Medical Sovereign

"Then let me tell you a joke."

Ding Ningqian donkey was poor, so he could only squat beside her with a bitter face and accompany her. After holding back for a long time, he came up with such an idea. Seeing that Xiao Nuo still ignored him, he said to himself:

"The woman said: Husband, I want to eat instant noodles. The man said: I will cook it for you. The woman said: I don't want to eat our brand. The man said: Then I will go out and buy it. The woman replied: After cooking, the house is full of instant noodles. The smell of noodles is so bad. The man sighed and said: Then I’ll soak it and bring it back for you. The woman pouted and said: It’s not good to eat when it’s cold. The man said helplessly: Then let’s go out to eat. The woman shook her head: It's too cold outside, and I'm too lazy to go downstairs. My husband is a little angry: what do you want to do? My wife said coquettishly: I want to eat instant noodles... This is how men are driven crazy."

"Puchi!" I don't know if it was because Xiao Nuo's smile was too low, or because Ding Ning's mournful expression was very amused, or because she felt that the man in the joke seemed to be talking about himself, but she really laughed.

"Oh my god, you don't cry anymore."

Ding Ning heaved a sigh of relief, coaxing women was more tiring than fighting.

"Hmph, I'll let you off this time, and next time, I'll cry to death for you."

Xiao Nuo wiped away his tears, gave him a coquettish white look, suddenly felt that his expression and words seemed a little too ambiguous, he turned his head away in a panic, and when he turned his face again, he had returned to being as cold as ice.

Ding Ning was amazed at the speed of this face change, and asked embarrassingly, "Are you cold?"

It was originally a question of concern, but when he asked it with an obscene taste, Xiao Nuo's cheeks flushed, and he gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You still say?"

"Uh, pretend I didn't ask." Then Ding Ning remembered that his trousers were still wet, and accidentally touched his sensitive place again.

In fact, he really didn't think about that, but people thought so, and he didn't have the slightest temper. The move of crying and killing was too ruthless, and it was his nemesis.

Feeling that the numbness disappeared and his physical strength had recovered, he nodded and bowed like a little girl, leading the way ahead.

Fortunately, there is no fork in the cave, and the cave is getting wider and wider as you walk along the same road. Ding Ning has completely overturned the assumption that this place was once an air-raid shelter at this time.

But if it is an ancient tomb, it doesn't look like it. He hasn't seen any traces of the tomb so far, but it looks like a huge underground passage.

Xiao Nuo took the flashlight and kept shining it around to prevent the Bat King from making a surprise attack again. He secretly rejoiced that he didn't make a bet with this guy again, otherwise he would be tricked into kissing him again.

But when she remembered that she still owed him a kiss, she became flustered for a while, and she peeked at his handsome back, with a strange brilliance in her beautiful eyes.

If it wasn't for that person, it must be interesting to be with him.

Oh, Xiao Nuo, what are you thinking, he is just a stranger you met by chance, you don't even know his real name.

After today, you will not have any intersection, forget it!

I don't know why, when she had this thought, she felt an inexplicable sadness in her heart, and her eyes became a little sad.

rustle! There were bursts of slight noises in the distance.

"not good!"

Ding Ning suddenly stopped and let out a low drink, his face became extremely ugly.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Nuo was preoccupied, he didn't pay attention, and bumped his head against Ding Ning's back.

Ding Ning took her hand back and held her in his arms, making her go stiff, thinking bitterly, this guy won't want to fulfill his bet at this time.

Well, anyway, this debt will have to be repaid sooner or later, it doesn't matter if it's sooner or later, just come if you want to kiss.

Xiao Nuo blushed and pursed his mouth, and there was a hint of anticipation in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Ding Ning squatted down suddenly, supported her buttocks, separated her legs and let her ride on his shoulders.

Xiao Nuo was overwhelmed with shame and indignation,

He secretly slandered, how old is he, and he still plays the game of riding a piss neck, let alone a wet piss neck, it is really embarrassing.

But Ding Ning's next words made her hands and feet go cold, and all her thoughts disappeared: "We are surrounded by a large group of mice. You must be afraid of mice, so you are on my shoulders. I will carry you. Don't be afraid."

Xiao Nuo's flustered heart miraculously stabilized, a warm current arose in his heart, and he asked in a gentle tone never before: "Then what should you do?"

"I'm fine, these mice can't help me!"

Ding Ning said that he was sure, but he was also trembling in his heart. With his eyesight, he could already see those mice.

Although he didn't have trypophobia, there were tens of thousands of mice gathered together in such a dense crowd, and the small mung bean-like eyes flashed a strange light in the dark, which still made his scalp tingle.

The only thing that made him breathe a sigh of relief was that these rats were ordinary rats, and they couldn't even bite through his artificial skin. If they were as powerful as vampire bats, he could only turn around and run for his life.

"Grandma, that guy is really evil. Not only can he control cats, but he can also control bats and mice. I hope there are no snakes here..."

Ding Ning complained in a low voice, but before he finished speaking, his face changed, wishing to slap himself, this broken mouth is really good but not bad.

Speaking of Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, countless long worms emerged from the darkness behind the rats.

There are not only snakes, but also spiders, scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches and all kinds of strangely shaped insects.

The numbers are not many, but if they are gathered together, that is a proper Zerg army. Ding Ning is beating his heart, who is the opponent? Why is it so evil that even bugs can be controlled?

He really wanted to turn around and run away, not because he was afraid, these bugs couldn't do anything to him, but mainly because it was so disgusting.

But before he turned around, he found that the way behind him was also blocked by those disgusting things.

Surrounded by these things, Ding Ning took a deep breath, and regardless of Xiao Nuo who was already stunned, he pulled out a large folding knife and prepared to go all out.

But he soon discovered that, following bursts of whistling whistles, those rats, snakes, insects and the like only surrounded them from a distance, but did not launch an attack as he thought, but instead Some were writhing restlessly, as if resisting something.

Ding Ning's heart moved. It seemed that even if the mysterious person could control these things, he couldn't control them like he could control the black cat. He could only affect them to a certain extent through his voice.

This made him gloat in his heart, it would be best for these things to kill each other.

But his hope soon came to nothing. Although the mysterious man couldn't let them attack him obediently, they still didn't disperse and surrounded him.

Ding Ning didn't dare to move at this time, if he stepped on some old man and aroused public anger, he was not afraid of having bio-simulation skin, at most he would be disgusted, but Xiao Nuo couldn't bear the teeth of these things.

Thinking of the scorpions, centipedes, tigers, and snakes overwhelming himself, the picture was so beautiful and gentle that he couldn't help shivering.

"What... what should we do? Are we going to die here?"

Xiao Nuo was trembling all over, not even daring to breathe, and asked in a trembling voice.

As a girl, Ding Ning admired her courage for not urinating in the face of these terrifying creatures.

He raised his hand and patted her tight, elastic thighs, "I have everything, don't be afraid!"

"I...I..." Xiao Nuo seemed to want to say something, but he hesitated to speak again and again.

"What's wrong with you? If you have something to say, if you fart, uh, no, you can't fart, don't break a hole in my neck."

Ding Ning made a vulgar joke to ease her nervousness.

"I...I want...I want to pee!"

Xiao Nuo was ashamed and angry, his face turned into a big red cloth, and he said in a voice like a mosquito.

Ding Ning smiled wryly in astonishment, Auntie, what are you kidding? Isn't peeing courting death at this time?

Now the enemies in all directions are in high spirits. Once you pee, who dares to say that the sound of water will not attract the attacks of these disgusting creatures.

But he could understand Xiao Nuo's mood at the moment. When the tension and fear reached a certain level, he would feel the urgency to urinate, and in severe cases, the bladder muscles would spasm and become out of control, which is commonly known as incontinence.

This made him extremely embarrassed, but if he didn't solve it, he couldn't let her really incontinence pee on his neck, right?

The male protagonist and the beautiful women are all on a journey of eroticism, why is he so disgusting when he becomes the male protagonist?

Ding Ning secretly complained about the author's ideas, squatted down helplessly, and said softly: "I can't control the shit and fart, it seems that I can only solve it on the spot, just pee here?"

"Here? How can this work?"

Xiao Nuo blushed so much that he could bleed, even if she was beaten to death, she would be embarrassed to urinate in front of a man, thinking about that scene, she wished she could stab her head to death.

"Sister, I think you have to practice your courage. You are also the captain of the special police when you say that. We sons and daughters of the world are informal, aren't we just peeing? If you think you are at a disadvantage, I will accompany you."

In order to dispel her scruples, Ding Ning set an example by unzipping her trousers and starting to release the water.

"ah!"

Xiao Nuo hastily turned his head away, spat lightly, and secretly scolded Ding Ning for being so shameless, but felt strangely that he was not so shy anymore.

A famous psychologist once said that if you want a person to do a certain behavior without causing trouble to himself, the best way is to accompany him to make the same mistake.

While there's nothing wrong with peeing, it works just as well in this case.

Although Xiao Nuo didn't know this truth, but Ding Ning's behavior obviously made her let go a lot, blushing and turned her back to Ding Ning, she unbuttoned her pants and squatted down.

Hearing the sound of rushing water, Ding Ning felt itchy in his heart. Although he really wanted to turn around and take a peek at the big white butt, but he thought that his heart was still very pure, and he decided to resist this evil thought with great perseverance.

After all, although he is romantic, he is not obscene. Although there is only one word difference between these two words, the meanings they represent are worlds apart.

Merry is a kind of character, a kind of demeanor, a kind of style, and a kind of sublimation on the realm.

As for obscenity, it is the character of using the lower body to think about problems and only relying on desire and instinct to act like a beast, which is commonly known as a stinky hooligan.

Xiao Nuo's heart was beating like a drum, her face was so red that water dripped out, she never thought that one day she would take off her pants to pee in front of a man, this kind of shyness made her forget her fear, forget her fear.

When she was done, she pulled up her trousers and lowered her head, not daring to look at Ding Ning, but Ding Ning knelt down and put her on his shoulders with empathy.

This made Xiao Nuo inexplicably feel a sense of intimacy and familiarity with Ding Ning, or a sense of security and dependence.

The communication between a man and a woman is basically from strangers to acquaintances, from acquaintance to acquaintance, and then from acquaintance to love.

As for Xiao Nuo, her psychology is very delicate at the moment, although her acquaintance with Ding Ning is short, even less than a day, but it feels like she has known him for countless years.