The goal of life is to break up all couples

"And Kusuke will just become a used-up consumable, eaten dry and squeezed dry, reduced to a useless member of the lower class..."

Yanajian held her head in fear and said, "Stop, stop talking! Don't do that! Don't become a useless person, Kusuke!"

This is too exaggerated.

Numizu Kazuhiko and Hikigaya Hachiman looked at each other. Although what Matsueda Azusa said was indeed very inflammatory, it was obvious that this was a slippery slope argument.

Did Yanami actually believe it?

Hikigaya shook his head.

No, she didn't really believe it. She was just looking for a reason to break up Kusuke and Hana.

Because Yanami is a good girl, she would not act as a third party, nor would she maliciously break up the person she likes just because he or she falls in love with someone else.

But if this is done to save Sosuke and for his own good, then it's different.

Humans are creatures that need reasons.

Matsueda Azusa obviously also saw this.

There was no need for him to spend time making up some watertight theories. Yanami in this state would be easily convinced.

As long as she still likes Kusuke in her heart, she will be convinced 100%.

"Hey, wait..."

Yanaijian suddenly changed the subject, scratched his cheek shyly, and said guiltily: "You say... is there a possibility? I'm just saying a possibility. If it really comes to that, if Kusuke is abandoned by Karen - then does that mean I have a chance?"

unbelievable.

Azusa Matsueda, Hachiman Hikigaya, and Kazuhiko Numizu all instantly showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

You're invincible, kid.

You are truly a turtle among turtles.

"No, it really isn't."

Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but cover his face. He had never thought of this when he confessed his feelings and was rejected...

"Wow, don't look at me like that! It makes me feel so pitiful..."

Yanaijian realized that what he said was too outrageous and couldn't help but cover his face with his hands.

"It's not that I'm pitiful..."

Azusa Matsueda added directly: "It's pathetic."

"puff"

The Yanami sank.

She slumped over the table, her face drooping, and she looked almost like a puddle as she pressed her face against the tabletop, vomiting blood.

Wen Shuiheyan opened a bag of Japanese sweets and fed them to the baby.

Yanai sees the corporal and is resurrected.

Lao Ba has a big stomach, no need to say more.

Yanami, who had regained his spirits, clapped his hands on his cheeks and encouraged himself, "Huh...Okay! I understand. If I let Kusuke be bewitched by that big pink-breasted devil, he'll definitely regret it!"

"That's right!"

Finally back on track, Matsueda Azusa crossed his arms and nodded with relief: "So what should you do now? If you want to save Kuda Sosuke?"

Seeing Yana's eyes flashing, he clenched his fists and said, "We must break them up! We must stop impure men and women from dating!"

"Well said! Corporal Yanami, you have evolved. I now declare that you will be accepted as the fourth member of the Improper Intercourse Inspection Department. Congratulations!"

Songzhi Zi applauded and congratulated them, then assigned tasks, saying, "Now that we've set our goals, the next step is to make a plan! I'll assign you tasks now, and you must do your best to complete them. If you have any other ideas, feel free to bring them forward. We'll brainstorm!"

Hikigaya was sweating. It seemed that Matsueda Azusa was serious.

What kind of deep hatred does Kuda Kusuke have with him? Why did it come to this?

"Oh!"

Yanaijian stood up and saluted seriously, "Minister, please issue the order! I guarantee that it will be completed with all my strength!"

"Good! Very energetic!"

Matsueda Azusa patted Yanami's shoulder earnestly, "I'm about to give you a difficult mission, Corporal Yanami. This mission will surely be extremely painful for you, perhaps even causing you to collapse... Even so, can you accept it?"

Seeing Yana's determined eyes, he clenched his fists and nodded firmly: "I can accept it!"

This guy just played it naturally!

Wen Shuiheyan held his forehead with his hand. The huge sum of 3671 yen he spent on treating Yanami to appease her was completely wasted.

That's right. It can not only relieve the psychological burden, but also provide a chance to break up Kusuke and Hanako. If this happened to him, he would probably smile. Why would he be so depressed?

"Very well then, Corporal Yanami, I order you to lurk around Kusuke and Karen and secretly gather intelligence about their relationship! This includes everything from the time they first met to their current relationship. All the noteworthy details must be collected!"

Songzhi Zi stretched out his palm and clenched his fist. "Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle! Whether it's peeling away the clues bit by bit, boiling the frog in warm water, or hitting the target with one strike and directly detonating it, it all depends on the intelligence war!"

"Pfft..."

Yana saw that he had obviously missed the point, so she reached out and poked Wen Shui and Yan Yan, "I'm talking to you, I told you to boil a frog."

Such a low sense of humor...

Wen Shui and Yan Yan got goose bumps from the cold.

"Captain Warm Water!"

Matsueda Azusa continued to call the roll.

"To!"

The warm water boy stood at attention subconsciously.

"You will assist Corporal Yanami and act as her wingman!"

Matsueda Azusa said confidently, "Those involved may be confused, but those on the sidelines can see more clearly. Perhaps you can discover small details that Yanaijian can't. Details determine success or failure! This important task is left to you."

"Captain Wenshui, I'll leave it to you!"

Seeing that no one had any objections, Yana grinned at Wen Shui and Yan.

"Uh, that doesn't seem to have anything to do with me, so I won't get involved..."

Hikigaya quietly prepared to slip away.

But he was quickly grabbed by the shoulders by a strong man named Songzhi Zi, "Who said you don't have a mission? You are the most crucial link!"

Matsueda Azusa's expression was serious: "Hikigaya Suicide Soldier! You have to deliver the most important damage at the most critical moment!"

"Just think of it as Yanami, for us, the Impure Relationship Inspection Department, and for the peace of the campus—use self-destruct on the campus couple!"

"What do you mean by self-destruct?! I don't understand at all..."

Hikigaya wiped the sweat off his face.

"Okay, it's happily decided."

Matsueda Azusa ignored Hikigaya's protests—though he didn't show much resistance—and clapped his hands, saying, "The first representative conference of the Improper Relationship Supervision Department has officially concluded. Everyone applaud!"

"Okay..."

Hikigaya cheered perfunctorily, "So, can we go home..."

"Speaking of which, Minister."

Yana suddenly spoke up, and she raised her hand to make an "eight" sign, resting it on her chin, with a thoughtful expression: "You actually set up a club like this, you must have never had a girlfriend."

So aggressive!

Is this the old man who launches a charged attack after eating?

We acknowledge this intensity.

Hikigaya, Numizu and Hikokazu stopped packing their things instantly and turned their gaze towards Matsueda Azusa.

Who can resist some sweet gossip?!

"Ah, that's not the case."

Songzhi Zi didn't hide it, and waved his hand casually: "We talked about it."

“Eh?!!”×3

Yanaijian widened his eyes in surprise: "I've never heard of it!"

Hikigaya was stunned and slammed the table. "You betrayed us! Asshole! So you're the one who's really in trouble! Why don't you just get rid of yourself first?"

"and many more……"

Wen Shuiheyan grasped the key point: "What we have discussed is..."

"Oh, that one."

Songzhi Zi scratched his head and answered as a matter of course: "I was dumped."

4. Minister, did you save everyone? You are so gentle.

“Ehhhh?!!”×3

Onmizu Kazuhiko was a little surprised. Even someone as talented as Matsueda Azusa could be thrown away so easily...

The chaotic relationships between real people are really too scary. Surely it's better to just stay out of it and be a bystander?

Yanaijian looked at Matsueda Azusa with a look of sympathy and patted his shoulder: "You were dumped too."

“Where does the ‘also’ come from?”

Matsueda Azusa blinked, deliberately revealing a puzzled look: "You're not thinking of yourself, are you, Yanaijian Corporal? Hot knowledge, you'd only be dumped if you were actually in a relationship, not if you've never been in one."

"Pfft!"

The Yanami sank again.

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't say anything, but just silently looked at Matsueda Azusa, who seemed to not care at all and could even talk about this matter in front of others as if nothing had happened.

But, letting go is impossible, right?

It is a lie that time can solve everything. This only drives worries into oblivion and pretends that the problems will fade away, turning them into something dispensable and fine in any case.

But whether it really all works out, I'm afraid only you know.

Just like he himself has been trapped in the dark history of the past, if Matsueda Azusa no longer cares, there would be no need to establish this so-called "Impurious Relationship Monitoring Department".

I really can't continue this topic. If I keep going like this, someone will definitely get hurt. Instead of this...

Hikigaya Hachiman forced himself to stand up and laughed awkwardly: "Being dumped is not a big deal, for example, myself-"

The words stopped abruptly.

Azusa Matsueda put his arm around Hikigaya's neck and pointed his thumb at himself: "That's why I founded this club!"

Hikigaya looked at Matsueda Azusa in surprise—Hey! There's hell ahead!

Songzhi Zi let go of his hand, sat down cross-legged on the table, and propped his chin on one hand: "It seems that you are all quite interested? It's not that I can't tell you about it - or are you in a hurry to go home?"

"Listen!"

How can you not eat melons? Humans are creatures that can survive by relying on gossip.

Yanami is resurrected again!

Desserts and drinks that came out of nowhere were quickly placed on the table. Yanai saw that he was sitting upright and was ready to eat.

Does this guy have a four-dimensional pocket?

There's not even a single book in the bag!

Wen Shui and Hikigaya looked at each other for some reason, but both sat down again obediently.

Songzhi Zi stared out the window, the evening light made his eyebrows look soft yet dim.

Although the tone was very calm, what was said was completely outrageous.

"So-called 'liking', or even 'love', is actually nothing more than a twisted, ugly emotion mixed with jealousy, dependence, possessiveness, fanaticism, and other extreme emotions."

"If you like someone, you will definitely want her to pay more attention to you than anyone else, want her to spend all her time with you, want her eyes to always look at you firmly, and want to hold her hand for the rest of my life."