Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

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Chapter 33: Everyone has experienced something like this, right? (Update 1)

The people of Hell have always been simple and honest, which I believe everyone has seen in many literary works. But is it really so? Maybe not.

It is like the Waking of Insects, which everyone should have experienced. Between half asleep and half awake, my soul suddenly trembles and my spirit moves, I wake up with a start and sigh. I only feel the pillow and bed at that time, and the mist and haze I used to have are gone.

"Hiss!" Levi trembled all over and finally

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I woke up from my sleep. I raised my hand and rubbed my eyes, thinking about how real the dream I just had was - it seemed like it was more than just a dream. There was evidence -

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Seeing what had happened, Levi quickly put down Ashaji, who he hadn't put down last night because he was too tired: "Hey you - Olika, come over and help! You saw her and you didn't help put her down!"

"Pu!" After a sound of air being pulled out like a cork, a normal morning in this world began, with serious injuries that usually only OLs on Earth could see the gynecologist.

"I can't help." He was still yawning lazily, but Her Majesty the Queen quickly distanced herself from him: "It's not like I didn't help you just now. I don't know what you were dreaming about. You suddenly went crazy again! - Tsk, who can you blame?"

Then he muttered something like "I told you not to get off", "You must be stupid to sleep in my arms", "But why is he so grumpy when he wakes up?"

What else can you do? Of course, as mentioned above, I think everyone has encountered this kind of thing when they wake up in the morning. What else can you do? Apologize to the other party.

Two hours later, the demon lord bowed and apologized to the Taimanin who finally came to his senses, saying that he would be less irritable next time when he got up. The Taimanin leader sat on the toilet unhappily and accepted the apology. You know, your girlfriend can sit on the toilet and chat with you, which means that your relationship has reached the level of an old married couple. Of course, another reason is that this is just Ashaji excreting, not excreting.

"If my body hadn't been modified... strengthened, I would have suspected that I would always be so bloated. I have stretch marks even though I'm not pregnant." She was very unhappy. She stroked her belly with a red face and asked angrily: "It's usually... What kind of nasty dream did you have this morning!?"

"? No? I just dreamed about it..." Levi recalled that the dream was indeed quite erotic at the end.

There is a praise as evidence: Regardless of flat chest and tongue tip, infinite scenery is all fought for. After collecting hundreds of flowers to make honey, who is working hard for whom and who is sweet?

"I dreamed that I was on a diplomatic mission to a foreign country and fulfilled my mission. I successfully exchanged state gifts - I met the leaders of the other side, signed a series of bilateral reciprocal agreements, and exchanged in-depth views on important issues concerning bilateral relations." Li Wei thought for a long time and felt that there was nothing wrong with these words: "Finally... I also dreamed that I attended a private dinner held for me by the leader of the other side. We all had a great time eating - then I thought to myself that I had to wake up quickly, otherwise (the other party's appearance) really couldn't eat. I have to wake up quickly to cook for you? So I woke up -"

"...Really?" Ashaji looked unconvinced.

"If I had said even one lie just now, I would have been struck to pieces by the thunderbolts from heaven."

Usually the heroine will quickly stand up and hold the hero's mouth, saying "No, you are not allowed to say that~"

It’s obvious that this is no ordinary heroine.

"...? Aren't you a devil?" Ashaji smiled indifferently, sneer at such a playful look: "Why, are you afraid of being struck by lightning in heaven?"

"...makes sense." Levi felt that what the other person said made sense: "Well, uh...do you want to take a shower after you're done? I've boiled the bath water for you. Come out to eat when you're done..."

"Yes!" Asaji almost struggled to stand up when she thought of this, but then she found a few more drops of white liquid - forget it: "... bring it to me."

"Oh, okay - want something to eat?"

"Good... delicious! The one we had yesterday was delicious... and the one we had the day before yesterday was also delicious! ... and the one we had the day before yesterday, and..."

This guy can't even speak anymore, his cotton pants are as dumb as his mouth, and he's as stupid as his brain.

"Okay, okay, I'll keep them all for you. I'll bring them over for you to eat, okay?"

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Food is the first necessity of the people, and there is nothing wrong with this saying, especially in this world where clothing is not very important.

Li Wei actually apologized this morning. Ashaji is the spy chief and the leader. There is nothing she can do if she can't work temporarily. Li has to go to work. There is nothing she can do if the government cabinet is like a husband-and-wife shop. This is what happens when a feudal lord has no power.

In fact, Levi is not black enough.

Paradox's Crusader Kings 2, Dark World mod actually has a very simple way to improve the loyalty and ability of subordinates. First, find a wife and give birth to a son. Then commit suicide, play the son and give birth to a daughter with the wife - kill the wife. The son and the daughter give birth to a daughter - isn't the blood pure? (The probability of deformity is a little higher) Then let the daughters become wives and concubines, filling up the entire cabinet - now, you can proudly announce that you are the royal cabinet, more royal than the royal cabinet of the Qing Dynasty!

——This is how it is easy to fail, and the daughters are prone to killing each other. So the best way is to become each other's lover - this is something that can only be achieved by chance, and can only be done with a modifier (hypnosis?)

In the morning, Levi's breakfast was relatively simple. It was just a steamed bun, a plate of pickles, a bowl of vegetable porridge and a tea egg. There was no need to eat so well in the morning, mainly because Levi could eat a richer meal at noon, and he had seen and eaten it before he traveled through time.

The local natives can't do that.

I really want to eat myself into a fat man in one meal. Her Majesty the Queen takes the lead in eating! If it weren't for the appetite being satisfied, I would have to satisfy other desires.

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She didn't want to come out of Levi's [Manor] world! Li didn't want the things in the manor to be consumed inside the manor, so he took out some of the spices and food in the manor.

Unfortunately, high-yield crops can only be grown in the manor world - once they are taken out, they become seeds of the American empire - a wicked thing that will destroy your family lineage!

After these things were taken out, they were instantly welcomed by a group of (senior) people around Levi. Let's not talk about cooking, frying, steaming, deep-frying, stewing, etc. Anyway, when Levi was getting ready to go to work, the buffet restaurant almost had another exciting fight between women. Levi watched for a long time and saw no fight, just simple mouth-to-mouth feeding, so he went to work out of boredom.

"Ah... well... it looks good."

Levi was quite happy. He looked at the battle report in front of him and said to Xuefeng: "Of course, Ms. Xuefeng. You will still be crucial in the next operations of the Anti-Magic Ninja (omitted, I thought about it and deleted it)... Think about the entire life cycle, improve the logic and consider the allocation of resources. The methodology is to use a combination of punches to achieve platform standards."

Simply put, you go and die, and I take the blame. The mercenaries send you to death, and I send the mercenaries. You do the dirty work, and I pick up the slack in the back. In the end, the thieves eat the thieves, and this method is inherited one by one. This is how it will be done in the future!

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The author says:

Author's words: I'm sure everyone has experienced such a morning, referring to the two people around you.

PS2: Update

Chapter 34: I was busy apologizing to the Taimanin today

"..." Xuefeng was a professional ninja. After listening to Levi's narration, she nodded professionally. Did she understand? She understood, but not completely. Anyway, she didn't care about these things. She just obeyed the order: "Where is Sister Asha? I still have something to report to her."

"...I'm not feeling well." Levi was a little embarrassed and said, "Just tell me if you have anything to say."

"…No. This is us…we…"

The dark-skinned girl seemed to have something to say, but couldn't. In the end, she could only laugh dryly and change the subject: "Ah, I mean. You see, the mercenaries attacking Wanner have reached the final stage..."

“Yes, it’s in the report.”

"Our food has been delivered."

“Yes, it’s also written in the report.”

"They basically abided by the contract and did not rob - we have already listed the individual people who robbed..."

"Well, it's all written in the report." Levi nodded impatiently, indicating that the next step would be to conduct military operations - he urgently needed an excellent military supervisor: "I'll take care of it - and then what? What on earth is there that you can't tell me? Does Taimanin have his own little secret?"

"Yes...of course..." Xuefeng muttered.

"Remember what you said when you swore an oath to me - you will always be loyal to me and never keep any secrets from me." Loyalty! Sincerity! Levi was indeed skeptical about this word now. It's only been a few months? Are these Taimanin all wolves that can never be fed? "Say it in front of me!"

Mizuki Yukikaze froze completely, and finally seemed to muster up the courage. Her face looked as if it was about to bleed, but she didn't seem to be completely opposed to it.

In Levi's somewhat surprised eyes, he quickly unbuttoned his shirt, revealing...

"Eh?! Eh?! - Uh... Hey hey hey." Although Levi is not a herbivore, he is still a little panicked when an omnivore suddenly encounters a carnivore.

Li Wei quickly waved his hands, thinking, this isn't a honey trap, is it? The other party is only 15 years old, although he has reached the age of consent, but if the other party says no... Although he, as a feudal lord, has nothing to worry about, he doubts whether the other party will cause trouble for him.

Li Wei's mind is full of 5.56mm, 7.62mm, 9mm, 12.7mm - the target, and himself - isn't this inappropriate? Of course, we are all evil. In the world of CK2, 14 years old is the right age for marriage. There was no puberty in ancient times. From a child to an adult in one step. If you look closely, there are also gynecological diseases, premature birth, imperfect development, difficult labor... and so on.

Of course, these might not constitute a death sentence, but the scene before our eyes was certainly enough to warrant a death sentence.

"Who did it?" Li Wei was even a little angry, and said, "How could she wear something like this at such a young age, not even breastfeeding yet? What if it gets inflamed? What if something happens? - Who did it? Who instigated it? I want to drag him out and hang him on the street lamp! What's going on?"

A 15-year-old girl is too young to wear earrings. Besides, she has no disinfectant and nothing to do. What if it gets inflamed? What if it oozes pus? What should I do!

Levi was furious.

Then he saw the girl in front of him bit her teeth and pointed at Levi.

"...? Why are you pointing at me?"

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Levi quickly apologized to Shuicheng Xuefeng, or more precisely, to the Taimanin who were awarded medals. It should also be considered a work injury, as he had caused these Taimanin.

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I hope they won’t hold a grudge against themselves for such severe physical damage.

Today, I was busy apologizing and quickly providing additional compensation to my most important spy department. A war is about to break out here, and the army must go first before it moves! - Levi doesn't need food and grass to go first, but the spies must go first.

Vannes, foreign castles are erected again.

The demons are all over the world through the warp, and the angels have formed their own race and come to the human world - so of course others can do it too.

In Vannes, a castle building full of East Asian style stands here. Here, there is a group of witches who worship strange gods. A group of people dressed as warriors from East Asian island countries gathered together——

In order to match the attire of the European knights from other neighboring countries, Levi's attire is like a tribal demon - this is very similar to the setting of [For Honor].

"You're doubting your own ears, right?" A female warrior knelt on the ground and looked up at her miko.

The witch who ruled here was named Kaguya. She was sent from the far east island to the westernmost part of the continent by the will of God. She was a pagan. However, considering that the original dark elf queen was also a pagan, everyone was not so hypocritical.

"This kind of thing cannot be tolerated! - Those damned lowly pagans and their bloodline!" Another Ji warrior said with disgust: "There is also a group of evil spirits in this world...ah, the devil appears! In my humble opinion! - Lord! We should not form an alliance with those long-eared foreigners who believe in their heretical goddess - the enemy is numerous and powerful! It is better to avoid the sharp edge temporarily and return to your hometown as soon as possible while the portal ruins are still there, Lord!"

"..."

The girl named Kaguya sat dignifiedly in the hall and shook her head gracefully: "My God, you still don't expect us to leave this place."

Actually, it doesn't matter if you look at it this way. At most, she is just a fanatic girl, and at most she can be equated with Joan of Arc.

However, if you look closely, you will find that something may not be right -

There were only female warriors and shrine maidens in the hall, and each of them was wearing a standard loincloth. And on the cloth, which was less than three inches wide, there was a strange obscene pattern, just like a thong. The upper body was dignified and generous, which made the lower body more different. All the shrine maidens wore the same upper body as the Earth OLs, and some were even more gorgeous. All the female warriors also wore Japanese-style armor on their upper bodies, and some of them also had some Western European-style accessories and ornaments.

The only thing is that the lower body is just a T-back loincloth.

This is extremely weird - I guess this so-called "My God" is not a serious thing.

"This...Haha Yi!" When the Ji warriors heard this, they were instantly surprised, and some prostrated themselves in fear: "We deserve to die..."

"No, let's make amends for our crimes - my God said that we must hold on to this place." Kaguya is the shrine maiden who can hear the will of God most clearly and then convey it to all the people in the fortress! She has an extraordinary status and speaks the law of heaven. Kaguya waved her hand dignifiedly, pointed at the people in front with the folding fan in her hand and said: "Now, I will convey the oracle."

"Hahayi!——" Several Ji warriors knelt on the ground and dared not look up.

"As long as we hold on firmly, there is a way!"

“?” What kind of oracle is this?

"Whether Wanner Fortress can be defended depends entirely on you." After setting such a flag, Kaguya looked at the curtain in the distance - it turned out that there were men who were not qualified to attend the meeting behind the curtain. Kaguya said: "Shamuhaza."

"Yes, my lord." The voice was a little strange, as if it was slurred, and as if someone was wearing a mask, it came from behind the curtain accompanied by a hoarse throat.

"We must not make the same mistake as the Western Fortress. If we don't know how to employ people, then everything will be over." Kaguya said to the person behind the curtain very seriously: "Shamuhaza, you are the general in charge of the army. From today on, you will be fully responsible for investigating all spies and secret agents! Report to the Miko Council, and you must perform your duties conscientiously and do not let down the grace of God."

"Yes! I will do my best!" The voice was very pious, saying: "The Western Fortress paid the price of 2000 sacrifices, we should also have this awareness! There is no two suns in the sky, and there is only one sun in my heart, the witch!"

Saying some flag words.

"Well, good - I'm going back to the Temple. If you have any questions, please tell Shamuhaza. The witches will have full authority to review and ensure the city's defense. If there is nothing else, please don't disturb me while I pray to God."

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Chapter 1: What is Reality? () (Update )

"Ah... the sages once said: A fortress is most easily conquered from the inside; the military sage once said: Even the smallest ones can be used to attack anything."

Levi found the report in front of him so shocking.

This was the fourth kingdom he knew of that had been destroyed due to internal reasons.

"Alas... It's not that I can't understand, Ma

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Saints say: Objective laws are not subject to subjective will, and the objective determines the subjective. "Levi pinched his nose, thinking that he was too serious in the Middle Ages: "But it also sounded a wake-up call for me. "

"What are you knocking on?" Following Levi was Elotesia, who had been undergoing Shansheng training.

This succubus really put in a lot of effort, but she is still in the process of suckling. Every pore on her body is learning what a sacred posture is - now she doesn't wear revealing clothes anymore, and even knows to wear more equipment! This is really...

From completely naked, to sexy lingerie - wow.