LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 29 And you, my friend Luo Sen, you are a true genius!
"Come on, 321, get on the link!!"

The AI ​​switched to voice and then shouted: "321, connect!!"

"superior!!"

Luo Sen waved his hand and the shared bike came out again.

The comments in the live broadcast room at this moment can no longer be described as hot, it is simply "violent".

[Hahahahahaha. 】

[Fuck! Brother, you really are the most talented anchor I have ever seen, really! ! ]

[Simple÷no crown, when these four words came out, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. 】

[Indeed, Jian÷ is indeed untitled!! ]

[The world's number one crazy jungler can really start. 】

[Don't be so mean, S(olo) champion is not the champion? ]

[My evaluation is that it is not as valuable as the sales champion! ]

【Really bought it brothers, 29.9 is really cheap! 】

【…】

Although Luo Sen had expected this, he was still shocked by the sales of Jianchun yogurt. As soon as he called the link on 321 and the yellow car was hung up, the goods in his hands were snapped up. The speed was even faster than the previous "I miss you big red dates".

"Well, is this what it means to bring goods?"

Luo Sen had a complicated expression, and he clasped his fists to the audience in the live broadcast room: "My friends, don't buy anymore, it's sold out. The anchor has to regretfully tell you that the benefits have been given away, and we will return to the normal live broadcast next."

【No! 】

[No, I really want it, brother! ]

[Keep going! This is just the beginning. You didn’t just accept this little advertisement, did you? ]

[I haven't seen enough, please keep on licking, please, keep on licking, brothers can afford it! ]

[Look down on poor guys? ]

The live broadcast room was in chaos. In addition to those who wanted to continue watching Luo Sen's live broadcast because the content was novel and interesting, there were more viewers who really wanted to buy yogurt.

——Jianchun 100g, 20 bags, now the price on JD.com is 39.9, this is not Luo Sen joking.

The prices in his live broadcast room are 10 yuan lower than those on JD.com, and it’s a national brand. People may have joked about it before, but now that Luo Sen has successfully sold goods twice, everyone really wants to take advantage of it.

Cha, let him continue to chat!
"That's it..."

Luo Sen looked embarrassed: "But the anchor really has no benefits for everyone. You may not know that yesterday because of this price, the anchor had a fight with the manufacturer! The manufacturer said that if the anchor wants this price, he might as well jump off the building. It is not sold like this at all. He will lose everything!"

"But can the anchor spoil them in order to seek benefits for her family? The anchor said at the time that if the manufacturer did not give the anchor this price, it would be against the anchor's family. Going against the anchor's family is going against the anchor, so it's better not to carry this product!!"

"In the end, the anchor risked breaking up with the manufacturer, and the manufacturer agreed with tears in his eyes, which led to today's two waves of benefits."

Luo Sen paused and promised: "How about this, let's give the anchor some time. The anchor will try to give everyone some benefits today, and by the way, I will prepare more benefits for everyone next time."

【? ? ? ? 】

[Pretend it? Are you going to pretend again? ]

[Hahaha, if you're not prepared, just say you're not prepared. And you're still making me talk nonsense? ]

[Agree with tears? Earn money with tears!!]

[Why does this script sound more and more familiar the more I listen to it? 】

[Luo÷, you are a real genius. Can you focus on selling products in the future? We need you! ]

[I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I just want benefits. If you don't give benefits to your family now, how can your family support you in the future? ]

When Luo Sen saw this, he couldn't help but say, "The anchor is already a double champion, so you insist on forcing the anchor to become a triple champion?"

【puff. 】

【《Double Crown》】

[“Sales Champion is also the Champion”]

[Indeed, there is nothing wrong with it. Now Luo÷ is indeed the double champion of bringing goods! ]

Luo Sen looked at the barrage with a smile. The popularity of the live broadcast room reached 110 million +. He controlled the rhythm of the live broadcast room and continued the live broadcast.

at the same time.

Fujii headquarters office.

Bang!
Jin Yibo slammed his fist on the mahogany desk, his teeth itching with anger: "Fuck him! He really made a fortune from it!"

"His sales promotion effect is surprisingly good... Mr. Jin, will he become a billionaire in the future?"

The assistants beside him were all stunned. They were in awe of Luo Sen's "talent for bringing goods".

"Just now, he bought a big red date... a yogurt. I think the manufacturer was just testing the first batch and didn't give him a lot of goods. But even so, it was sold out in an instant. In less than five minutes, he created a turnover of at least 10 million... It's a bit exaggerated."

"What billionaire? Billionaire of what? I'm not even a billionaire now, how can he be?"

Jin Yibo broke his defense and retorted: "Don't brag to him. Do you surf the Internet too much? Do you really think that there are bosses everywhere in the world and that it is so easy to make money from a small goal?"

Assistant: "...Mr. Jin, don't get excited."

"Am I excited?!"

……

Next door is Mr. Gao’s office.

"Talent."

Mr. Gao, who was not involved in the management of Fujii, watched Luo Sen's live broadcast and exclaimed sincerely: "He is really a talent."

The secretary next to him nodded and smiled: "Luo Sen does have some talent in live broadcasting."

"Not only can he promote the products, but he can also play tricks on the contestants... You have to admire his eloquence and brains."

"I heard that President Jin was furious."

Hearing this, President Gao was slightly startled and said with a smile: "Hey, when will this end? If LPL continues to be messed up like this, the higher-ups may really hold them accountable."

……

In the live broadcast room.

While Luo Sen was communicating with several other vendors in the background, he continued to tell stories to the viewers in the live broadcast room with great ease.

"That day, when my brother Hu was beaten dizzy, a thunderbolt suddenly rang in his mind - 'You are still unfilial to me?'! Brother Hu looked around in confusion, and was horrified to find that the opposing mid laner Faker was glaring at him with a ghost baby's face, like a Buddhist Vajra!" "Brother Hu was so scared that his soul was about to die, and his body gradually became unfocused. He was immediately conquered by Faker. This was the third battle of the S game, and Brother Hu was defeated again..."

"To know what happened next, please listen to the next episode."

Luo Sen paused telling the ghost story because he found that there were suddenly a lot of "other" voices in the barrage of comments in his live broadcast room.

【Deyunse wants to fight you! 】

[Anchor, anchor, are you scared? Please respond. ]

[Don’t pay attention to those haters, just keep talking! I’m listening intently! ]

[To be honest, with your level, I suggest you publish a book immediately! ]

Deyun color?
He didn't look for the other party, but the other party still relies on him?
Luo Sen knew without even looking that Deyunse must be trying to take advantage of his popularity again. He checked the time and the backstage and said without mercy: "Um, just rub it."

"I've seen many people looking for money, and recently there have been many people looking for scolding. Originally, the anchor didn't want to get involved because it was too unlucky. But since Deyunse is so anxious, the anchor will just hold his nose and let his family laugh."

"Actually, there's nothing much to say about Deyunse. What kind of good person would say such a shameless thing about his own daughter? To make such a joke about his own daughter, this person has lost all moral integrity, don't you understand?"

Luo Sen did not hide his disgust for the Deyunse group at all: "They just take advantage of whoever is popular. They are the group in the e-sports circle that is best at stepping on the powerful and praising the weak. I won't mention the old things like Li Zhuang and Bai Rou in the early years. They are the players who just steal without any reason. If we talk about who is the most carry among the players with 100% winning level in the e-sports circle, they are definitely the best!"

"Haha. I've been stealing memes all my life, but I didn't expect that the only original meme I created would be when my own house was stolen. As the saying goes, I turned off my phone again and again, and my wife became my ex-wife. Karma and retribution are unpleasant. When he was a professional player, he was beaten unconscious, and now he's retired and standing up. The anchor has nothing good to say about this, I can only say one thing for them."

"Duck Dragon - don't bow your head, the hat will fall off, don't cry, the adulterer will laugh."

[Pfft haha. 】

[I have always recognized Luo÷'s attack power. ]

[How does a 27° mouth say 0° words? ]

[No one in the entire e-sports circle can do this kind of show effect except Luo÷! ]

[Anchor, anchor, please give some comments on Wei Xiao and other older generation e-sports players. ]

"The older generation of e-sports people? The older generation of e-sports people!"

Luo Sen was stunned when he heard these words: "The anchor's evaluation is - Old Bidden. They rely on their age and seniority. They still act like a fool after retiring. They sit in the live broadcast room every day, tilt their heads, and then they use Xiao Rui to comment on their friends. In fact, when they were playing professionally, their martial spirit prototypes were almost revealed. Why do they pretend to be a fool every day?"

"You're riding on the popularity, you're talking about your seniority, you're bad-tempered, you're brainless, you're into eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and everything else. Now times have changed, you act like you were so great in the past, all you talk about is when you were a pro, what was that like when you were a pro? You kneel down and admit you're a filial piety? Don't you have any idea of ​​what you've done?"

"But you know what, in terms of life, the first generation of e-sports people really played a leading role. Without their influence, there would be no glorious deeds of the younger generations. So, from this point of view, the old Dengs are really full of the calmness of the first generation of e-sports people."

"To sum it up in one sentence, the old Dengs probably all failed to enter junior high school when they were in school, and have become junior high school students since childhood."

[Pfft haha. 】

[It’s started, it’s started! 】

[It’s time for my favorite explosion part again! 】

【Details of what WX did. 】

[Need I say this? Teng Yang Tianxia is in jail. Didn't Su Xiaoyan break up with him just because he likes to play? ]

[The most disgusting one is Deyunse. Luo÷ is indeed the only living person in the e-sports circle. There is nothing he dare not say. ]

[What do you think of the conflict between Lao Ma and De Yun Se? ]

“How would you rate…”

Luo Sen saw this comment and made a blunt and sharp comment: "There is nothing good to say. Lao Ma and Lao De are destined to be together. They are very similar in some things."

"The anchor is actually quite pitiful, so..."

Luo Sen paused, replied to a certain manufacturer in the background, and said that there was no problem. Then he changed the subject naturally: "The anchor has decided to send another wave of benefits to the family members."

Friends in the live broadcast room: "???"

What is the relationship between these two things?

[If you want to get money, just tell me. It's not like I can't afford it. 】

[Have you contacted a new manufacturer? ]

[Fuck, so fast? It seems that Luo÷ just won the double championship and made other manufacturers anxious! ]

"Family members, I am very sad when you say this. I really want to send benefits to my family members."

This is the manufacturer that we have just confirmed with the backend. Since it is temporary, Luo Sen does not have any stock at the moment.

But it doesn't matter. He remained calm and his tone gradually became more excited: "And who said it has nothing to do with Ma Zi?"

——"Come on, family members, this time the treat for everyone is snowy green bean pancakes! It's the familiar Chinese brand Jiu Du Qi!"

Luo Sen spitted, "This time the mung bean cake is extraordinary. It's a domestic brand, quality guaranteed, 7-day warranty, freshly ground! And the price is not expensive, less than a slice of cake outside! It uses the same milk powder and kale as Jianchun!"

"The most important thing is that the anchor has applied for two fillings this time: mung bean and red bean! If you like red dates, buy red beans, and if you like pockmarks, buy mung beans."

【? ? ? 】

[I understand red dates, but why do people who like sesame seeds buy mung beans? ]

[The anchor is just talking nonsense for money, right? I unfollowed him! ]

Luo Sen directly showed the picture and pointed at the sesame seeds on the picture with reason and talent: "Family members, the mung bean cake that the anchor applied for is one of the 9 degrees 7 sesame series. Sesame, mung beans, and a large amount of black sesame seeds are sprinkled on the surface of the ice skin."

"Sesame and mung beans, mung beans and sesame, mochi and mung beans, mung beans and mochi!"

"Mm, Green Pox Mochi!!"

Luo Sen clicked on the AI, and it looped endlessly for the second time: "Mung bean and mochi! Mung bean and mochi! Mung bean and mochi!!"

"My friends, why don't you place an order? The classic green bean and sesame flavor, Ma Zi and the host's favorite!"

【? ? ? ? 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 】

【Oh my god! 6.】

[I am shocked. Is this possible? ]

[Still open? Still open? ! ! ]

[You are a genius?! ]

[The green bean and mochi are really poisonous. 】

Luo Sen stood up and shouted, "Come on, come on, 321 will post the last wave of links today! Those of you who like black sesame please place your orders quickly, and crowdfund to help Jiu Du Qi win the resurrection match and return to the game!"

(End of this chapter)