Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

In front of us is a field of bright red sorghum. This is corn, this is soybean, a good harvest! The farmers are harvesting the crops!

All the male elves were waving their sickles, and they had already cut a field of sorghum.

Look here! All the female elves are also busy, ...

Bring out the best spices, huhu Livi...

"Ah stop! Why aren't you following my orders!?"

Levi took some time out of his busy schedule to come to his own [Sui Shen Liu] manor.

Then I saw male and female elves wearing very cool clothes. Some female elves wore two pieces of clothing, one on the left and one on the right, wrapping their bodies in a V shape... two lines. Anyway, everything that should be covered was covered. Some female elves were dignified and generous, wearing very dignified cheongsams. The cheongsam was made of solid materials, reaching from the collarbone to below the collarbone.

Male elves are even more amazing, some wear skirts, some wear a piece of cloth, and some wear a line. In short, if you don't look carefully, you might think you have traveled to the world line of "Shota in Women's Clothing", "My Pico", and "Mountains in Women's Clothing". When you open your eyes, you will see tmogirls, and when you close your eyes, you will see crossdressing. The transliteration is Otokonoko and Josou - the first English one is useful when you go to Thailand, Europe and the United States; the latter transliteration is useful when you go to District 11. Don't move around during the epidemic now, the spread of monkeypox among sexual minorities is even more terrifying.

But no matter what, what Levi saw now was completely contrary to his orders.

"What do you mean?" Levi pointed at Olika's nose and cursed: "Look at the children you teach! - What's wrong with these elves?"

"What do you mean by the child I teach?" Olika was of course unhappy: "You are not at the manor all day long, and you are never seen. When you come back, you talk about that-"

? Why does this conversation sound so familiar?

"Okay, okay, no more quarrels - I just want to ask you, why are these elves wearing so little? Didn't I say it? Food, clothing, shelter, transportation, courtesy, righteousness, integrity and shame! This..." Levi thinks that wearing more clothes, wearing good clothes, and wearing gorgeous clothes is a part of civilization and progress. No matter how hot you are, you have to wear clothes, otherwise you won't be able to drive the light industry led by the textile industry in the future. This is for your own good - although the farmers who are being eaten by sheep and occupying land may not think so.

"Work, farmers." Chloe leaned over to Olika's ear and taught her word by word; Olika refuted Levi word by word, just like a bureaucratic machine reading a speech ruthlessly on the stage: "It's normal to wear less to prevent heat stroke when working - do you want to let farmers reduce their production efficiency and get sick just for your hobby?"

"I..." Levi thought this theory was correct - but the farmers he had seen didn't dress like this, right? Unless the farmers figured it out, got into business, and found some strange jobs. Otherwise, I rarely see people dressed like this in the city.

"Anyway, now is the time to harvest. Then there will be a one-day harvest festival - well, some of the food is new to me, very interesting. I am really delighted to have such a good harvest in ten days." Aurika, the cold and elegant queen with a poker face, looked at the good harvest with a happy expression...

First, because her magic does have the effect of improving the land, she must be the type who really likes farming - the elf that the Chinese are ecstatic about (this is indeed what is said in the original book, it was she who used magic to revitalize the desolate land of Eos, and after she was caught, the land of Eos would quickly lose its vitality).

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　And secondly... because she saw something different in the crops.

Sugarcane, pepper, chili...

These are things that are obviously amazing just by smelling them.

"This is the legendary kingdom of elves - Avalon." Orika couldn't help but dance with joy, waved his staff, and then looked at Levi with disgust: "Tsk, but why is such a good place a private space for a devil like you? If this place is not yours, I don't have to be so humble by your side."

As he spoke, he walked to Levi's side helplessly. He turned his head back helplessly, stared at Levi's reaction helplessly with the corner of his eyes, and leaned towards Levi again helplessly.

The aura of the queen is still there. The outfit she wears is also in line with the queen's character, but this action is somewhat inconsistent with her aloof setting.

"This is not Avalon. There is no such place as the Garden of Eden or Heaven in this world. This place is only temporary - you can't rely on it completely. Otherwise, if I die and this space disappears, what will happen to your citizens? Even if I am still alive, if your citizens are lazy and don't like to work, they will fall into the resource trap and can't extricate themselves."

Development is not easy, the devil sighed.

The devil "domineeringly" hugged the "helpless" queen. The queen struggled for a few times, but had no choice but to stop for the sake of the people: "If, one day - I mean if. This devil dies, dead, are you willing to cry for me with your poker face?"

Well, everyone has their own pursuits, including the pursuit of love, which many people don't care about. This pursuit is more about hoping to get positive feedback.

"I wish you could die in front of me right now - if you die, I will wake up laughing in my dreams! Now I am just pretending to be nice to you for the sake of this space and your military strength. Don't make any mistake -"

Emmmmm.

The "last line of defense to protect the queen" that Chloe mentioned - the magic shield tattoo just below the belly and above the mouth - has long disappeared. And it's not that it disappeared during sex, but it just faded away day by day in daily life - forget it, queen, surrender and you lose half. If you call me good brother now, maybe I can let you win two games.

"Oh, then I really have to thank you - never mind. Anyway, I don't have much hope for you." Levi, on the other hand, had lost himself under the power. Power cannot gain emotions, so the pursuit of emotions has become a little indifferent. On the contrary, the more positive feedback he gets from the power, the more he relies on it.

"Let's go, I'll cook for you myself today."

"? What are you going to do?"

"Haha, I'll have to wait another thousand years for you bunch of foreigners to figure out how to cook. Let your people collect the cocoa and sugar cane, and then... well, let's do it this way for now. Identify the ingredients I need and bring them to me--"

"…What are you going to do? I'm warning you, pepper is very precious! You don't even know… Ah! What are you going to do? Put so much at once? Ah! Are you crazy?! It's just a barbecue, you… you… I've never seen a tyrant like you! You actually…"

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"No, there's no room for any more..."

"No, I can't... Ugh! - I can't..."

"Drink, I can't drink any more... Ugh, ugh..."

Conversations like this were interspersed throughout the banquet that evening.

The elves wore their respective "national costumes" and sang and danced.

As we all know, under the materialist view of history, the original purpose of dance is to seek a mate and mate. Just like the animal dance in the animal kingdom, it is basically performed by males to show their bodies and reproductive abilities. Sometimes females will join in, but only in response.

When human society progressed a little, dance became religious, but it was only for religious rituals - courtship and mating, without any further capabilities. At most, humans thought that sexual behavior could seduce humans, and thus seduce gods, right? So dance began to be added to sacrifices to appease the gods, and this can be traced in all ancient religions.

So at the harvest festival that night, Levi saw a kind of transvestite sacrifice like... a young male prostitute. This is not to say that it is eye-catching, it is almost like forcing you to break up! And there are young girls to help out. There are also queens, young women, and married women - and the married women are still married.

When people don't take this stuff seriously, that's when people really think you are a gentleman.

Too vulgar!

Levi, go find Olika to fight against vulgarity - that's the real fight against vulgarity, it's elegant and classy!

Aurika himself had a psychological trauma, mainly because he had eaten barbecue in the forest for half a month. The barbecue was really raw and bloody. It was the kind that was eaten directly after being grilled. Therefore, since Aurika returned to the Dragon Chariot and climbed the Dabao to the Ninth Heaven again, he has never touched barbecue food again.

Levi thinks that summer is the time for big gold chains, small gold watches, and three barbecue meals a day. So when Olika found that the thing she hated the most had a taste that stimulated her primitive taste buds, it was really... There are praises to prove it:

Two rotten urns roasted with charcoal, experienced poverty and wealth. One is for drinking blood, the other is useless

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If I hadn't met him at that time, I would have barbecued when I was old.

When we meet, we are like wind, tiger and cloud. Let's have a bottle of beer and chat. After the night market in midsummer, who will compete with me for the credit?

Her Majesty Queen Aulica felt that her elf life was indeed a little confused.

The most hated demon has become the most favorite demon.

The food I hated the most became my favorite food.

The most disgusting slavery has become the sweetest...

However, these are not the same for Levi. Since the collapse of the Roman Empire, the pepper industry has been completely cut off, and after that, the entire spice industry has become less interesting. The taste that elves over 500 years old can barely know has now returned in large numbers. For most young elves under 500, this is the door to a new world.

Levi has returned to his original level.

It’s a pity there is no ice-cold beer, otherwise we would have a bottle of Snow and let us travel the world.

After Olivia was accused of vulgarity, he couldn't drink anymore. Now he was responsible for at least two people's work, which was an extraordinary treatment. He couldn't drink anymore, so he really felt like throwing up. When Levi fell asleep, it was another feeling.

In my dream, I seemed to be in a blur——

A gust of wind mixed with a fishy and strange smell blew over, and I woke up from my sleep. Between half asleep and half awake, it seemed like I was dreaming again. In such a desolate piece of land, there stood a huge European-style palace that made people feel gorgeous. It seemed that no one needed to remind me, and a voice in the dream told me where this place was——

The city of Gomorrah.

The city of sin.

Only by looking carefully can you know what is going on here. It is like a picture scroll of hell: it is full of succubi with seductive looks, sexy young women, and lovely and wanton girls. These seductive and charming people all have rings on their left and the Chinese character on their right. The tattoos on their waists and the Chinese character "slave" on their chests! We are doing this transparent production and transparent sales, and we will never hide anything! One after another, wanton bodies, under the beautiful appearance, are full of sin.

If you don’t understand, just imagine that beneath a beautiful appearance, there is SARS, AIDS and cancer everywhere - isn’t that instantly physicalizing the evil?

But what I saw with my eyes was still the flesh that made my blood boil. This...

That's just how it is.

As for the city, it looks like a big city before the Common Era. It probably doesn't have as many buildings as the Embassy Street, and the buildings aren't as tall as the Heaven on Earth. What's this? There are a lot of girls, but they are basically naked - no different from raw pork without clothes. You have to cook it well and add seasoning to make it look fragrant, right? Levi has been experiencing the stories of male elves, female elves, and male and female elves giving birth to male and female elves in the dark elves these days, so it doesn't matter if the flesh is hidden or visible.

It's just a joy to watch.

If Levi built this city, he would choose the most desolate land, hire the most lecherous old perverts, and build the most luxurious but mean palace. The shape of the monument is like your teammates - they fight like gay bullies! There must be at least a 40,000 square meter wine pool! Wuliangye, Moutai, Jiannanchun, Snow Flower, Jinshibai. Pour everything you can into it! There is also a meat forest next to the wine pool, and there must be a barbecue stall next to the meat forest. Next to the barbecue stall stands a bikini queen. With tattoos, she is a nympho. When she comes in, no matter if there is anything, she has to say to people: Eat, take a shower, or eat me first? On this side stands Audrey Hepburn in her prime, on the other side stands Marilyn Monroe in her prime, and behind them follow a dozen daughters born to these two lesbians.

A genuine neon accent, very impressive. A slave school is being built next door, and the teaching materials are made of water dragons! Tens of thousands of beautiful girls will be used for the annual loss, just like the plot of Asanagi. A large hospital is being built, and it is dark 24 hours a day, just one movie - Night Shift Hospital!

The transvestites around me are either 36 cm or 48 cm tall. If you say you are 18 cm tall, you would be embarrassed to say hello to them.

Chapter 31 Helltaker - The Tired Demon, Pandemonica

"…So, what's going on?"

Levi felt like he was watching a movie, his body didn't seem to be his own at all...

Yes, this body is not your own.

It was obvious that this was just controlling my body to walk in my sleep. To be honest, I could only watch but not touch it. This feeling was really...

Quite missed.

Just like watching a movie, this is a rest. Since Levi traveled through time, except for the first few days, it was really a war every day. It was rare to have a few days of peace and quiet, but it was still work. Now, in my sleep, I look at everything in front of me like watching a movie, and it feels really good.

Just treat it as sage time.

I controlled this body and walked around the City of Sin for a long time - I didn't see anything too out of the ordinary. Some places even Levi felt might not be as good as the ones he played with... ah, there's nothing I can do. If you go to the guro area of ​​exhentai and take a look around (requirements: over 28 years old, mentally sound. People under this age, whether mentally sound or not, are not allowed to watch), it's just like that.

It can be seen that the devil's motivation for innovation is not high. Even S and M can't find a few decent ones. What kind of shit is this?

When Li Wei was walking down the street, a beautiful young woman came over, with both the youthfulness of a young girl and the charm of a mature woman. She sang a seductive song...

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...It's quite tempting, and the singing is good. Don't sing it next time, it's not as good as "Itch".

The lyrics praise lust, love and incest in a tone of praise. No matter ancient or modern, even Western gods are particularly fond of it and it has never faded. Oh, the Western gods mentioned here include but are not limited to the Greek and Egyptian gods. The three desert cults actually also engaged in adultery. The city of Gomorrah is a classic example.

"Come on, release your desire." The girl in front of him opened her red lips and said to Levi seductively: "Hug the mother who brought you into this world... uh, return to the son who gave birth to you... uh... wait?"

Suddenly, the young woman in front of him was stunned for a moment.

Then he proved his Zuan household registration.

"How is that possible? You don't have a mother?"

"......?!?!" After debuting for so long, he is considered a lord in the demon industry. Believe it or not, in this broken little town of yours, there is a group of succubi that looks like less than a thousand people. Look, I will send my demon army here immediately to send you to heaven one by one! ? Let each of your caves have sufficient supplies, and there is a substitute on standby!

"Pa!" Li Wei is not a good man. In his past life, he was not a hot-tempered old man in his thirties, but he was also in the normal human circle. No matter if you are a man or a woman, come up and curse at me with ethical jokes! I will go up and give you a big ass!

Levi slapped her, and it didn't look like fun at all. The succubus on the opposite side seemed to be slapped and turned around in a circle, and then she covered her swollen face and looked a little at a loss.

"Son of a bitch!" Li Wei stepped on him and cursed for more than a minute before asking, "Who the hell are you scolding?"

Look, he has only been a leader for a few days? He beat up an ignorant young woman in the street. Shouldn't I write a short essay to scold him to death?

"Woooooooo..."

The beaten succubus knelt on the ground, tears streaming down her face. It looked like if she could be stepped on a few more times, it would be like stepping on a sponge, making her bleed profusely.

"..." Levi moved his feet away in disbelief, and then asked back: "Who are you?"

"Oh... Never mind, let me do it."

Suddenly, a slightly tired voice sounded. The next scene surprised Levi a little, because he had been in this medieval world for so long, and he had seen women who wore little clothes, and of course there were many women who wore more modest clothes. But he had never seen a woman wearing men's clothes.

The girl in front of me was wearing a medieval male noble outfit, a pair of trousers, two black stockings on her feet that looked like two pairs of black stockings because they were all tight and black. Leather boots, a red shirt with a round collar, a black coat, and a red shawl. There was also a red cape behind her. These were all medieval male outfits - even the stockings were medieval male outfits.

(A little knowledge: One of the main reasons why Joan of Arc became the charcoal-grilled Joan of Arc was that she was wearing men's clothes.)

Of course, the outfit is one thing, and the appearance is another. A head of fluffy white hair, two small black horns on the top of the head, a beautiful face of classical beauty, and red eyes that look a little tired. Slender neck, fair skin. At this moment, she walked to the crying female succubus who was knocked to the ground by Levi's punch. She touched the other's head——

"Okay, okay, you've tried very hard..."

"Wuwuwu... I'm a professional succubus..." The succubus who was knocked to the ground by Levi cried and groaned.

"Yes, this proposal is still a little ahead of its time. Well, your performance review is considered passed this time, and you can go get compensation and treatment for your work-related injuries. In the back -" The tired girl with white hair touched the other person's head, and after sending the other person away, she stood up and looked at Levi: "Let me introduce myself. I am the receptionist of Hell - of course, I only receive useful people. I am the outpost of Hell: Pandemonica."

The girl looked a little hunchbacked, and she seemed to be a little shortsighted. She squinted her eyes and looked at Levi: "Uh... then, what should I call you? Lord? Overlord? Or just Levi?"

"Call Levi. What's going on? Why are you calling me here all of a sudden?"

"Oh, Levi, right? That's great, it saves a lot of tedious records - some small nouveau riche trash, once they get a little power, they give themselves a long list of titles." The girl took out a template, wrote a piece of parchment on it, and began to record with a quill pen: "You are not bad, saving me a lot of trouble... Mr. Levi. Let me introduce you, because of your excellent work ability, you have been valued by Hell. We received a report from an informant and transferred your file - suddenly we don't know where you came from. And the demon army under your command, which portal was opened to teleport there? After seeing what you did, we originally planned to entertain you in [Imitation Gomorrah City], but you didn't seem to appreciate it... Can I ask why you beat our employees?"

"…Are you happy if I tell you your mother is dead?"

"Mother? This is a memory from a long time ago. Yes, I was still an ordinary person at that time. My superior Mammon (the Wealth Demon) recruited me. I came here confused. Okay, I know. It turns out that as a demon, you still attach so much importance to ethical relationships. It turns out that the report is true, but I didn't notice it. It's my fault."

Pandemonica quickly wrote something down on the parchment scroll: "Then, please

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Ask you what you are..."

"Isn't it time for me to ask--why did you call me here?"

"All demons will be summoned, so you are indeed a demon. Ah, of course you can leave at any time - because your body is not here. Just like the awakening from a dream, as long as you struggle hard, you will wake up eventually. But I hope you can let me complete this customer service survey." Pandemonica's tired eyes continued to squint, and her eyesight was indeed problematic: "Because of you, the human world has undergone great changes. Four thousand... no, five thousand demons are at your disposal at any time and are rampant in the world. This is already a big event, and we in Hell have no control over this. Ah, it doesn't matter. Can I ask you, where did you summon your demons from?"

"I..." Levi thought for a moment and decided to tell the truth: "My ability comes from a hell called [Paradox Interactive]."