Uneasy daily life
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"Hmph! Don't underestimate my flexibility. You think you can shake me off? Hurry up, or I'll pull you off! Hehe!"
"Okay, I'll start the charge immediately."
Huh? That bastard actually backed down? No way! There's definitely a conspiracy...
When Feng Bin and Hua's thoughts progressed to this point, they suddenly realized that not only did their field of vision suddenly become lower, but they also had to look up to see straight ahead.
The white figure was on all fours, its face serious, gathering its strength, and stretching its neck as it did so: "Neigh—"
The sound was loud and long, echoing throughout the surrounding area.
Where did this horse come from? Passersby looked around blankly...
Feng Bin and Hua instinctively raised their bodies, wanting to dismount immediately, but Bai Ying did not give her the chance, and leaped away with a burst of strength.
"Damn it! Let me down—I'm going to run someone over!"
The white figure leaped over the fallen, unidentified obstacle, and upon landing, immediately spurred its horse forward.
"Thank goodness you reminded me, I almost ran into a dog."
"Huh? What dog... Wait! Stop right now! You're shaking to death!"
“You can stop your body, just like the queen who rides her horse to inspect her people.”
Feng Bin and Hua subconsciously straightened up and sat on Bai Ying's waist. The wind brushed through their hair, bringing clusters of subtle, bewildered gazes.
She instantly became the most dazzling person in the eyes of passersby, and her popularity soared, far surpassing that of the mount she was riding.
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"Aaaaah! You bastard!"
Feng Bin and Hua instantly climbed onto Bai Ying's back, wrapped their arms around his neck to stabilize their swaying bodies, buried their faces in his neck, closed their eyes and said, "If I can't see anyone, no one can see me." Then, like a cheetah, they opened their mouths fiercely and bit Bai Ying's neck with a snarl.
"Neigh—neigh—!"
The white dragon horse let out a mournful cry as it was being brutally beaten by Sun Wukong.
West Nei West Nei Sinai——!
The noisy sounds gradually faded away, taking away the last trace of warmth from the corpse.
"Ugh... What a joke..."
The corpse is talking.
It's sadder than being caught by your girlfriend flirting with other women.
The pain was worse than being beaten to my knees by my girlfriend in a ten-hit combo.
Ah—the power of jealousy, controlling the corpse, allows it to still utter words.
Yu Mitarai braced himself up with his hands on the ground and suddenly noticed two people in front of him. He couldn't help but look up.
"What's more unbearable than getting happy is the happiness of others."
"Yes, we feed on our misery to highlight the happiness of others, making our misery even more tragic."
As they were talking, they suddenly looked down at Mitarai Yu in unison: "And you?"
"Heh...a guy with a girlfriend..."
Yu Mitarai staggered to his feet and uttered a single, resolute word: "They must die!"
"brother!"
"My dearest friend!"
"son!"
"Huh?" Mitarai Yu and Yamamoto Shinichiro turned their heads at the same time.
Nojima adjusted his glasses: "I meant partners! Anyway, let's first finalize the hunting plan..."
"Ah, wait!"
Yu Mitarai suddenly realized that the five minutes were almost up, and he hurriedly prepared to leave: "I need to go find my girlfriend. I'll come back to discuss the hunting plan with you later..."
Snapped!Snapped!
Two hands pressed down on his shoulders from behind.
Yu Mitarai subconsciously turned around and saw two ugly, jealous faces burning with raging flames.
"Excellent! Let the hunting plan begin with you!" ×2!
"Wait, let me explain..."
boom!
Yu Mitarai fell to the ground, frantically trying to get up. Suddenly, he noticed a pair of familiar women's shoes in front of him. He followed the shoes up his leg and finally met a pair of eerie eyes.
"Brother You, I told you not to be late, didn't I?"
"I didn't mean to, it was all—mmm!"
"No need to say anything, I forgive you, let's go together."
The girl pressed her slender hand against her scumbag boyfriend's face, silencing his sweet-talking excuses.
With a gentle smile and emotionless eyes, she dragged her boyfriend away...
Seeing Mitarai Yu being paraded through the streets like an ancient prisoner, dragged along the ground, Nojima Gen and Yamamoto Shinichiro exchanged bewildered glances.
"For the first time in my life, I feel that girls are terrifying... Did we hunt the wrong target?"
Shinichiro Yamamoto seems to have developed a conscience.
"Yamamoto, you can't say that! We're only targeting so-and-so who has a girlfriend. What does it matter to us whether his girlfriend is scary or not?"
Nojima Gen is clearly devoid of conscience.
"Well, you're right."
Shinichiro Yamamoto suddenly realized his mistake and immediately abandoned his conscience.
……
"Neigh—Neigh—!!"
Where did that horse neighing come from?
Yukinoshita, who was tidying up her stall, looked up in confusion.
"Is that how horses are called?" Angelina asked curiously.
“Of course!” Yukinoshita Haruno said, puffing out her chest. “Both Yukino and I can ride horses.”
Angelina couldn't help but remark, "Is this what aristocratic life is like?"
“Ha… riding a horse isn’t anything special.” Yukino Yukinoshita sighed. “It’s just a group of people using this activity to form a circle and socialize. It’s really hard on the horses that have to carry them.”
"Hehe~ After all, Yukino-chan prefers interacting with animals to interacting with people."
Yukinoshita Haruno said with a smile, "How about we go horseback riding together sometime? I bet Yukino-chan would love to try riding with two people."
"...Aren't you guys going off-topic?" Yukino Yukinoshita rubbed her temples and steered the conversation back on track. "Weren't we talking about the sound of horses neighing in the school? Did they invite a circus to perform at the Izu Spring Festival? Angelina might want to check it out if she's interested."
"I don't think anyone would want to experience riding a 'horse'," Mai Sakurajima said in a strange tone, looking in one direction.
The others followed her gaze.
With a long neigh from a horse, a large horse with its head down suddenly darted out, crashing into the corner of the road in a sideways posture. With a powerful kick, it accelerated like an arrow and charged straight ahead!
What a perfect drift! The passersby were all stunned.
A white horse galloped along, carrying a petite blonde girl on its back. Perhaps due to her poor riding skills, the girl clung tightly to the horse's neck, her flexible legs bent forward to grip the horse's belly, making her appear as if she were curled up into a tiny ball on the horse's back.
She probably wished she could just compress herself into a speck of dust.
Under the varied and complex gazes of the crowd, the white horse galloped happily past, then turned a corner at the other end and galloped back to the crowd.
"Neigh! Your food delivery has arrived!"
Bai Ying stood up and shook her body, instantly transforming Feng Bin and Hua from horse riders into clingy girlfriends.
Yukinoshita slowly stroked her chin and commented cryptically, "Hmm, that's quite a novel way to ride."
Yukino Yukinoshita said subtly, "Haku-kun is still so unpredictable."
Yukinoshita: "Heh."
Yukinoshita Yukino: “?”
"..." Sakurajima Mai's eyes twitched slightly, and she coughed lightly, "Wahana, are you...are you alright?"
Bai Ying waved her hand: "She rode a horse the whole way, she didn't have to walk... Cough cough—!"
The clingy girlfriend turned into a murderous girlfriend.
"Sine within, west within, west within, west within, west within -!"
Fengbin and Hua raised their flushed faces in a fit of rage, their arms straining with a murderous intent that seemed to want to turn the white figure into Rijing.
“Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big—!”
The white figure suddenly began spinning rapidly in place, successfully making Feng Bin and Hua dizzy before their heads were removed.
"You bastard! Stop right there—!"
Feng Bin and Hua landed dizzily and promptly kicked out.
The white figure leaped backward, dodging the fatal kick: "Hey! What are you doing to your brother-in-law?"
"They're kicking him to death!"
Feng Bin and Hua were stunned for a moment, then became enraged and launched a chase, with the faint shadow of a stand-in flickering around them.
Seeing that things were not going well, Bai Ying reached out and shielded Sakurajima Mai in front of her, causing Toyohama Kazuka, who was about to lift her foot, to stop abruptly.
"Come out!"
"Come here if you dare!"
"Tsk! I'll go around in circles!"
Hey! I'll go around too!
Caught in the middle, Mai Sakurajima rolled her eyes, took a half step back, and precisely stepped on the white figure's left foot without even looking: "Black fan, at least show some consideration for Kazuka, okay? How can you carry someone all the way back like this... cough cough, carry her back."
I can only say that I can't find the right words to describe it.
"She made me memorize it, so of course I have to fulfill her wish!"
"Did I tell you to crawl all the way back?!"
"Watch your words. I ran back. How could crawling be as fast as me?"
"Climb! Just climb!"
The two engaged in a primary school-style verbal duel across Mai Sakurajima, and the topic seemed to have been unknowingly veered off course.
The others understood Feng Bin and Hua's exasperation, after all, they had been carried by Bai Ying in a... crawling manner, running all the way back from the public square...
Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help but facepalm. She thought being carried in a princess carry was the most embarrassing thing ever, but it seems that creatures like Shiro-no-Ki have no bottom line.
"Hehua, if you just let go and jump down, Bai Jun won't be able to succeed, right?"
Feng Bin and Hua were stunned: "Uh, I forgot."
"That's right, just forget about things like being angry and annoyed for now."
Bai Ying pulled two bags out of the stall: "Now it's time to go on stage and perform!"
"But it's still quite a distance from here to the scene, isn't it?" Yukinoshita Haruno nodded her lips. "How about I ride that bastard over there?"
Bai Ying replied instantly, "You have big breasts, you can't fit on them."
Yukinoshita Haruno immediately replied, "Hard-skinned, sit up straight and walk."
"Alright, you two, stop flaunting your shame here. It's embarrassing to watch." Yukino Yukinoshita said irritably, taking out her handkerchief. "Haku-kun, wipe your hands clean first."
The white figure blinked and obediently stretched out its hands.
Yukino Yukinoshita blinked, holding a handkerchief, and prepared to lean closer...
"Tsk tsk~ What are you feeling sorry for, Yukino-chan? The rascal rides me at night, and I ride the rascal during the day, isn't that fair?"
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