Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Wang Taiyi pointed at Thirteen Sister with one hand and covered his nose with the other, looking as if he couldn't believe he had been poisoned.

"Okay! Stop fooling around, go clean up in the bathroom."

Han Bin pulled a handkerchief from the breast pocket of his suit and threw it to Wang Taiyi.

Wang Taiyi grabbed a handkerchief, wiped his face, and headed towards the bathroom.

After watching him walk into the bathroom, Han Bin pulled Thirteen Sister's hand and sat down. This time, Thirteen Sister did not refuse, probably because he had already hugged her earlier. Han Bin secretly chuckled.

"Why did you kick him? Grandma meant well. Look how badly he was kicked. It seems like this is the first time Donghuang has ever seen blood since he debuted and was invincible."

Thirteen Sister was initially a little angry when she heard Han Bin's words. Whose dog are you anyway? You actually spoke up for Ah Tai. But after hearing it, she laughed. Yes, I am the first person to make Donghuangzi bleed.

"Okay, okay, stop being nosy. I won't pursue the matter of him insulting me anymore."

Han Bin seized the opportunity to grab her hand and pat it affectionately, saying:

"That's right. We're all friends, and we see each other all the time. Getting angry is bad for your health. Promise me you won't get so angry in the future, okay?"

Thirteen Sister pulled her hand away from her grasp, looking disgusted.

"Han Bin, have I been too lenient with you? What are you trying to do? Who are you trying to disgust?"

"No, are you still going to reject me now? Do you really think I'm just a simp?"

Han Bin's true feelings were revealed, and his eyes were slightly red. It would be a lie to say that Thirteen Sister was not moved. It was the first time that a man had treated her so well. However, she had always acted like a man since she was a child. The last man she liked was Dongxing Cola, which was not a pleasant relationship. Unconsciously, Han Bin had already entered her heart, but she was unwilling to admit it.

Seeing Han Bin's tough appearance, Thirteen Sister softened and wondered if she should agree to his request.

"Alright, are you fucking going to cry? If you don't send me these weird things again, we can still talk!"

Han Bin was overjoyed; he had finally gotten to the head of the licking hole.

"really?"

"Ok!"

Han Bin hugged Thirteen Sister tightly.

"You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this day, I'm so happy."

Yes, this man has always treated her differently. Thirteen Sister smiled and rested her head on Han Bin's shoulder, enjoying the rare warmth.

"Haha, I'm so happy, I almost cry!"

The two, who were passionately embracing, suddenly felt a tightness in their bodies, and then saw that Ah Tai had come out of the bathroom at some point, and his 185cm height had pulled them both into a tight embrace.

Wang Taiyi shamelessly said:

"I'm not here to separate you, I'm here to join you."

"Ding! Shock Points +10 +10"

Chapter 6: The eldest brother is ruthless

"Crack!"

The beverage trays were scattered all over the floor. The uniformed underling who came into the private room to deliver the drinks was stunned. What was going on with these three people tightly embracing each other? Were the Hung Hing bosses really this good at this now? Were they doing this so openly? And there were three of them! The underling couldn't accept it.

The younger brother in the vest was trembling. Would he be silenced after witnessing such an explosive scene? Sister Mei was his boss, so it shouldn't be a problem, right? Brother Bin often saw it too, so at worst he'd just get a scolding. But who was that muscular handsome guy? That was Crazy Donghuang!

Rumor has it that when Brother Dong Huang goes berserk, even the head of Hung Hing can't do anything to him, and yet his fighting prowess is exceptionally high.

I heard that Fatty Lai, the boss of North Point, had his toenails pulled out with pliers after he picked his toes and said weird things in front of him, supposedly to treat his onychomycosis. Afterwards, Fatty Lai wanted to retaliate and had his fingernails pulled out as well.

There was also the case of Brother Ji who owed money for several installments and hadn't paid it back. So, while Brother Ji was having fun with a female masseuse, someone threw firecrackers into the room, the kind that go off 10,000 times. After that, the female masseuse changed careers, which scared Brother Ji so much that he seemed to have contracted some kind of illness, because someone saw Brother Ji running to the urology department of the hospital and a psychological clinic.

There is also a legend that Liang Kun's voice was so hoarse because Donghuang Ge (Brother Donghuang) didn't like listening to his rambling and poisoned him.

My legs are trembling and my bladder is clenching, what should I do? Run?

"Hey? Handsome, are you here to join us too?"

Wang Taiyi spotted the wine delivery boy and extended an invitation, completely disregarding whether the boy could accept it or not.

"Brother Dong...Don't joke around."

"Who's joking with you? Can't you turn your petty love into a greater love, and your fierce competition into..."

"Shut up!"

Thirteen Sister broke free from their embrace and pushed Wang Taiyi onto the sofa.

Han Bin rolled his eyes at him, annoyed. Their first intimate encounter had been ruined just like that.

"Alright! Put the wine down and then leave."

Hearing Thirteen Sister's instructions, the younger brother breathed a sigh of relief, feeling like he had escaped with his life. He quickly set the table and left.

"Let's get down to business, Mrs.! Young Kun is getting more and more outrageous; he even dares to talk back to Mr. Chiang now. Aren't you going to do anything about it?"

Thirteen Sister unbuttoned the top button of her shirt, took a breath, and sat back on the sofa. Han Bin immediately poured her a glass of wine like a sycophant.

"Tch, Bin-ge, you're really determined to go all the way down the path of being a simp. And what do you mean, 'I'm supposed to keep an eye on Kun-ge'? Who's keeping an eye on whom? He's my older brother! I suspect you're trying to sow discord between us. If you keep saying that, I'll get angry!"

Faced with Wang Taiyi's mockery, Han Bin was neither angry nor paid any attention, but just kept flattering him. What was rare was that Thirteen Sister couldn't stand it anymore.

"Stop talking nonsense. What kind of simp is this? If word gets out, will Ah Bin ever be the boss again? Doesn't he have any dignity?"

Han Bin got even more excited when he saw Thirteen Sister standing up for him, his face crinkling with laughter so much that it could trap flies: "That's right!"

"Stop fooling around, you two! We're talking serious! If we don't keep an eye on that crazy dog, Lianghuo, things are really going to get messed up. Besides, do you think we don't know about your relationship, even if others don't?"

Thirteen Sister took out a cigarette and put it in her mouth. The lackey immediately took out a pure gold lighter and lit it for her. Then he casually threw the lighter on the table and reached out to massage Thirteen Sister, but she shook him off without thinking.

"Phew~ So loving and affectionate. Last week, you took care of that brother-in-law of Liang Kun who trafficked women to Ma Lan, didn't you? And last month, you gave him a tip about a shipment of heroin to the police, didn't you? And when Liang Huo's mother's birthday gift money was stolen, Liang Kun went crazy because of it. There weren't any thieves in Mong Kok that month, wasn't that your doing? And..."

"Blindly, pfft!"

Wang Taiyi interrupted Thirteen Sister, his expression innocent.

"Sister, don't talk nonsense! My beloved Brother Kun has offended so many people with over a hundred brothers-in-law, how could it be me? Wasn't it all found out that Dongxing was behind that shipment of goods? And what's more! Brother Kun's mother is the elder I respect the most, how can you say such things about me!"

Seeing Wang Taiyi putting on airs, Thirteen Sister didn't say a word, clearly knowing his character well.

"Alright, Liang Kun is clearly showing signs of turning against us now. Are you still determined to follow him to the end? Do you have any plans? If you have any concerns, Ah Bin and I can help you get rid of Liang Kun."

Thirteen Sister spoke with a serious expression and great earnestness. Among the entire Hung Hing, only Han Bin and Wang Taiyi were close to her. Although Wang Taiyi was crazy, he had helped her kill people and dry horses under the pretext of making money. With a woman's sensitivity, she could sense a person's character. Another one was Chen Haonan, or Big B, who could be considered half of him.

Wang Taiyi grabbed a banana and took a big bite without even peeling it.

"Ding! Shock Points +0.2"

"Ptooey! It's so astringent!"

There are so few shocking moments; it seems this way of earning points honestly is not a good idea.

"Don't worry, Sister. We don't need to worry about this. Mr. Jiang is very shrewd. Brother Kun can't cause any trouble. That old fox might be hoping that Brother Kun will rebel right now."

"Silence the bastard!"

Thirteen Sister glared at Wang Taiyi, who was peeling a banana, and then cautiously glanced around the room.

"Don't say things carelessly! Be careful someone hears you!"

For once, the sycophantic Bin put away his dog-like behavior:

“What’s there to be afraid of? There are no outsiders here. Besides, Grandma isn’t wrong. Jiang Tiansheng is very cunning. If Liang Kun rebels this time, he can hide behind the scenes to eliminate dissidents and then jump out to kill Liang Kun. Do you really think he’s so loyal? I see through him! No one who can be a boss is not cunning.”

Han Bin's strength and wisdom are top-notch in Hung Hing, which is why he has always been suppressed by Chiang Tin-sang. If it weren't for Leung Kwan standing in front of him, he would be the one being schemed against by Chiang Tin-sang now.

So in recent years he simply gave up and focused on making money, or he would do shady work with Wang Taiyi. That's right! When he wasn't being a sycophant, he did a lot of shady business with Wang Taiyi.

"Aren't you a boss too? You're cunning too, aren't you? I didn't realize, Han Bin, you've been hiding your true colors quite well!"

Thirteen Sister flicked her cigarette ash, and the sycophant Bin immediately moved the ashtray closer to her.

"Look at what you're saying. What kind of leader am I? Just a big shot. Besides, I might be ruthless and manipulative with outsiders, but are you an outsider? You're not! I never put up with anything against you!"

Han Bin looked at Thirteen Sister with deep affection, and sure enough, he started licking her again.

"Sister, let me translate this for you. What Bin Ge means by 'I never take precautions' is that he never uses a condom. You should be careful. You two should definitely go to the hospital for a check-up before you go to sleep. I don't know if Bin Ge has ever been infected before."

"Ding! Shock Points +5"

Han Bin stared at Wang Taiyi in shock. "Are you even human?" "No! You're not, so you must die."

"Shut up, you bastard! Go to hell!"

Han Bin no longer cared about licking Thirteen Sister. He leaped at Wang Taiyi. No man could tolerate such vicious slander. He was determined to pull out a few of Taiyi's teeth today.

Chapter 7 Going Mad with Poverty

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, let go!"

Han Bin, who was just about to fight Wang Taiyi to the death, was now being held tightly in Wang Taiyi's arms and unable to move.

"Haha, scream all you want! No matter how loud you scream, no one will come to save you. Just accept your fate! I'll show you what a loving hug is!"

Watching Han Bin struggle like a fish in Wang Taiyi's arms, Thirteen Sister rubbed her temples, feeling a headache coming on. Why did everything always turn strange whenever Ah Tai was around? They were just discussing Liang Kun's matter a moment ago.