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Chapter 578 You're Free
Chapter 578 You're Free
Although this area isn't in the northern part of Northeast China, it's not entirely in the south either. It snows every year, and snow isn't anything special.
If someone were a true southerner who had never seen snow in their life, it would be one thing to do it, to satisfy their curiosity and experience something new. But Lin Mo, being a semi-local, would never make such a basic mistake.
So in Liu Ruyan's eyes, her little brother must have encountered some problem. Although it was probably not a financial problem, giving him some money would at least allow him to eat something good and be happy.
Lin Mo, on the other hand, was completely dumbfounded. Luckily, it was blueberry jam instead of chocolate sauce. If it had been chocolate sauce, and he had been hiding in the bathroom eating it and Liu Ruyan had seen him, he would never have been able to explain himself for the rest of his life.
Who knows, the girlfriend I've finally got might run away, that would be absolutely devastating.
He just wanted to fulfill the prerequisites for the skill, what did he do wrong?
The initial condition for "Wednesday Food God" was that he would fry and eat poop at home. Although the condition was simple, it was undeniably bizarre, which is why he planned to eat it secretly. Unexpectedly, he was still discovered.
At the dining table, the two ate a simple breakfast. Liu Ruyan frowned as she watched Lin Mo finish eating jam-mixed snow and then drink hot porridge, saying, "You'll get a stomachache if you do that."
"I'm just testing the food. Shennong tasted hundreds of herbs. My little sacrifice is nothing," Lin Mo said nonchalantly, waving his hand.
The young man is full of energy, so drinking something cold is no big deal for him. I just don't know if the snow is clean. After all, in this environment, rainwater and snow are not as clean as they used to be. I just hope he doesn't get an upset stomach.
"Tch, you're good at testing dishes, but it's not that they're useful. For example, chives and eggs, oysters, etc. Hurry up and replenish your supply, try to reach 20 servings today, otherwise I'm really afraid I'll eat you out of house and home," Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him and said. What's the use of this stuff? If you really get diarrhea and become weak, won't that just delay things?
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly stuffed the egg into his mouth. As the saying goes, even last-minute preparation can be effective, and he needed to replenish some protein!
As for the prerequisites for "possessed by the King of Pretenders," he has already fulfilled them, but his body hasn't changed at all. Perhaps it's because he's not currently in the snow, so he doesn't have that feeling.
After finishing an egg and taking a sip of porridge, Lin Mo said, "No, there's no need to be in such a hurry. By the way, don't you have anything to do today? If you do, don't worry about me. I can manage on my own at home. It's snowing today, and transportation is inconvenient. If you go out and don't come back tonight, it's fine!"
Just kidding, what time is it now? Of course I have to take a break.
He used to think that menstruation was a hindrance before marriage but a savior after marriage, but he didn't take it seriously. He thought he was still young, and even if it was true, it would be years later. Besides, he had the Fuyang Pillow, a highly skilled TCM doctor, and the shopping website as a cheat code. Even when he was seventy or eighty, he would still be full of energy.
Unexpectedly, this was only the beginning, and he was already finding it difficult to withstand Emperor Ruyan's offensive.
Online, people say that Ruyan the Great has been poor, miserable, arrogant, scumbag, stupid, and vicious, but no one says she can eat!
To be honest, if he weren't a person with a pure Yang body, he wouldn't have been able to withstand that frequency by now.
"Today? Nothing's wrong. Besides, it's snowing so heavily, even if something happens, nothing will. I'm not stupid, of course I should stay home in this awful weather," Liu Ruyan said, spreading her hands.
She's finished everything she needed to do these past two days, and now people will follow her orders. She can't do everything herself, so of course she'll enjoy herself at home.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo took a deep breath: "We can have it today!"
Liu Ruyan: "Really not today!"
Lin Mo:
What else is there to say? Just wait to die!
After breakfast, Lin Mo deliberately opened all the curtains in the room to make Liu Ruyan wary, at least let me have a day to recover, okay?
"Buzz~Buzz~"
Just then, Lin Mo's phone rang. When he picked it up, he found it was Miss Yuan.
"Hey, Sister Yuan, where are we going today? Can I come along? I'm so bored!" Lin Mo said quickly, as if he had seen a savior.
You see, he used to complain a bit when these "daddies" came knocking on his door, but now he genuinely wanted Miss Yuan to come knocking, maybe even to call out, "Mo-zai, open the door, Daddy!"
"Bored? Liu Ruyan isn't home?"
Miss Yuan's voice came through the phone, asking in confusion.
Lin Mo glanced at Liu Ruyan, and seeing that the Great Emperor Ruyan was also looking at him, he said somewhat awkwardly, "I'm here, what's wrong?"
"How can she be bored when she's with you? She won't let me play!" Miss Yuan said, surprising everyone.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly coughed twice: "Ahem, Sister Yuan, she's listening over there!"
"So what if I say that? What's the point of having her if I don't let her play? Just change her!" Miss Yuan continued.
Lin Mo was speechless and just wanted to lie on the sofa and wait to die. Then Liu Ruyan took the phone from his hand and chuckled, "Exchange? No way. Besides, do you think I'm that kind of person? I know the rules of the underworld very well."
"So, if you have something to do, go play somewhere else. We haven't done our morning exercises yet!"
"Let's put morning exercises aside for now, no rush. It's snowing heavily outside today, let's go have a snowball fight!" Miss Yuan said excitedly.
She had no interest in morning exercises or anything like that. After all, she felt she was doing fine and had money to spend, so why would she want to find a man to torture her?
"Snowball fight? I'm not going. What's the point? I'd rather stay home and play," Liu Ruyan said.
Lin Mo: "I'm coming, I'm coming! I love snowball fights the most! Sister Yuan, wait for me!"
Just kidding, if I don't run away now, when will I? I finally have a legitimate reason to leave home, I have to get out and relax.
If it weren't for Miss Yuan's call, Liu Ruyan would probably have dragged him back to the bedroom for a nap in less than half an hour.
Five minutes later, Lin Mo appeared downstairs on time, accompanied by Liu Ruyan, who was also bundled up tightly.
There was no other way; her boyfriend had run away, and she had nothing to do, so she naturally had to come along too.
The moment Lin Mo stepped onto the snow, he felt as if his feet were firmly planted on the ground, incredibly stable.
Moreover, he felt that his agility on the snow had greatly increased, and even if he fell while gliding, he could still perform a smooth little combo and stand up from the ground.
People from Tianjin are particular about not letting their words fall to the ground, and his current situation is that he absolutely will not let himself fall to the ground, and he can always get up.
However, with snow this deep, it wouldn't be easy to slip and fall, as it was already above their ankles.
The two then stumbled and waded directly to Miss Yuan's residence.
"Hey? Weren't you not coming?"
As soon as she entered, Miss Yuan looked at Liu Ruyan and asked a question.
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan nonchalantly replied, "Nonsense, if you call him away, what am I supposed to do at home!"
"Wait a minute, you don't mean to come to my house to play, do you? That's great, that's great! Wait a minute, I'll go get my phone to record!" Miss Yuan said excitedly.
The next second, Liu Ruyan tapped her on the head with a 'thud' sound, clearly indicating a good head.
"Ouch, what are you doing!"
"What? Stop talking nonsense. My brother said this is your secret base, so I came to take a look. Oh, not bad, there's even a pool table?" Liu Ruyan walked in and looked around.
Although she wasn't interested in this so-called secret base, it was clearly a great place to relax. Only a fool would know how to enjoy it!
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan put her hands on her hips and said arrogantly, "Of course! Billiards, card room, e-sports room, tea room, everything you could want! How about a game? Whoever loses treats everyone to a day of food, drinks, and entertainment!"
“Come on, do you think I’m afraid of you?” Liu Ruyan readily accepted the challenge.
Lin Mo then watched the two of them tee off. He really didn't know that Liu Ruyan could do this, and she seemed quite skilled at it.
She's already a great beauty, but I never expected her to be so dashing and professional when she plays billiards. Her various techniques are much more professional than his, a half-baked amateur.
Soon, Miss Yuan was at a disadvantage. At this time, Liu Ruyan's balls were in good positions on the table, very close to the pockets, while Miss Yuan's balls were blocked, and she didn't even have a single angle to hit her own ball directly.
"What, you're already done? Why don't you just admit defeat?" Liu Ruyan said with a smile, wiping her hat.
Seeing this, Miss Yuan took a deep breath, then swung the cue stick horizontally, and pulled Liu Ruyan's several good shots to the edge of the table, saying, "You're free!"
Liu Ruyan: (艹皿艹)
(End of this chapter)
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