demons."

"That makes sense. I basically understand. Uh... By the way, what do you think of our simulated [Gomorrah City]?"

“Out of touch with the times, out of context, a backward product.”

"Hmm... that makes sense. After all, this is a restoration of an ancient city from thousands of years ago. Is it no longer up to date? Well, actually, I thought it was quite appropriate when it was first made. Ah, by the way, as a customer, do you have any suggestions or feedback?"

"My suggestion is--" Levi expressed his idea that if he were to build a city, he should build a water park like Shuilong Jingle Garden.

"This... is... really... really... really obscene! Too obscene!"

I don't know if it was out of professionalism or some other reason, but while Levi was talking, the white-haired girl opposite him was recording rapidly. Her face was red, but her hands did not delay any of Levi's thoughts at all. She recorded all of the Mizuryu Jing Paradise Plus version: "How should I put it? Actually, you still retain a lot of demonic ideas, right? These, really... even the most depraved Slaanesh demon can't think of these things, right? Where do you get these wonderful ideas?"

Not bad.

No matter how bizarre a demon's sexual fetish is, it must have a prototype in the real world. Mr. Li brought out something that was more than a thousand years ahead of its time, so of course it must be... right?

"Nothing, just hard work." Levi said modestly: "I just spent the time others spend drinking coffee on drinking beer."

"...Coffee? I know beer, and some of the things monks use to break their vows, but coffee...? What is that?"

"Uh... I do have some here. Do you want to try it? Ah, you need to brew it with boiling water. I just harvested it."

"Oh, thank you, you are so kind. Wait, let me see if there is any tool to boil water...ah, here. Wait a moment..."

Boil water to make coffee. The coffee is stale soy milk in a sense, a bit like soy powder milk with caffeine added.

“——This thing…smells really good!”

"It's sugar. I put sugar in it."

"Sugar?! There's no such thing in Europe. Hmm, it smells better and better - what effect does it have? Is it a kind of wine? I can't drink while working." Gently holding a wooden cup with brewed coffee in it, the white-haired girl smiled happily.

"No, it's not. On the contrary, it can refresh you."

"Oh...? Hum, hum... hum, ...

Little gangster.

The original intellectual beauty disappeared, her waist was no longer sore, her back was no longer hunched, and her eyes became evil. The smile on the corner of her mouth turned into an aggressive smirk, and she drank the coffee in her hand in one gulp, and even seemed to have burned her tongue. Of course, none of this mattered. The girl who had just kept a social distance from Levi now hugged Levi's shoulders and said, "Good stuff, this is really good stuff! Hahahaha. Hey! Devil named Levi! - Good, very good! This stuff is really good! Listen, from today on you are my demon! Follow me! Do you hear me? Hahahaha..."

"Uh..." Levi struggled subconsciously.

Then he found out... he couldn't struggle! —— That was normal, after all, the person he faced was a monarch demon of the Hell Monarch level.

"Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

"Divorce her!"

"...How about you two have a fight? Let's see who can beat who?" Olika and Ashaji always say that they are the best in martial arts and magic. Why don't you try?

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"Let's fight! Let's fight!!"

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Testimonials

The vagueness of "Golden Scales" and "Alibuda" is the LSP's wish to fulfill his ambition. In the past, the thin man lived in the dormitory and performed "Feng Yue Continent"; Half a Frog wrote "Legend of Dragon Warrior"; Luo Sen was exiled and wrote "Alibuda Era Festival"; Liu Xiahui wrote "The Girl Next Door Grows Up"; Hou Longtao came up and discussed "Golden Scales"; in the past 20 years, most of the works on the Internet are those of frivolous and lewd people.

The ancients said: The most important affairs of a country are killing and fighting. So we should recall the past and think about the future.

So I finished describing "Black Beast", "Taima Ninja", "War Otome", "Dark Bible", "Prison Battleship", etc. As for the general framework of Paradox's "Crusader Kingdoms", from the darkness of the "Dark World" MOD. This book intends to study the relationship between the two-dimensional LSP in China, Japan and South Korea in the past 20 years, and to understand the changes of Paradox from ancient times to the present, and to form a unique opinion.

This article will be published soon. I hope you will first have the heart to uphold the sun, and then become the pillar that supports the sky. Subscribe to this article and become a 36.66 cm pillar that supports the sky.

Chapter 32 Addicted!

Help every dream that doesn't know what's good for them.

Since you want to fight, then go ahead, anyway, I won't be the one getting beaten in the end. It's impossible for you to ask me to break up with my wife, at most I'll count you as one - because you have the card face and the illustration, so you are superior.

"But everyone calm down for now. It's up to you whether to fight or not. I'll just be your guide when the time comes." Levi's words were very simple, and there was no concept of time on his side: "Why did you call me here? It seems like you're saying I'm sleepwalking here? How can I take you there when I get back?"

"Hmm... it's a problem. Haha, well, there's still plenty of time to torture you~~~ Hey, you low-level devil, why do you look unhappy? Ah, do you think I'm just a gatekeeper who receives people? Haha, I'm a devil who inherited Mammon's function. Let me tell you, kneeling in front of me and begging me to ravage you, how many devils want to kneel, but it's impossible!"

Pandemonica said this, looking arrogant. Levi had seen many such arrogant girls. The final result was that they had not been beaten by society, or had not been beaten recently. When they were smoothed by society, their temperament was gone.

Of course, it is better not to have such a strong Sadistic temperament. I am old and don't have the energy to play with these little girls. In fact, Li Wei really admires those perverted uncles. The young people who work 996 and 007 are tortured and just want to lie down after work. These perverted uncles who are middle-aged or even over years old still have such a strong spirit of perversion. It is really rare and precious.

"Ah..." Li Wei shook his head and said, "As for the thing you just drank, I am very kind to you by giving you a couple of sips since we just met. Do you think I owe you something?"

"...boring man, do you think it's common to be able to come into contact with a demon lord who is several times more powerful than me? Oh, okay, okay." There are many European and American unobjectionable mantras, and the girl looks panicked: "Then, I will pay the gold coins to buy it - tell me, how much is this thing worth?"

"It's not worth much, but I'm the only one with it right now. Exchange it for ten times the volume of gold."

"? Tsk, are you bored from eating too much in Western Europe? Or are you just an ignorant bumpkin from the countryside? This is the price of spices shipped to your place, you... humph, you are just a little devil, please me, behave yourself!"

"Anything else? Nothing, I'm awake."

“Hey, hey, hey—don’t go, don’t go!…Okay! Come here, I’ll give you something—”

hell.

Levi didn't know if he had really violated some taboo, or done something evil. In short, this time he really went to hell - hell in the physical sense.

Well, it's like going back home in a sense.

“…This is hell

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"Ah, yes. Have you been away from hell for a long time?" I wonder if the effect of coffee has worn off. Caffeine doesn't seem to have such a strong magical power for demons? Pandemonica was a little hunched over and a little restrained at this moment. Her words also changed from being wanton to being elegant: "Hell is also changing with each passing day."

"…The world is changing, so should hell change as well?"

"It seems that you left hell when you were very young. You must have suffered a lot outside, right? - Of course, hell has to change with the changes in the human world. It's mainly because of... those laborers who went to hell." You see, you have to roll even if you go to hell: "Their architectural style is limited to these, and their abilities are limited to these. To be honest, I prefer the craftsmen of the Roman era. The construction ability of these barbarian craftsmen is really... Tsk, their imagination is not good either. Alas, no wonder the old fly is so happy now."

"...old fly?" Levi was stunned. What old fly?

"is me!——hi~~"

Suddenly, just when Levi was puzzled as to why he suddenly said such a disgusting name, another girl appeared in front of him... well, although she was a girl, her temperament was mature and close to that of a queen. But she was still wearing medieval men's clothing, and the main color changed from black to blood red. It was similar to Pandemonica, but it seemed that she had... an extra pair of white gloves, and there were more noble decorations and patterns on them. The horns were not black, but completely white.

As for this queen who can be seen as the Lord of Hell from her aura, there are praises to prove it: her skin is as white as ice and her chest is plump and soft. Her eyebrows are as green as willows and her eyes are as bright as silver stars. Her appearance is as pretty as the moon and her personality is naturally pure. Her body is like a swallow hiding in the willows and her voice is like an oriole singing in the forest. The half-bloomed crabapple tree is shrouded in the morning sun, and the newly blooming peony is playing with the spring sunshine.

The smile on her face was like that of a cynical nobleman, with bright red eyes and a purple tongue. When she came to Levi, Levi could feel a strong heat wave in his dreams - a sweet heat wave.

"I'm surprised, little devil - oh, I don't know if I should call you the big devil, hahaha." The queen in front of him smiled and came to Levi and turned around gracefully: "Oh, dear, you are really strong - believe me, even at my age, you are still a strong devil. Hey! Do you want some candy? Ah, you haven't seen it before?"

As she spoke, the royal sister rubbed her hands together, and then took out... a piece of black, yellow, and trashy candy: "It smells good, right? Eat it, eat it, just consider it a gift for meeting you."

"Uh..." Li Wei really looked down on this thing. He glanced at the candy handed over by the red-dressed lady in front of him. He smacked his lips, then accepted it as a complete courtesy. In the other party's expectation and surprise, he put it in his pocket: "Thank you... Miss, what's your name? Ah, it's not good to accept your things... Uh... It's just right. I have something else here, I just made it, the test product may not be very delicious - it's okay for me to eat it."

Levi said as he spoke.

He took out a few pieces of dark chocolate—dark chocolate with enough sugar to make you choke. The elf had just made it, and it tasted OK, but it was not exactly the same as Levi had imagined, and it was very different.

"Oh? This is the first time I receive a gift from someone else - okay." The red-clothed lady looked at the gift that Levi handed over, nodded and accepted it immediately. She sniffed it with her little nose, and then her eyes lit up and she swallowed it without thinking twice.

Absolutely, no fear of poisoning.

"Hmm! Hmm!! - Ah, this smell, this is... Oh, this sweetness, this smell! This aroma... Great, so great! This feeling that makes people ascend to heaven, although I can't remember it at all, maybe there is no feeling, maybe there is no feeling at all - but this feeling is as sweet as first love~~~ This is the happiest day of my life~ Ah~ I am going to ascend to heaven~"

Li Wei really didn't know that he also had the skills of a current pharmacist.

Have I mastered the secret of the aphrodisiac?

After taking a bite of the chocolate, the other party looked as if she was about to ascend to heaven... no, she looked as if she had already ascended to heaven. She was no longer the elegant queen she had just been, but instead had this kind of contrasting expression of being about to fall. It really made people... how should I put it, feel simple.

Men like the process of getting things easily, not the things that are easily obtained.

After the trembling lady came to her senses, she lazily put away her Ahegao expression.

"Beelzebub, watch your face." At the side, Pandemonica first scolded the red-dressed lady, and then looked at Levi with some suspicion: "Is the candy he... gave you really that delicious? Hey, hey, hey, don't tell me you're poisoned, old fly."

"Of course it's not poison, but it's the strongest poison - comparable to the best aphrodisiacs. Well, maybe it's because I can't be poisoned that I feel more comfortable with this stuff?"

sugar.

The things that humans can't refuse in their DNA are not just for humans. All organisms that need to synthesize sugar can't refuse this kind of sugar directly supplied by the outside world. Sugar is eight times more addictive than drugs (some say alcohol), and its lethality is five times that of drugs. Sugar is something that people can't refuse at all. Europeans didn't have sugar, so the only sweet things they could eat were honey and fruit - so mead was rampant in the aristocratic circles of the Middle Ages, which was much better than the simple wine that came later.

Chocolate - It is said that the Native Americans originally claimed that it had aphrodisiac properties.

Actually? Actually... everyone has their own opinion.

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Wisdom. If you say you have feelings, then you have feelings. It is just like the similar plots in many novels:

Villain: [You have been hypnotized and drugged by me, are you feeling it now? Hahaha, are you feeling cool down there? ]

Female lead: [Damn it! - Big brother's flirting is different from that of ordinary people - I won't give in! Even if I'm about to climax now...]

Villain: […Sorry, I didn’t drug you. These are just your feelings. Uh…don’t say it, I’m actually quite embarrassed too.]

I think everyone has seen similar scenes to some extent, and it is indeed quite embarrassing - if you say you have a feeling, then you have a feeling. Except for the chemical agents, everything else is quite competent.

"Ah, how rude." Although she was dressed in men's clothes, she still performed a medieval noblewoman's skirt-lifting ceremony. After bowing, the red-dressed lady in front of her said, "I have many names, the Lord of Plague, the Warden of Rot, and the Lady of Flies. And the Crimson Queen - of course, you can call me Beelzebub at most. It's nice to meet you, but... I guess you're not very happy to meet me."

Of course not happy.

This is the equivalent of the Plague God in the Chinese mythology system - Niulang wanted to ask the Plague God about his affairs, but he was also filled with sorrow and joy (Seven-Character Verse: Farewell to the Plague God (One Poem))

No one wants to know her - but you look so cute when you smile, and the pathetic visual creature feels good.

"Hello, Miss Beelzebub."

"Hello, hello - ah~ah~ Now I see you are getting stronger and stronger. So healthy, so good, so delicious~" After circling around Levi twice, the red-dressed lady seemed to be giving up on herself at the moment, but also seemed to be quite proud? Perhaps it was both: "I am a fly, a despicable elegance, collecting the residue on the back of this world. La la la la~ In the name of filth, purify the world~~~ Come on, come to the old fly. Give me more of this thing, I am willing to protect you~ Yeah. Or when your soul is scattered, I will find your soul and enslave you forever - are you happy?"

"..." I don't know if there is something wrong with your definition of happiness: "Shouldn't it be saving me when my soul is about to fall apart?"

"Isn't this saving you? Have you been in the human world for so long that you don't know what is good or bad anymore? Ah... this is possible. Some individual demons will lose their original intentions. But it doesn't matter--" Beelzebub smiled and glanced at Pandemonica next to him: "I heard that this girl wants to monopolize you? Well, it seems difficult--Pandemonica, do you want to fight with me?"

"...Of course not, but I won't give up what I want." The girl who had just boasted that she was the Lord of Hell snorted coldly.

In fact, it’s not her fault, she is indeed the Lord of Hell.

However, Beelzebub is one of the Seven Lords of Hell, which is different.

"But." Pandemonica knew how to use the opponent's strength to defeat him: "He is the devil that Lucifer wants to see - are you not going to listen to Lucifer?"

Lucifer, Lucifer. Considering that it is feminine, and Lucifer always reminds people of a shota and a pseudo-girl, I changed it to a more appropriate transliteration.

"Of course not. That Queen of Hell is a piece of shit!"

Ah this.

"I'm taking him away! - Come on, little devil, follow your sister ~ Sister will show you something good - be obedient! Let me see!" As she spoke, she had already started touching Levi's body.

He kept searching through every pocket and corner of Levi's body - his nose was sniffing around Levi's waist: "Sniff, sniff... the smell is coming from here... Hey! Is this the smell when you cum (beep~)?"

How many plus signs do I have for diabetes? Four*: ⑥ One

"Hmm... it's so hard to eat some candy. It's really embarrassing." Beelzebub thought for a moment and said to Pandemonica, "Come, come and help us. We'll split the profit 30% to 70%. 70% is mine. Don't be unhappy. You still have to look at my face for this. If many female demons in hell taste this, they will want to kneel down, but it's impossible!"

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