Ground football: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Sporting Lisbon advances to the Champions League knockout stage! Unfortunately, it's not the first team, but the U15 team!

"Football Kaiser, the God of Last-Minute Victories! Two last-minute goals in three European matches, four goals and two assists leading his team into the knockout stage of the UEFA Youth League!"

Despite competing on two fronts, Sporting Lisbon U15 continues to rise in spirit. How far can they go this season?

He won't go far! Deng Kai's goal couldn't hide his fatigue! His congenital foot injury may become his Achilles' heel!

Chris still has huge problems coordinating with his teammates; he only clicks with Deng Kai!

Barcelona suffer a heartbreaking defeat to Bayern Munich, exiting the Champions League. Guardiola tearfully remarked, "We were in the same situation as Kei, facing our opponents head-on; a win would have secured our advancement. Unfortunately, Kei seized his chance, scoring the winning goal, while I was sidelined due to injury and unable to help the team secure the victory!"

Guardiola mentioned "Kay" in an interview after Barcelona's elimination from the Champions League group stage.

Most media outlets quickly realized who this Kai was.

You won't know until you pay attention, and once you do, you'll be shocked.

The football fraudster who caused such a stir this summer has actually led his team into the knockout stage of the UEFA Youth League.

Moreover, he helped the team achieve a comeback victory and advance to the next round after a poor start to the season.

He contributed four goals and two assists in three European matches.

This guy calls himself the midfield maestro?

This is a midfield assassin, isn't it!

Subsequently, it was also revealed that Barcelona's youth academy refused to sign Deng Kai this year.

Although the UEFA Youth League and the UEFA Champions League are not comparable at all, they both contain the word "Champions League".

As a top-tier team this year and the reigning La Liga and Copa del Rey champions last year, Barcelona's elimination in the group stage has left fans extremely dissatisfied.

Several players on the team were criticized as a result.

Many people used the phrase "Deng Kai led the team into the knockout stage" to mock Barcelona's defeat this year.

Suddenly, even some media outlets and fans who don't follow youth football training turned their attention to Deng Kai.

Deng Kai was surrounded by reporters multiple times at the Alcochet base.

He was very generous and accepted the reporter's interview.

Reporter: "What are your thoughts on Barcelona's elimination from the Champions League?"

Deng Kai: "That's the charm of football, the charm of the Champions League. Even if you're one of the top teams in Europe, you can still be eliminated in the group stage."

Reporter: "Do you think this is Barcelona's retribution for not signing you?"

Deng Kai: "First of all, even if they sign me, they won't let me play in this year's Champions League. Secondly, my age and ability don't allow me to play in professional leagues. Finally, I won't go to Barcelona."

Reporter: "So you're gloating over Barcelona's elimination this season?"

Deng Kai: "I don't know how you came to this conclusion, but of course it's not like that."

"Although I've had conflicts with those in charge of Barcelona's player acquisitions, I haven't had any with the Barcelona players. Don't forget, Figo is a Barcelona player. No Sporting Lisbon player dislikes Figo; he's an idol to all of us."

"And I really like Mr. Guardiola; he gave me some rare autographed footballs."

"I currently have about three left. Considering this is very likely Guardiola's signature football from the peak of his career, please contact me if you're interested in buying one. Trust me, it's a bit pricey, but it's worth it!"

reporter:???

Deng Kai: "That being said, Barcelona is not weak this season, and they have a good chance of surpassing Real Madrid in the league to achieve a back-to-back title. While their elimination from the Champions League is regrettable, it is not unacceptable, because Manchester United and Bayern Munich are both Champions League finalists."

"If Barcelona could just beat any one of them, they might be the Champions League winners this year. Losing in a competition like this isn't shameful."

Deng Kai unleashed a barrage of attacks.

The reporter, however, began to get excited.

Hahaha!

The kid clearly hadn't been interviewed much, and he started spouting nonsense right away.

Bayern Munich is another story; they've already returned to the top of the Bundesliga.

But Manchester United... last year, Manchester United's King Cantona suddenly announced his retirement, leaving the team dejected.

Their performance in the league this year has been quite poor, at one point falling to around tenth place in the Premier League.

A team like that is not competitive in the Champions League.

Not only Manchester United, but all the Premier League teams are not very competitive in the Champions League.

But now some kid is saying Manchester United is a Champions League final-level team?

If we don't screw him over, who will we screw over?

Reporter: "If Bayern Munich and Manchester United are both Champions League final-caliber teams, does that mean you think they will both reach this year's Champions League final?"

Other reporters nearby glanced at the reporter who had asked the question and silently shook their heads.

The quality is too poor!

For the sake of news, they actually went so far as to harm a thirteen-year-old child like this?

Upon closer inspection, I realized it was a reporter from the Bora newspaper.

That makes sense.

The Bora newspaper's commentary has consistently targeted Duncan.

This is reportedly related to discrimination against Asians by the senior management of the Bora newspaper.

Of course, the Bora newspaper does not acknowledge this.

Deng Kai seemed oblivious to the hints given to him by other reporters, and replied, "Yes, I think they can all make it to the Champions League final this year."

The reporter from Bora almost burst out laughing: "So, between Bayern Munich and Manchester United, who do you favor? In other words, who do you think will win the Champions League this year?"

Deng Kai raised an eyebrow and said confidently, "Of course, it's Manchester United!"

The reporter from the Bora newspaper burst out laughing this time: "So, which Manchester United players do you like?"

Deng Kai said, "I like them all, but if you're talking about this year... Beckham, Sheringham, Solskjaer."

This piqued the curiosity of other reporters as well.

Being able to name these three names... doesn't seem like someone who doesn't know anything about football.

But ironically... mentioning these three names this year makes me feel like I don't really know much about football!

Yes, it is that complicated.

Sheringham and Solskjaer are substitutes for Manchester United. Players like these don't have many fans, and even if they do, most of them are older fans, belonging to the level of players who are completely ignorant about football.

The fact that Deng Kai likes them shows that he has been paying attention to Manchester United for quite some time.

However, Beckham...

It must be admitted that he is very handsome and became famous at a young age, wielding a huge influence among teenagers.

But in the recently concluded World Cup, Beckham has become a villain for England and a public enemy.

His deliberate kick after being brought down by Argentine defensive expert Simeone earned him a red card, which many believe was the main reason for England's elimination from the World Cup.

His fans all turned into his enemies overnight.

Is it because Deng Kai's village doesn't have internet access?

Looking at the BORA reporter who kept laughing, Deng Kai frowned: "Do you think this is funny? Do you think what I said is funny, or do you think Manchester United is ridiculous?"

Bora reporter: "It's all hilarious. What, are you angry? Has making it to the Champions League knockout stage—oh, I mean the U15 Champions League—made you so cocky?"

Deng Kai shook his head, staring coldly at the other person: "You think I'm funny? That will be my motivation to work harder. After the season ends, I'll shut you up with a trophy so you'll never laugh again."

"You think Manchester United is funny? That will also become a driving force for Manchester United's efforts. At the end of the season, Manchester United will shut up the mockers with trophies, making them unable to laugh anymore!"

"Not just the Champions League, but the league and the FA Cup, I'm rooting for Manchester United!"

"Manchester United isn't the strongest football club, but this year's Manchester United is the best!"

"Remember this: if anyone asks, tell them... Manchester United is number one, I said it!"

"Similarly, Sporting Lisbon's youth academy may not be the best in Europe, but this year, Sporting Lisbon's U15 team is determined to take first place!"

"Do you understand, firstly?"

After Deng Kai finished speaking, he turned around gracefully.

The surrounding Sporting Lisbon fans quickly reacted and joined in chanting, "First! First! First!"

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was waiting next to Deng Kai for his interview, shouted: "Manchester United are awesome! Sporting Lisbon are number one! Go to hell with Bora! You guys are idiots!"

Click click click!

This scene was captured by fellow media outlets, compiled into a video and article, and appeared in the Manchester Evening News.