American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Even with Superman's Kryptonian physique honed by the sun and his terrifying bio-field covering the entire city, he couldn't find that poop-loving Superman.

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Superman's recent outrageous behavior has been seen as overly arrogant by some. Does having power mean he can do whatever he wants?

Some high-ranking officials in Metropolis believe that superhumans need to be restricted!

Lex Luthor has found a way to deal with Metropolis Superman, which has boosted their confidence.

Furthermore, it also serves as a signal, telling everyone that as long as humans find the right methods, superhumans are also easy to deal with.

But that poop superhero is dangerous! Dangerous in every sense of the word. He's as powerful as Superman, but even more... bizarre!

People who like to joke around are prone to being easily startled and unstable, and instability means danger!

Of course, the reason for causing trouble for superhumans is not important; what matters is being able to limit their power or eliminate their power!

And so, the collaboration between Metropolitan's top management and Lex began!

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Tian Xiaoban has been busy these past few days.

While training his telekinesis, he also spread rumors about Superman on the Metropolitan Internet.

With his newly acquired internet knowledge, he became known as a keyboard warrior.

He also created a website online.

The website's theme is: Superman's Scandalous Secrets.

He wrote down the speech given by Poop Superman in front of the Lexcorp Corporation and posted the speech, which was full of flaws.

Furthermore, he uploaded his recollections of "The Boys" to the website as a novel. The accompanying illustration was still a smiling Superman image.

There's also a book called "108 Ways to Deal with Superman," which is his labor of love. It basically includes all the rhetoric that can be used to manipulate or morally blackmail Superman!

It's fair to say that most of Superman's recent unhappiness is due to him.

Although the website wasn't particularly hidden, it was practically invisible to Superman, a respectable person whose only job was saving lives.

Moreover, there are quite a few similar websites that expose Superman's dirty secrets. This one, created by Tian Xiaoban, is really inconspicuous, as it has only been around for a few days.

After finishing today's episode of "The Boys" and writing about Homelander's famous scene of walking his bird under the moon, Tian Xiaoban felt completely refreshed.

"Hehehe Superman, I really hope you can see this soon, hahahahaha I'm doing this all to train you!"

Tian Xiaoban's idea was to let Superman experience all the setbacks he was supposed to face in life, and get his pathetic super brain working!

Those books are written to bully honest people. Only when Superman starts using his brain will he not easily suffer defeat!

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"Well done, Lex Luthor! I've always had high hopes for you, but I didn't expect you to be so quick, hahaha!"

General Lane, Lois Lane's father, is also currently Superman's number one hater.

The reason for targeting Superman is simple: Superman is too close to her daughter Lois Lane!

This kept the old father's fist hard.

The handguns and army he had were no match for Superman, so he sought cooperation with Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor, who was doing research, originally didn't want to take any orders, but when he learned that it was General Ryan who came to ask for a weapon to deal with Superman...

Without the slightest hesitation, he agreed! He even upgraded the kryptonite gun he had previously made and sold it to General Ryan.

General Ryan was absolutely captivated by the twenty high-tech kryptonite weapons!

"Don't rush, General Ryan. I actually want to discuss another collaboration with you. Please come with me!"

General Ryan nodded and gave his soldiers a look, signaling them to take the kryptonite weapons back first.

He then went to Lex Luthor's laboratory.

The 800-square-meter laboratory was filled with stuff.

Lex Luthor led him around in circles before finally getting inside, and then General Ryan saw something that really excited him.

"This is what I want to collaborate with you on: a multi-functional drone!"

It can carry various weapons and can be remotely controlled over a long distance, with the current maximum distance being three kilometers. It is safe, secure, and energy-efficient!

A single drone may have limited combat capability, but, General Ryan, when you have a battle group, all fighting together, that's a different story!

A battle formation composed of hundreds of drones can encircle and suppress enemy forces, and even launch remote self-destruction when necessary!

General Ryan was very tempted, but he always felt that this kid was just trying to fool him!

He nitpicked, "These things are very effective against ordinary people, but how are you going to deal with Superman? He'll just blow them away with a single breath!"

"Hahahaha..." Lex Luthor was amused and laughed for five minutes before he calmed down.

He said, "Superman is easier to deal with than ordinary people! All you need to do is load these drones with green kryptonite, and Superman will turn into a soft-legged crab whenever he gets close to them!"

"This is enough to deal with Superman. My goal is to use these things to catch that bird or that poop Superman!"

General Ryan frowned. He had also heard of those two guys, but they were just a flash in the pan, and hadn't shown up for three days: "Those two guys aren't as easy to deal with as Superman."

"So, do you want to cooperate with me? I can help you deal with Superman first."

"make a deal!"

Chapter 44 Lai Tu: Damn it, how is this possible!

At this moment, Tian Xiaoban was standing in front of the fried chicken shop from before.

He was invited to participate in a competitive eating contest, and people from the whole street gathered around, making the area in front of the fried chicken shop very lively.

Tian Xiaoban will have to compete with 20 contestants, each with a frighteningly large size, in a contest of eating capacity.

The piles of hot dogs, hamburgers, and fried chicken were the competition items. Each plateful they ate earned them one point, and the person with the most points at the end won.

The other contestants were all tank-sized, while Tian Xiaoban, with her well-proportioned and healthy figure, looked too thin.

Compared to others, he seemed out of place; he was like a screw stuck in a tank, and nobody had high hopes for him.

Compared to the chubby guy who looks like he can eat a lot, Tian Xiaoban, who looks rather thin, seems like he's just there to make up the numbers.

Even the fried chicken shop owner wasn't very optimistic about him. Like everyone else around him, he actually trusted the contestants sitting to the left and right of Tian Xiaoban more.

Bob and Lisa were the champions in the previous two years.

Competitions like this naturally involve gambling, and the amounts wagered by these restaurant owners are definitely not low.

The competition officially began as the fried chicken shop owner blew his whistle!

In less than ten minutes, each contestant easily finished a plate of food.

To everyone's surprise, Tian Xiaoban, the shortest of the group, ate faster than the others!

But by the third round, the gap in the game began to widen. The two players were the first to collapse from overeating and were taken away by staff on trolleys to a nearby hospital to induce vomiting.

The competition continues.

By the time they reached the fifth plate, only three people remained on the table: Bob, Lisa, and Tian Xiaoban.

Tian Xiaoban used the cheat-like electric current to continuously strengthen his stomach, but he couldn't possibly strengthen it to the point where he could instantly digest what he had just eaten.

It still takes some time to digest!

Therefore, the food that is eaten is like a biscuit in a hydraulic press, forcibly compressed by the stomach, and can be digested after the game is over.

In the end, Bob ate five plates, and Lisa ate six.

Tian Xiaoban alone ate eight plates of food!

They won two more games than those two strong opponents!

A crushing victory!

Congratulations! Tian Xiaoban struggled to her feet and declared victory to everyone present:

"I am! The King of Rice!"

There were very few cheers around.

Because those cheering were all business owners who had made a fortune from gambling.

Boom!

Tian Xiaoban was lying on the dining table, panting heavily!

I can't take it anymore, my stomach feels bloated and I have indigestion.

"Boss, can you hurry up with the awards ceremony? I feel like I'm about to end up in the hospital! I feel so full and uncomfortable!"

"Okay, okay!" The fried chicken shop owner readily agreed.

Although Tian Xiaoban's victory caused him to lose a lot of money gambling, today's match will be recorded in the history of his fried chicken shop!

This served as a perfect advertisement for the next competitive eating contest.

The boss picked up the prizes from the tray and handed them to Tian Xiaoban one by one:

"This is a medal. From now on, as long as you bring this medal, you can come to our store and get a free fried chicken meal!"

These are vouchers. Each voucher can be used for one fried chicken meal. There are 500 vouchers in total.

Tian Xiaoban accepted the prize: "Thank you. Could you please tell me where the restroom is?"

"Go inside the store, turn left and walk to the end. Do you need me to help you? You look very unwell."

Tian Xiaoban was working hard to digest her food, so her stomach was a little bloated. With so many people around, it was definitely uncomfortable to hold in her farts!

"No need, no need! I can do it myself!"

Tian Xiaoban ran towards the toilet.

The owner exclaimed, "He eats so much, and he can still run? That's amazing!"

As soon as I entered the toilet, a series of loud farts wafted out, driving everyone away.

Once the restroom was empty, Tian Xiaoban transformed!

Tian Xiaoban thought that as long as she had a new body, she wouldn't feel so bad!