American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Which idiot came up with such a vicious method, such a suicidal act?

"These idiots!"

Lena, use our newspaper to clear Superman's name. These people are maliciously wasting Superman's time saving people!

Let's focus on this point first and criticize those people relentlessly! Let's suppress this trend of mockery online!

Also, go see a psychologist and have them do a personality profile of Superman. In case Superman has mental health issues... remember to always carry a Kryptonite gun, just in case.

"Ha, Lex, why do you seem more anxious than Superman? Aren't you eager to take him down?"

"Yes, I'm going to deal with him, so I'll keep studying him! It's because I've studied him thoroughly that I know how terrifying he can be when he goes crazy!"

Moreover, this disgusting method is not what I want.

This method, besides disgusting him and lowering his moral standards, does absolutely no good!

Lex's desperate defense of Superman at this moment resembled that of a child whose toy had been taken away, praising how wonderful the toy was to others.

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In his rented apartment, Clark Kent, who had just returned home from get off work, was carefully examining the contents of a smear website.

Stimulated by that information, his almost rusted super brain finally started to move!

Super Brain: The best way to solve a problem is to solve the person who asked it. Use your superpowers and crush them!

Clark Kent: ...

This... makes no difference whether it's there or not!

Just as he was thinking of a solution, the webpage for "The Boys" suddenly updated!

The buzz exploded instantly, reaching the top of the trending list. It was impossible for Clark to ignore it, and within minutes, people started commenting.

[Hahaha, Homelander is such a giant baby who loves drinking milk!]

[Hey bro, is it possible that Superman is also a giant baby, hahaha, he also likes to drink milk in his mother's arms, hahaha...]

[...]

Clark clicked on "The Boys" out of curiosity and took a look at its contents.

When I saw Homelander, I felt my worldview was shaken. That Homelander really deserves to die!

Let alone ordinary people, even Superman would have murderous intent towards this Homelander. This man is truly wicked; he would kill without hesitation for fame.

However, the super brain suddenly activated again, and Clark suddenly realized that the character the author wrote seemed to be implying something about him. If he actually did the same things as in the novel, wouldn't he also become a Homelander?

It's hard! Superman's fist has hardened!

"...Don't let me find out who wrote this! Otherwise, I won't mind pretending to be a Homelander!"

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A certain author.

Tian Xiaoban, who was playing computer games in a five-star hotel in the metropolis, was frantically typing away, trying to vent his frustration at having messed things up with himself.

The crackling electric arcs at his fingertips showed that he was using electricity to propel himself, frantically typing away with his enhanced fingers.

As he was writing, his website backend suddenly received an unknown message.

At first, he thought it was because people were watching "The Boys" to gain his fans, but after seeing the Lexcorp logo, he roughly guessed who it was.

"No way, I was found so quickly?"

Tian Xiaoban opened it and saw that it was a challenge letter, sent to him by Lex Luther, the president of Lex Group.

The document's contents were simple: [You think you can handle Superman? No! Only I can, you rat hiding in the gutter! Stop your dirty tricks, or you will become my enemy! The enemy of the richest man in Metropolis! — Lex Luthor.]

"Tch, Leigh is hogging his food again! I'm not really trying to ruin Superman, why am I worrying unnecessarily? I'm just trying to train him!"

Tian Xiaoban has only one purpose in creating all of this!

To help Superman mature quickly, this young Superman is about to experience being boycotted by all of humanity, so Tian Xiaoban gave him a rehearsal first.

This is not an exaggeration by Tian Xiaoban. When he became Poop Superman, he did take a look out of the solar system.

He was surprised to discover that a spaceship was heading towards Earth.

He spent another minute carefully scanning the spaceship with his X-ray vision and discovered that there were about a hundred Kryptonians inside.

Because they were too far from Earth, and because his transformation time was limited at the time, Tian Xiaoban did not deal with them directly.

Therefore, in the near future, Superman's Kryptonian identity will be exposed, leading to a crisis of trust with Earthlings, at which point he will be abandoned by everyone.

Tian Xiaoban was bringing this scenario forward, allowing Superman to see through human nature earlier, so that even if a crisis of trust occurs again in the future, he will have the experience to deal with it.

Tap tap tap… Tian Xiaoban quickly replied to Lex:

[Listen up, you stupid bald Lex! You have no idea how great I am! This world is a million times more dangerous than you, you deadbeat, imagine! The sooner Superman confronts the dark side of humanity, the better he can protect the world! —A handsome guy passing through Metropolis.]

When Lex Luthor saw the reply, he was so angry he almost had a stroke. He punched his lab table repeatedly, smashing the solid wood table to pieces.

He vowed to teach this guy who was dancing in the minefield a lesson about what the Lexcorp's methods were all about!

Lex used all his connections to shut down this Superman smear website and put its author on an underground bounty list, aiming to find him, dead or alive.

Lena Luthor was also investigating this person. Compared to the furious Lex Luthor, she actually cared more about that sentence: "This world is a million times more dangerous than you, you bald geezer, can imagine!"

What exactly does that person know? Why would he say that? And he seems to know Lex very well, otherwise he wouldn't have used words that could anger Lex.

"What an interesting fellow!"

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Early in the morning, Superman was completely bewildered.

He had insomnia yesterday and didn't go to sleep. He spent the whole night checking different websites for negative stories about Superman.

However, just as he was using his thermal vision to toast bread and make coffee this morning, all of Superman's negative stories disappeared!

When I wanted to browse those websites while eating, the smear websites disappeared!

It wasn't just one or two, but all of them were gone. No matter how he searched, all the websites that used to display pop-ups were gone.

"What's wrong? Did something happen?"

Clark frowned; he sensed something was wrong.

He immediately opened other web forums, but to his surprise, the forums were all filled with praise for Superman.

What's strange is that he still saw comments criticizing Superman appearing online, but they disappeared the next second.

Someone is controlling the comments!

Something must have happened!

He activated his super hearing, filtering out the clutter, and felt that today's cries for help were less familiar and more unfamiliar.

[Don't come any closer!!!... Superman, save me! Ah!]

[I'll never do it again! No, please let me go, Superman, save me!!!]

[Don't shoot! I've agreed to help you! Ah...! Fuck, you're really shooting!]

There were gunshots, and someone was calling for help!

Clark Kent ripped off his pajamas, put on his battle suit, and Suboman reappeared, flying towards the cries for help with lightning speed.

........................

Just a few kilometers away in an office building, a group of gangsters are forcing a group of online trolls to do their jobs.

Lex Luthor opened a bounty yesterday, inviting all gangs to participate, without setting a number of participants.

Therefore, thanks to his large number of followers, he was able to delete all of Superman's negative information and reverse his reputation in just one hour.

But among the lower-level gangs in the metropolis, not many are truly intelligent.

All they know is that they can make money by praising Superman online, but their general education level is not high. If they were to praise him, they would most likely say things like, "Superman is so damn cool!" or "Yay~ Superman is so damn awesome!"

So, a shrewd gangster came up with an idea: kidnap a newspaper office building and get those sycophantic reporters to write articles for them, making money off them!

Upon hearing this, the gang leader exclaimed, "A generous gift of crabs! What a great idea!" So he put it into practice.

The results were also very impressive. The reporter was different from those who didn't do well in their studies; he couldn't stop praising them!

That's what you call professional!

But there are always exceptions, and the situation in the newspaper office building that Superman just heard about is an example of an exception.

Strangely enough, perhaps because they were used to being arrogant as reporters, coupled with Superman's long history of timely rescues, they lacked a normal understanding of their own strength when facing those gangsters.

They actually wanted to resist! Houli Crab wanted to fight these armed gangsters hand-to-hand.

Then, times changed, and the gangsters made the loudest reporters eat a few iron peanuts.

After being shot several times in the thigh, the reporters' eyes suddenly cleared. Holy crap, that's brutal! Where's Superman? Help!

That's how the previous cries for help came about.

…………

boom!

The glass of the floor-to-ceiling window shattered, shards scattered all over the floor.

Superman smashed through the window and, seeing a dozen gang members holding guns and forcing reporters to type, he said:

"Surrender, or I'll pack you up and send you to the police station."

Strange things started happening.

Those gang members weren't afraid of Superman at all; on the contrary, they were all smiles.

One of them even enthusiastically pulled Superman to a desk, pointed to the praise on the forum, and said proudly:

"Superman, how about these few words of praise? Hehehe, don't worry, with us helping you control public opinion, you definitely won't be disappointed!"

Upon hearing this, the expressions of all the reporters present changed!

What? The mastermind behind this is Superman?!

Caught off guard and falsely accused, Superman frantically waved his hands, quickly clarifying, "No, no, no, I don't know anything about this!"