Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

[New book "Reorganizing the Football World, the Giant Club I Joined Collapsed Again" is now available! Check it out!] Cristiano Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: I did come to assist you at first. Cristiano Ronaldo: Then why did I become the assist king? Deng Kai: Because I found that I seem to be able to carry more than you! Don't be angry, being the assist king isn't so bad. Everyone says that you and Messi are in a class of their own now! Cristiano Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Shameless! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boots! Ronaldo: I'll go to your whole family's throat lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let's sway together! Zidane: Take this iron headbutt! Neymar: What about us juniors? Deng Kai: We're all football kings, don't be shy! Let the music continue on the green field, let the dancing continue!