Uneasy daily life

Why didn't I encounter so many people hitting on me when I was in college... Well, I haven't attended many classes lately. I've been busy with work most of the time. As for courses, I'd rather study on my own or get tutoring from my sister than go to the classroom.

"You didn't get lost? Are you perhaps a student at Izu University as well?"

The spiky-haired youth chuckled and followed beside him: "What a coincidence, I'm a freshman at Izu University, majoring in Mechanical Engineering..."

"Alright, alright." Feng Bin and Hua waved their hands casually. "I have a boyfriend, so don't try to chat me up."

"Huh? What a coincidence." The spiky-haired youth looked surprised, then, as if he had met a kindred spirit, he said enthusiastically, "I also have a girlfriend."

Toyohama Kazuka: "?"

So the question is, should we make him climb further away, or should we make him climb further away?

"It's just a simple introduction, like making friends," the spiky-haired youth said with a refreshing smile. "It's not like everyone who talks to you is trying to pick you up, right?"

Feng Bin and Hua stopped in their tracks, looking ahead, and turned their heads to say, "Why are you talking to me if you have nothing better to do? I don't even know you."

"That's precisely why we need to strike up a conversation," the spiky-haired youth argued. "If we don't talk to people we don't know, how are we supposed to make friends?"

Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes: "I have no interest in being friends with you, get lost!"

The spiky-haired youth gave a thumbs up: "It's okay! From now on, we're friends!"

"Speaking of which, there's a girl over there who keeps looking at you," Toyohama Kazuka gestured with her chin. "Could that be your girlfriend?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." The spiky-haired youth seemed to freeze for a moment, but quickly regained his composure. He turned his head and laughed, "If it were my girlfriend, I'd already have her by the neck, lifted up, and sent flying into the sky with a series of moves..."

My girlfriend is chatting and laughing with a guy who's only slightly less handsome than me.

The spiky-haired youth arrived at the scene with lightning speed and grabbed the collar of the man who had approached him.

"Hey buddy, trying to pick up my girlfriend?"

The other person remained unfazed and calmly replied, "What a coincidence, I also have a girlfriend."

The spiky-haired youth: "?"

"We just got to know each other and made friends!" Upon seeing this, the other person revealed a scumbag's cheerful smile, adding a sophistry, "You can't expect anyone who talks to your girlfriend to piss you off, can you?"

"She doesn't know you, why are you trying to talk to me like that?!" the spiky-haired youth retorted angrily.

"That's precisely why you need to strike up a conversation! If you don't talk to people you don't know, how are you supposed to make friends?"

"Bullshit! You want to make friends? Do you think I don't know what you're thinking?!"

"Alright, alright, then I won't be friends with your girlfriend." The other person gave a thumbs up and enthusiastically put his arm around the spiky-haired youth's shoulder. "From now on, we're best friends!"

"?"

The spiky-haired youth shook off the other man's arm around his shoulder and grabbed his collar again: "So you want me to introduce you to a girlfriend, huh?!"

"Look at what you're saying, do you think I'm such a stingy and scheming person?" the other person said matter-of-factly. "To be fair, I'll also introduce you to my girlfriend."

OMG! Isn't your scumbag index a bit too high?

The spiky-haired youth gasped: "Alright, then introduce yourself to me first..."

The other person turned their head and gestured with their chin: "Look, that golden retriever over there."

The spiky-haired youth turned to look at Feng Bin and Hua, his mind racing for a few seconds before concluding—run…

A hand gently pressed down on his shoulder from behind, slender and soft, yet unshakeable.

"Brother You, what were you talking about with that girl just now?"

The girl with slightly wavy, shoulder-length hair asked with a gentle smile.

There was no light in her eyes.

"Rie, let me explain..."

The spiky-haired youth, drenched in sweat, searched for a way to survive.

"Girl, he just said some of the things I just mentioned and made some mistakes that all men make. What's the big deal? Of course, guys want to be friends with pretty girls. It's only human nature."

The Thirty-Six Stratagems for Stirring Up Trouble: Reasoning.

"Oh?"

Her light, emotionless tone said, "I came to my boyfriend's school festival all day, only to be left out because he tried to flirt with everyone... So it's only natural that I'm angry, right?"

"Uh...wuwu..."

The spiky-haired youth couldn't speak, not because of shame or lack of excuses, but because the other person had grabbed his cheek and lifted him up. He could only try to plead with his pitiful eyes to spare his life.

Light punch! Heavy punch! Smash! Elbow strike! Smash! Close-range heavy punch! 812th style - Kotozuki In! 100th style - Oni-yaki! Forbidden 1211th style - Ya-chan...

"Oh my god! What a terrifyingly fluid combo! She perfectly capitalized on every moment of her opponent's vulnerability, executing precise attacks, expert cancels, and with that unwavering confidence! That jerk got careless, exposed a weakness, and got caught! His seemingly perfect margin for error was like a candle flickering in the wind in front of his furious girlfriend—"

While enthusiastically watching and commentating on the game, Bai Ying backed away.

“I’m telling you…” Feng Bin and Hua glanced sideways at the white figure who had already retreated to the side, “If your girlfriend is being hit on, shouldn’t you rush over to help?”

"I'm using the strategy of 'besieging Wei to rescue Zhao.' What good would it do if I rushed in to deal with someone who has no sense of shame? Would I offer my body to be hit on in your place?" Bai Ying said confidently. "At times like this, you have to change your approach and just go and hit on his girlfriend."

Feng Bin and Hua were taken aback: "You know that guy?"

“I don’t know him,” Bai Ying shook her head. “I just collected some information on the students—his name is Mitarai Yu, also a freshman in the Department of Mechanical Engineering. His girlfriend’s name is Ohashi Rie, a first-year student at Qinghai Women’s University. They seem to be childhood sweethearts and apparently started dating during the summer vacation after graduating from high school…”

"You call this not recognizing someone... Oh well, I'm used to it." Feng Bin and Hua suppressed their urge to complain and casually said, "So your way of getting your girlfriend out of trouble is to steal someone else's girlfriend?"

"No."

Bai Ying shrugged and said, "I was just chatting with her about ordinary things, like, 'Look, your boyfriend is hitting on my girlfriend,' or 'Your boyfriend's flirting skills are pretty good, my girlfriend is so straightforward, she can be persistent and persistent,' and so on..."

Bang bang bang bang bang-!

Toyohama and Hana are watching Mitarai Yu being hit by a high-speed combo and unable to land... Oh, you're giving Ohashi Rie a pre-battle rage buff, right?

"By the way, why are you suddenly so concerned about this?"

Bai Ying casually asked, "Did you expect me to be like that scumbag classmate, rushing over and grabbing the person who was hitting on you by the collar? But it turns out I used a diversionary tactic, so it didn't meet your expectations, and you're a little annoyed?"

"Hmm?" Feng Bin and Hua scratched their heads, suddenly realizing, "So that's why I felt unhappy?"

"Of course, if the emotional needs aren't met, there's no way to feel satisfied, and that's where dissatisfaction and resentment come from..."

Bai Ying glanced at Feng Bin and Hua, who were deep in thought, and silently reached out a hand from behind her, naturally placing it on her shoulder to form an arm around her: "But this is quite rare for you, isn't it? It's like suddenly turning back into that rebellious girl who was troubled by family matters back then, unable to move forward or backward, unable to have her thoughts clear, full of troubles and dissatisfaction, easily ignited and explosive... Hey! You're not secretly being sarcastic about your sister, are you?!"

Of course, this is impossible.

As an evolved stick figure, being straightforward and not caring too much is its nature. It's hard to say whether the stick figure is jealous of the "Hero Plus" or itself, or perhaps it's kicking itself to express its anger at having its sister's right to sleep with it stolen...

Why present a wrong answer? That's, of course, to lure out the correct answer.

"Get up! Why am I jealous of my sister?"

"Why not?"

"I am--"

Angelina? Playing pranks on that jerk and then just watching the show isn't exactly being jealous...

So what am I upset about?

Feng Binhua suddenly turned her head to look at the white figure with her arm around her shoulder. When their eyes met, she suddenly forgot what she had just been thinking and blurted out, "Why are you asking me all these questions?"

Bai Ying blinked: "Of course I'm concerned about you..."

Feng Bin and Hua suddenly remembered what they had been thinking.

She decisively stretched out her hands and snapped them together, trapping the white figure's cheeks.

I'm unhappy that you don't care about me enough!

With a swift movement of both hands, he stood on tiptoe, tilted his head, and with a sudden, powerful thrust, planted a kiss on his pouting lips, which were pressed together by his clenched cheeks.

Hmm—the slight annoyance and frustration vanished instantly, replaced by a sense of satisfaction that filled my entire body.

As expected, how could I possibly be someone who likes sour things like Yuki no Shita?

Now, Angelina's prank plan might disrupt her and the jerk's activities, but that's fine; she can just wait and watch the show.

We've already made a profit.

Feng Bin and Hua's hands, which had been pressing against Bai Ying's cheeks, unconsciously turned into cups, as they wholeheartedly immersed themselves in the joy of the intimate contact, gazing at Bai Ying's blinking eyes.

Hmm... should you stick out your tongue when kissing?

"Awoooo ...

On the other side of spring, when flowers were in full bloom, the scumbag classmate suddenly let out a great wail amidst a barrage of attacks.

The 316th Form of the Underworld: Jackal!

Rie Ohashi suddenly unleashed her finishing move.

boom!

Yu Mitarai soars high into the sky, while her scumbag classmate falls heavily to the ground.

"You have five minutes to catch up."

Rie Ohashi coldly uttered a single sentence, leaving behind the silhouette of a strong person.

Ugh... Why are other people's girlfriends so great...?

Chapter Six BOSS Version Update

Kazuka Toyohama struck first, unleashing a devastating attack. Kazuka Toyohama prepared to retreat, but found herself in a stalemate. Her life hung in the balance, and Kazuka Toyohama suffered a crushing defeat…

"Uh-huh--!"

Feng Bin and Hua tried to back away, only to find themselves being hugged by a lazy waist without their knowledge. Their mouths were filled with so much saliva, whether it was their own or Bai Ying's, and their lips were tightly sealed together, leaving them no room to catch their breath. They instinctively swallowed, but this bastard took the opportunity to push his luck...

You better let go of me! Stand power, please!

Feng Bin and Hua forcefully pushed Bai Ying's head away: "That's enough! I can't breathe!"

Bai Ying retorted confidently, "Is your nose just for decoration? You can't forget to breathe through your nose, can you?"

"I haven't forgotten, but I feel really uncomfortable!" Feng Bin and Hua squeezed together the hands holding Bai Ying's head, their tone unfriendly. "You bastard, you did this on purpose, didn't you? Secretly pouring saliva into my face?!"

Bai Ying remained defiant: "It was clearly you who first sent your tongue to invade, then I counterattacked my territory, and finally the oral cavity social system collapsed, giving rise to wave after wave of evil schemes..."

Feng Bin and Hua were furious: "Get out of here! I think you want to shove your tongue down my throat!"

"I'm not an anteater, where would I get that kind of length!" The white figure pointed and gestured. "Besides, didn't you tell me to be more attentive and caring towards you?"

"What kind of concern is this? You're clearly just having fun!"

Feng Bin and Hua directly used a strongman to choke them.

"Nonsense! You drool a lot! You're having a good time!"

The white figure extended its index finger, which was bending and straightening intermittently, and maliciously aimed it at Toyohama and Hana's nose.

"You're the one who drools too much! You're definitely not up to par!"

Feng Bin and Hua didn't dodge or evade. While locking the neck, they opened their small white teeth and snapped a few times, forcing the white shadow's fingers back—after all, the stick figure really dared to bite!

"Okay! I'll take good care of you right away!"

Bai Ying decisively bent down and grabbed Feng Bin and Hua's legs, lifting them off the ground in a princess carry.

The scene where Toyohama Kazuka was choking him suddenly transformed into Toyohama Kazuka being picked up and actively wrapping her arms around Shiro's neck.

"That's what you call turning the tables!" Bai Ying sneered. "I'll carry you all the way back like this, how about that? Scared yet?"

"Don't be afraid of me, it's just that being carried like this is really uncomfortable... Heh heh!"

Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes, then suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Using Bai Ying's neck as a fulcrum, they lifted their long, straight legs, twisted their lithe waist, and pulled with their seemingly delicate but powerful arms, flipping themselves over Bai Ying's shoulders. They then squeezed their legs together around Bai Ying's waist and abdomen to stabilize their position.

She pulled out two clumps of hair with both hands and called out teasingly.

"Giddy up!"

Bai Ying couldn't help but retort, "How old are you to still be playing horse riding games? I get it, it must be because you lacked fatherly love growing up, right?"

"#!"

Feng Bin and Hua Mo grabbed a strand of hair without any emotion and pulled it out.

"Hiss—! Do you know how precious hair is to a mental worker?!"

"You're going to go bald sooner or later anyway, might as well let me do it... Don't touch my butt! I'll pull it out!"

"Get down! Get down right here!"