Sky Curtain: Random stalls with rhinoceros horns, shaking the entire dynasty.

Chapter 11 I took a bath by myself, and Little Nangjun waited for me outside.

Old Zhu pointed to the sky and complained with great distress.

"In our Great Ming Imperial Palace, even if it were just you and me wanting to take a hot bath, the eunuchs in the imperial kitchen would have to chop wood and boil water half an hour in advance, carrying bucket after bucket into the bathtub!"

"Not only is it time-consuming and laborious, but it also wastes a lot of firewood!"

"Look at what's happened in later generations! A white square box hangs on the wall; it needs no servants, no firewood, just a gentle twist of the wrist, and a continuous stream of hot water gushes out!"

"How much manpower and resources will this save? Are all the craftsmen of later generations reincarnations of Lu Ban?!"

Empress Ma was also filled with wonder and exclaimed.

"These later artifacts are indeed full of ingenuity."

"If such a device that can produce hot water without burning firewood could be used in the homes of the people of our Great Ming, then during the cold winter months, everyone would suffer less from frostbite."

The Qin Dynasty

Ying Zheng, however, had a completely different perspective when he looked at the spraying hot water.

"Water without roots! This must be water without roots from a celestial abode!"

Ying Zheng's eyes shone brightly as he paced excitedly back and forth in the hall.

"It can spew out warm, celestial spring water without needing firewood to heat it; this thing must be connected to an underground fire vein or a celestial pool in the sky!"

"If I could bathe in such a sacred spring, I would surely be cleansed of the impurities of my mortal body and prolong my life!"

A modern single-person apartment bathroom.

Jiang Feng tested the water temperature and felt it was just right. He then took a clean new towel and placed it on the shelf next to him. He also added a pump of children's bath gel to the basin and stirred it with his hands to create many dense bubbles.

"Alright, little Sizi, the water's ready. You can take off your clothes and take a bath now."

Jiang Feng stood up and pointed outside the door.

"Your brother is a boy, and you are a girl. There are differences between boys and girls, and you can't let others see you when you're taking a bath."

"Your brother will be right outside the door watching over you. Just wash yourself quietly in the basin. If there's anything you can't reach or the water gets cold, just call out to your brother, okay?"

Little Sizi obediently raised her head. Although she used to be washed by palace maids, she had vaguely heard her mother mention the difference between men and women, so she nodded sensibly.

"Okay~ I'll take a bath by myself, Little Nangjun will wait for me outside~"

Jiang Feng smiled and left the bathroom, closing the frosted glass door tightly behind him. He then crossed his arms and leaned against the wall outside the door like a dutiful doorman.

In the bathroom, Xiao Sizi looked at the closed door and began to reach out her little hands to untie the ties on her ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress).

The Tang Dynasty's ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress) was very complicated to wear. It took the little girl a long time to take off her outer sash and shawl and drape them on a small stool next to her.

However, at this very moment, an unprecedented panic and riot broke out in the Taiji Palace of the Tang Dynasty!

"presumptuous!!!"

Li Shimin was initially impressed by Jiang Feng's remark about the "distinction between men and women" and his initiative to avoid suspicion.

But when he saw that the image on the screen was still fixed on the small bathroom, watching his daughter undress, this emperor of all ages instantly became furious and his blood boiled.

"Close your eyes! Everyone, close your eyes! Turn around!"

Li Shimin let out a thunderous roar, drew his Emperor's Sword from his waist, and surveyed his surroundings with bloodshot eyes.

"Anyone who dares to look up at the sky, I will exterminate their entire family! And gouge out their eyes!"

The imperial guards, eunuchs, and palace maids in the entire square were terrified and immediately fell to the ground with a thud.

He covered his eyes with both hands, his body trembling like a leaf.

Empress Zhangsun was so frightened that her face turned deathly pale, and she almost couldn't catch her breath.

"Your Majesty! This... what should we do! This celestial canopy is something beyond the comprehension of gods and ghosts, visible to everyone under heaven. Is the reputation of my Great Tang princess to be ruined by this celestial canopy today?!"

Empress Zhangsun was heartbroken, and tears streamed down her face like beads from a broken string.

In an era where a woman's chastity was valued more than her life, if the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty were to bathe in front of the whole world, Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun would rather die!

Not only the Tang Dynasty, but also emperors, generals, and ordinary people from various eras such as the Ming Dynasty, the Han Dynasty, and the Three Kingdoms.

At this moment, everyone looked embarrassed and shocked. Many well-mannered scholars covered their eyes and exclaimed, "Don't look at what is improper!"

Just when the Tang emperor and empress were in utter despair, and Li Shimin even considered committing suicide to atone for his sins,

The enormous sky above suddenly underwent a strange change!

Suddenly, without warning, a thick and sacred golden cloud surged up in the originally high-definition image.

The layer of mist seemed to have a life of its own, rapidly spreading across the scene.

In the blink of an eye, the lower half of the entire bathroom, Xiao Sizi's body, and even the surrounding environment were completely covered by this auspicious cloud that emitted a faint golden light.

The entire sky display showed only Xiao Sizi's happy, delicate face covered in water droplets, and the shower head spraying warm water above her head.

All other sensitive areas were perfectly shielded by a thick layer of golden clouds!

This is the "anti-exposure inspection and blocking mode" that comes with the Sky Canopy.

The Datang Square was deathly silent.

Li Shimin's hand, holding the Emperor's Sword, froze in mid-air as he gazed at the rolling golden auspicious cloud in the sky.

Seeing her daughter's happy little face, she felt as if she had experienced the extreme pull from hell to heaven.

With a clang.

The Emperor's Sword fell onto the bluestone slab.

Li Shimin's legs went weak, and he almost fell. His eyes instantly filled with tears of relief at surviving the ordeal.

He took a deep breath, quickly straightened his disheveled dragon robe, pushed away the eunuchs who came to help him, and faced the huge sky with an extremely solemn and dignified expression.

Immediately afterwards, this proud and awe-inspiring Khan actually clasped his hands together, bowed deeply to the sky, and bent his noble imperial body!

"These divine beings... actually understand human ethics and propriety, and know not to look at what is improper!"

Li Shimin's voice trembled, a mixture of extreme fear and deep gratitude.

"Thank Heaven! Thank the gods! They have protected my princess's reputation and preserved the dignity of my royal family! I am deeply gratified! The entire Tang Dynasty should bow down and worship the heavens!"

Empress Zhangsun was also overjoyed and wept, clasping her hands together and repeatedly kneeling before the sky.

"Thank you for your protection, thank you for your protection..."

The Ming Dynasty Era.

Zhu Yuanzhang was originally using his wide sleeves to shield himself and Empress Ma from view, peeking through his fingers.

Seeing that the golden clouds had covered everything, Old Zhu finally breathed a long sigh of relief and lowered his sleeves.

"Phew...that scared me to death! I thought these live streams from later generations were really this shameless!"

Zhu Yuanzhang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with lingering fear.

"Fortunately, Tianmu is a reasonable person who knows the proper distance between men and women. Jiang Feng is also a good person; he knew to avoid suspicion and left."

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