Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Yes, yes, why don't you go down and have some fun with me, Brother Donghuang?"

"Hi my ass!"

Wang Taiyi was struggling to hold back two hot girls blocking his way, and two more girls were pulling on his belt from behind, but the combined strength of the four of them was no match for this humanoid tyrannosaurus.

"Huh? Brother Bin?"

The door opened, and Wang Taiyi, who was carrying four girls, saw Han Bin and was delighted. "Han Bin, you simp!"

"Go away! Go away! Get out of here! I want to talk to Brother Bin."

When the four hot girls saw that their older sister wasn't in the room, they reluctantly let go of each other's hands and ran downstairs.

"Is Bin trying to seduce Sister Mei again? How's it going? Hmm?"

Wang Taiyi's foot suddenly stopped, feeling like he stepped on something. He looked down and exclaimed, "Wow! A big gold watch! Am I that lucky?"

Pretending to tie his shoelaces, he quickly squatted down and picked up the watch.

"Hey! That's mine, you bastard! I'm watching! Do you think I'm blind?"

Damn, have I been found out? Wang Taiyi continued his actions as if nothing had happened, got up and put the watch in his pocket.

"Just because you say it's yours doesn't mean it's yours. If you call it, will it answer? I could also say this watch is purely natural and wild!"

"Ding! Shock Points +5"

Despite having known each other for a long time, Wang Taiyi's tricks always manage to shatter Han Bin's expectations. "Do you even have wild watches?"

Before Han Bin could start cursing, Wang Taiyi grabbed his neck and sat down next to him.

"Stop talking nonsense and tell me how your girl-chasing is going?"

Han Bin rolled his eyes at him, annoyed. Nonsense? A watch worth hundreds of thousands is nonsense? Forget it, we don't lack this little bit of money. Just consider it feeding the dog. Besides, once something falls into Wang Taiyi's pocket, it's basically gone forever unless you trade it to him for something better.

You call it outrageous that I swapped my own things for mine?

"What do you mean by 'chasing'? I call it 'pursuing'!"

Wang Taiyi took out a cup and filled it for himself and Han Bin respectively.

"Come on, I know you too well. Judging from your awkward expression, you didn't succeed. I told you you had to follow my plan: wall-pin Sister Mei, then give her a forceful kiss and carry her to bed."

He downed half a glass of wine in one gulp.

"Let me tell you, this kind of chivalrous woman likes this style. You know what it's called? Manly power!"

Han Bin looked at him as if he were an idiot.

Have you ever pursued a girl like this?

"No."

"Then why don't you pursue girls like that?"

"Ha! How could that be? First of all, I don't have a girl I like. If I did that, I'd be in the police station and Stanley."

"Ding! Shock Points +10"

"Snapped!"

Han Bin slammed his hand on the table and stood up.

"You know that doing this will land you in the police station, so why do you think I won't? Do you think I'm an idiot?!"

Huh? This lovestruck simp has actually developed a brain! Oops, Wang Taiyi quickly pulled Han Bin back to the sofa.

"Brother Bin, don't get so angry, it's just a joke! It's all a joke. I'm just worried because you guys aren't making any progress. I'm just concerned about you."

"Humph!"

Han Bin shrugged. He had wanted to leave earlier, but he couldn't because the guy was too strong.

Wang Tai pushed a wine glass toward Han Bin and looked at him intently.

"Brother Bin, now that things have come to this, there are some things I have to say!"

Seeing Wang Taiyi's unusually serious expression, Han Bin asked curiously:

"What?"

Chapter 5 I'm here to join you

The two clinked glasses, and Wang Taiyi let out a long sigh.

"Bin-ge, you've been pursuing this girl for over half a year now, haven't you made any progress yet?"

Han Bin immediately retorted:

"Of course she is! She's been treating me much better lately, at least we can drink alone together now..."

Seeing Wang Taiyi's pitying gaze, he couldn't continue.

“Brother Bin, what I taught you before wasn’t all a joke. You can’t keep groveling like this. It hurts me to see you like this, brother.”

Wang Taiyi placed one hand on Han Bin's shoulder and the other hand over his chest.

“Look at yourself now, the once-powerful Hung Hing Benny Tiger has become a sycophantic Benny.”

Han Bin covered his face with his hands as if he was thinking of something sad. At that moment, he forgot that Thirteen Sister was still hiding in the bathroom of the room.

"But what can I do? I really like her!"

Wang Tai squeezed Han Bin's shoulder slightly.

"It's not worth it, Brother Bin! Some people's hearts are like that thing, the more you lick them, the harder they get!"

After a while, a voice came from under the hands covering the face.

"But... if I lick it until it goes soft, won't it?"

Wow! Wang Taiyi was shocked. Han Bin, you're not just an ordinary sycophant, you're the king of sycophants! How can you make amends for this?

"Bing-ge! Wake up! Ants have been around for ten years, no! You'll only make people look down on you. What's so great about her? Flat-chested! Tomboy! Don't you think hot girls are better? Or beautiful women are more attractive? Why are you so fixated on this one wrinkled tree?!"

Han Bin's head was practically shaking so badly it was blurry, and he said in broken sentences:

"I like her just the way she is. I have good teeth, so I..."

"boom!"

Before Han Bin could finish speaking, the bathroom door in the room was kicked open from the inside. Wang Taiyi turned around and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see Thirteen Sister, who had "gone out on business," kicking him in the face with both feet together in mid-air.

Thirteen Sister is furious. How many years has it been since she was this angry? Even when she killed Hua Fo and the corrupt cop, her emotions didn't fluctuate this much.

That bastard Wang Taiyi called himself an airport, and being a tomboy is one thing, but he even compared himself to that thing, the more you lick it, the harder it gets. Han Bin is a loser too. If he says that, shouldn't I punch him? If I don't take action, even my pair of A-cups will explode.

Seeing the flying feet, Wang Taiyi didn't dodge. First of all, if he dodged, Thirteen Sister would fall onto the glass table. With his strength, why would he need to dodge? Who does he think he is? Humph! Woman! You know nothing about strength.

There are no muscles on the nose, so it doesn't get any exercise; it's mostly soft tissue and capillaries.

"puff!"

Wang Tai's head was kicked backward, but his powerful strength prevented him from flying. Instead, Thirteen Sister, who had kicked him, lost her balance and fell from mid-air, only to be caught by Han Bin, much to the amusement of the sycophantic Han Bin.

"Han Bin! Let me go! I'm going to cripple his filthy mouth today! Let me go, do you hear me?!"

Thirteen Sister struggled in Han Bin's arms, but she was no match for him.

"Thirteenth Sister, don't be like this. We're all brothers. Don't hurt our feelings."

Han Bin tried to persuade her, but his expression changed completely. Hidden behind Thirteen Sister's back, he wore a lecherous grin, which didn't match his dejected demeanor at all.

"Hey hey hey..."

Wang Taiyi, sitting on the opposite sofa, slowly raised his head.

"It doesn't hurt at all, not at all, Sister Mei. You still need to practice your footwork."

"Ding! Shock Points +20 +20"

Huh? What's going on? What's in my mouth? It even tastes a little sweet.

Wang Taiyi's smiling and talking style despite his nose bleeding was so bizarre that Han Bin and Thirteen Sister froze for a moment.

"Grandma! What do you mean by talking badly about me behind my back?"

Thirteen Sister broke the silence.

The nickname "Ah Tai" is used among Wang Taiyi's close friends in private. Originally, she was called Ah Yi, but Ah Yi! Auntie?

"Haha, Sister, I didn't say anything bad about you. Actually, I knew you were in the room all along. I said that on purpose to help you and Brother Bin get along. See! Isn't it great now!"

Thirteen Sister then realized she was in Han Bin's arms, quickly broke free, stood up, and straightened her suit.

"Why are you meddling in my business?"

Thirteen Sister blushed slightly, a rare occurrence, while Han Bin behind her subtly gave Wang Taiyi a thumbs-up.

"Hey sister, don't be shy, I see... ptooey! What is this? Oh my god! I'm bleeding?"

Wang Taiyi finally realized that his nose had been kicked by Thirteen Sister and was bleeding. Because he was so full of blood, a large area of ​​his t-shirt was stained red.

"Thirteenth Sister! You..."