Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

"Master Dog, you are on the evening news of CCTV."

"Master Dog, you're on CCTV!"

Before Chen Ergou started, someone kept swiping the screen to remind him something. After he glanced at it, he ignored it all.

Quickly set up a support and bring a pot of water to a boil.

Take ingredients from your backpack. Especially those two plump seabirds, Chen Ergou can be envious for a long time.

A smile bloomed unconsciously on his face, and he said, "My friends, it's time for Mr. Dog's favorite part again... Today is really a long wait!"

"Some people say that if you want to love someone, you must grasp his heart, and if you want to keep a person's heart, you must grasp his stomach. Food is the best way to capture a person who loves you and the person you love The heart's best weapon."

"But for me, all I'm fighting for is this meal."

He waved his hand, like a general commanding the battle to kill the enemy, and delivered a pre-battle speech in cadence: "Friends, no matter how late it is, no matter how tired your body is, no matter how busy the day's work is, no matter What kind of friction and unhappiness you had with your colleagues, friends, and classmates today, you can put it all down before a big dinner is about to be born."

He snapped his fingers high-spiritedly, sculpted his fingers well, and said: "...Because now is the food time with the highest ratings!"

——And even made an opening announcement for this dinner, how flamboyant it must be.

"6666, foodie, who else would you!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone who regards eating as such a sacred career, and how thick-skinned they are."

"I also love to eat. The biggest dream in this life is to taste all the delicacies in the world with a red mouth!"

"Master Dog, you're on the news on CCTV. Foreign media have started reprinting the report... I'm sorry, you're going to be popular!"

"Don't swipe the screen upstairs, Mr. Dog has already become popular, it's not rare."

...

Chen Ergou looked at the full comments and said with a smile: "There is nothing wrong with liking food. A person who likes food proves that you also love life."

He took out all the other materials in the backpack, including palm cores, bird eggs, butternuts, small fish, bamboo shoots, avocados, nectarines, begonias, and some orchids picked on the road.

He squeezed his chin and thought about it, waved his hand for a while, his eyes lit up and said: "The decision is up to you!"

In the barrage of "233333" laughing in the live broadcast room, Chen Ergou started to work calmly, explaining while doing it: "I plan to use these two cape gannets as the main food tonight, and make two simple and delicious dishes. Delicious dish."

"One is baked cape gannet with eight-treasure mud, and the other is roasted gannet. Maybe you can use bird eggs to make a fuss. If time permits, you can also stew some seabird soup."

"It's a pity that the conditions are not enough, otherwise it should be excellent to cook seabirds with a Cantonese roast goose."

"..." Shuiyou: Where's Brick?

It seems that he is in a really good mood now.

He weighed two seabirds with a net weight of several kilograms in his hand, and said with a smile: "Although they are quite a lot, don't worry about me. I will definitely eat them all."

"It's very late, don't blame me for not reminding everyone, friends who are hungry, go to bed quickly, don't even have the energy to scold me when I am eating."

Even if he didn't need to say it, the audience was already getting tired of it——

You're a full-fledged foodie, you cook when you cook, what are you doing with such a silver sword, it's like you haven't eaten in eight lifetimes.

But this optimism has really infected many people. After experiencing such a cruel adventure, they are either lying on the hospital bed unable to get up, or listless and anxious. Even CCTV Evening News inserted a news item in the evening file, "A certain anchor explored in the Congo rainforest and found a prehistoric plesiosaur remains"; A classic picture that spanned hundreds of millions of years and was first encountered... such a big thing,

If it were another person, I would have jumped up happily, why are you so heartless?

But his die-hard fans just like his optimistic and willful personality.

But now these people are already in a dilemma. They clearly know that they will be abused soon, but the beautiful environment in front of them and Chen Ergou's superb cooking skills really make people reluctant to leave... It's really a difficult choice!

However, Chen Ergou ignored them after what he thought was a wonderful opening announcement, and started busy with dinner!

The water friend and the host seem to be separated by only one monitor, but they are actually hundreds of thousands of miles apart. Now the audience seems to have no other choice but to curse a few times as "big buckets" angrily.

So the angry fans planned to smash him to death with the monthly pass: "Look at my monthly pass, accept the move!"

"Kneeling to meet", "mouth to meet", "tongue to meet", "toes to stand upside down", "fancy to receive monthly tickets!"... Big eyes twinkle and look at you: "Is there any more?"

"..."

Because the cape gannets have been soaked with salt during the day, it is now more effective. The trouble is that those small fish have dense scales and must be cleaned carefully.

Holding the knife, he walked to the edge of the lake, at the edge of the water one foot deep from the water surface, while cleaning, a big-headed fish about a foot long suddenly rushed out from under the water surface with its ferocious teeth open, and went straight to his hand with its mouth open. bite.

"brush"

There was a flash of cold light, a wild knife had pierced the big fish with its backhand at some point, and it was hanging on the blade and tossing its tail vigorously.

Look at its mouth full of sharp triangular teeth, which are still opening and closing continuously after being pierced by a knife, like a razor, biting one by one.

There is also a wide front jaw hanging on the body of the fat fish, especially the bright green back and bright red belly, and there are strange markings on the side of the body. ... Such a terrifying appearance makes people's skin crawl.

It happened too fast just now, even the audience didn't see it clearly, "What happened, a fish with teeth?"

"This is a piranha, also known as a piranha."

Chen Ergou picked up the knife and looked at it carefully, and explained: "They have sharp teeth, and they are the largest in size, even comparable to humans. Most people don't know about piranhas, because they only live in relatively isolated places like the Congo in Africa. In the river system. This kind of fish is very harmful to the ecological environment and other fish. At the same time, it has a strong reproductive ability and is easy to hurt people! Because it is too ferocious, there is also an alias of "Wolf in the Water". "

"When they prey, they usually bite the prey and hold on tightly, tearing the meat off with twisting of the body. The bite just now was very sudden. If it bites firmly, at least it will be in my body. Tear off a piece of flesh from your hand."

He said it lightly, but how many people could react to the surprise attack just now.

"Is it really a piranha?!"

"666, Mr. Dog, you are on CCTV news."

"I'm scared to pee. If I didn't know that you were a fat man before, I would have suspected that you were a killer agent!"

"Upstairs you know too much, where do you live, age, gender, height, weight, and annual income, please wait to check the water meter."

"My sister is a bit slippery, it's all the fault of Master Dog! Who said Master Dog is so handsome even killing a fish, what can you tell me to do?"

"...I accept the reason upstairs. Is this pot dog master carrying it or carrying it?"

Chen Ergou said: "Piranhas can also be eaten, but they must be cooked. I have a lot of food now, so I can keep it for tomorrow."

"The fish usually come in groups, so it's no wonder there are no animals nearby to come here to drink."

"Fortunately, this lake is not big and the water is not deep. Even if there are piranhas, there are only a few, otherwise I will have difficulty getting water.... I'd better be careful."

I found a shallower stream connected to the lake to fetch water again, pulled out the knife, and put it in a convenient place. Perhaps there had been no prey by the lake for a long time, and this group of piranhas really smelled fishy, ​​and several piranhas were rushing over to hunt in the shallow water in a short while.

When he encountered such a fish, he immediately slashed the knife and pulled the fish back to the shore.

The audience gasped as they watched, "What the hell, Tidal Hailing Fitz died just like that?!"

"My eternal hunting twin, Qianyu, can't survive a single move in the hands of Lord Gou!"

"Master Dog is merciful, my favorite little murloc has lost all his wisdom!"

"Mourning for the little murloc!"...

"Master Dog, you are on the news, have you seen my barrage? Look here and here."

"User does not exist or has been humanely destroyed: This comment has been deleted."

This is how water friends watch live broadcasts. If there are topics they are interested in, they will keep scrolling non-stop, and they will only be reconciled if you respond.

Of course Chen Ergou saw that he was on the news, but how could he have the American time to take care of things outside the jungle.

After cleaning the gannets and fruits, process some of the fruits and only take the pulp and keep them. Then put it into a small pot and mash it, and spread it evenly on the inside and outside of the gannet. Spread the butternut squash on the outside of the bird.

The water in the small pot on the side was already boiling. After putting bamboo shoots and palm cores into the water, he put them into the belly of the bird together with some dried fruits, and used a few green leaf fibers as thread to sew up the broken belly of the bird. Fluid to the extreme, without any leaks.