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Chapter 580 You can also do street dance?
'Holy crap!'

Lin Mo: "This guy is from the same place as Lao Zhao; he's from Northeast China!"

'I won't pass!'

Director Wang: "This one is from Henan!"

'The Li family'

He Xiaoyue: "This one is from Guizhou."

At this moment, the group was sitting in a milk tea shop next to the school cafeteria. Not far from the entrance, there was a gentle slope. In the short time they had been sitting there, no less than twenty students had fallen down the slope because of the slippery snow. Their movements were all the same, which had become a spectacle. The group enjoyed watching the scene while drinking their beverages.

They can even tell where people are from just by the dialect they instinctively shout when they fall.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan was taken aback and then asked, "Is this a local dialect?"

Lin Mo shook his head: "No, it's because the sound effects of being hit are different in each province, and the most recognizable one is the Northeast."

According to Lao Zhao from our dormitory, the sound effects of being hit are divided into several levels.

[Huh?] It's just a slight swaying, but the posture has been successfully adjusted.

【Ouch~】The posture was quite exaggerated, but I managed to save myself.

[Oh my god!] He managed to save himself, but it was no use and he still fell.

【Ouch, what the hell!】 means that you fell on something unclean.

And accompanied by impact sound effects, when people there are about to fall, they'll perform a series of self-rescue maneuvers. The kind where someone falls straight down yelling and doesn't want to get up—that's obviously a southerner, Old Zhao said. Because falling down there is considered quite shameful. Unless it's too painful to get up, even if they have to crawl, they'll make sure they're out of sight and find a secluded spot to rub their bottom!

As they were talking, a girl wearing a white down jacket slid straight down, making a lamb-like bleating sound, and was then dragged away by two classmates next to her.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan and Zhao Yun couldn't help but nod. Back in their school days, no one had ever been so bored as to observe this so deliberately. They had learned something new today.

Just then, everyone saw Miss Yuan running over with Wangcai, and unsurprisingly, she leaned back on the gentle slope, performing a move called "Wild Goose Landing on the Sand with its Buttocks Falling Backwards," which can be simply called "falling on its buttocks."

But the sound of Miss Yuan being hit when she slipped didn't match what she was saying, and it was even different from all other regions in China.

【Hey~ Sea Bull~】

Immediately afterward, Wangcai lost its footing and tumbled down the mountain, its movements resembling those of a skier taking their dog up a mountain, the dog tumbling and rolling down the snow at high speed, before finally crashing straight into Miss Yuan's arms.

Everyone:.
"Sea Bull~ This isn't our local hit sound effect, is it?" Liu Ruyan asked, glancing at her little man.

Lin Mo's lips twitched at this: "It's possible that Sister Yuan has foreign blood and is of mixed race!"

Immediately afterward, everyone saw the Sichuan girl, covered in snow, running over, looking quite disheveled. She then followed in Miss Yuan's footsteps, yelling, "Holy crap!"

"Well, he must have gotten something into his brain, his language system is out of whack. Otherwise, the sound effects of being hit in the Sichuan-Chongqing region should be something like 'I'm the boss'," Lin Mo said with an embarrassed laugh.

That's right, right after the Sichuan girl rushed up, everyone unanimously decided to desert.

What a joke! With just a few of them, if they went up there, they wouldn't even make a splash. In that case, they might as well just watch the excitement from the outside.

As for Miss Yuan and the girl from Sichuan, they were in a terrible situation. As everyone knows, the worst thing you can do during a snowball fight, especially in a chaotic melee, is to fall down.

As long as you stand, you are still a combat unit, at most you can be snowballed by a few people, but if you fall, then everyone on the field, including your allies, becomes the enemy.

Having witnessed the fate of the two, no one would be foolish, especially Liu Ruyan, who was dressed so neatly and stood at attention, not wanting to roll around in the snow again.

You see, in her mind, a snowball fight is just about you throwing a handful of snow at me and me throwing a handful of snow at you, it's all about the fun. But look at the people on the field, they seem to want to fill their snowballs with stones, why bother!
Moreover, not only Liu Ruyan, but also Zhao Yun, the class monitor and He Xiaoyue did not want to get their clothes dirty. Everyone is a decent person, how could they crawl all over the ground?

Soon, Miss Yuan stormed in angrily: "Traitors, deserters, you betrayed your teammates, I despise you."

What are you afraid of? Why don't you dare to fight them?

We all have two shoulders and one head; we're a team. We can break one chopstick, but we can't break ten. Didn't our teacher teach us to be united?

Before he could finish speaking, Director Wang stood up: "That's not right. I've tried the chopsticks in the cafeteria; even ten of them together can be broken! Let's go try them together!"

Miss Yuan: "You've been drinking fake alcohol, haven't you? Get out of here!"

"Hey, it's not that we don't want to help, it's just that the scene is too chaotic, there are so many people, and snowballs are flying everywhere. It would be so embarrassing to get hit by one. I don't want to end up like you, buried up with only your head left," Liu Ruyan said with a laugh.

To this, Miss Yuan sneered: "Excuses, these are all excuses. They have hands, and so do we. Why don't you ask them if they're afraid of me?"

"Alright, Sister Yuan, calm down. You've already taken the beating. Go order a hot drink to warm yourself up. Sister Ruyan is treating," Lin Mo said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up. She knew she had to eat, so she looked at the front desk and asked, "What's this place? I know a Shanghai housewife; she looks nice!"

"Uh, I'm sorry, classmate, this is Bawangchaji, not the one you're talking about. Besides, she's called Shanghai Auntie, not 'Young Woman'!" The staff member thought through all the sad things in his life before he managed to stop laughing.

Miss Yuan waved her hand dismissively, "It doesn't matter, they're all pretty much the same anyway. Bring me your most expensive one, hot!"

Everyone shook their heads at this, sighing that even a tough woman like Miss Yuan had learned to drink hot drinks. Indeed, humans are too insignificant in the face of nature.

Just then, Chuanmei also ran in in a disheveled state, but she didn't shout or yell. After entering, she immediately took off her clothes, and then, in front of everyone's eyes, a lot of white snow poured out from the pockets of her clothes.

He even pulled out three fist-sized, solid snowballs from his collar, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

Just as Chuanmei was about to take off her pants, Lin Mo and Wang Chu each grabbed one of her arms and took her to the bathroom to relieve herself.

Anyway, when he came out, he looked just like that innocent girl who had been repeatedly violated by a dozen burly men—both disheveled and aggrieved. "Sister Yuan, now you should be able to tell who the loyal ministers are and who the treacherous ministers are, right? Loyalty is revealed in times of crisis!" the Sichuan girl shouted.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan nodded: "Then I'll appoint you as the chief eunuch. I've already arranged the advertisement for the liquor for you; they'll contact you when the time comes!"

"I'd go through fire and water for you, Sister Yuan!" the Sichuan girl said, moved.

Miss Yuan: "Rise, my dear subject!"

Seeing this, Liu Ruyan couldn't help but look at Lin Mo and laugh, "You, Yuanyuan, and Zhang Wei used to be the Iron-Blooded Train Hero Trio. I didn't expect Yuanyuan to be so abstract here too!"

"Tch, over here, Sister Yuan, Chuanzi, and Director Wang, those three are the cockroach bully trio, and my Sister Yuan is definitely in the center position! Sure enough, some people are born to be the protagonist," Lin Mo exclaimed.

Light snow was falling outside. Everyone drank a cup of milk tea to warm themselves up. The snow-covered scenery made the school, which should have been quiet, lively, and many students ran out to play in the snow.

Although students in the north may scoff at the idea, students in the south have a deep-seated fascination with snow. You know, when the girl from Sichuan first came to school, she rolled around in the snow and even exclaimed in amazement when she saw the heating. But now, she's completely indifferent to it.

Soon, it was almost lunchtime, and everyone discussed where to have a meal. In the end, Miss Yuan suggested going to the East District, where there is not only an ancient city but also hot springs. As for the food, to be honest, it doesn't matter what you eat; just find a restaurant to fill your stomach.

Since Liu Ruyan is treating, there's no need to worry about the price.

And so, the group prepared to set off. Lin Mo put on his long black cotton coat. When they passed the shop, because there was a thick and heavy curtain hanging at the door, Lin Mo had to use his other hand to peel off the curtain because Liu Ruyan was holding his arm.

But the next second, the heavy curtain opened on its own, and before Lin Mo could react, he felt someone forcefully pry open his cotton-padded coat from the middle to both sides and then rush in.

Lin Mo felt a hard bump on his chest. Looking down, he saw a little potato, wrapped up tightly, had snuggled into his arms. In an instant, everything around him fell silent.

Lin Mo stood there, holding the curtain with one hand and Liu Ruyan holding his other arm, with a little potato in his arms.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," the girl said, covering her face and running away.

Seeing this, Lin Mo looked at his girlfriend beside him and said, "I didn't do anything!"

Liu Ruyan laughed at this: "Don't even mention it, I've already started to fawn over you two. Should I leave?"

"What are you pretending for? Liu Ruyan, believe me, Mozi is probably secretly laughing to himself!" Miss Yuan said, adding fuel to the fire when she saw this.

As they walked out, they talked, but the snow outside had been trampled down by time, and Miss Yuan plopped down on her seat.

【Sea Bull~】

Everyone:.
At the school's main gate, Miss Yuan, rubbing her bottom, shouted at the crowd, "What are you laughing at? You all fell down and screamed way more than I did!"

While waiting for a taxi, Lin Mo pulled Liu Ruyan skiing nearby.

It was a little game between lovers: Liu Ruyan squatted on the ground, and he pulled her along by his hands behind his back.

“You can try standing up and skating yourself, it’s very simple,” Lin Mo said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan, who was squatting on the ground, shook her head with a smile: "I don't want to, I dare not. I'm afraid I'll fall like Yuanyuan. I don't care if it hurts or not, but that would be too embarrassing!"

"Don't worry, it won't fall, really. Let me show you."

As he spoke, Lin Mo released Liu Ruyan's hand, then found a clearing where the snow had been compacted, took a running start, and slid across the ground.

Just as he was feeling smug, he suddenly felt his foot slip and lost his balance.

Liu Ruyan was about to cry out in surprise, but the next second she saw Lin Mo's two legs leaving afterimages on the ground, and she kept staring at him.

But because the ground was too slippery, he had no foothold, just like in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry".

Logically speaking, for a normal person, in this posture and at this angle, the end result would be a heavy fall.

But Lin Mo just acquired the passive skill "Possessed by the King of Cool" today, triggering the effect of unwavering perseverance while standing in the snow.

Then everyone witnessed a jaw-dropping scene: Lin Mo swayed left and right on the ground, using his hands and feet, and even managed to spin 360 degrees in mid-air, yet he stubbornly remained upright.

Although his movements were a bit clumsy, he looked strangely cool.

Finally, he landed steadily with a cat flip and a spin, the whole set of movements flowing smoothly and impressively.

When Lin Mo finally stood firm, still feeling a bit shaken, he noticed that many people nearby were looking over.

"it is good!"

Suddenly, someone shouted, and then the people around started clapping.

"Fuck, that's so cool!"

"Awesome!"

"Street Dance of China is holding auditions here?"

At that moment, the Sichuan girl was the first to rush up: "Holy crap, you can do street dance?"

“I don’t think so. I feel like he almost fell just now. After all, the panicked look on his face doesn’t lie,” Zhao Yun said from the side.

Hearing this, and seeing the way the crowd was looking at him, Lin Mo chuckled dryly, "Ahem, that's exactly how I designed it!"

(End of this chapter)