LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 27 Douyin surpasses 1000 million followers! Continuing from the last chapter, the explosion continues!
The bassist on the other side of the microphone murmured softly: "It's hard to say... But then again, if the target is changed to death announcement, would he still dare to say that?"

"..." Wawa and Dami were offline for two seconds, and immediately laughed out loud: "Hahaha, don't do it, but if it's announced... I don't dare to think about it, I don't dare to think about what will happen to Luo. "

The husband sings and the wife follows. LPL's leading host Yu Shuang first liked this video and then made an appeal on Weibo: [LPL is a big family. We love LPL, so no matter how bad LPL's previous performance was, no one has ever complained. It may have this or that bad, but this is not a reason for some people to criticize it for profit. I advise you to be kind here. ]

This Weibo post of hers has sparked a huge heated discussion.

There was a lot of curses under the Weibo post, accusing him of moral blackmail and saying that his words were not true.

What do you mean no one has ever complained? The values ​​are very rigid.

But these caused a "resonance" within the LPL circle. In the following time, Ji Laoer, Tuozi Sister, and a group of sisters, except for a few commentators such as Wang Duoduo who were excluded, all stood up one by one to speak out and give their thumbs up.

We urge everyone not to "allow the perpetrators who destroy the competition area" to go unpunished and gain popularity and traffic.

The momentum is so overwhelming, it feels like what Luo Sen is doing now is going to destroy LPL.

——He saw all this before going to bed at night.

To be honest, I didn’t feel much, and even felt like laughing.

He did not respond to these people on Weibo immediately because Luo Sen knew that these commentators were just "small soldiers and crab generals" sent to the front, and the real commander was Fujii.

After his last phone call with Jin Yi Bo, he knew that things would not end so easily.

Luo Sen first warmed up for his live broadcast tomorrow on Weibo: [Both literature and sports flourish, promoting the culture of bringing goods. I have another small matter to report to everyone. Yes, that's right, the thing I mentioned last time about bringing goods such as pacifiers and a series of milk products and sewing machines has now been settled. I will post the link on time at 8 o'clock tomorrow night! I hope that friends will support me when the time comes. ]

After checking that there were no problems, Luo Sen clicked publish.

The comment section quickly exploded.

——【Damn, bro, are you really good at this?! 】

——【Hahaha, what a great way to promote the culture of bringing goods. Judging from your performance these days, whatever you bring, your brothers will buy! 】

——【Oh no! This time he really found the code to wealth! 】

——【You still have the heart to promote the product? The LPL group is scolding you so much that your ancestors' graves are about to smoke, why don't you go to the line? 】

——【I’m not doing my job properly! 】

——[Anchor, you are finally out of prison? 】

——【Am I the only one who noticed the live broadcast tomorrow? Brother, will the live broadcast tomorrow continue the content from last time? Brother, please reply to me, this is really important to me! 】

Luo Sen replied thoughtfully in the comment below: "Continue tomorrow!"

The netizens below immediately became excited to the climax, and the number of comments increased wildly.

Here, Luo Sen has already started editing the second "earth-shattering" Weibo: [@Yu Shuang, LPL is a big family? No one has ever complained about poor performance in the past? Do you want to open your eyes that make mistakes every day and see if this is something a human can say? Old age, Alzheimer's disease, selective amnesia? ]

[As for you commentators, I can understand that you guys are spraying to lick Fujii, but it is too disgusting that you all transform into LPL justice messengers. You lick capital if you want to lick capital, and you rub the popularity if you want to rub the popularity. What brand of plastic bags are these that can hold so much? ]

[What I hate most is you sanctimonious CS players who can associate LPL and the Chinese division with yourselves. It's just the people who are rotten, what's wrong with the division? Yes, I'm talking about @藤井体育. ]

[Others don't dare to say those little shits about you, but I don't care. The MVP selection and analysis after the game are always based on personal preferences. In order to create a god, the post-game data chart has been modified N times. Once is a mistake, twice is a mistake, what about three and four times? With such a management team and such a competition environment, you still want to formalize the league? I've said it, the day Lao Jin went to see his mother-in-law, it couldn't be formalized! ]

【You learn everything from the NBA, but you either learn good things or bad things. You didn’t learn any good things, but you learned all the bad things, such as playing Thai, cheating, dating, and partying! Let’s talk about creating gods. The competition area needs traffic and income, which is understandable, but you also have to choose a good father. You create gods by changing people in batches. If Wei Xiao doesn’t work, you change the factory manager. If the factory manager doesn’t work, you change Xiao Zao. If Xiao Zao doesn’t work, it’s even more outrageous. This time, you just throw away the players and transform the commentator into a god! 】

【It's so hard for my family. In such a big LPL region, they finally got a commentator to be a "god". If he makes a wrong prediction, he can be said to be a toxic person. This kind of person can be praised. I can only say that everyone here is responsible. 】

[I strongly suggest that the General Administration of Sports monitor LPL! This kind of behavior of randomly changing data and analysis charts after the game and choosing MVPs based on personal preferences will cause greater harm to LPL in the long run, and that will really ruin LPL! ]

[Finally, I attach the recordings of the conversations with two of Fujii's managers, as well as the threats from the current Fujii CEO. Please make your own judgment.]

After the words fell, the whole hall fell into silence.

The destructive power of Luo Sen's essay is so great that what is shocking is that he actually exposed Fujii!

This time, none of the players exploded, and they directly upgraded to explode Fujii!

[Is Fujii so bad? Can the post-match statistics be changed? ]

[How fresh, it has happened several times, but no one noticed it. Those who noticed it dared not say anything, or maybe the traffic was not enough. ]

[Brother, you are really my hero. You spoke my heart's words! ]

[So good!! So good at scolding! ]

[Fujii should be similar, and Jin÷ should be more similar! ! ]

[Fuck! Is this recording real? ]

[I feel like this recording doesn’t have any substantive content. ]

[One said "Don't you want to be better?", and the other kept cursing. That's not enough. What? Did they say "Shark" on the spot? ]

[Don't be so embarrassing, it's all the employees' fault, our management team was not aware of it! ]

【…】

"Luo÷!! How dare he!! I'll fuck him!"

Home.

Jin Yi Bo, who had just got off work and went home tonight and had just taken sleeping pills and was lying down, was woken up by a phone call. Then he learned a shocking piece of news - Luo Sen reported Fujii + a recording was attached.

Listening to the recording on the phone, Lao Jin's heart turned red almost instantly, and his back teeth were broken!
——"He really wants me to be like this!"

It was not until then that he realized how much Luo Sen wanted him to be like Fujii. He was not joking and really wanted to get rid of them.

"What are you doing~" The boss next to her, Sister Cai, turned over and said in confusion, "What's the matter? I can't control it at night, so you're energetic in the middle of the night?"

"grass!"

"Who are you scolding?"

"I scolded little CS!"

Jin Yibo's lips trembled: "This little CS has been messing with me!"

"Are you talking about Luo Sen?" His wife had also heard him talk about this matter. She frowned and said, "He's a professional player. Why don't you just take care of him?"

"You don't understand." Jin Yibo waved his hands in annoyance. "He doesn't even play professionally now, how can I care? You might be caring about something that he doesn't care about the most. Besides, he has someone to back him up now, so it's hard for me to touch him."

The wife nodded indifferently: "Then just leave it alone."

“……” Jin Yi Bo took two deep breaths, turned over, got up and put on his clothes.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm not going to sleep. The things he revealed and the recordings are both small and big. It depends on how to deal with them. I have to deal with this matter now."

……

at the same time.

At Mr. Gao's house. "You said he also sent the recording?" Mr. Gao hurriedly put on his clothes, his tone strange.

……

A day later, at 7:30 pm.

Luo Sen contacted various manufacturers for a day and finally confirmed several brands to carry the goods. Joking aside, the brands he selected are all big manufacturers, and their quality and reputation can be guaranteed.

At nearly eight o'clock, the little baby beeped twice in the background.

Luo Sen took the opportunity to start live streaming.

【Congratulations on reaching 1000 million fans! 】

【Quanhu sent a congratulatory message! 】

[Red dates send a congratulatory message! 】

[Are you here? Are you here? Luo Shen! Do you know how I have been spending the past two days? ]

[Awesome, 10 hits as soon as the show started, this really makes him the God of Luo! ]

As soon as Luo Sen started broadcasting, the number of people in the live broadcast room soared at an astonishing speed, reaching 10 in the blink of an eye.

This should be related to his bravery in exposing Fujii yesterday. Not only did he reveal the information, he also released the recording.

After a day of fermentation, his big account on Douyin finally exceeded 1000 million followers.

Officially promoted to one of the top bloggers on Douyin. Although this blogger does not have many works yet, and has been jumping back and forth between the game area, entertainment area, and appearance area.

"Congratulations, I missed you so much after not seeing you for two days."

Luo Sen appeared in the live broadcast room, looking the same as he did two days ago. But I don’t know if it was due to psychological reasons, but some viewers have already felt that “fame nourishes people”.

【Don’t waste time, start now! 】

【Whose comes first? 】

[Where is the small yellow car? Check the link! ]

【Fast forward to the link on 321! 】

[I want to see the count! Keep counting, you didn’t finish last time! ]

【…】

The audience in the live broadcast room was extremely enthusiastic. Luo Sen pointed to his lower right corner and said, "Don't worry, my friends. The small yellow car has been connected. The anchor will give you the link later."

"But before that, due to some reasons that everyone knows, the host will serve some appetizers to liven up the atmosphere."

Luo Sen continued his unique style - starting with 0 frames: "Since the commentary dogs are so worried about their masters, the anchor will blast them first."

"Let's start with the biggest cancer in the commentary - Wow Wow Rice."

"These two are called the e-sports duo. Why do we call them duo? Relying on their seniority and age, they have been forming cliques in the LPL commentary circle over the years and ostracizing newcomers. Once a newcomer emerges, they are even more uncomfortable than killing their own team members. They must be ostracized immediately! They change shifts, use the cold violence of commentators, and bully others in private."

"Wang Duoduo suffered greatly from this. You can pay attention to the details of their commentary. These people have almost never appeared in the same game."

Luo Sen's speech speed gradually increased, and his state became better: "Besides that, the most disgusting thing about these two people is that every time they commentate on LPL games, they will turn into war gods who never lose. It's no loss if the defense tower is lost, it's no loss if the high ground is lost, it's no loss if they get a pentakill, it's no loss if the crystal is given, and it's no loss if the horse is gone!!!"

"You can make a lot of money, but I will never lose! I only know how to lick the star teams and star players, and flatter the management of the competition area. Let's be honest, we are all workers, and it's okay for you to lick their boots, but you lie with your eyes open, and you are a human being, but you still say 'Uzi is still damaging'! Isn't this pure brain damage, my friends? Are you NT?!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the popularity of the live broadcast room soared to 50W+, and the barrage of comments was overwhelming.

【Hahaha, it’s started, he’s started! 】

【Familiar taste! 】

[Fuck, LPL commentators still resort to cold violence? ]

[Mi÷ and Wa÷ are the most unworthy gold medal commentators! ]

[After all, he recognized Fujii as his godfather, so it’s understandable. ]

[No wonder I always feel like Wang Duoduo's commentary partner always ignores him... workplace bullying is so disgusting. ]

"We benefited from SKT breaking two lanes, because we have two more lanes to earn money! LCK champions are dry, but for us, it's completely acceptable! I can accept you, damn it!!"

After Luo Sen finished speaking, he saw that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room had risen to over 70, and he expressed his feelings directly: "With the way you guys explain, any dog ​​can do it!"

"Don't disbelieve it, my friends. The commentators are just talking nonsense. Today, the host will give everyone a training experiment on the spot - "How to become a qualified and professional LPL commentator."

Luo Sen opened the text and typed a few words: "First, a few 'safe words' must be firmly remembered in your mind. With these safe words and the ability to talk nonsense, you can become a gold medal commentator of LPL!"

"These safe words are: no loss, okay, acceptable, very dry, no way, and there is still a chance."

"Come on, let's get into the actual combat phase!"

Luo Sen called out: "Next, please invite any of you who are not convinced and are interested in playing against me to join the microphone. You can tell me the situation in the game and I will teach you to become a professional commentator!"

[Damn, so confident? ]

[To be honest, commentators still need to be quick-witted. Playing with memes is one thing, but no one really thinks that any dog ​​can do the commentary. ]

"Come on, it's you."

When Luo Sen saw this comment, he directly brought the other party up and clicked to connect to the microphone.

The opponent was also straightforward. He didn't feel embarrassed. After clicking "Agree", he immediately got into the game and described the scene: "The jungler of the Korean team flashed and killed someone."

Luo Sen's tone was very lifelike: "Hey! Let's see if this flash will become a foreshadowing!"

The other team poofed, and then changed the subject: "The Korean team caught someone dead."

Luo Sen responded with ease: "I was caught dead by the opponent this time, but it doesn't matter, this kill is very dry, this is a dry kill."

"When LPL played against the Korean team, they made the opposing team's Lujies a big daddy."

Luo Sen pondered: "The overall damage now... Although Jayce's damage is very high, he has gradually become a little overwhelmed at this point in time."

The opponent refused to give up: "Jayce destroyed half of LPL's health with one shot."

Luo Sen: "The damage is indeed high, but it's just Poke after all, the damage is a bit weak."

Opponent: "He hit three LPL shots in a row. Very solid!"

Luo Sen: "But your shot has no follow-up, haha, right."

"I'm on you horse!!"

The other party couldn't stand it anymore and started to curse.

(End of this chapter)