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Chapter 579 Jianghu 1 Laughing Waves
Chapter 579 A Laugh in the Martial World, Waves Rage On~~
‘Papa pa pa’
"Wow, you can actually do that? Sister Yuan, you really are a genius!"
Lin Mo watched the battle from the sidelines, clapping his hands in disbelief. How could he not have thought of this move, "Heaven and Earth Live Together"?
Of course, using this trick comes at a price. At this moment, a hand suddenly reached out from under the table and grabbed the edge of the table. Then, Miss Yuan struggled to get up.
No other reason than that, just after she said the words "I'll give you your freedom," Liu Ruyan kicked her into a C-shape, and she fell under the table.
It has to be said that Liu Ruyan was really angry. When she kicked the person, both of her hands were clenched into fists, which clearly showed that she was not holding back.
However, Miss Yuan did not admit defeat. So what if she was kicked? She could still fight back. After all, you kicked me, so you can't declare me the loser!
The situation for these two players was that their free-style cueing had encountered the style of play from northern Myanmar, turning a perfectly good free shot into a free-fighting match.
“I admit I fouled. So tell me if it counts as your freedom or not. You’ve already kicked me. Now it’s either keep fighting or you give up,” Miss Yuan said confidently, tilting her chin up.
Regardless of whether I cheat or not, from the rules, I'm not wrong.
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan was so angry she laughed. She threw down her cue and pointed at the indoor surveillance camera, saying, "Get lost! I'd be embarrassed to play with you. It's just a treat, I'll pay. Oh, and send me a copy of the surveillance footage later!"
Miss Yuan shook her head at this, saying, "That won't do, surveillance cameras are priced separately!"
"How much!"
"151 billion US dollars," Miss Yuan said calmly.
Liu Ruyan: →_→
"Are you out of your mind for money? Even if your family sold you off along with your body, would you have that kind of money?"
“Then don’t worry about it, this is the price for checking the surveillance footage,” Miss Yuan said stubbornly.
Just kidding, she was kicked under the table just now. No amount of money could give Liu Ruyan such an embarrassing video!
Otherwise, she might be used against herself at any time, so it's better to keep the dirt on her own.
"You're shameless!" Liu Ruyan spat.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan grinned and said, "Of course I have them, and they're very white with no cavities, hehe!"
Liu Ruyan:
"Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, does the number 151 have any special meaning? Wait, it's not your height, Sister Yuan, is it?" Lin Mo asked suspiciously.
After all, numbers that can be said out of the mouth, and that include both whole and decimal parts, must have a special meaning!
Otherwise, even if she offered 100 million, Liu Ruyan wouldn't buy it, right?
Sure enough, upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's face stiffened, and then she flew into a rage: "Are you trying to get yourself killed, you little black dog!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan's mood immediately improved, and a smile appeared on her face. Indeed, a smile doesn't disappear; it just moves from one person's face to another.
Soon, there was another knock on the living room door. Liu Ruyan went to open it and saw Zhao Yun standing outside.
"Oh? Ruyan, you're here too?" Zhao Yun said with a smile.
Liu Ruyan nodded: "What's this?"
"Yuanyuan said she was going out to play later and would also like to have dinner, and she asked me to come along. I figured I had nothing to do today, and I was off work, so I came over." As she spoke, Zhao Yun changed her shoes and walked inside. Then she saw Miss Yuan riding on Lin Mo's hammer on the sofa, and continued, "What are those two doing?"
"It's nothing, they're just playing around!" Liu Ruyan said with a smile. Zhao Yun:
Your man is being ridden and beaten by another woman, and this is your reaction? It really is fake. Looks like I was right.
However, what Liu Ruyan didn't know was that in her eyes, Miss Yuan wasn't a woman at all; she was just a child, so why bother arguing with her?
"Alright, alright, that's enough," Zhao Yun said as she walked over and lifted Miss Yuan off Lin Mo like a puppy, placing her aside.
“Cousin, insults and defamation shouldn’t be punished with imprisonment, arrest him!” Miss Yuan said.
As soon as she finished speaking, Liu Ruyan pulled a measuring tape from the drawer and handed it to her: "Measure me right now. If you're over 151, I support you!"
"Ahem, cousin, have you eaten yet?" Miss Yuan asked with a smile.
Everyone:.
That's why Miss Yuan is considered abstract; as long as she's not embarrassed, it's everyone else who is.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun rolled her eyes at him and said, "What time is it? Are you talking about breakfast or lunch?"
It was already 10 a.m., there was no time to eat anything!
"Hey, it's perfect that we haven't eaten yet. Liu Ruyan is treating us today, let's rip her off!" Miss Yuan said with a smile.
Liu Ruyan had no objection to this; it was just a dinner party.
Soon, Chuanmei also changed her clothes and came up. After everyone was there, they went downstairs together and headed straight for the school.
Before eating, it was natural to do some exercise first, like having a snowball fight. Of course, we went to school. Soon, the group met up with class monitor Wang Chu, He Xiaoyue, and Wangcai at the school. This time, the group grew to eight people, plus a dog.
When everyone arrived at the playground, they discovered that Miss Yuan was not the only one with the same idea.
A large group of students had gathered on the playground and were having a snowball fight. The two sides were competing against each other, creating a lively scene.
Upon seeing this, Miss Yuan immediately became excited: "Wuhu, the time to end them has come! We'll all be in groups of eight, put on your gloves, and follow my instructions. Once we go in, Mozi will take one down first, and then we'll bury him! Got it?"
Everyone remained silent, then Miss Yuan nodded: "Silence means you understand, let's go!"
With that, she took the lead and rushed into the crowd with her short legs, shouting: "A laugh from the martial world, waves surging~~ Oh my god!"
As soon as no one touched Miss Yuan, she slipped and fell into the snow. The next second, a group of people surrounded her. By the time the crowd dispersed, Miss Yuan was buried in the snow, with only her head remaining.
Everyone:.
"What are you looking at? Go!" Miss Yuan shouted.
The remaining seven looked at each other, and no one moved. Only Wangcai, loyal to its master, rushed in with its short legs, and then the same thing happened again.
When the crowd dispersed, Wangcai was buried down to just his head, right next to Miss Yuan.
Wangcai: "Woof woof woof woof"
Everyone:.
In response, Lin Mo asked the crowd, "By the way, isn't this a sound effect unique to Northeasterners when they're hit? Old Zhao isn't here either, so who taught her Northeastern dialect?"
Upon hearing this, Chuanmei took a deep breath: "Is it possible that Sister Yuan was simply cursing?"
"Forget it, Sister Yuan is my sugar daddy, I can't just stand by and watch her die!"
He rushed forward after saying that, but before he could get close, he slipped and fell flat on his face, yelling, "Gelaozile!"
Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)
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