Uneasy daily life

Yukino Yukinoshita casually uttered a sentence, which instantly made Yukino Yukinoshita's expression freeze, her eyebrows twitch, her eyes turn cold, and she directly stuffed the handkerchief into Shiro's hand, telling him to wipe it himself.

"Sister! You better watch your shame!"

"No, no, uh-huh~"

"I will report the truth to my mother."

"Oh dear~ Yukino-chan, Mother is already an expired boss."

"Oh? Do you want to be pressured to have a baby?"

"..."

As it turns out, even BOSS updates.

Chapter Seven: Izu University Doesn't Support Idlers

This is bad, very bad.

It's fine since Yukino just started university, but I'll be graduating in a year. If my family finds out about my relationship with that jerk, not to mention my father, my mother... she might leave the marriage pressure to us to handle ourselves, but the chances of her pressuring us to have children are very high.

After all, mothers are relatively free, and may even have some regrets about not being able to educate their children well. Upon learning about the progress of the relationship, they might turn around and say to themselves, "It's normal to have children sometime."

Yukinoshita immediately drew the above conclusion.

Seeing her sister fall into deep thought and fall silent, Yukino Yukinoshita felt refreshed and immediately launched another attack: "It seems that what they said in 'The Troubles of Older Women' was indeed true."

"Hehehe~" Yukinoshita Haruno's eyebrows twitched slightly, her gaze shifting to the white figure still bickering with Toyohama and Hana, "You jerk, can't you try a little harder so I can catch Yukino-chan in a compromising situation too? You're not impotent, are you?"

"Effort?" Bai Ying subconsciously looked at Yukino Yukinoshita and immediately shook her head. "No, no, 9528, how can you say that? If you say that, the hero who likes to be meticulous will think that I was instigated by you. The amount of assisting in my actions is too high, which will actually make the progress fall back."

Yukinoshita Haruno slammed her fist in her hand: "Oops! What a blunder! Yukino-chan, just pretend you didn't hear that!"

Yukino Yukinoshita's brow twitched slightly, and she said coldly, "Compared to my sister, I am still far too young, Mother."

"It's alright!" Yukinoshita Haruno immediately patted her chest and assured her, "As long as Haruno-chan says the word, I guarantee Mother will put having Yukino-chan on the agenda!"

Hurry up, my foot!

Yukino Yukinoshita snorted coldly: "I don't need to think about things that only older sisters need to think about."

"Who said only Yukino needs to consider it?" Yukinoshita Haruno's lips curled into a mischievous smile. "As long as Mother thinks Yukino-chan needs to consider it too, isn't that enough? Lying, Yukino is a professional!"

"What a coincidence." Yukino Yukinoshita finally couldn't hold back anymore, giving her a long, sly look at her mischievous older sister. "Honestly, I'm a professional too."

Yukino's eyes flashed, and she immediately delivered a fatal blow: "Does Yukino-chan mean that you want to discuss whether you and that bastard have had any offspring in front of Mother?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Th-so what?"

"Hehehe..." Yukinoshita Haruno chuckled, her eyes narrowed. "Yukino-chan, you seem to have forgotten that Mother is quite a stickler for things. To verify whether it's true or not, Mother will definitely drag you to the hospital for a checkup~"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."

Because she is too shy, Yukino Yukinoshita had to give up a way to manipulate her older sister.

"Tsk tsk, sometimes I have this strange feeling, could it be that I'm actually part of your sisterly play?"

As the white figure uttered those strange sighs, a sudden weight settled on his back.

Feng Bin and Hua seized their opportunity, leaping onto Bai Ying's back and wrapping their arms around her neck. They said fiercely, "Listen up! You're being carried! If you dare crawl again, I'll—"

"You mean...?" the white figure scoffed. "Are you going to kick, bite, or just...Ora Ora?"

Yukino Yukinoshita replied irritably, "Wahana, just delete all of his drafts."

Mai Sakurajima offered a suggestion: "Teach him how to write novels using your approach."

Yukinoshita Haruno chuckled and came up with a mischievous idea: "Make him go into heat when he's inspired, and then leave him alone while he's in heat."

Yukinoshita Yukino: “?”

Mai Sakurajima: "?"

"I see now, each of you possesses unique skills and is proficient in the creator's unforgivable curse..."

Sure enough, the longer you spend time together, the more obvious your weaknesses become, and the more vicious your methods become.

Bai Ying shook her head and sighed with emotion. Those girls who were once easy to attack and easy to defend against are now all more vicious than the last. She wondered who had honed them like this: "Indeed, it's because I'm too young to remember that I'm loyal and don't participate in these kinds of conspiracies against my superiors, right?"

"Ah? Yes, yes, yes."

Angelina, who had been silent, nodded quickly and gestured with the back of her head.

Bai Ying chuckled: "Hehehe."

Angelina: "..."

Bai Ying: "What brilliant backstab plan have you come up with this time?"

Angelina quickened her pace, insisting on using the back of her head as a cover—as long as her face wasn't read, the white shadow wouldn't be able to see through her plan!

"Huh! Let me guess... You 9527 aren't good at one-on-one fights, you like to stir things up... Gulp—!" The white figure's neck tightened, and he squeezed out a sound with difficulty, "Stickman! Could it be that you've betrayed us too?!"

"Betray you my foot!" Feng Bin and Hua said irritably while applying a chokehold. "If you're going to carry me, then carry me properly. I'm completely clinging to you!"

"Weren't you the one who jumped right up here?!"

"If I had jumped on, you should have just memorized it!"

"Okay, okay, I'm going to touch your butt..."

"Then I'll pinch your ear!"

The two threatened each other verbally while physically assaulting each other.

"Ha..." Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head and sighed slightly, "Wabi, why do you seem to be getting more and more violent?"

"Huh?" Toyohama Kazuka turned her head in surprise. "Where did I go wrong? Am I like you, Koyukinoshita, who got angry at a jerk, couldn't win a verbal fight, and was too stubborn to resort to physical violence, so you just sulked and acted like a jerk?"

The corner of Yukinoshita Yukino's mouth twitched.

"There is a flaw!"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Bai Ying grabbed Feng Bin and Hua's two calves, and with her hands sliding down their straight and slender legs, she took off their two casual shoes, revealing their feet wrapped in white socks.

"Nisunai——!"

Feng Bin and Hua turned around, lying on Bai Ying's back, their feet lifting up with amazing flexibility, pointing directly at Bai Ying's chin.

"I'm outta here!"

"Screw you! I just took a shower this morning!"

"Oh, it smells so good."

"Fragrance my foot! You pervert!"

The two engaged in high-speed offense and defense as they moved forward.

Aside from Angelina, who had already dashed ahead, the other three watched, their expressions turning strange. It wasn't that they were worried the boyfriend and girlfriend's argument would escalate into a stand-in battle, but rather they felt a strange sense of unease...

Bai Ying unleashed her "foot massage technique"! Feng Bin and Hua twisted and contorted their bodies, attempting to snap Bai Ying's back with a scissor kick!

The white figure reached behind her and started tickling Feng Bin and Hua's armpits! Feng Bin and Hua grimaced and ruthlessly tore at the white figure's hair!

The white figure grunted twice at the two arms that were wrapped around its neck! Not to be outdone, Feng Bin and Hua transformed into vampires and viciously attacked the white figure's neck!

"Wow……"

Yukino Yukinoshita looked at him with a disapproving expression: "Hugging and cuddling in the street, the way you flirt with Hana-chan is really bold. Compared to that, Yukino-chan is only good at thinking."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "#!"

What do you mean I'm only good at mental maneuvering? It's clearly Bai Jun... Stop!

Yukino Yukinoshita coldly cut off her inner monologue.

"Wa-ka is really..." Sakurajima Mai slightly raised her eyes and could see that passersby occasionally cast surprised glances, but Toyohama Wa-ka paid no attention to them at all, focusing all her attention on her 'battle' with the white shadow, "She is easily oblivious to others."

Yukinoshita stroked her chin thoughtfully: "What do you think Kazuha-chan's reaction would be if she were suddenly awakened? Would she immediately get off the rascal's back shyly? Or would she intensify her attack on the rascal?"

"Why don't you try it and see, sister?" Yukino Yukinoshita scoffed. "Wabi definitely doesn't have as many inner thoughts as you do, sister."

Mai Sakurajima thought for a moment, then shook her head and said, "It's hard to say. Kazuha is very straightforward, but because she's so straightforward, she's also very unpredictable—she's the type of entertainer who gets a script when she's on a show, but after the show is over, you find that the script is basically useless."

"Isn't this a problem with work?" Yukino Yukinoshita asked, somewhat surprised.

“Yukino is thinking too meticulously,” Mai Sakurajima laughed. “Wahana is quite popular with the production team and always brings a lot of entertainment value to the show.”

Although there will be some aftereffects, the more distinct and sharp the personality, the less it overlaps with the public's expectations of a public figure, and the more likely it is to bring some controversy.

"Ahem! Hey, stop giving that jerk all the perks."

Yukinoshita Haruno leaned closer with a grin: "You think you're punching and kicking a jerk? Think about it carefully, isn't it the jerk groping you? Look around, is there any part of you that hasn't been touched?"

"Huh?" Feng Bin and Hua were taken aback. "What's this got to do with you? Do you want to be touched?"

Yukinoshita Yono: "?"

The white figure immediately burst into laughter: "Pfft, hahahaha—!"

"Shut up! What are you laughing at?! I might as well just rip your head off!"

Feng Bin and Hua used a double-edged sword to clamp the white shadow dog's head between their ears, making it look like a tug-of-war!

"You despicable woman, get off my boyfriend!"

Yukinoshita Haruno launched a sneak attack from behind, grabbing Toyohama Kazuka and pretending to tug-of-war!

"Oh dear! Don't fight over me anymore!"

The white-clad figure offered insincere advice.

Not wanting to get too close and be infected by the humiliating aura, Yukino Yukinoshita and Mai Sakurajima quickened their pace.

……

[Miss Izu University Spring Festival Beauty Pageant]

A large banner hung above the stage, surrounded by tiered seating. As a classic feature of the Izu Spring Festival, the bustling crowd had already created a lively atmosphere even before the official start of the festival.

The group of six took a seat in the front row. The combination of one man and five women attracted a lot of attention, especially since the five girls (?) looked like potential contestants in a beauty pageant.

The moment Shiroki put Toyohama and Hana down, the two of them immediately distanced themselves from each other with mutual disdain. Toyohama and Hana clung to Sakurajima Mai while angrily pulling out a tissue to wipe the saliva imprint left on her hands by someone. Shiroki touched the top of her head with a pained expression, wondering how much of her hair, a symbol of inspiration, had been plucked away.

"Aren't you going to participate in a beauty pageant?" Mai Sakurajima asked curiously. "Aren't you going backstage to get ready?"

Feng Binhua pouted: "The men's beauty pageant is in the evening, this isn't my event."

"I've already bribed the student council to make myself the last to appear," Bai Ying said calmly. "That's the position that suits me best."

Yukino Yukinoshita raised an eyebrow slightly: "Bribed?"

"Bribe them for the sake of the show, or what? You can't possibly bribe them with money, can you?" Bai Ying pointed and said, "The hero's ideas are really too vulgar."

"To bribe, to use money to buy off others and make them take advantage of you."

"As expected of a 'defining immortal,' he has absolutely no imagination."

"Unlike Bai Jun, who is skilled at flattery and ingratiation, and who is good at talking big."

"Hehehehe~"

"Stop, stop, stop! We're all in this together. Who are we going to feed the dog food wholesale?"

Yukino Yukinoshita interrupted the two bickering, saying, "What kind of bastard's beauty pageant plan is this? It must be related to those two temporary dogs, right?"

"They mainly serve as a rhetorical device of contrast and comparison," Bai Ying said indifferently. "After all, given their personalities, we can't expect them to perform exceptionally well and compete with me. We can only take a different approach and make the most of our strengths."

"Contrast and comparison..."

Sakurajima Mai's brow twitched slightly, and she said with a strange expression, "Are they clowns and comedians?"

Bai Ying was shocked: "What? They still need to pretend?"

As the group chatted, the beauty pageant officially began, hosted by members of the student council.

First to appear is a girl from the shogi club, then a girl from the literature club, followed by a clown from the tennis club.

"Hi everyone! I'm Yoshihara Aina, a new member of the tennis club!"

Wearing a tennis outfit, with what appeared to be a golden twin-tail wig on her head, and her face covered in heavy makeup—deep white and pinkish-red—she held a tennis racket in one hand and waved it back and forth at the audience below the stage with the other.

Bai Ying suddenly found herself surrounded by intense stares from all sides: "Hey! Why are you all looking at me? I don't even know that Peking Opera clown on stage."

"Aren't all the outrageous things you did?" Feng Bin and Hua Xin bluntly expressed their doubts, while the others nodded in agreement.

"Tsk, you guys really underestimate Izu University..."