The Evil Thoughts of Hogwarts and the Genie
霍格沃茨与灯神的邪念
Summary
"If I gave you three chances to make a wish, what would you wish for? Immortality? World peace? True love?" Edmund Soman smiled and shook his head.
"I will make those who want immortality die a miserable death in the wilderness; I will make those who hope for world peace witness the world descend into chaos; and finally, I will take those who want true love to the wedding of their true love—you know, the groom is not him."
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Hogwarts in 1971 was relatively peaceful, and this year's freshmen were full of talent: the parents of the Savior, the Half-Blood Prince, the traitor of the Black family, and the kind-hearted werewolf.
Therefore, adding another genie who has come back from the dead wouldn't seem out of place, right?
With Voldemort's rise to power, this living father genie will seize the opportunity to teach him a lesson about what a deep-seated problem truly is.
"So the greatest misfortune of my life was killing the real Edmund Soman and awakening you."
"No. Your greatest misfortune in this life is that looking down you don't have the class of Grindelwald, and looking up you don't bring me as much joy as provoking Dumbledore."
The genie of fun raised his wand, gleefully becoming the savior of the wizarding world—his next goal was to surpass Dumbledore in influence and become the greatest wizard of the century…
Then they strapped the old man to a rocket and launched him to the moon.
- 1 Chapter 1 The Boy Who Came Back from the Dead
- 2 Chapter 2 Lily Evans
- 3 Chapter 3 Great-great-grandfather Dumbledore
- 4 Chapter 4 Old Stories
- 5 Chapter 5, Platform 9¾
- 6 Chapter 6 The Little Wizards
- 7 Chapter 7 The Living Castle
- 8 Chapter 8 Half-Giants and the Sorting Ceremony
- 9 Chapter 9 Edmund's Complex Composition
- 10 Chapter 10 Imprisonment, oh no, I mean, Check-in
- 11 Chapter 11 The Adventures of the Loyal Fairy
- 12 Chapter 12 Defense Against the Dark Arts
- 13 Chapter 13 What makes a reliable professor?
- 14 Chapter 14 What makes a reliable professor?
- 15 Chapter 15 The Spell to the Future
- 16 Chapter 16 Edmund's Ambition
- 17 Chapter 17 What is a snobbish professor like?
- 18 Chapter 18 Potions Class
- 19 Chapter 19 Potions Genius
- 20 Chapter 20 "Mudbloods" and the UMNO
- 21 Chapter 21: Come to the principal's office once after class.
- 22 Chapter 22 History of Magic and Longbottom
- 23 Chapter 23 The Principal's Office
- 24 Chapter 24 The Principal's Office
- 25 Chapter 25 The Resurrection Stone of the Mischievous Child
- 26 Chapter 26 The Spell of the Unexpected and the Origin of Muggles
- 27 Chapter 27 Is God a Wizard?
- 28 Chapter 28 Fluid Curse
- 29 Chapter 29 Spells Lesson
- 30 Chapter 30 Spells Lesson
- 31 Chapter 31 Why Did the Magic Power Dwindle?
- 32 Chapter 32 "Father" and Son
- 33 Chapter 33 The Truth? And Transfiguration
- 34 Chapter 34 The Systemic Transformation Techniques of the Snake Swarm
- 35 Chapter 35 Gamp's Basic Transformation Rules
- 36 Chapter 36 Flight Lessons and Muggle Magazines
- 37 Chapter 37 The Girls of Gryffindor
- 38 Chapter 38 Herbalism and Astronomy
- 39 Chapter 39 The Adventures of Battery No. 1
- 40 Chapter 40 Wizard's Gamble
- 41 Chapter 41 Duel Club
- 42 Chapter 42 Duel Club
- 43 Chapter 43 Recruiting Soldiers and Buying Fathers
- 44 Chapter 44 Escalation of Conflict
- 45 Chapter 45 Slytherin Style
- 46 Chapter 46 The Principal's Office - 2 Visits
- 47 Chapter 47 The Squib of the Parade and the Night Wanderer
- 48 Chapter 48 The Alliance of Fathers' Worries Takes Initial Shape
- 49 Chapter 49 Paper Flowers, Paper Cranes, Paper Airplanes
- 50 Chapter 50 Apollo 11
- 51 Chapter 51 is just as bad as Mudblood.
- 52 Chapter 52 is so heartbreaking.
- 53 Chapter 53 Only You Are Telling the Truth
- 54 Chapter 54
- 55 Chapter 55
- 56 Chapter 56 A confidant in life
- 57 Chapter 57 Blood Pack and Pen
- 58 Chapter 58 Pen Pal's Uneven Academic Performance
- 59 Chapter 59: The verdict is in! The verdict is in!
- 60 Chapter 60 The Unrepentant Magical Monkey
- 61 Chapter 61 The Magical Monkey and the Invisibility Cloak
- 62 Chapter 62 The Magical Monkey That Broke Up
- 63 Chapter 63 Lion Cubs Fighting
- 64 Chapter 64 Where Did This Living Father Come From?
- 65 Chapter 65TD
- 66 Chapter 66 Hunting Ground Guard
- 67 Chapter 67 A Thin Bloodline
- 68 Chapter 68 Azkaban
- 69 Chapter 69 He tried
- 70 Chapter 70 Old Friends
- 71 Chapter 71 An unexpected encounter with a natural enemy, despite all efforts, is not enough to defea
- 72 Author's Note on the Launch of Chapter 72
- 73 Chapter 73 Gaunt's Old House
- 74 Chapter 74 His Name
- 75 Chapter 75 Standard Spells
- 76 Chapter 76 "Playing the Role"
- 77 Chapter 77 Werewolf Corpse Halloween
- 78 Chapter 78 Breaking the Ice
- 79 Chapter 79 Someone's got nothing better to do than come to Hogwarts and fart.
- 80 Chapter 80 You killed someone? How many?
- 81 Chapter 81 Dumbledore is suspected to be Voldemort
- 82 Chapter 82 Don't Treat the Old Snake Like a Fool
- 83 Chapter 83 Sigh! Can they reconcile?
- 84 Chapter 84 Christmas Eve
- 85 Chapter 85 Bloodlust Question
- 86 Chapter 86 Don't you have any other friends?
- 87 Chapter 87 A Tiny Sprout
- 88 Chapter 88 I see you've already chosen your own death.
- 89 Chapter 89 I'm cursing Dumbledore
- 90 Chapter 90 I'm Fighting Dumbledore
- 91 Chapter 91 The Evans House
- 92 Chapter 92 Filch and Moody
- 93 Chapter 93 Return to Nurmengard
- 94 Chapter 94 Outdated Old Things
- 95 Chapter 95: Part of the Truth Related to the Genie
- 96 Chapter 96 The Genie and the Wizard of Despair
- 97 Chapter 97 Nesting in the Ministry of Magic
- 98 Chapter 98 Christmas Eve at the Black Family
- 99 Chapter 99 The Queen on the Chessboard
- 100 Chapter 100 He Wants to Tell the Truth
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