Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Thanks to the referee's timely intervention, the conflict did not escalate.

The match then ended.

The news coverage was overwhelming and sparked controversy.

There are countless young men with bicycles, but only one with a bun! The football coach has come up with another new trick—is it an unfair victory?

Deng Kai showcases his rare skill! He dashes 60 meters with four fried dough balls, carrying the soccer ball into the opponent's goal!

Arjen Robben's brace wasn't enough to save Groningen from a humiliating home defeat to Sporting Lisbon!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Arjen Robben, and Duncan Goal-Scoring! Duncan's six goals make him Sporting Lisbon's top European scorer!

Roles reversed? Cristiano Ronaldo's five assists make him Sporting Lisbon's top European assist provider! Their roles have been swapped with theirs in the league!

Chinese youngster Wu Xudong misses out on the next round of European competition after receiving a red and yellow card! Deng Kai stated after the match that Wu Xudong was the key to the victory!

Wu Xudong freezes Robben; Chinese young players' competitive level exceeds expectations!

Five fouls, three falls, one yellow card, and one red card – Wu Xudong was completely outplayed by Robben! Chinese players are of low quality!

Robben's tearful post-match accusation: We are not sore losers, but we absolutely cannot accept Deng Kai's humiliating behavior towards us!

Deng Kai apologized: "I didn't mean to humiliate anyone. I had my reasons. I needed to use fried dough balls to maintain my footwork at that high speed!"

Deng Kai's technical moves aren't aesthetically pleasing; his showy techniques actually expose his lack of dribbling skills! He hasn't even completed a single successful dribble past an opponent!

This UEFA Youth League Round of 16 match has gone viral once again!

The main focus is on Deng Kai's dribbling performance in the final moments.

The number of views is incredibly high!

Some people think he's handsome.

However, many people repeatedly studied the video to determine whether Deng Kai was trying to show off his skills.

There are all sorts of opinions.

Within the Netherlands, Duncan's reputation is completely ruined.

Ajax U15 player Rafael van der Vaart, who also defeated his opponent to advance to the next round, said: "I don't know if Duncan meant to humiliate Groningen."

"But if it were me, I wouldn't make any exaggerated attempts when the team's victory is already secured. I think that kind of behavior would be somewhat despicable."

"I admire him if he does this when the team is behind or tied, but not when they're leading!"

Teammate Sneijder also stated frankly: "Recently, people have been comparing Duncan, me, and Van der Vaart. I believe we will have the opportunity to show everyone who is worse in the future."

"I don't like players who show off their skills, no matter what."

Subsequently, several star players came forward to criticize Deng Kai.

Guardiola, who has always been a strong supporter of Duncan, also gave an interview to the media: "I don't think Duncan is showing off. He's not that kind of person. I know him."

"Aside from his penchant for reselling autographed merchandise, he has almost no bad habits."

"I watched that video carefully, and it actually exposed his weaknesses. I find it hard to understand why he can run so fast, but he is clearly not used to it. He had some problems with dribbling several times."

"I think it's true that he used fried dough balls to get a feel for his feet. Many players use this technique when training their foot feel."

"Furthermore, from an entertainment perspective, I think the goal was perfect. Groningen's young players were a bit sensitive, but that's understandable, given that they lost the game, and that's a very painful feeling, I know that very well."

Seeing Guardiola's excuses, Deng Kai almost believed them himself.

He was just making it up.

Surprisingly, a football expert actually stepped forward to analyze the situation for him.

This guy is good, we could get along!

No, no, no. The thought that Guardiola would specifically request Gundogan's wife to dine at his restaurant before letting Gundogan play made Deng Kai shake his head again.

This melon is not suitable for consumption.

However, Deng Kai is not too worried about this. Even if he is unfortunately coached by Guardiola in the future, he still has "handles" on Guardiola.

Maria, you wouldn't want your father Guardiola's autographed footballs everywhere, would you?

……

"Ding! You have won a match, and your rating for this game is SSS!"

Among the regular rewards, Deng Kai immediately spotted something good.

A star player fell... Robben's sock!

"Robben's socks: Robben admitted that high-tech socks are his weapon for dribbling past opponents. Wearing these items will improve your ability to dribble past opponents on the right wing with your left foot, and slightly increase the probability of the ball going through the legs of a defender. After successfully dribbling past an opponent, your left-footed shooting ability will also be improved."

Tsk tsk tsk!

There are many restrictions.

To be on the right wing, use your left foot.

But I have to say, the effect is amazing.

To a large extent, it compensated for Deng Kai's serious imbalance of "three on the left and seven on the right" between his two feet.

Moreover, this provides Deng Kai with the offensive and dribbling skills that he currently lacks most.

What does it mean to tackle a tough challenge?

It means taking the initiative to attack.

Whether it's a backheel pull or a taut ball, both are essentially passive dribbling techniques.

In other words, we only act when the enemy makes the first move.

If the enemy doesn't move, I will move, and everyone has already seen the effect.

It's the same effect as the last European match.

Not only does it easily lead to conflict, but it also looks incredibly foolish.

This point had been mentioned by the media before.

Deng Kai immediately put on "Robben's socks", and with that, he had used up all three of his wearing slots.

Of course, if a new accessory appears, Deng Kai will not hesitate to take off "Cech's hockey stick".

That thing is completely useless.

Next time you run into Cech, you have to beat him up badly. When will Cech's gloves fall off?

Look how sensible Robben and Van Persie are; they only drop the good stuff.

I can only rely on my Dutch friends!

In the following days, Deng Kai specifically sought out Ronaldo for a one-on-one training session on the pitch.

They often play this kind of 1v1 game.

Cristiano Ronaldo's defense has also improved significantly in this type of training.

But this time, Ronaldo was beaten by Deng Kai several times.

In the end, an enraged Ronaldo dribbled past Duncan in ten different ways.

Deng Kai immediately made a phone call: "Hey Mom, we're not making stir-fried pork with garlic sprouts today."

Cristiano Ronaldo grabbed onto Deng Kai's thigh and pleaded desperately.

I can't quit!

I just can't give up Chinese food!

……

February 22nd.

Sporting Lisbon will play away against Oelas.

Cristiano Ronaldo surprisingly failed to score throughout the match, managing only one assist.

However, Sporting Lisbon played very well and won 4-1 against their opponents.

Deng Kai scored and assisted.

March 9th.

Sporting Lisbon will play away against Benfica.

This time, Benfica did not schedule the match at the Estádio da Luz, but instead opted for a low-key approach.

Even Benfica fans didn't go much.

However, the training stadium, which has a capacity of less than a thousand people, was still packed with Sporting Lisbon fans.

Ultimately, thanks to Deng Kai's assist to Manuel's header, Sporting Lisbon secured a 1-0 victory, marking their third consecutive win against Benfica U15 this season.

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo has been on a goal drought for 180 minutes!

There was a little incident during this period, namely the Champions League match day on March 3rd.

Manchester United defeated Inter Milan, the team favored by the public, 2-0.

Who would have thought that Inter Milan, boasting a host of stars including Ronaldo, Roberto Baggio, Zanetti, Djorkaeff, Pirlo, Friesian, and Ljupaca, would lose to Manchester United, whom "Kaiser" called a "Champions League final-level team"?

The exchange between Ronaldo and Duncan at the Ballon d'Or has been repeatedly brought up and joked about by fans.

Ronaldo has to declare that he will score three goals in the next match to help Inter Milan turn the tide!

Most Inter Milan fans believed this because Ronaldo was omnipotent.

A reporter contacted Deng Kai to ask for his opinion on the matter.

Deng Kai replied, "The World Cup trophy belongs to Ronaldo, but the St. Bodegas trophy does not."

[P.S.: When you went up the mountain, you had a lot of fans.]

When you come down the mountain again, you'll be all alone.

For the sake of dignity, you, in a fit of divine rage, left Real Madrid and severed ties with Florentino.

For the sake of maintaining your composure, you swallowed your anger and remained silent even when Teng Lang repeatedly humiliated you.

The World Cup match may not become a legend, but it's a laughing stock.

Congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo, may you be celebrated by all corners of the world!