Cultivation of immortality begins with an eighty-year-old eunuch.

My name is Chen Fan, and I am an old eunuch who is almost eighty years old.
Just when I was living a life of idleness and waiting to kick the bucket.
The damned opportunity to cultivate immortality has arrived!
And so!
Old eunuch Chen Fan: "Who says eunuchs can't cultivate immortality! Do eunuchs have a right to do things too?!"
Chief Eunuch Chen Fan said, "Your Majesty, this old servant has served in this palace for nearly a hundred years and has witnessed countless dynastic changes. Is it inappropriate for you to now call me your stepfather?"
The eunuch Chen Fan, who was nine thousand years old, said, "Hmm... Ninety-nine percent is a rare item, so I'll accept this elixir!"