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Chapter 28 Luo Sen: Sales champion is also champion! 321, link up! !
"look!"

Luo Sen made a tactical retreat and gave a sharp comment: "Isn't this a kind of confidence?"

[Pfft hahaha. 】

[I am laughing like crazy, brother, I admit that you have quick thinking ability! ]

[No, it's really a universal formula. Now any dog ​​can do the commentary.]

【No sequel】

【《Isn't it a kind of self-confidence》】

[We can’t say they are completely the same, we can only say they are exactly the same. ]

Here, Luo Sen had already frowned and said to the foul-mouthed viewers in the live broadcast room: "Look, why are you still cursing? You're using dirty words, right? You're not positive at all. Go down, go down."

"My friends, this friend's energy is not very positive. The first requirement and principle for our next live broadcast is that the energy must be positive. Do you understand, my friends?"

【《Political Energy》! 】

【Zhengneng Energy anchor has paid attention. 】

[The last one was so impressive. I was really stunned to hear the three words "positive energy" from you.]

[My self-awareness is very unclear! 】

The barrage of comments filled the screen, and Luo Sen continued, "Just say, with this level of skill, with this kind of licking, who can't do it? I can do it! "

"Of course, as the saying goes, where there is a sleeping dragon, there will be a young phoenix within three steps!"

“The average person has no college degree, and their commentary level is almost negative.”

"I've already talked about the first two, let's talk about Guan Shen. I really don't understand what Fujii is thinking. Maybe there's no player in the division who can stand out, so he transformed into a god commentator and established a poisonous persona. My family lives in Bengbu. If the prediction is wrong, it's wrong. And you even made the opposite prediction. In this way, no matter whether the game wins or loses, you are right, right?"

"The person who came up with this idea is really a genius. He has given me an invincible buff, guys. You can't blame him. As the most filial commentator among the commentators, he really understands the use of traffic and personality."

Luo Sen paused for a moment, sucked his milk, and then continued: "Speaking of Aunt Yu, she is the host every year, and she makes mistakes every year. Every time there is a big event, she has to add some drama to herself. Sister, is that the Patek Philippe you are wearing? What a nice watch."

"Here, I'm using my real name to express my sympathy for my elder sister, Yi, who can spray water. It's said that three mistakes are not a big deal, but one mistake means you just quit! What happened to my sister Zhou? She just sprayed water once, and she's gone. Aunt Yu makes mistakes every time, but she's still the most popular host every year!"

"Oh, so he has found a powerful figure. If Fujii dares to target me, I will be the one to blame!"

"The most connected person in LPL, Aunt Yu! She maintains her popularity by skirting the rules, and relies on suppressing newcomers to get to the top. If it doesn't work, she'll break up, let herself go and hang herself every day!"

"The host's EQ and IQ are almost zero, and the questions he asks the contestants are more outrageous than the last. I suggest that Aunt Yu can ask questions like this in the future: ask me if Brother Hu misses his child, ask Haibian when he will deal with the body, ask Hongzao when he will win the S-League championship, ask Abu if his sister is okay, ask Deyunse Xiaoxiao if he feels good about being cheated on by his ex-wife..."

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[Damn! Man, the attack power is still impressive! ]

[Yu Da-Auntie really has zero professional skills. She tries to attract attention every day and apologizes every year at the S-League. She can still win awards even with this kind of attitude, which shows how hard she works at night! ]

[A woman that even EDG can't beat, Luo÷, I advise you to learn your lesson! 】

[Luo÷ doesn't want to live anymore, how dare you say that to a woman like me who manages God? 】

"Guard God? Guard critics!"

Luo Sen glanced at this comment and was not used to it at all: "Fuck, others told you to manage gods, but you still think you are a god? Are you embarrassed? Again, a CS player who engages in cold violence in a small group on a daily basis, took advantage of connections and LPL's lack of people to take a quick ride, and after becoming famous, he didn't think about giving back to the competition area, but kept trying to get into a more "high-end" circle. Do they want you? If you want to be able to fit in, then yes, but the anchor will tell you today that shit can never be made into food. Want to be an official NBA commentator? Maybe in your next life."

"—— How sad, there is not a single man in the LPL world division! A commentator has become the face of the division, this is Fujii's marketing!!"

[Good scolding! ! ]

[What a great world competition zone, LPL, not a single man is there! ]

[Useless Fujii! Keep deifying me. I think next time you should deify the host! After all, the contestants' commentary is not good. ]

[Don't be so mean, the next goal of god-making is Lao Jin! ]

[Are you talking about me, Kim Tae-sang, or me, Kim Yi-bo? ]

[Both are CS, what's the difference? 】

Perhaps influenced by Luo Sen, the aggressiveness of the audience watching his live broadcast is increasing day by day, each one is more violent than the other, and what they say makes the room manager of the live broadcast room sweat profusely.

The popularity of Luo Sen’s live broadcast room has now reached 99W+, and one minute later, it officially broke through the 100 million mark.

This was the first time that Luo Sen's live broadcast had exceeded 100 million online viewers. In an instant, the barrage of comments took off, and gifts followed suit.

"Thank you, my family... Thank you everyone. Although the anchor is very happy to receive gifts, I still want to remind everyone here that minors should not give gifts."

Luo Sen kindly stopped everyone from sending gifts crazily, then coughed lightly: "Well... ahem, at this memorable moment, the host thought for a long time and finally made a difficult decision."

"Yes, that's right. Some of my family members may have guessed it...Rather than giving gifts, I want to give benefits to my family members!!"

【? ? ? ? 】

[It’s started! It’s started! ]

【321, link up! ! 】

[《Rather than giving gifts, I want to give benefits to my family》]

[I can't hold it anymore, it's Luo÷ as expected, live streaming and selling goods is a real life, right? 】

"This time we are really giving out benefits, don't disbelieve it, my friends."

Luo Sen took out a pot of pure natural red dates that had been placed nearby, and said excitedly: "——I miss you so much, big red dates!!!"

"My friends from the big domestic brands, the big red dates on the anchor are not only all wash-free, but also have gone through four selections and six rinses. When you get these dates, you will find that they are very uniform in size and have no stains! The most important thing is - they are very sweet!!"

"I think the host doesn't need to explain this, everyone has experienced it. Of course, a friendly reminder, Tangren is not allowed to buy it because it is really sweet."

After Luo Sen said this, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room exploded.

【Big red dates???】

【I miss you so much???】

[It’s sweet, right? I bought it! ]

[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. Is the anchor a professional hater? ]

[I'm shocked. You're selling products like this? And you're selling red dates, right?]

[Isn't it a small red date? How did it become a big red date? ]

【Hurry up and link up! Hurry up and link up! 】

"My family likes this product very much, great!"

Luo Sen directly took out a white board and said, "It's a big domestic brand, directly from the factory. Tell me the original price. How much does it cost?"

Everyone was stunned, because there was no one else in Luo Sen's live broadcast room, and no one knew who he was asking. The next moment, an AI synthesized voice sounded: "999!"

"Okay! The original price is 999! Today in my live broadcast room, the anchor will find some benefits for the family! The original price is 999, how about 699?"

The AI ​​responds: "No!"

"Do you want 599?"

"do not want!"

"Do you want 99?"

"do not want!"

Luo Sen shouted: "Okay! Now tell me how much the purchase price is!"

"9.9!"

"OK, 9.9 friends!" Luo Sen stood up in high spirits: "9.9 a bag of a famous domestic brand, I miss you big red dates! Let's test the sweetness!"

"Come on, host, show off first!"

Luo Sen threw a handful directly into his mouth and immediately gave a thumbs up: "Sweet!! High in sugar content!"

"9.9, a famous Chinese brand, I miss you red dates! The anchor number is 321. My family, the anchor has spent all his money to fight for this benefit for the family, just to let everyone taste the fresh red dates!"

Luo Sen shouted out the momentum of a group of people: "Come on, 321 - connect!!"

The little yellow car was hung up below, and the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.

[Hahaha, I can’t stand it anymore, it’s really getting serious! ]

[No, buddy, are you really on the link? ]

【《Losing All》】

[Witness history! The first professional e-sports player to promote products! ]

【321! Family members, charge for me!!】

【Go, go, go!!】

[Anchor, anchor, aren’t you a professional player? Why are you promoting products here? ]

The live broadcast room is just a joke, and Luo Sen is just doing the show effects. "Miss You So Much" is indeed a big brand, and the price given to Luo Sen is indeed very low.

With the number of people in the live broadcast room now exceeding 100 million, it no longer matters whether they are black or white, passers-by, fans or just fun people.

——The base number of 100 million people is too large. As soon as Luo Sen’s yellow bikes were put up, they disappeared.

Out of stock instantly!

"I rely on."

Luo Sen himself was stunned. He obviously didn't expect that the products he just promoted for fun would be sold out so quickly.

Are the haters too powerful, or are there too many people in the live broadcast room?
He now has some understanding of why those well-known manufacturers all look for popular anchors to promote their products.

When there are more people, you can really sell it!
Of course, this may also be because Luo Sen does have some talent for live streaming.

After all, normal people wouldn’t “promote products” like him.

"Okay, families, the stock is sold out. Families who missed this wave of benefits may have to wait until the next time... What? You ask when the next time is? It's now!!"

【? ? ? 】

【It’s really sold out! 】

[I’m so awesome! Bro! I was just joking before, saying I’d let you post the link on 321, but I didn’t really let you post it! ]

【It’s numb! Luo÷It’s numb! 】

[The most business-minded player in the history of the e-sports circle! 】

[A streamer with 100 million followers! An internet celebrity with 1000 million fans, who can sell out products in seconds! Now I declare that the new top seller of products on Douyin is officially born! ! ]

【Xiao Yang has something to say.】

[Don't attract any negative attention, get out of here! ]

During this period of time, due to the huge increase in Luo Sen's fans, in addition to the large number of black fans, as expected by the Douyin team such as Xiaobaobei, "real fans" have gradually emerged within Luo Sen's fan group.

These true fans all became his die-hard fans because of Luo Sen’s sudden popularity, his sense of humor, or even his good looks.

In the live broadcast room, these fans are the main force in driving purchases and the backbone of helping Luo Sen to fight.

At this moment, a wave of selling goods has ended, and the haters in the live broadcast room are getting anxious when they see that Luo Sen’s sales are so high.

"The sales champion is also the champion for the family! The anchor won this championship today. There are so many things I want to say, but there are also so many things I can't say. Therefore, the anchor decided to continue to seek benefits for the family!"

Luo Sen expressed his excitement about winning the championship and satisfied his championship addiction. Then, without any delay, he brought out the second product he would promote today - Jianchun 0-added sucrose yogurt!

His tone was full of emotion and persuasion: "Family members, simple and pure!! I believe that you don't need me to say anything. As long as you see these two words, you will understand!"

"——Simple and pure! 0 added sucrose——yogurt!! Another big domestic brand! And it's 0 added sucrose!! Completely sugar-free yogurt. I believe everyone can feel the sincerity of the anchor, right?"

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【《Jane÷Yogurt?》】

【《0 Sugar》】

【Simple, 0 sugar? ?】

[Oh my god, I am shocked. Is he really a genius in bringing goods? ]

[I am dying of laughter... I burst out laughing as soon as this name came out. Brother, you are really talented. 】

[No, it’s really that national brand… it’s outrageous, how did you find it? ]

[Well, I have to buy it now. I usually like to drink simple yogurt. ]

Luo Sen was full of passion and added fuel to his "first live broadcast": "And considering everyone's habits, the anchor has specially applied for classic bagged, can-free yogurt today! Friends, do you understand? No cans, simple and pure!!"

"Usually, my family would buy it in offline supermarkets or on JD.com, and the minimum price is 40 yuan, but today, it's not 39.9, let alone 35.9, but 29.9!! Take 20 bags of 100g 0 sucrose simple pure non-canned yogurt home! Visit relatives and friends during the Chinese New Year, drink some yogurt as a snack, and watch LPL while eating. It's amazing!"

"Come on, let our AI assistant Xiaohong shout out our slogan——"

Luo Sen tuned the AI ​​to a local dialect of Hebei Province and turned up the volume. The AI ​​shouted: "Jian÷Wuguan! Jian÷Wuguan! Jian÷Wuguan!!"

(End of this chapter)