Sky Curtain: Random stalls with rhinoceros horns, shaking the entire dynasty.

Sky Curtain: Random stalls with rhinoceros horns, shaking the entire dynasty.

天幕:带兕子随机摆摊,万朝震动

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As the night market opened, Jiang Feng, a poor student worrying about next month's rent, had just bound himself to the random stall system when a little princess from the Tang Dynasty, dressed in a pomegranate-red ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress), suddenly popped out from under his cart! Jiang Feng mistook her for a lost, gluttonous child in Hanfu (traditional Han clothing), and reluctantly fed her some freshly fried golden-brown crispy pork. Little did he know, all of this was being broadcast live across the heavens above! As Jiang Feng poured out a whole bucket of clear oil to fry the crispy pork until golden brown, tossed the wok to stir-fry the glistening grains of Supreme Fried Rice, and then served a bowl of cool, sweet, and sticky dessert, feeding it bite by bite to the greasy little Si Zi, Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty slammed his fist on the table, exclaiming in disbelief: "You spendthrift! You actually used a whole bucket of clear oil to fry pork? Are the people of later generations even richer and more extravagant than our imperial palace?" Emperor Qin Shi Huang, the First Emperor of Qin, sat up in shock: "That glistening golden rice has caused a frenzy among the people! It must be an elixir of immortality. If I could eat it, I would surely live for a thousand generations!" Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms clutched his head and swallowed hard: "I have witnessed such rare delicacies..." Feeling ravenously hungry, even his headache seemed to have lessened by a third! "Quickly summon the cooks to me!" Meanwhile, facing the sizzling grilled squid, Little Sizi ate with sauce all over his face, his big eyes sparkling. "Wow! These long-legged skewers are so chewy, they're so bouncy in my mouth!" Holding a bowl of golden fried rice, Little Sizi proudly showed off with his little spoon. "Wow! This shiny rice dances in my mouth! I want another big bowl!" Meanwhile, far away in the Tang Dynasty, Li Er couldn't help but wipe the drool from his mouth: "Jiang Feng! I order you to send me a portion too!"

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