Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Shut up! I won't allow you to talk about my good brother like that."

Honestly, does Chan Ho-nam know how difficult it is to find a mentally unstable gang leader these days?

"Hey guys, call a car! Take these handsome guys with us, I want to personally take care of them!"

Dozens of people swarmed around and trapped the five handsome young men. A few minutes later, a car arrived and crammed them into the dilapidated van that short, shabby men often used for errands in Hong Kong movies.

Then dozens of employees climbed into the vans that arrived one after another.

Inside the van at the front, with the door open, Tang Niu, shirtless and swaying his fat, waved to Wang Taiyi.

"Get in, bro!"

For the first time, Wang Taiyi felt ashamed. "I'm a big brother, and this is what you're making me do? I don't even have a Rolls-Royce, I could at least have a Honda. Why are you making me squeeze into a minivan with you?"

Seeing that the van's tires were almost flat and the crew inside were crammed together like sardines, he could even see that some of their faces were pressed against the glass and deformed.

"Damn it! You call these junk cars? Are you kidding me?"

Tang Niu still jiggled his fat and had a comical expression.

"Come quick, brother, the patrol officers will be here soon. Get in the car and I'll tell you something."

With no other option, Wang Taiyi lowered his head, afraid that others would see his appearance, and quickly got into the car.

"Say it!"

Wang Taiyi said irritably from inside the car.

Tang Niu looked completely innocent.

"What did you say?"

Wang Taiyi glared at him.

"Oh! Oh! You mean cars? Well, we're short on money, so we borrowed these cars from Thirteen Sister. We still have to return them after we're done using them!"

"What do you mean the money is gone? Where did all the money I swindled from Brother Kun go? Did you embezzle it? Give it back to me."

Wang Taiyi grabbed Tang Niu by the neck and shook him violently. His ultimate goal was to become a tycoon and enjoy life, and losing this money was like taking his life.

There were only a few close associates in the car: Tang Niu, Mei Lantian, and the driver, Feiji. So they didn't care at all when Wang Taiyi said he had embezzled their boss's money. They only had one boss, Wang Taiyi, and even the leader, Jiang Tiansheng, was nothing in their eyes.

Seeing that Fatty Tang Niu's face had turned purple, Mei Lantian quickly came to his rescue. Although Tang Niu knew martial arts, Wang Taiyi's power was simply divine. If it were anyone else, they would probably have been strangled to death by now.

"Brother, stop right now! Didn't you tell us to do this?!"

"What do you mean? What did I confess?"

Wang Taiyi released Tang Niu; he was just trying to scare Niu Niu.

"Didn't you tell Jimmy to use all the money to buy a house before? And recently you also told him to use the money to buy a motorcycle, saying you wanted to open a tea restaurant and some kind of food delivery company?"

Wang Taiyi suddenly remembered that he knew he couldn't become a tycoon by getting involved in organized crime, so he used his money to buy old houses and wait for the government to demolish them. He also started a food delivery business, hoping to replicate the model of Ele.me and Meituan.

But I never expected that Jimmy would spend all the money, leaving me with nothing.

Speaking of Jimmy, this guy who likes to do business but doesn't take his job seriously was saved by Wang Taiyi when he was beaten half to death by gangsters demanding protection money while he was setting up a stall.

"So he invested all his money?"

Wang Taiyi clutched his chest, feeling a pang of heartache.

Mei Lantian grinned and continued:

"Yeah, he also sold all our cars, oh, and your used Mercedes-Benz W140. He even told me to hurry up and make some money, because the shop is waiting to be renovated."

"hu~hu~"

Wang Taiyi, panting heavily and with a flushed face, said, word by word:

"Jimmy! I'll do it!"

With his hatred redirected, Niu Niu looked at Mei Lantian gratefully, feeling that all his kung fu skills had been wasted in front of his boss.

Mei Lantian looked at Niu Niu with a bewitching gaze.

"Say thank you!"

Chapter 4 The Simp

Inside an abandoned warehouse at the dock.

Chen Haonan and his accomplices were left only in their underwear, bound up, and covered in paint of all colors.

The pheasant's white feathers had turned red, and he was cursing loudly.

"You're insane! Wang Taiyi, you're a lunatic! If you're so capable, confront me head-on! What's this all about? Huh! What's this all about?"

Bao Pi curled up and hunched over on the ground. The little fat boy's eyes were red, obviously from crying. When Wang Taiyi's underlings started to strip him, he thought his anus was in danger and struggled desperately, only to be punched several times.

Chan Ho-nam looked up at the sky, striking a melancholic pose like a handsome man gazing at the moon, but unfortunately, the pose didn't suit his appearance at all.

Is this what Wang Taiyi meant by "giving him a taste of his own medicine"? He really did give him a taste of his own medicine.

.........

"Hey! Brother Kun, it's me, Taiyi."

"..."

"Yes! Just finished."

"..."

"Don't worry, I've already taught them a lesson they won't forget."

"..."

"Haha, thank you for the compliment, Brother Kun. There's a big meeting the day after tomorrow, right? I understand."

"........."

"What are you talking about? What do you mean I shouldn't act crazy? Okay, that's all!"

"Snapped!"

Wang Taiyi angrily hung up the mobile phone.

"Brother Kun went too far. He actually thinks I'm crazy. I haven't even called him a madman with a hoarse voice yet. Do you guys think I'm crazy?"

"Brother Kun really went too far; isn't that swearing?"

"That's right, brother, don't take it to heart."

Tang Niu and Mei Lantian quickly comforted Wang Taiyi, remembering that last time a gambling thug called their boss a mad dog and had his jaw ripped off—they actually sawed it off with a chainsaw.

"Big brother, where are we going now? How about afternoon tea?"

"Eat! Eat! Eat! All you ever think about is eating. Go return the car."

Portland Street.

This is a famous women's street on Hong Kong Island, and it's also the most crowded area in the cheap red-light district.

In the largest private room of a high-end karaoke bar, two top henchmen of Hung Hing were staging a love scene—no, to be precise, a simp scene.

"Thirteenth Sister, look, this is the latest Rolex I asked a friend to bring back from America. Look how perfect it is for you, look at the gold trim, look at the diamonds..."

Thirteen Sister leaned back on the sofa with her legs crossed, one hand on the sofa and the other smoking, frowning as she looked at Han Bin across from her.

"Han Bin."

"Ok?"

"I could accept that the watch you gave me was ugly, but what the hell do you mean by giving me a men's watch? Are you implying that I'm a tomboy?"

"Huh? Huh! Holy crap!"

Han Bin quickly swiped the watch onto the ground.

"No, Thirteen Sister, you know that's not what I meant. It's just that my friend bought the wrong thing, yes! That's it. Don't worry, I'll definitely kill him."

Thirteen Sister sighed. How could she not know what Han Bin meant? He had been pursuing her for a long time, and Thirteen Sister now had some feelings for him. The two were in an ambiguous stage, neither of them having made a move.

However, the gifts this person always gave her always gave her a headache. This time it's a little better, at least the watch is a decent gift, even though the style is wrong.

Think about the first gift this person gave him... a pink machete, saying it was the romance of江湖儿女 (people of the martial arts world). Then came brass knuckle dusters, a motorcycle, a sauna membership card, and even more outrageous gifts like foreign girls... Is this how you pursue someone?

Moreover, she also knew that most of these bizarre gifts were taught to her by that lunatic Wang Taiyi; speak of the devil and he appears.

"Sister Mei!"

A henchman rushed in.

"Brother Donghuang is here, he's on the second floor."

"Dry!"

Thirteen Sister quickly got up. It wasn't that she was afraid of Wang Taiyi, but when Wang Taiyi's underlings came to borrow cars before, she deliberately lent them a few old, beat-up vans to annoy him. Now that he was here, she was afraid he would have a fit and annoy her.

She hurriedly ran to the bathroom inside the private room and hid there, giving Han Bin a warning look.

"Brother Donghuang, Sister Mei isn't here. Please come another day."