American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

But when he saw the transformed character, he couldn't hold back anymore!

"Holy crap, it's you again! IT programmer!"

That's right, he actually transformed back into his disguised form as Poop Superman: an IT programmer.

This is the first time Tian Xiaoban has ever conjured up the same character repeatedly, and such a powerful one at that!

"Hahaha, I'm so lucky today! Heaven is on my side!"

The thought of being able to arm wrestle with Superman after taking a dump made Tian Xiaoban incredibly happy!

However, he seems to have forgotten something very important!

after an hour……

Bang!

Tian Xiaoban reverted to his old self, his face now incredibly gloomy!

As soon as he turned back, he was able to release abdominal pressure smoothly, unlike Poop Superman who was constipated for an hour.

"Damn it, I waited for a whole hour for nothing! Not only did I waste my transformation time, but my legs are numb from sitting!"

Just as things were going smoothly, Tian Xiaoban had a sudden realization, and the memories of his dead body attacked him again.

He blew up the toilet last time he transformed, and apparently he didn't flush it!

So, he must have just been cursed by his own magic!

His spellcasting area was the entire metropolis. As long as Poop Superman didn't flush the toilet and remained in the metropolis, he would be cursed with constipation!

"Damn it! This time I'm really screwed!"

........................

The Daily Planet Company.

Clark Kent, who was slacking off as usual, looked somewhat unfocused, as if the fairy had drained his energy and spirit, leaving him listless.

He was using his super hearing to listen to all the negative news in the metropolis.

"Hahaha, Poop Superman is afraid of constipation! Hahaha..." — This is irrelevant to him, so ignore it.

"Ah!!! Superman, come save me! Remember to wash your hands! I'm a germaphobe!" -- So dramatic, the voice sounds familiar, but he definitely won't die from the fall, ignore it.

"Superman! Help me!..."

"Fuck Squid Superman, I'm dying! Come save me!!!" — The two voices were far apart and coming from opposite directions.

At the same time, there were simply too many cries for help like these; there were too many to save!

"Sigh!" Clark sighed, then vanished from his spot in an instant, flying off to rescue the person. He returned to his workstation five minutes later.

He rescued both of them, but then he was asked some pointless questions, which was really exhausting.

Clark considered himself a human being, not a life-saving machine. He couldn't possibly work 24/7 to save those bored and reckless people.

Among those cries for help, Superman also recognized many of the people he had saved, because he had gotten to know them so many times.

"Are these people crazy?!" he muttered under his breath, frustrated.

The person who used to be so crazy and do such self-destructive things was probably Louise Lane, but that doesn't matter. Clark is lusting after her body, so he doesn't care if she suffers a little grievance.

But now, Clark felt that the entire metropolis was full of people who wanted to die, and he couldn't stop them, nor could he.

I feel so frustrated, so incredibly frustrated. I'm suffering inside, but I won't say a word.

"Hey, Clark, what's wrong?"

Seeing that the new newspaper rookie was distracted again, Louise asked with concern.

"It's nothing, I've just been busy lately and haven't been sleeping well at night."

Louise said very seriously, "Clark, good habits are essential to becoming an excellent journalist. You need to regulate your own schedule."

I don't want you to be distracted when we go out for the interview later; that would make the interviewers think we're not professional enough.

“I know, Louise.”

By the way, Lois, how long will the negative news about Superman continue to circulate?

Expectation gleamed in Clark's eyes.

Lois sighed helplessly. There hadn't been any major news lately, so the negative news about Superman was still going strong and wouldn't go down.

"I don't know either. I want to help Superman, but..."

Before Louise could finish speaking, Jimmy ran over from a short distance away.

"Hey guys, I've got some big news! It's about Superman, and it's going to have a huge impact!"

Jimmy opened his laptop and showed the two men the website he had just found.

Louise and Clark's expressions changed after reading the above.

One was shocked, the other was angry.

This is the website: Superman Scandal Website.

This webpage has many short videos. In the videos, people who have been saved by Superman ask Superman questions, and the focus of the videos is Superman's reactions.

He would play the video normally once, and then repeatedly play all of Superman's expressions. It was incredibly absurd.

Below the video are screenshots of Superman's face.

There are smiles, bewilderment, speechlessness, frustration, and expressionlessness... it's almost a complete collection of Superman's negative emotions!

Moreover, the comments under that picture were full of ridicule and contempt, all of which were verbal attacks against Superman.

For the first time, Clark Kent felt a sense of alienation. Was this still the Metropolis he loved? How could it have become like this!

"How could they do this! Didn't Superman save them?"

His resolve to protect the Metropolis suffered another blow.

Louise asked somewhat anxiously:

"Jimmy, can you find the person who made this website?"

He's creating a crisis of trust! If Superman loses the trust of the public, what happens if there's an emergency and they can't find him?

Louise, a seasoned veteran of the press, knew very well what was going to happen next.

Even if the Daily Planet doesn't get involved, other newspapers will still report on this!

Superman's reputation might take a turn for the worse. Under pressure from public opinion, Superman might retire, and then the world will never have Superman again.

Jimmy shook his head helplessly:

"I'm sorry, Louise. I tried, but he's a master, and I can't find him."

So, I brought it to you to ask if you could find Superman? I was thinking, wouldn't it be better to let Superman handle this himself?

“This…” Louise hesitated. Her classic method for finding Superman was to jump off a building!

But after seeing those teasing remarks about Superman, she was afraid that Superman had already seen them. What if she jumped off the building now and Superman didn't come to save her?

Clark said, "Louise, let's put off finding Superman for now. I think Superman already knows about this. Maybe he's been so busy lately because he's dealing with this!"

Lois ignored Clark, that stubborn woman, still thinking about which tall building to jump from, the higher the better, to give Superman enough time to rescue her.

"Sigh! This is exhausting," Clark sighed.

........................

Lex Group Industrial Park.

Lex Luther is in his research institute, working on a sonic capture device.

This is a weapon that can be mounted on drones and can emit high-frequency sound waves, creating powerful air pressure.

Ultrasound can cause physiological reactions such as blurred vision and nausea, thereby impairing a person's fighting ability.

This is just the effect of a single weapon; imagine making ten, hundreds, or thousands.

If all of them were installed on drones, it would be possible to effectively limit superhuman abilities.

For example, Poop Superman!

What Lex Luthor wants to do is use their superhuman senses to turn their own superpowers into weapons that limit them!

Even if their bodies are strong enough to withstand the attack of sonic weapons, such unexpected weapons can always suppress them for a moment.

Let's take Superman as an example again:

All you need to do is have a swarm of drones surround Superman and release ultrasonic waves. When Superman's heightened senses can no longer bear it, activate the kryptonite rays on the drones to suppress his superpowers!

If Superman is hit by a Kryptonite ray, he's a lamb to the slaughter.

As for the yellow bird, Lex Luthor's idea was to use a swarm of drones to create an area trap, using the same method—ultrasonic waves—to catch the bird!

Once Lex Luthor captures that bird, he is confident that he can thoroughly study its genes and then replicate its super-fast superpowers!

Lex Luthor won't consider capturing Poop Superman for the time being, since the man's weaknesses haven't been fully investigated yet. He'll pick on the weakest target!

Just as Lex was envisioning the future.

Lina Luther has arrived.

She also brought some news that wasn't very good for Lex.

"What! Someone's starting to target Superman!"

"Yes, this website is quite popular lately. It's full of videos about Superman. Let alone Superman, I get a little scared watching them."

Lina's tone was calm, showing no sign of fear.

Lex Luthor took the tablet and carefully examined its contents, his expression growing increasingly grim.

"Damn it, how is this possible! Superman actually got tricked by these idiots and is now in trouble!"

Thinking back to a few days ago, Superman told him with an innocent look that he should always do good deeds!

In just a few days, innocence had vanished from Superman's face, replaced by impatience and indifference.

Lex Luthor knew that if a superman who was devoid of emotion, cold-blooded, and immoral were to appear, the world would be plunged into true terror.

Lex Luthor was so angry that the veins on his forehead throbbed. Even when he caused trouble for Superman, he always held back.